>2093
>space axe
what does it mean?
>>63709266
YEA WHY DOESN'T SHE HAVE A LASER AXE WTF ITS THE FUTURE SHE SHOULD HAVE A PLASMA AXE FUCK MAN WTF THIS MOVIE IS SO BAD SHE SHOULD HAVE A LIGHT SABRE AXE OR A BLASTER
>2093
>space tools
>made of flamable materials
>tfw this is noomi rapaces hottest role
what does THAT mean
IKR!? WHY DO WE STILL EVEN USE CUPS?
>>63709420
>flames
>in space
>trying this hard
Why aren't there robots to wield the axes?
Kinda pisses me off that the pulse rifle didn't make an appearance in this movie, or at least some kind of variant/early version of it.
Oh yeah, forgot that Scott didn't want to add any Alien elements into his movie despite it being an Alien prequel. Oh well.
>>63709266
This movie has a great atmosphere.
>axes have been around for millions of years
>still use them in 2015
>must suddenly not use them a few years later because
>>63709423
You like big strong girls that are pro-abortion.
>>63709637
What a hack. Is Prometheus 2 still in limbo?
I just rewatched it yesterday
It's an ok moviewhy didn't they run to the side?
Yeah why didn't they have a green transparent laser axe?
>>63709667
>ok, she needs some weapon in the next scene
>how about an axe
>axes in space?
>Yeah, why not?
>ok, but bend it or something so it looks futuristic, this is a sci-fi movie for god's sake
>>63710012
doesn't that like make it more affective or something?
>>63709266
you know our military is still using guns invented in like 1920.
>>63710012
to be fair a lot of ergonomic stuff ( ex: keyboards ) have weird bends in them
>>63709266
There is literally nothing wrong with having an axe on a spaceship. An axe is a useful tool in a variety of situations. You should be more bothered by the piano.
>>63709266
Bitch has the hairiest fucking minge.
>>63710012
>axes haven't gone through gradual changes
>there aren't bendy handled axes now
>>63709897Women
>>63710181
Like any real woman.
>>63709389
Girls flexing their arms piss me off. It's like oh good job your arms look like a middle school boy's
>>63709266
a lot of Old viking axes actually bend this way, it makes it easier to kill people with, which kinda makes you wonder why they'd have a murder axe on board.
But it's cool, fuck it.
>2015
>axes look different than they did in 1900
WHY
I'm still pissed Neca canceled their action figure of Noomi.
>>63710063
Sometimes simple just works. The 1911 would probably still be standard issue if .45 wasn't expensive and the mag held more than 7 rounds
>>63710324
I (like to) think the issue is the axe in space, rather than the design.
>>63710638
Why is an axe in space an issue?
Who the fuck knows what you're going to run into
>>63710662
Well, unless you're going to run into space wood, a space axe isn't of much use.
>>63709389
>Noomi Rapace will never pin you down while she fucks you raw.
>>63710662
Axes are firefighting equipment. Why would they not be on a ship?
