WHAT DOES HE THINK OF THE NEW FILM?
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>>63706375
He's probably in utter shock. He basically watched a remake of his best film.
>>63706688
>He basically watched a remake of his best film.
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>>63706702
Jar Jar Abrams took the rhyming to the next level.
>>63706702
So... the Force Awakens has the same basic story as American Graffiti?
>brb booking tickets
>>63706375
The guy is probably laughing all his way to the bank. They fucked it up good and no social engineering will change that. This movie is a medicore blunder and does even worse than the prequels, because even at their worst they were memorable in how terrible they were.
The new star wars is just hopelessly bland and generic. Nobody will remember it, the same way like how people forgot all of jj's movies. It's all the same grey faceless pig slop.
>>63706808
Yeah, if by rhyming you mean 1:1 copy.
>>63706896
>1:1 copy
>Implying it's got anything on A New Hope.
>>63706688
Will episode IX end the circle of pottery?
>>63706985
I wouldn't be surprised if Ep. IX had a Jabba-like character, new plot twist, another forest moon, new primitive race, Starkiller Base II etc.
Lookit his adorable little chub face :3
>>63706375
>WHAT DOES HE THINK OF THE NEW FILM?
He thinks it's a glib facsimile of the original, duh.
>>63706375
J U S T
>>63706932
I'm implying that TFA is the retarded copy of New Hope.
>>63706895
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_episode_vii_the_force_awakens/
>97%
you are wrong racist
>>63707327
George Lucas' vision is true canon.
He's probably thinking that Disney plagiarized his shit and Disney plagiarized EU shit.
If i had to stop all those troll whiners about how episode 7 is dissapointing. The SW Ring theory may stop it. http://www.starwarsringtheory.com/
Now think about that. Did episode 7 and the ring theory connect together?
>>63706375
He looks like an Ewok
>>63706375
He's probably waiting for his share of the merchandise sales.
>>63706375
>"Er, thanks for putting on A New Hope guys, but I don't need to rewatch the entire trilogy to remember what happened. Can we just put JJ's movie on now?"
>>63707351
>racist
Where did that come from?
>>63707546
Not liking Disney's products is literally racism.
>>63707591
You mean antisemitism.
>>63706851
Ye, Dexter Jettster's 50's diner and all
>>63706375
>Return Of The Jedi almost had a completely different ending. George Lucas toyed with the idea that after Luke witnesses Yoda's death, he puts his blanket on, proclaims “Now I am Yoda” and morphs into him.
Really Lucas?
i'd imagine he enjoys it seeing as he made it first
A glib facsimile.
>>63707351
97% Implying its not infested by nostalgia and payed reviews LMAO.
>>63707320
Just say glib facsimilie if you want to say glib fascimilie
>>63707879
so what made him change his mind and have a yoda cgi fight in ep2 ?
>>63710223
this tbqh
>>63707529
Why were so underrated ! I'm sorry no one else noticed your post!
>>63706688
Episode 7 is a remake of THX-1138?
>>63707408
Stop posting your shit in almost every SW thread
>>63710223
he forgot his previous thoughts
>>63706688
That's not American Graffiti.
>>63706375
Try google. There is already and article that has been out for a few days and he liked it, saying something to the effect that it was a movie the fans would enjoy.
It's a flick, it doesn't deserve the title of film.
>>63710223
because it was what everyone was waiting for
to see yoda pull out his little laser sword and go to town
i've decided that george knew what he was doing with the prequels. he was giving people exactly what they wanted. to death.
>>63706375
He wouldn't know, he's a toymaker.
>>63706851
WOLFMAAAANNNNNN JACK SINGING IN ON THE FALCONNNNNN
>>63710223
He gave SW fags what they wanted.
If Yoda spent the prequel trilogy sitting on his ass spouting hippie philosophy while the republic crumbled around him, everybody would be crying that he did jack shit while everyone around him died.
