Ask a nerd who is paying a hooker to dress up as Princess Leia and going to see The Force Awakens with her tonight anything
I'm hoping she looks like pic related but she is a bit older and has bigger boobs
Will post pics later when I see her
>>63704707
how will you take it when your impossible expectations are not reached?
seriously. You need to know it wont be perfect
>>63704707
Im really happy for you you are doing this. I had the same idea but then I realized I dont even want to see the movie.
>>63704707
Are you going to kill her afterwards?
>>63704760
I'm not too bothered, she is hot enough to have sex with so that and the movie will be good everything else is a bonus.
>>63704766
Now I know about Han I don't want to either but it's too late to back out of everything now i'll have to go through with it all
P.S. I asked her if this was the weirdest shit she has ever done and she said no she had to go to a school reunion with a dude and pretend she was his wife she also says she is a fan of star wars and this was a good idea but idk if she is just saying that
>>63704707
How much did you pay her?
Is her penis feminine?
>>63704707
Best thread on /tv/ imo
>>63704784
No
>>63704840
400 + the costume + tickets and whatever food she wants
Nearly 500
Isn't she going to be cold?
That's a great idea, anon.
Please don't forget to post pics later.
>>63704865
>400 + the costume + tickets and whatever food she wants
good beta, abide by the pussy !
why do girls pretend to like star wars?
>>63704924
They don't understand that niche interests are where it's at now for impressing boys.
>>63704865
Holly fuck that's too expensive for a whore.
Is she an escort or something?
>>63704895
I'll tell her to bring a coat
>>63704912
Will do
>>63704920
I had a rough year so thought what the hell
>>63704924
It's going to be hard containing my autism if she asks me about characters in the movie
Where did you find her?
>>63704982
Yeah it's for 4 hours of her time so 100 an hour + all the extras but i haven't done this kind of shit before so i don't really know if it's good or bad
Sounds like a waste of money desu
Do you at least get to fuck her afterwards?
>>63705028
Through a friend who knows all the local escort websites and numbers
>>63705037
Yeah she said before or after the movie and I said after but i might have made a mistake on that one
wtf post a picture of what she looks like.
>>63704865
nig use a trip i want to see how this pans out
>>63704707
>not posting her wardrobe malfunction
OP you maglibicent bastard, today you won the internet.
>>63705112
Alright
>>63705161
Nice trip you fucking faggot
wtf OP
why would you do this? just go with your dad or something. Atleast you'd be buidling a meaningfull relationship then.
Well at least you won't have to find a way to get around the no singles policy.
>>63705186
Thanks
>>63705194
Idk I have a lot of money to spend
>>63704707
she's wearing panties, there's no underpants in outer space
>>63704707
do you have a pic of the hooker?
Are you putting a collar and leash on her? You better.
>>63705129
To be fair, that wasn't really a malfunction. Not wearing underwear under something like that only has one purpose,
>>63705211
>no singles
checked
Its hilarious how much the stigma of hiring a hooker is with you guys. IMO, its no different with getting a massage or a haircut. You're paying for a service that's it. Just like an itch that you want to scratch. For me I make it a point to visit a brothel or get a hooker whenever I go out of the country, I always want to try some foreign delicacy when I'm out there.
Have fun OP.
>>63705244
Yeah here's one from the site
>>63705246
hopefully he uses a chain
>>63705285
Nice.
>>63704707
Make sure her costume isn't as glib and facsimile as that one is
>>63705265
paying for sex has a stigma because most girls are dumb enough to give it away for free... if you aren't some sort of failure.
>>63704707
>I'm hoping she looks like pic related
Unless you paid a lot of money, you're setting yourself up for a massive disappointment. Girls who look like Olivia Munn are ridiculously expensive.
>>63705316
>for free
Must be nice being so young
>>63704865
> No
If you do don't use Dioxis. A Neimoidian once sold me Dioxis once. It turns out I got ripped off. You can take a whole whiff of the stuff and it has no effect.
>>63705316
you don't pay girls for sex, you pay them to leave and shut the fuck up
>>63705265
ikr. I've never fucked a hooker buy I can see why its a good option to have. It's so much easier than having to spend a whole night chatting up a girl in a loud as fuck nightclub, dancing and buying drinks for fucking 6 hours and put up with her boring conversation just so you can fuck her. When you could just pick from a wide selection of women and fuck the one you specifically want and there is no bullshit games involved. Pay for the service, enjoy it and then get out.
OP ARE YOU USING A COLLAR AND LEASH ON THE BITCH OR NOT?
>>63705129
>>63705255
>wardrobe malfunction
Google isn't giving me anything guys, help?
I found OP's whore.
http://www.bunnyranch.com/bunnybabes/BellaDonna.php
>>63705406
The costume I got off amazon doesn't include that
>>63705433
Wow you guys are relentless
>>63705434
get a chain from the hardware store
BLACKED when?
>>63705433
Damn, are you an hacker?
>>63705459
I don't think she'll agree to put it on
>>63705334
Well, you do know what I like about high school girls...
>>63705434
>>63705459
>>63705489
Go to the pet store and get a dog collar and leash. She'll be down with it. Women like it.
>>63705481
>>63705529
you're doing god's work, son
>>63705433
Done.
>>63705529
Holy shit, someone should go dressed as Han with Kylo's saber sticking through him. The bantz would be out of this world.
>>63705558
Why spoil a fellow autist's fun? This isn't /b/.
>>63705558
>Bill Wilson
>>63705558
This is why you never EVER post photos of anyone you know on 4chan. Watch out, OP.
>>63705589
OP begone
>>63705571
now that is a brilliant idea
>>63705529
Go as han with a light saber toy cut in half and stuck to you like it went through you.
Spoiler it just by standing in line.
>>63705558
>scat
... her later images seem like she'd be fine with that for another $100.
>>63705558
>deep web forum
>not a Cantonese tapestry weaving conference committee
>>63705641
Just say he won't be paying and she will get shit pushed down her throat
>>63705558
She fucking called me I'm not picking up seriously fuck you
>>63705720
>pretending to be OP
Provide proof by showing the amazon costume order that you said you had
>>63705558
Not worthwhile. Could have gotten an amazing thread, instead we just got a hothead's first Banepost. Fuck you, /tv/.
>>63705720
Looks like the princess has been rescued
>>63705632
I like your style
>>63705749
Haha you caught me I just wanted to ruin his thread
>>63705758
>Jabba
>>63705754
Thread died out though real quick
>>63705285
looks allright except for the painted eyebrows.
no body shots?
>>63705433
The force is strong with this cathouse.
>>63705800
It's not OP
>>63705800
Those are her oldest images. In her newest images she looks really rough.
>>63705833
It's probably op trying to control the damage
>>63705897
>control the damage
The damage is done, young Padawan.
>>63705433
average as fuck, and some people actually pay 100$ for this? christ
>>63704707
Only thing that would have made that outfit better would be carrier being barefoot.
>>63704707
Sounds good, have fun!
>>63705558
>>63705693
>>63705758
what an EPIC raid! just like the old times in /b/ huh boys? xD
>>63705558
Oh come on.
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