>character is the same age as you
>see what your life is supposed to be like at that age
anyone know this feel.
Ye. I see this irl 2
>>63703186
>>63703208
anons this is the worst feel
>character is a loser
>he's good looking and has friends
>he wins the girl at the end
>slowly get older than them and still haven't even reached their level
>>63703186
>character is 16
>gets laid
>>63703186
>Character is 25
>Already conquered half of Italy
>character is shy or eccentric
>girls like him for it
>watching football
>bring up bio of team superstar
>born 1996
>>63703186
>supposed to be like
SPOOKS
>>63703186
So it could be said that your life is a... glib facsimile?
I-I didn't come to this board to feel
>>63703359
iktfb
be watching sports when I was young and you look up to these dudes. now I'm older than most of the upcoming stars.
>>63703323
>grow up thinking girls like shy, boyish guys cuz adam sandler in airheads
>find out that it only works if you're 8/10 at rhe very least
I guess I deserve it for molding my entire personality off of a supporting character in a mediocre Brendan Fraser movie
before he was 30
john carmack made the quake engine
dave ramsey was a millionaire
walt disney had his own company
bill gates wrote BASIC
Spielberg made Jaws
i'm always surprised when i find out girls aren't older than me, cara delevingne and that girl from the new star wars with the big teeth
>>63703186
it used to but then i look at real life and see some of the fucking losers that are my age or older
i have to be at least an average for my life
>>63703442
>tfw five years older than people getting drafted into the NHL
>tfw still working on my bachelor's degree
This is the shittiest feel.
>>63703312
What is this?
>>63703752
And I still haven't had sex.....
>>63703359
>goalkeeper of ac milan was born in 1999
>>63704009
Please tell me you're not a liberal arts major?
>character is younger than you
>all those rites of passage you failed to pass
>watch that last episode of nathan for you
>cry
>lost virginity to roastie slut at 22
>was so bad I had more confidence with women when I was still a virgin
>just lift, work, and come up with jokes to tell my parents why I'm still single during the holidays
>>63704109
Borgia
Thankfully I'm only 20 and most people my age are jobless assholes. This would really sting if I were 30 and still in the same place as I am now.
>>63704685
> come up with jokes to tell my parents why I'm still single during the holidays
fuck man iktf
I was born in 1987 and I've failed everything in life. I'm used to seeing younger, more successful people than me at this point. It's lost the sting.
>>63704685
>>63705324
Just tell them you're gay. It's okay.
don't worry. all those successfull people will be forgotten in ten thousand years. all those works, all that success, will mean nothing in the end. no matter what, the universe will freeze and became a giant, stale graveyard of dead, unmoving particles. just try to use the time you have left, so when you are dying in some hospital bed or nuclear hell, you'l feel acceptably well, instead of all remorseful and shitty.
>>63705703
>implying quantum tunnelling won't cause another big bang in the assumed heat death
>>63703186
>>63703208
>waahhh my life isn't like what society tells me it should be at 18/20/25/30/ I'm a failure
grow up f.ams
>>63703283
Boyhood was very painful to watch.
>>63703186
A lot of what you see in shows and movies is manufactured. Real people don't do half the shit that is shown in TV and the ones that do belong to upper middle class families, which if you did too you would be experiencing these things.
>>63703186
this tbqh senpai
>>63706451
dumb baneposter
>>63705703
>ten-thousand
more like ten billion, anon
>>63705703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz0UEjisP1A
No you fucking loser lol.
Just die, your mother should have miscarried you. How does it feel knowing everyone on this site is superior to you? Eat lead.
>>63703186
Christian Bale was only 26 and Patrick Bateman 27. Intimidating on both fronts.
>>63703208
>friend has a flat, a gf and a finance job that's way above the usual pay grade at our age
>meanwhile I'll be earning peanuts doing conservation work at a park
A-at least my job will be more fulfilling ;_;
depressing thread desu
>character is in high school
>gets a gf
>parties and do lots of drugs
>do a lot of crazy shit
When I was a child I really wanted to be a teen and do all the cool shit I've seen in movies. It turns out that now I'm in college and none of that happened to me.
>>63703186
> 21 years old
> still look 16
When do I turn into this>>63707417
>>63707417
>26
>>63704685
My parents have just given up on me. It's okay because my meathead brothers name is literally Chad. He makes them proud
