Luke, did I ever tell you that to hide you from the Empire we made you live on this desert scumhole while your sister lived a life of royalty on Alderaan? We also didn't change your name and got you to live with your aunt and uncle who Darth Vader knows full well about. We used to think Vader never visited because he hates this planet but after reading the latest comic book it turns out he comes here all the time to kill sand people. He was a good friend.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Luuke, Luuuke and Luuuuke? They were glib facsimiles of you. And they were good friends.
>that episode where Darth Vader visits his family on Tatooine and they have to hide all evidence of Luke's presence with hilarious results
>>63706606
>Its an Anakin genocides the Sand People episode
>>63706645
>It's a Vader gets sand in his suit so he destroys a planet episode
>>63705603
Luke, did i ever tell you that strong independent womyn untrained womyn beats kylo ren while you, while male, are cowardly hiding on some planet like some kind of glib facsimile of yoda?
>>63706509
Kek
>>63706645
Literally just spit out my iced coffee
Not because you were funny, I'm just a drooling retard
>that chapter where Vader tries to tell Luke he's his father, and Luke takes it as old bromist Vader telling a joke, frustrating his father's plans for universe domination
>>63706509
>>63705603
>luke, did i ever tell you the story about How I Met Your Father?
if someone could post a pic of the kids from HIMYM with luke and leia's faces shopped on them that'd be great
>Goodfriendposting is already dead
It was a good run while it lasted
