han 1: https://i.imgur.com/afyGhzx.jpg
han 2: https://i.imgur.com/Dm4MEKf.jpg
han 3: https://i.imgur.com/FBpBvgY.jpg
Luke & Rey 1: https://i.imgur.com/K19YzPl.jpg
Luke:https://i.imgur.com/4IAxVeL.jpg
Rey: http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1450270061919.png
Snoke: https://i.imgur.com/2WB4j1i.jpg
Snoke 2: https://i.imgur.com/yJGpHYQ.jpg
Kylo (with no mask): https://i.imgur.com/YeMZMLv.jpg
Kylo 2 (no mask, hurt face?): https://i.imgur.com/WP82pOS.jpg
Snoke audio: http://vocaroo.com/i/s19DjAXIYHUy
Snoke audio 2: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHZ4ooEg3K
>>63705931
Rey is so moe I could die
Brb getting shitfaced
>>63705931
fucking hell that Snoke audio sealed the deal for me. Sounds way worse than I expected. Wont even bother torrenting this
>Han dies
>It's true, all of it.
Enough spoilers for me desu
Bye till Friday lads
Where's the torrent, son?
>>63705931
Glad you guys enjoyed my pictures. Theres more but they arent important
Heres luke
>>63706356
Thank you for posting them friend
Friends
>>63706356
You're doing God's work, Anon.
>>63705931
Do we see Rey's feet?
>>63706356
Give us. All of it.
Thats pretty much it. I have another shot of Han's death but it doesnt show the lightsaber, just his surprised face. Also Luke's back, right before the camera zooms on him and he turns around like >>63706356
>>63705931
idk how I feel about Snokes voice.. maybe is just the quality but it lacks power.
The Hux guy sounds bad though... nobody can top Tarkin.
>>63706389
did they fuck
Luke looks good
>>63706462Is he DEAD dead? Like can he be given a cybernetic gut and come back to life?
What happened to Chewie?
>>63706356
thank you , based anon
Did Chewie cry :(
>>63706440
So is Luke only in the film for like a few minutes? Does he even have any dialogue and what does he say?
>>63706508
He wasimpalled and tossed into an endless pit and shortly after the planet explode, but not before Chewie, Rey and Finn escaping with the Millenium Falcon. I'd say he is dead
MY FUCKING NECK
>>63706531
Yes, he gets mad too
>>63706535Literally the last minute. No dialogue. He seems surprised to see Rey. I think he knows who she is
>>63706590
Is this for real?JJ, i dont even, holy shit.
>>63706466
I like Hux, though I'm biased by Domhnall Gleeson's acting in his previous works. It's fun hearing him as a villainagain if you count his role in Frank as the villain of that movie
>>63705931
>Rey: http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1450270061919.png
>this is a spoiler
are you a retard
Does Maz Kanata do anything cool?
>>63706689
No and her voice sucks.
>>63706689
She is pretty wise and hadLuke's lightsaber with her
Do they explain how the lightsaber got from bespin to maz?
>>63706566
Oh, fuck that. I was gonna give it a chance just for Hamill.
Is it a carbon copy of A New Hope and is it shit?
>>63706711
Don't know why they thought a weird posh pseudo-british voice was a good fit for a wizened orange gremlin thing
They also cut this shot from the movie.
>>63706794
Are you shitting me
>>63706590
Jesus I've never seen a more 12 year old boy/girl with a face like a frying pan get such a big break.
>>63706718
She didn't have it 'with her'. She had it stowed away in a box in the basement of her place.
>>63706771
yes and yes
>>63706794
>cut
Nigga, they shoot scenes specifically for trailers all the time
>>63706417
fuck off
>>63706810
crosses are offensive to our arab/nigger moslem brothers
>>63706810
I shit you not
https://twitter.com/kylebuchanan/status/676844235979550720
>>63706495
who are the knights of ren and what do they do
>>63705931
camrip when?
are there any new ships?
>>63706912
why are you mad at han dying?
he was supposed to be dead a while ago
>>63706859
They just appear for a few second in some vision Rey has after touching the lightsaber.
>>63706894
give it a few days
>>63706912
It's not even a glorious exit like the dad in ID4.
They have a damn Death Star style thing again, why couldn't he kamikaze it too?
>>63706495
Who are they confronting?
>>63705931
Does the movie poke any fun at the prequel trilogy?
Any HQ pics of Snoke?
>>63706970
this
Why copy A New Hope in most ways except for having a film with a beginning, middle an end? Even Episode 1 was an actual full story.
>>63706965
Or at least reference it in some way?
>>63706963
That's Rey
So is Rey in any way related to Luke or is she a completely new unrelated Mary Sue character?
>>63706945
GAAAAAAAAAY
they were one of the only interesting things in this shit
>>63707004
no it wasn't
>>63706590
At first i thought there is a male actor not Rey
Han stabbed Kylo Ren first.
Fuck Jar Jar Abrams.
>>63707032
>rebels get plans for death star
>rebels lose plans
>a fucking farmer finds the plans
>gets plans to rebels
>rebels blow up death star
>the end
how is that not a beginning middle and end?
>>63706676
She looks like a MtF Jake Lloyd
The pottery is strong in this film.
Making a webm of Snoke's scene
>>63707165
yes! thanks bro
Camrip where?
>Finn decides to desert the empire because he is afraid of mandatory castration
what the fuck JJ? this is some Freud shit
>>63706771
Guess you could say it's a carbonite copy
I can't believe Disney signed off of this... Way to potentially ruin their new money train
>>63707216
Enjoy your vacation.
>>63707019
Not explicitly revealed, but heavily implied she is related to Luke
>>63707216
Is Snoke a Kaminoan?
subs when
>>63707253
yes he is supposedly the one who came up with clones and shit
>>63707287
>>63707253
Lol no, looks nothing like a kaminoian
>>63707095
>Even Episode 1 was an actual full story.
no it wasn't, it was a bunch of random shit thrown into one
>>63707216
Wow, Snoke looks exactly like every other bald ugly CGI human-creature you see in movies nowadays. That's so generic and boring.
>>63707019
I'm hoping the former, because fuck this if it's the latter.
Like I want to see Star Wars: Katniss Aberdeen edition.
>>63705931
Looks awful.
>>63707340
isn't that an engineer from prometheus wtf
>>63707216
If y'all wanna match up the audio, it's the first clip of Snoke's voice. Start it whereHux says "Supreme Leader, I take full responsibility."
>>63707216
>is a hologram
>covers up a lightsource and creates a shadow
ayyy?
>>63707391
I was thinking vampire from I am legend
>>63706132
you're a fuckin 'mo
ᵍᶫᶦᵇ ᶠᵃᶜˢᶦᵐᶦᶫᵉ
>ᵍᶫᶦᵇ ᶠᵃᶜˢᶦᵐᶦᶫᵉ
ᵍᶫᶦᵇ ᶠᵃᶜˢᶦᵐᶦᶫᵉ
>ᵍᶫᶦᵇ ᶠᵃᶜˢᶦᵐᶦᶫᵉ
ᵍᶫᶦᵇ ᶠᵃᶜˢᶦᵐᶦᶫᵉ
>ᵍᶫᶦᵇ ᶠᵃᶜˢᶦᵐᶦᶫᵉ
ᵍᶫᶦᵇ ᶠᵃᶜˢᶦᵐᶦᶫᵉ
>ᵍᶫᶦᵇ ᶠᵃᶜˢᶦᵐᶦᶫᵉ
ᵍᶫᶦᵇ ᶠᵃᶜˢᶦᵐᶦᶫᵉ
>ᵍᶫᶦᵇ ᶠᵃᶜˢᶦᵐᶦᶫᵉ
ᵍᶫᶦᵇ ᶠᵃᶜˢᶦᵐᶦᶫᵉ
>ᵍᶫᶦᵇ ᶠᵃᶜˢᶦᵐᶦᶫᵉ
ᵍᶫᶦᵇ ᶠᵃᶜˢᶦᵐᶦᶫᵉ
>ᵍᶫᶦᵇ ᶠᵃᶜˢᶦᵐᶦᶫᵉ
ᵍᶫᶦᵇ ᶠᵃᶜˢᶦᵐᶦᶫᵉ
>ᵍᶫᶦᵇ ᶠᵃᶜˢᶦᵐᶦᶫᵉ
ᵍᶫᶦᵇ ᶠᵃᶜˢᶦᵐᶦᶫᵉ
>ᵍᶫᶦᵇ ᶠᵃᶜˢᶦᵐᶦᶫᵉ
>>63707340
>That CGI
Come on. It's the current year!
So is Kylo really blind?
does pic related happen op?
>>63707518
It isn't stated but it is very much implied.
>>63707391
It's one of the ghouls from I Am Legend, I was just using it to illustrate my point. But the Engineers are another good example. There's also Gollum who probably started the whole trend.
This is real Snoke (spoilers, obviously)
>>63707359
>liking that Tumblr shit in any way, shape, or form
>wanting to a star wars like that shit
You are the problem with so many terrible things in film today.
>>63707340
looks like a video game
EU and prequel fags BTFO.
Plagueis is dead, stay mad and butthurt faggots.
Snoke with his lightsaber staff
>>63707618
>implying disney star wars is canon
>>63705931
>that Snoke audio
Welp, I'm sold.
>>63707618
that's good, palpy wouldn't leave a master alive
>>63705931
>Kylo 2 (no mask, hurt face?): https://i.imgur.com/WP82pOS.jpg
Ren cuts his face and gives him that scar.
>>63707651
MAD
A
D
How do you pronounce snoke
>>63707252
Ok, thanks anon
Since you can't see it yet, here is a response from Armin v Buuren, #1 DJ in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsnptxQFe-8
>>63707518
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
official Snoke bio:
AGE: ???
SEX: XIR
RACE: Prootani
INFO:
Snoke is the last surviving member of the ancient Prootani race. The Prootani are the ones who invented Light Sabers and Hyperspace Drives. The Prootani were a peaceful race until they were attacked by acient savage beasts called the Zergaani who wiped them out. Snoke thinks that Humaani (Humans) are the descendants of the Zergaani and wants to kill them all.
>>63707740
where did you get that shit from?
>>63707824
His ass and Starcraft
>>63707740
Ayy
>>63706945
so its shit for the sequel?
>>63707695
Like smoke with an n instead of an m
>>63707695
snoo-key
i'm surprised you faggots aren't flipping out about Rey and Finn fucking
>>63707740
More like poopootani, isn't?
>>63708044
Because of its like any other star wars they won't end up fucking.
Finn will be the next solo type character and Rey will focus on being a Jedi and doing Jedi type things.
>>63707740
Lol no way, who comes up with those names
>>63708024
no he's a Smokey snake or a smoke-snake or a giant faggot shit for retards and children
>>63708059
aaayyyyoooooohhhhhh amen mother brother
feeling devilish
which pic should I post on jewbook?
test
kikebook
>>63707497He gets blinded while fighting Finn.
>>63708218
The one where you kill yourself, frog poster
>>63708218
Han solo getting murdered by his son of course
its the only one worth mention and would have the biggest impact
>>63708218
Easily the one with Han getting red lightsaber'd and kill
>>63706506
>3D
>>63707577
Fucking hell he looked like shit and chewie looked weird too.
>>63708273
>That writing
>That acting
What the fuck
>>63708273
Snoke is big guy
>>63707577
kinda looks like voldemort.
>>63708335
It feels like Star Wars.
>>63708218
Change Han getting BTFO to your profile pic for maximum keks, go on the official star wars fb and post low key in some of their recent topics as well to maximise butthurt for the spergs
>>63708273
WOOOOW
JJ IS A HACK. THE PREQUELS WERE BETTER THAN THIS FUCKING SHIT.
>>63707223
Nah he fucked up and didn't shoot some civilians so he knew they'd find out he fucked up when they checked his weapon and it didn't fire.
The fact that the first order/empire made such a big deal about him going rogue was shit tier writing though
>>63708273
BY THE GRACE OF YOUR TRAINING I SHALL NOT BE SEDUCED
said the male feminist to his monstrous overlord
>>63708218
Reminder if you want tears of irreplaceable ass pain, go to Tumblr right now and post the image of Han Solo getting stabbed with the following tags.
Steven Universe
My Little Pony
Adventure Time
Feminism
Feminist
Trans
Doctor Who
Paranormal
Frozen
Pokemon
Black Lives Matter
>>63708273
So is he like 4 meters tall?
>>63707740
Palpatine would be rolling over in his grave
Some fucking alien taking over his empire and turning it against the humans
>>63708273
jj did it he found the way to fuck this shit even more EPISODE I alread miss you
>>63708273
Thanks
>>63708273
thanks, but it seems like the first webm was deleted/possibly banned, so you might get banned for this
>>63708442
Was it?
vid me /Yy7e
"the force is strong in my family..."
Did this dialogue get cut?
>>63708441
>>63708442
why the fuck are you people giving thanks for this shit is like linking a scream
>>63705931
Are there any pics of Boyega flaunting his birthing hips?
>>63708401
Spam the Black Lives Matter twitter with pics of Han as well lelz
>>63705931
Who cares J.J Abrams is a bad director his movies suck, let's pretend star wars 7 never happened
>>63708273
is he a giant or something?
FIRST THE BAD GUY WAS SHEEV
NOW IT'S SNOKE
BRAVO JJ
BRAVO
>>63708412
>>63708497
It seems like a giant hologram.
>>63707094
lmao
underrated spoiler :^)
>Snoke
Who the fuck comes up with these names?
>>63708479
They were just reusing the dialogue from RotJ.
>>63708479
"The Star Wars: The Force Awakens in IMAX is strong in my family..."
What did he mean by this?
>Someone fucking clapped every time something was referenced
>Every time Han said something someone seemed to have a violent orgasm
Fucking hell
But I won't lie I nearly clapped when Luke appeared.
Also can I just ask with regards to the endWait so the First Order is now just a handful of dudes and whatever ships weren't on the planet?
What was the point of destroying the Republic of the good guys now once again have more man power than the bad guys?
Hell we saw every shot hit a planet so clearly the didn't actually hit the Republic Fleet so what the fuck was that about destroying it. Yes I get that obviously the destruction of the senate will likely trigger a massive civil war but still.
what the fuc kis the point of doing these movies we already know how it is going to end the girl would redeem or kill the bad son and they master is going to try to convey her in the dark force now she is going to learn more about the force and luke is most likely going to die the nest movie what the fuck who WROTE THIS FUCK IM MAD WHY THE FUCK DID I BUY 5 TICKETS FOR THIS SHIT FUCKL FUCK
>>63707711
JAY JAY EEBRUHEMS
en wtf doet andre van duin daar
>>63708541
>>63708412
>4 meters
Found the bong.
>JJ Abrams angles and lens flare
This is literally Star Trek with different actors and guest stars.
>>63708527
Qui Gon Jinn.
>>63708597
Whats wrong with that?
>>63708273
Is there a reason he knows where the droid they're looking for is? clairvoyance? Because that shit would have been useful in the previous movies
>>63708632
this is the droid you are looking for
Get hype
>>63708497
I think hes sitting on a chair high above the ground.So he always has the high ground
Just came back from the movie and it's shit. It looks and feels exactly like Star Wars filmed by JJ Abrams.Which isn't a good thing
5>4>6>7>3>1>2
>>63705931
>that Snoke
Frankly, I like the original designs more, especially the one on the left. It has a menacing feel to it.
>>63708686
>He just references to "Its a trap" and leaves
Is the movie at least a good set up for Episode VIII?
Why the fuck would Leia and Han name their son Ben when they barely saw or spent time with OB1? I understand Luke might but not those 2.
>they actually killed Han
I don't want to live anymore
Why does Snoke sound like Cumberbatch's Smaug?
>>63708541
I spoiled all of it yesterday on my FB. Lots of people were like, "Why would you do this?" Even my younger brother who never even talks or watches Star Wars. Fucking bandwagon faggots.
>>63708750
Obi Wan paid Han to take them to Alderaan.
They were good friends.
>>63708743
Yes, it'll be a copy of empire strikes back.
>>63708780
>>63708750
well he was 'obi wan' not 'ben'
Ben was the incognito name he used in the beginning of the movie and never referenced again
>>63707711
neuken in de keuken
>>63708273
Why the fuck does snoke sound so much like bane?
>>63708273
so they really did just ape the concept art for episode 4-5?
>>63708829
Bane?
>>63708750
Maybe they watched holotapes of when he was agood friend.
>>63708716
That is the design they chose fuckwit. Notice we don't see his left side which is concealed in shadow. They have the same complexion and forehead scar. Only real difference is perhaps his eyes are now more beady and all black.
>>63708716
Literally the fucking Engineers from Prometheus.
>Rey (girl)
>Finn (nigger)
>Snoke sounds like some pub owner
>Kylo gram
>the supreme leader of best korea
Who the fuck create these names, they suck jesus
>>63707740
>peaceful race
Creates plasma sword that can cut through almost anything
This is my first JUST post, but JUST FUCK MY CHILDHOOD UP.
Fucking Disney.
>>63708716
It's is just a myestrious uber villains that controls the others talking through a hologram all over again.
The ginger general is grand moff tarkin hipster version
Is there any original character in this fucking movie at all?
Where's Kyle Katarn in all of this?
>>63708273
Do you have the full movie? Share the wealth senpai
>>63708975
What exactly dont you like? Seems fine to me familia
Alright how is this for a theory?
>That scene where Rey finds Luke's lightsaber and has the hallucinations
She is recalling whenBen Solowas taken from her either by Snoke (in which they would have been looking for the child of Luke and he would have lied to protect her and said he was Luke's child) or he was taken by Luke/the new jedi order for training.
>The scene whereKylo kills Hanand says he's afraid he does not have the strength to do it
I think thatKylois a good guy pretending to be a bad guy to get close to Snoke so he can kill him or something along those lines. I think that what he meant was that he didn't have the strength tokill his own fatherbut he knew that he had to do it for the greater good of the galaxy.His fathergave him the strength to kill him because he was reminded that there were still people who cared about him and he found new resolve in being reminded of what he was trying to protect.
Also, I think this is really unlikely but I also think it is a bit possible thatHan isn't dead.
Thoughts?
https://www.instagram.com/p/_W8gH_RWwZ/
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450281632521.webm
>>63708999
I've been invested in the EU since I was a kid. I didn't mind it getting thrown out the window so much since they're basically turning SW into a comic series.
The main thing I can't stand is killing off Han. I know he didn't want to do any more movies, but it's so forced. They should have left the original characters mostly out of the story.
The MAIN thing that irks me is that they want to put out another Star Wars movie on a yearly basis, figuratively raping one of the most revered pieces of media in history.
At least marky boy looks good again!
The last 30 seconds will make it worth to watch this whole shitfest
>Supreme Commander Snoke
>he is surrounded by smoke
>>63709032
Could be interesting, but Han is dead, friend.
>>63709041
God, those eyes... expressionless.
>>63709066
You wanna know the WORST thing?
The new movies are basically turning out to be EU canon anyway, complete with Luke's kids and all that.
Han dying isn't so bad, but it's how he dies. Literally like an expendable extra. No bigger purpose like with Obi-Wan, no one last trick up his sleeve, no fucking dignity whatsoever. A confused old Harrison getting impaled and thrown off a bridge.
>>63709041
>That Chewie shrug
I smirked
>>63709032
snoke is obviously plagues so he can influence the midicloreans to create life ie revive han
>>63709041
>https://www.instagram.com/p/_W8gH_RWwZ/
>her dumb surprise face
>i used to be
it is confirmed a movie made for 10 year olds.
WAKE ME UP
>>63709041
That pandering is unbearable to me.
I will truly watch the screener when it comes out.
Also Snoke does not look entirely bad, or at least as bad as I thought. And he looks more accessible, less threatening and distant, and more to level with Hux and Kylo
Kylo was awful. Worst major Star Wars villain.
To elaborate, Vader was the kind of baddie you wanted to see more of. Kylo is the kind of wretch you want to see die as quickly as possible.
He's like the Jar Jar Binks of dark Jedi.
full stream when
>>63709154
It's embarrassing.
>>63709041
goddamn she's awful
>>63706356
Still wearing that moisture farmer outfit, Luke? After all these years?
Oh I forgot it's the jedi uniform now.
Even though Luke was a jedi in the third original movie and dressed up in black.
So much for the prequels not influencing these movies. It's so fucking stupid.
>>63709041
>wasn't he a wookie though?
Am I hearing that right? Why would nignog believe the famous Alliance general was a wookie?
>>63709207
Because it's a joke in the script that JJ wrote.
>>63709207
wasn't he a war hero
>>63709041
the absolute cunt
>>63709126
The only interesting stuff was always before episode 6, except for Legacy which was cool.
One of the best EU stories was about Biggs joining the Empire and defecting to the Rebellion. It was amazing and could easily make for a great movie.
I'm just going to TRY to enjoy these movies. The sooner the original cast and story are out of the picture, it might be enjoyable.
>>63709126
Actually, they seem to have switched around and mashed up the third generation Skywalkers
Rey = Jaina Solo but now Luke's baby girl
Kylo Ren = Jacen Solo aka Darth Caedus (and if the leak is true then his name, "Ben", is from Ben Skywalker, Luke's son in the old EU)
Anakin Solo, Jacen and Jaina's younger brother, is missing. So is Mara Jade. Hope they show or at least mention their Sequel Trilogy equivalents in future installments.
>>63708401
THIS
>>63709041
The quality of the acting, looks like a scene from an auditioning session.
We had Liam Neeson and Ewan Mcgregor, now we have these little shits.
I already bought the tickets, wake me up.
>>63706794
>They also cut this shot from the movie.
>most famous shot
>most talked about shot
Not counting the nigger one.
But seriously this bit got people talking and now it's not even in there.
>>63708705
You call it shit but you rank it 4th. huh.
>>63709132
His death was a probably a contract deal. He makes the movie but they end the character from now on. Has nothing to do with developing the story or anything.
>>63709196
the robes never made sense for the jedi to wear as a whole. something along the lines of the gray utilitarian clothes Luke wore in Empire, since the Jedi are essentially space cops
qui gon is still the best jedi
>>63709253
Well the Prequels are absolute garbage and 6 is mediocre as fuck barring Sheev and the space battle. I should have specified that it's closer to the prequels than the originals. Do you understand it now?
>>63709291
>Jedi are essentially space cops
No, they're Space United Nations.
So is Rey Luke's daughter or what
>>63709219
LOOK I'M ACTING
Tell me about Phasma. How is she in the movie? Does she say anything? What does she do? Do we have any other confirmed female stormtroopers? Any bounty hunters in the movie?
>>63709041
>you're Han Solo!
>>63709253
Did you forget how shit the prequels were?
>>63709328
still doesn't excuse making the rags that moisture farmers wear into the standard garb, it's stupid
>>63705931
That Luke image is fabulous.
Star Wars:
AnH>RotJ>TESB>TFA>prequels
Would you say this is accurate?
someone please summarize the spoilers so i can ruin normies life
>>63709072
>At least marky boy looks good again!
Can Mark Hamill just start being in movies again?
I'm ready for him to be a bad guy in something completely different.
A Robin Williams / John Lithgow is evil kinda thing. That's the creepiest shit.
So do they explain why the First Order is using Tie Fighters and Stormtrooper armor? Only reason I could see is if they are an imperial remnant, but that wouldn't explain them managing to update all the armor.
>>63709349
She's fucking Boba Fett.
It means she'll be in the movie just to be mysterious and shit.
>>63709388
Mark Hamil is the only good thing about this shit movie.
>>63709041
Snoke is just copy and past Voldemort
>>63706495
>Jedi Finn
>I'm KOR
>>63709404
Updated? All they did was give them different masks and a set of stun batons.
>>63709349
Shiny Stormtrooper is Brienne or whatever from Game of Thrones. From what I can tell, she's kind of a followup to Boba Fett.
>>63709349
Barely in it and is a shit character with no character at all. Bait for Boba Fett fans.
>>63709349
barely in it, only had a few lines and they were all just her complaining about finn. As far as i could tell, there was only one other minor female stormtrooper.
>>63709404
To sell tickets.
>>63705931
huh looks like fuccboi's mask gets sliced off and a lightsaber graze's his face
>>63709401
Kylo is Han's son and he kills Han.
Nothing else worthy of noting happens.
What does Poe do?
>>63709444
That's too long, most people will stop reading after one sentence. I need the most important stuff and I have no clue about star wars.
>>63708401
>>63709403
A more serious Trickster/Joker? I'd love it
Han literally dies the most pathetic death imaginable
Did JJ literally create Kylo was some kind of troll character or did he intend edgy kids who hate their parents to obsess over him and spend tons of money on his shitty toys?
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>Robin Williams
