This movie features Rey, the embodiment of feminist stronk woman, and her multicultural black boyfriend, Finn, as they take on the evil Nazi space empire, an empire filled with white oppressive men.
The main antagonist, Kylo Ren, is a white man with daddy and anger issues. Issues he developed while his privilege has being checked.
John Oliver, esteemed movie critic, rates the movie 2015/2015.
The multicultural movie of the century is coming to a movie theater near you this Christmas, courtesy of the Jew J.J. Abrams, who is spreading acceptance for diversity in Hollywood by pushing his agenda.
>>63703627
>YFW an untrained nobody beats an experienced dark side user twice because the empowerful feminyst womyn can't be allowed to lose even a single battle to the evil white male
The OT wasn't a perfect but at least it told a story instead of just pushing an agenda
> 2015/2015.
kek
>>63703627
My wife's son loves playing with Finn and Rey toys
ugh, just go back to /pol/ shitlord
>>63704247
He got rekt. The lighting in that scene was so good though. Ren in the dark, Han Solo walking towards the light in between them. 10/10.
>>63704247
"I killed Mufasa"
>>63704297
>this was the last time they spoke as friends
>>63704277
>my wife's son
Just cuck my shit up
On topic of Star Wars, is the spoiler I keep reading about Han Solo true?
>>63704400
Which spoiler?
>>63703627
Aww, someone's triggered. Too cute
>>63704247
why han?
why not leia?
>>63704431
>getting baited by shitposting
Kek
>>63704411
Han Solodies
>>63704474
100% true.
>>63704247
>>63703627
>an empire filled with white oppressive men.
eh the Empire troops had more minorities and women than the Rebels in this movie
Will Lando make an appearance in Episode 8?
>>63704247
Context man, i need context.
>>63704606
Do you want the full story or minor spoilers?
>>63704586
Of course. Episode 8 will be a shameless rehash of Empire Strikes Back, so expect Luke Yoda training for the white girl, Finn or someone else dies or gets captured, a huge "reveal", treason, and the bad guys to "win" at the end.
>>63704631
Whichever you'd prefer.
>>63704090
Why are people moaning about this?
>an akin can fly a pod racer at hundreds of miles an hour at age 8
>Luke can make the 'impossible' shot in ANH
>a woman who lives as a scavenger on a violent planet who has been shown in all promotional material holding a staff being proficient at hand to hand combat is somehow unbelievable
>>63704716
>woman
>hand to hand combat
>use a walking stick daily
>accidentially expert swordsperson
>>63704716
>an akin can fly a pod racer at hundreds of miles an hour at age 8
>implying this wasn't retarded and deservedly criticized
two stupids don't make a smart, stupid.
>>63704649Han and Leia has a child, Kylo Ren. He has force powers. Sent to train with Luke. Ren decides to rebel against Luke and joins Snore as his apprentice. However, in the movie Ren is not able to live up to Snore's expectations. Snore thinks that Ren is not ready to be a true sith. Snore points out that Ren has to kill Han Solo to rid himself of his light side. Ren is conflicted, but wants to live up to the ideal of his grandfather Darth Vader. He's afraid he's not strong enough, like Vader. Ren faces off with Han Solo at the end of the movie and kills his own father to be accepted by Snore. Snore hears of this and decides that the final training of Ren is to begin.
>>63704716
>a girl with a walking stick beating a trained swordsman / trained force user
>not being dumb as fuck
>>63704810
My point is that in the context of this children's series it's perfectly at home.
/v/edditors need to get a grip, it's a bog standard Star Wars movie just like the last six.
>>63704812
>actually using spoiler tag
Wow
>>63704860
Don;t think /v/ really gives a shit
>>63704896
Well the only good thing about this movie is the First Order.
>>63704860
>these other movies were bad too, that means nobody should say this bad movie is bad
>lumping the ot in with the pt
okay, so you are just memeing
>>63704799
>>63704834
These, it's beyond suspension of disbelief
>>63704927
>only good thing to come from the prequels were the clones
Poetry
>>63704277
Is it black? I bet he's black.
You're just a fucking cuck aren't you? Little faggot piece of shit.
>>63704938
You're putting words in my mouth. I've never said TFA is good.
>>63703627
Fuck off.
Disney's PR people in this board told me this movie is a masterpiece.
>>63704956
keep memeing bro, I'm sure Jew Jew's shekels are in the mail
>>63703627
>John Oliver, esteemed movie critic, rates the movie 2015/2015.
>>63704945
Don't forget her reversing Ren's mind trick. Tbh I think that's the worst one of all.
>>63704949
The only good thing about the prequels is that they are over.
>>63704716
>Luke got his ass kicked by Vader
>Rey destroys Kylo because muh finn got hurt
Its bad writing
>>63703627
>2015/2015
>>63704834
As i understand he held back, or was that bullshit?
okay it's shit
It pleases women because there is strong femini wymyn in the movie
It pleases Blacks cuz Muh dick Muh white gurl
White boys either :
Are good but Die : han solo ( funny, cis scum shit leia doesn't die, noo, the wymyn cannot die)
Is villain : Kylo
Are worthless : the pilot
0/10 garbage tier would puke on it
>"The Force Awakens represents the farce of neoliberal multiculturalism, for although the participants in the story are of varied races and genders, the film itself is part of a homogeneous consumer aesthetic and is in no way at odds with the dominant cultural narratives of our time, rather it enforces the liberal ethos of an unceasing struggle for freedom without ever critically engaging with the forces that perpetuate this eternal struggle, namely the contradictions inherent in the fictional society being portrayed. Also, why was Lupita Nyongo made to play a CGI character? If you're going to have a black lead, it might as well be the one with the nice arse, no?" - Slavoj Zizek, asked about The Force Awakens
>>63705075
Except Kylo Ren is holding back because he doesn't want to kill Rey. This is because she was also trained by Luke but she's lost her memory, something ripped directly from an EU character. This is why she knows Kylo's name is Ben, why her force skills suddenly start to come back to her after a traumatic event and why Luke looks disappointed when he see's her, because he hid partly to avoid her following him down this path. It's the only way he could protect... his daughter.
You just wait until episode VIII
>ABRAMS: hey i have an idea, let's make star wars fun and relevant for a contemporary audience
>/tv/: PUSHING AN AGENDA WHITE GENOCIDE JUST C U C K JEWISH CONSPIRACY BIG BLACK COCKS MUH FEMINISM SJW DINDU NUFFIN EVIL WHITE MAN CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE TRIGGERED
>>63705218
he's right really. star wars can't push any agenda other than a conservative one
>>63705279
So by specifically pushing characters for the politics they represent, not because of how they would add to the story isn't political?
>>63705279
>JJ pushes an obvious agenda
>shills get mad when TV BTFOs them
>>63705218
Zizek = based
>>63704247
whats with all the fathers and sons in this series?
>>63705348
What's the obvious agenda? Genuinely curious. Multiculturalism?
>>63705375
Manchildren are often the produce of single mother homes.
>>63705347
>>63705348
no actually he's giving star wars to the minorities only because it has decreased so much in value that it doesn't matter anymore
the farce awakens
>>63705279
more like: let's make a movie for the YA/Dr Who fandom.
White males will watch it anyway since it's star wars.
>>63705218
People will believe this
>>63705427
This
It's really about getting as much money as possible, reach out to those demographics
>>63703627
It's fucking bad
Itll be like episode one, it will take months for people to see how bad it really is
>>63705386
>untrained white girl BTFOs highly trained and experienced swordsman/magician twice because muh strong womyn can't be allowed to lose to evil white males
>dur, what's the agenda
>>63705386
Multiculturalism is in fact an unnatural state of things, pushed by politics and the media.
In Europe it's already collapsing.
>>63705464
You have no idea about what you're saying
>>63705464
This. Immigration in Sweden increased the rape statistics yearly from 2k to 7k. Swedish politicians really care about their women.
>>63705460
>untrained conventionally attractive person BTFOs highly trained and experienced unattractive swordsman/magician twice because muh strong attractive people can't be allowed to lose to evil unattractive people
star wars is conventional as fuck. no agenda here
>>63705279
>Abrams: hey i have an idea, let’s just copy star wars episode 4 and charge plebs twice for the same movie
>reddit: omg poetry, literally only racist do not like it you edgelord, so progressive, i rate it 2015/2015
>>63705464
Opponents to multiculturalism would say that yes, just as opponents to racism would say that that is unnatural and an agenda pushed in an effort to promote subjugation.
>>63705493
Times person of the year seems to think differently
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-11559451
""And of course, the approach [to build] a multicultural [society] and to live side-by-side and to enjoy each other... has failed, utterly failed.""
>>63705533
>rey
>attractive
oh, you are retarded, didn’t realize...
>>63703627
>yfw the whites still won and Kylo Ren took down and "opressed" Finn.
>>63703627
>The main antagonist, Kylo Ren, is a white man with daddy and anger issues.
Sounds like /pol/ kek
>>63705460
You don't watch many movies do you? David and Goliath is one of the most overused tropes in any medium yet as soon as David becomes a woman its somehow a problem.
>>63705547
Why is she so confident of it working now then?
>>63705464
something tells me you wouldn't be complaining about anything else politics/the media pushes if it didn't seem like it was taking away from your social position. it's not like multiculturalism is at all preventable in our globalised society. of course there is going to be teething issues but these things always pass after a generation or two
>>63705505
sounds like men are to blame
>>63705547
She doesn't believe its failed because multiculturalism is inherently wrong though.
>>63705565
by conventional standards she is. not attractive to me though, or you evidently. what's your point?
>>63705578
they think contemporary standards apply to a fictional world set in some other galaxy in the distant past
>>63705636
Rey is not ugly. She's decent looking but not at a "omg I need to mate and reproduce" level.
>>63705618
>multiculturalism is inherently wrong though.
>multicultural country BTFOs country who doesn't like non-white
>twice
Is there anything safe from race mixing liberal shit?
>>63705612
France has had muslims for more than 2 generations and they still have issues.
In fact all over Europe in the past decades the integration of muslims have failed.
And yes fucking up my society with criminality and instability and increasing my taxes for their welfare takes away from my social position.
>>63705618
So she still believes it's failed in Europe like the original anon said.
so is there a romance between dindu and the white girl?
>>63705533
>being this much of an apologist
memers are really having to break out the shit-grade arguments to defend this piece of dookie
>>63705694
>Let's make a policy that can't be questioned so that everything is according to our values! Everyone who questions our beliefs and values are racist and must be purged on social media.
Oh God it's a new religion being born. Instead of Jesus and Moses you have Facebook and media outlets.
>>63705743
social media was a mistake.
>>63705706
i don't mean have two generations of some group and then there are no problems at all with every member of that group. that makes no sense.
also there are more forces at work in terms of criminality, instability, tax increase other than the presence of other cultures. do you think these other cultures permit criminality and that these value systems are incompatible? that also makes no sense.
>>63705725
Not in this film, only some vague attraction.
They're keeping that for the sequels.
>>63705736
i have no idea what you're trying to say or why you avoided addressing anything in the post itself
mass culture is inherently conservative
>>63705578
>David and Goliath
>trope about a hero beating a powerful brute via wit, cleverness and skill
>in any way comparable to Rey winning with the power of feminist empowerfulment
Star wars shills are memeing hard ITT
So is this guy actually?
>>63705840
He's Emperor 2.0
Damnit, I went to r9k for the first time in years and the hans solo spoiler was on the front page
is the movie still enjoyable?
Incest in the first three films:
>Oh that is fine. White people have been doing that for centuries. Most of Europe's aristocracy was all inbred.
Diversification of genes ensuring the survival and prosperity of the species:
>That shit is fucking gross. They're trying to kill us with their agenda.
>>63705860
It was obviously throughout the entire movie that Han Solo was going to die. Nothing of value is lost by knowing this.
rey and finn don't fug. sorry /pol/
>>63705827
>feminism exists in the star wars universe
it's called the force, dingus
Like, they could have made a good movie where Rey gets BTFO in her first encounter, then has to go off and actually train and learn things in order to get good enough to win
Unfortunately, expecting women to have to learn or work for anything is misogynist oppression, so rey has to be given victories as her entitlement for having a vagina
>>63705861
>They're trying to kill our lineage with their agenda
You not getting laid ever is doing that just fine, /pol/
>>63705840
Snoke the Snake guy.
>>63705861
Inbreeding is for kings, racemixing is for slaves.
>>63705906
Rey is literally the force. Alternative explanation: Kylo holds back because she's a girl and girls are weak and therefore he must hold back. If he checked his privilege then he could have oppressed Rey better.
>>63705858
>>63705957
but is heDarth Plaguesi?
>>63705860
It's not enjoyable anyway.
>>63705970
Didn't he already get killed by the Emperor over 30 years ago?
>>63705960
>yfw homo sapiens sapiens racemixed the most with homo sapiens neaderthalis
>yfw kings were literally bred out if existence
>>63703627
>Finn And Phasma are white men
Nigga, you need to change dealers. Your drugs are bad.
Is there a scene where Leia gets mad because someone calls her princess, like Jew Jew said?
>>63703627
>John Oliver, esteemed movie critic, rates the movie 2015/2015.
>let's put ugly niggers, spics and dykes in star wars just because
>lol ok
>>63705995
>trusting sheev
>>63706000
cuking is literally a part of white genetics
>>63706021
>getting mad about a kids movie
So the first order is supposed to be the third reich, right?
>>63706039
>cuckin is a part of white genetics
Ignoring the last half millennium of white domination in the 3rd world sure is progressive
>>63706039
We were the product of homo sapiens sapiens cucking the fuck out of neanderthals. We are literally cuckbabbys.
>>63705218
shit, Hamill's really let himself go
>>63706092
what does that have to do with being a race of cuckbabies?
>>63706076
Yes. The uniforms, speeches, "hitler-like" greetings, etc etc all point towards 3rd Reich. They might as well just rename First Order to Nazi Germany in Space.
>>63706092
Letting the white race die because no gril will ever touch you is very tolerant of you, anon.
>>63706099
That's not Luke.
>>63706127
people can say what they like about the film being anti-white or whatever but with a connection like this between the first order and the third reich, the film seems to be more pro-america than anything
>>63706131
Yes I'm a Swedish male who enjoys living in the middle east. Bring on the cuckold.
>daily reminder that Darth Vader is voiced by a nigger
>daily reminder that Darth Vader was played by a white guy voiced over by a black guy
>daily reminder that Darth Vader was the herald of the cuck era
Based James Earl Jones
>>63706168
>complains about being cucked
>is Swedish
Of course! I bet 8/10 anons who like to complain about niggers/cucking/multiculturalism and sheeeit are from Sweden.
>>63706127
I really did enjoy their Nuremberg rally. General Hux was easily one of the few likable characters in the film.
Also noticed there weren't any negro or women officers. Seems like they are merely disposable ground troops. I could see myself supporting this First Order.
>>63704834
>trained swordsman/force user
his training wasn't yet completed you dumb fuck. Besides Rey had the high ground.
