For those who have seen it, don't spoil anything, just tell us where it fits in on your personal SW saga list.
For me:
6 > 1 > 4 > 3 > 7 > 5 > 2
6>5>4>7>3>2>1
Holy shit the mediocre taste
How have you niggers seen it already?
>>63713600
5>4>6>3>7>1>2
>putting 6 first
Confirmed for underage teddybear lovers
5>4>6>3>2=1
Not sure about 7 yet
>>63713600
pretty generic but
5>4>6>2=3>1
5 > 7 > 4 > 6 > 1 > 3 > 2
>>63713722
>still butthurt about ewoks
Confirmed for old butthurt man
>>63713715
Released on the 17th in Aus.
>>63713600
>1 > 4
good baito desu
>>63713722
While this was true in the 80's early 90's at this rate most of the underage teddybear lovers are in their 30's by this point
>>63713600
4>6>3>7>1>5>2
5 > 7 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 2 > 1
5-4-6-7-3-1-2
It was an awesome movie, the original trilogy is too OP though.
5>4>7>6>3>2>1
5>4>6>7>who cares
>>63713740
switch 3 and 1 and you're good
4, 5, 6, 3, 7, 1, 2
7 had the worst soundtrack by far
The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.
As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".
I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:
1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars"
5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
6. "Return of the Jedi"
7.
8. "The Force Awakens"
>>63713769
Ah fair enough, it releases the same here in the UK (seeing it in about 4 and half hours), so I was expecting to see it ahead of Americlaps, didn't take Australia's time difference into account.
>>63713600
5>4>6>3>7>2>1
3 is better only because it's like a comedy film, it's unintentionally hilarious.
7 is like watching high budget fanfiction.
>>63713949
Is this pasta?
All this talk of it being a rehash has got me worried anons, that was what I was fearing.
If the basic character archetypes and plot are recycled, are there still some new fun ideas in this one? I'm also worried that with not-Tatooine, not-Hoth, and not-Endor('s forest moon), there isn't going to be anything new and fun added to the mythos.
Surely UNLIMITED POWER is the worst movie.
>>63713722
teddybears were never the problem, terrible pacing for half the movie was.
I haven't seen the film yet and I am actually impressed to see everyone has the balls to put 7 below RotS. It must get pretty shitty.
>>63713600
god that prequel art is shit. can they stop with these sort of cover/posters. throwing everything to do with the movie on the poster is not art. this is kindergarten tier
>>63713842
LOL EVERYTHING IS GREAT LMAO GUYS DO YOU LIKE ME YET IM SO POSITIVE
>>63713600
I can't tell how this isn't bait. Six is the best, and one is the second best? How could you possibly reach this conclusion legitimately?
>>63714073
unlimited power is the best scene in the whole prequel trilogy, but other than that RotS is just as bad.
>>63714000
Sorry did you just want me to post an easy read ranking to appease your low IQ understanding of movies?
5>7>6>3>4>2>1
5>4>3>6>7>2>1
>>63714000
It's a pasta, saw it yesterday
5>7>6>3>4>2>1
6 > 4 > 5 > 3 > 1 > 2
>>63713600
6 > 3 > 1 > 7 > 5 > 2 > 4
I just saw it and I honestly can't even tell if it was good or bad. Probably better than the prequels but that's really not an achievement. But there won't be much memes and the prequels are much more fun and interesting to talk about, we will forget about this one in a month or so
4=5>6>3>(estimating 7 here)>1>2
I would rank 5 higher than 4, but I love Alec Guinness too much.
5>4>6>7>3>2>1
If 5 isn't your favorite you are objectively a terrible human being.
5>4>6>7>1>3>2
Think anything else and you are probably not going to be a successful person in life.
How could anybody rank this above the prequels? And above rotj? No fucking way. Despite going in with every intention of enjoying it I eventually felt impaled by my own fanboyism. It was like getting to the top of a roller coaster, and then stopping. Everything was about the anticipation with no release. Still, I can't say I won't see the next one
>>63713600
1>2>3>4>5>6>7
Anything that's very different from 5>4>>6>7>>3>1>2 is wrong
>>63714535
Very forgettable movie apart fromKylo killing Han.
6 > 5 > 4 > 3 > 2=7 > 1
Pretty simple
>>63714718
This tbqfah familiano
>>63714385
Best taste itt
>>63714127
>>63713600
Sweet Jesus fuck you have horrible taste Anon. The correct order is: 5>4>6>7>>>3>>>>>>>>>>>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2
Fuck Episode II so hard. The Padme and Anakin love scenes are unwatchable tier filth.
>>63714735I liked the lightsaber duel even if it was retarded that she won without any training. Finn seemed to use it way too well too
>>63714266
No, he believed that an analysis that edgy and full of blatant lies couldn't possibly be someone's actual opinion. I'm inclined to agree, but I just think your opinion is b8, not pasta.
>>63714921
inb4 she's Luke's son and inherited all his powers (and then some) because it's a shit movie
5>4>6>7>1>3>2
>>63714935
Do explain in great detail if you know much better child of imdb
4>5>6>3=7>2>1
>>63714921Kylo had a cool style but she should've just been overpowered by him and saved by Chewie with the falcon
the truth
6 = 5 > 4 => 7 > 3 > 2=1
>>63714982
I'm on mobile at the moment, I'll do an in depth takedown of your original post when I get home from work.
>>63715086
I reckon 6 has some good peaks like the space battle and the emperor throne room but the endor shit is really fucking bad that it has to be the worst of the OT. Rest is right though
>>63714092
Nah it's just us 90's kids lmao who only saw RotS once when it was new and only remember the good stuff in it (it was the best of the prequels after all). Just recently watched it again and I'd definitely put 7 above it.
>>63714000
I'm guessing so, but I agree with it.
>The death of my brother-in-arms has touched me so much I'm going to become a better person
>Better join the other side and slaughter droves of my former colleagues
Anyone know if there's a torrent up for it yet?
>>63715122
We're waiting m8
