Just got back from watching it. Ask me anything.
Disclaimer: I know nothing about Star Wars and only watched it because I work in a movie theater and it was free. So some characters and places I may not know the name of.
>>63699657
>that last sentence
Confirmed bullshit
Who was phone?
Does Spock die?
>>63699657
What's up with Brianne of Tarth, nobody is talking about her. What's her role in the movie?
>>63699680
Give me a way to prove that I'm not bullshitting and I'll post it.
>>63699691
Took it on my iPhone and you know how 4chan is with mobile uploads sometimes.
>>63699728
Timestamped picture of your ass hole
>>63699657
Tell us about Luke Skywalker. Please.
>>63699791
Why does he wear the mask?
>>63699803
Does he wear a mask? Is he Kylo Ren?
>>63699818
He's a big guy.
>>63699834
For me?
>>63699700
No.
>>63699701
She makes a cameo appearance.
>>63699791He's literally only in it for the last 2 minutes, just standing on a cliff with Rey giving him his lightsaber, who happens to be his daughter.
>>63699818
No.
>>63699861
How do we now shes his daughter? does anybody say it or are you making that connection yourself?
>>63699861
>both the new franchise faces are the offspring of the previous faces
Why? Why couldn't we get a new saga of Star Wars without past connections? The galaxy is a huge place.
Does Threepio finally come out of the closet?
>>63699897
She inherited his sense of fashion and penchant for standing next to small droids in the desert.
Was the black guy as annoying as he looks?
>>63699870
god I hope this is true, it sounds so lame
>>63699861
Is the black guy a Jedi?
Are there lots of neat new aliens?
Who important dies?
>>63699897
does that toys clothes come off
>>63699940
dude that is private his family and friends know otherwise it is no one's business.
NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63699897It's pretty damn obvious about half way through the movie. She's at this cantina-like place and starts hearing voices coming from downstairs. So, naturally, she follows them and it leads her to a chest with a lightsaber in it. When she picks it up, she has flashbacks of shit Luke did. Then she's able to stop Kylo from doing the jedi mind trick thing or whatever it's called on her. Then at the final lightsaber battle, she is able to retrieve her dropped lightsaber from like a mile away and fuck Kylo up with it. Then the ending scene when she gives Luke his lightsaber. Pretty obvious once you watch it.
>>63699964
>Is the black guy a Jedi?
No.
>Are there lots of neat new aliens?
There's not really much emphasis on aliens and from the aliens that were in it, I couldn't tell you if they were new or not. I've only seen I and II.
>Who important dies?
Do you REALLY want me to answer this? Because it's a doozy.
>>63700107
Yes I really want you to answer it.
I am prepared.
>>63700124Han Solo
>>63699897
>hot toys
hot toys needinghotglue
>>63699657
is it true that han solo dies ?
ok please dont answer
>>63700150
>
Howpredictable.
>>63700150
>>63700130Is it a good death? Overplayed?
>>63700239Wasn't really overplayed but pretty obvious to see coming.
>>63700220
Don't read the spoiler tags then.
Was it aa glib fascimille?
>>63700367
I couldn't tell you, don't know enough about the other movies.They did blow up a bigger death star though in the same way they did in whatever episode that was.
>>63699728
No I don't know. Please tell me in graphic details.
>>63700435
Was it the snow planet ?
Also what's Finn and Rey's relationship?
>>63699657
How about Poe? The pilot guy? Is he in it much? I hope he's in it a good amount. DO he and Rey have a thing. Please tell me Rey doesn't become a coal burner.
>>63700477
>Was it the snow planet ?Yeah.
>Also what's Finn and Rey's relationship?They eventually become a thing.
>>63700521
>Please tell me Rey doesn't become a coal burner.
I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS
>>63700521At the very beginning of the movie, it's implied that he dies. But then has an "lol jk" about 3/4ths of the way through the movie. He's not in it too much though which I was bummed about because the scenes he was in in the beginning were great.
>Please tell me Rey doesn't become a coal burner.
>>63700477
>>63700547
>>63699701
She is a bounty hunter like bobba fett.
>>63699701
When you originally asked this, I thought it was a troll post so I gave a troll answer because I didn't realize she was actually in it (you never see her face). She doesn't do much.
>>63700634
Damn that sucks. Is Finn at least competent and likeable or is he a stupid bumbling token black guy?
>>63700547
urg.... im not racist really but I do cringe every time a show/movies like we need a black guy to be a character... and we want the lead roll to be a hot white chick and naturally they have to hook up.... honestly this minor detail kills it for me. take supergirl tv show..because they made jimmy black..now we are showing them trying to hook up and ...yea fuck them shoving that shit down my throat
>>63700692
Nah, he's definitely likable. He does have some "I don't know what I'm doing" moments but it's because he's an amateur and not because he's a "stupid bumbling token black guy".
This sounds like A New Hope rehashed. Even down to "old wise character dies" and "blow up the space station at the end."
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>>63700547
urg.... im not racist really but I do cringe every time a show/movies like we need a black guy to be a character... and we want the lead roll to be a hot white chick and naturally they have to hook up.... honestly this minor detail kills it for me. take supergirl tv show..because they made jimmy black..now we are showing them trying to hook up and ...yea fuck them shoving that shit down my throat....also.. again im not really racist but I suppose I and other guys are because no one I know wants to fuck a girl who's been stuffin a black dick
Is this accurate?
>>63700750
I normally don't like it either but Finn is actually likable so it didn't bother me too much. Basically a black guy playing a white character.
>>63700768
>>63700815
Literally spot on.
>>63700815
I literally just said that haha!
>>63700768
>>63700847
>"Basically a black guy playing a white character."
This annoys the shit out of me, God forbid if we don't have Racial quotas.
>>63700815
Well...I'm still gonna see it but yeah I had a feeling even when it was announced this would happen. Harrison Ford even wanted Han to die in Jedi. Guess it's time. I just with they could have been a bit more original.
>>63700847
like seriously fuck nigs hooking up with white girls in movies like this... do they not understand the whole reason im intrested in that character is I want to fuck her.. once I think shes actually fuckin him.. im like kill that bitch off already... take princess lea slave outfit right...she hot... you wanted to bang her right...thats why you rememberd it... if they had shown her suckin off jaba would you of wanted his sloppy 2nds?? Im sure some annon would but I fuckin wouldn't..throw that hoe to the pit for all I care!
>>63699935
>he doesn't understand pottery
I can actually tell just from how the OP is answering questions in this thread that he was underwhelmed by the movie. You can tell he's not riding high after seeing it.
>>63701118
I wasn't really underwhelmed, I'm just not a Star Wars fan, like I said. I liked it (the fact that it was free probably helps that).
>>63700107
you said Rey gets the lightsaber when it's confirmed Finn uses it
>>63701388
Han also used Luke's lightsaber in Empire
Your point?
>>63701472
he was seen fighting Kylo Ren with it how did that happen
>>63701388
>>63701504
Oh yeah, I know. Kinda left some out.At the start of the final lightsaber duel, it's Finn vs. Kylo with Rey on the sidelines. Finn gets BTFO'd and the lightsaber goes flying. Rey uses the force to pull it out of the snow and continues the fight.
>>63701504
According to literally every person who has seen the movie:
Finn has the Lightsaber and Kylo pushes his shit in. He drops the Lightsaber and Kylo tries to force grab it, but it flies past behind him because Rey force grabbed it first and she's magically stronger than him at the Force.
>>63701518
Rey Skywalker: Sword of the Jedi. Has a nice ring to it
Is the 3D good?
>>63701118
100%
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LITERALLY PERFECT MOVIE, OP MUST BE BLIND
this movie is going to change peoples lives
>>63701568
> He drops the Lightsaber and Kylo tries to force grab it, but it flies past behind him because Rey force grabbed it first and she's magically stronger than him at the Force.
Jesus Christ. I don't think I will be able to contain my laughter when this happens.
>>63701599
It actually was. DBox was good too, and I normally don't like DBox.
>>63701635
Rey is fucking Jaina by another name of course she's going to btfo notCaedus
>>63701643
Good to hear.
>>63701635
that actually sounds like a nice ending to an action movie
Few things before I go; the lightsaber duels were pretty underwhelming, there's quite a few subtle jokes that were actually pretty funny, and Rey is a fucking qt despite Daisy Ridley being much less of a qt (not sure how that worked out).
>>63701568
>>63701635
Now that I think about it, it was pretty funny. Especially his reaction when he realized it wasn't him that was force grabbing it. He let's out some weird as fuck scream.
>>63701733
Maybe it's just the way I'm imagining it my head. It just sounds hilarious to me
>>63701229
if the movie had been really good, it would have turned you into a Star Wars fan, because the metric for a good Star Wars film is that it generates a new audience for the franchise.
>>63699657
>>63701518
Tell us all you can about Snoke, please.
is it better than titanic?
Game over for James Cameron?
>>63701951
I completely agree. But I just said I liked it--I didn't dislike it but I didn't think it was the best shit ever either. It was like a 6/10 for me. High enough to say that I liked it but not high enough to make me fan of the franchise. If you're already a fan, then you'll probably love it.
>>63701985
All he does is appear in this big ass room as a big ass hologram (which you don't know is a hologram until his last appearance, or at least I personally didn't realize that he was until then) giving orders to Kylo and whoever the fuck Kylo's right hand man is. Appears about 3 times. He's not really in it too much.
>>63702027
Haven't seen Titanic since like 2001 when I was 9. Couldn't tell ya.
>>63702129
>>63699657
Is it ever hinted that Finn may be force sensitive?
Me too
It was actually surprisingly great.
>Finn was OK
>old cast was great
>rey was pretty much the weakest part of the movie
>comic relief was great
>>63702129
So you can't say if Snoke looks like this guy?
There seems to be some saying Rey and Finn 'become a thing' and others saying its just a friendship.
wtf? Is it extremely low key?
Does kylo Ren die
>>63702259
No, but he loses to Rey in a light saber fight
>>63702259
No. It's like Vader in A New Hope. He gets beat but will obviously return.
He'll almost certainly switch sides and become a good guy.
How cool is Kylo Ren?
>>63702159
No, he isn't. He just happens to get his hands on Luke's lightsaber a few times.
>>63702215
Lol no. He looks somewhat like a generic alien with demonic characteristics.
>>63702233
Nah, man, they're definitely love interests. It isn't low key.
Here ya go lads. Some fine OC to spread around and spoil this shit for your retarded friends.
>>63702292
Not very. He takes his mask off for the first time about half way through the movie and it isn't dramatic at all. He just sort of does it.
>>63702308
Did you make this based off the info from my thread? Because if so, I'm glad to be part of that.
>>63702209
>great
>main characters are bad/mediocre but I got to see Han XD
you are a retard
>>63702343
Yes sir. Even if you are full of shit, which I don't believe you are, this will make a great template for REAL spoilers.. Just in case. Thx for the info m8.
>>63702343
is he deformed? why does he wear the mask?
>>63702368
Hell yeah. Luke isn't necessarily in a swamp though. Just to clarify.
>>63702373
He's not deformed at all. Just a normal ass lookin dude.
It honestly sounds like an okay movie but its going to overplayed because of the huge hype. I wish the hype would fuck off.
>>63702373
No, but you can tell they were trying hard to hide those ears in his long hair. Pretty sure his mask is either a Knights of Ren thing or an homage to Vader's. Everytime he sets it down, it sounds like it weighs 50 pounds, just something that stuck out to me.
>>63699949
>>63699984
underrated posts
>>63702308
i am disappointed i was expecting a crazier twist plot, like vader's ghost being the villain and shit.
>>63702570
desu we all knew this piece of shit would just be a nod to the original. not really surprised there were no OMG NO WAY moments.
>>63702570
>JJ Abrahams
>Disney
>ever taking a big risk
I'm gonna abandon the thread for now, gotta go to sleep. If the thread's still alive in the morning (I doubt it will be), I'll answer some more questions.
>>63702300
does he look like this guy
Looks too fucking PC for my taste.
>>63701985
I wouldn't say he looks so much demonic as he does a heavily aged humanoid alien. His complexion and scaring is similar to, say, The Mummy. He has a fairly deep slicing scar that runs up to the top of his head and missing bits from his lower face. I'd be willing to bet they're from a lightsaber.
>>63702670
A bit I guess although he doesn't have a hood and has a huge scar running down his face
>>63702685
snoke confirmed for darth plagueis
>>63702670
Face is more humanoid, not long like that. Color and eyes are pretty close but he's got a lot of scars
Does he Milennium Falcon bite the dust?
Please tell me she doesn't. The ship lives on to see a few more dogfights, right? At least until its inevitable demise in Episode IX
>>63702685
>>63702699
he was sidious' master before sidious supposedly killed him. thats what the scar is from. It was said that he could evade death, which brought anakin to the dark side to save padme. After he faked his death he let sidious build up the empire only to be taken down by the rebels and take power for himself
>>63702723
Like so?
Does Max Von Sydow have any sort of prominence in the movie? How much screen time did he get?
>>63702781
He only has a few lines at the very beginning,before kylo ten kills him
Probably the most disappointing part for me.
>>63702762
No where near that bad with the scars and his eyes match.
>>63702750
It's too profitable as future merchandise to harm in Jew Wars.
>>63702750
She's fine. Still dependable even though she get shunned for her looks.
>>63702822
What a waste.
>try to record the movie with my phone sneakily in my pocket
>50% of the screen is covered
fug. just came back and can confirm everything OP says is true
>>63703044
also snoke looks like the picture that's been posted here recently. the one from some art book with two pictures of him side by side
Just came baxk from it.
Its pretty much SW 4 remade. With a few tweaks.
Not bad. Not great either.
>>63702308
>perfectly changing colour as you reach the spoilers
>>63703044
>confirm everything OP says is true
OP said your mum is a fat bitch, m8.
so what's the verdict? is it actually any good?
>Finn and Rey are a couple
fuck this gay earth
JJ somehow made star wars even worse than it is
>>63703115
A New Hope 2: Diversity Boogaloo
It's actually pretty good but it is basically a new hope modernised
>>63703141
i didn't expect much else, i guess.
Kylo is a fucking tool. There's a scene where one of his guys tell him that Poe escaped and he justs spergs out and starts smashing the ships controls panels and walls with his lightsaber.
Before he kills Han he's like
>i feel so conflicted inside
and shit like that.
>>63703166
He sounds like an Emo.
>>63703166
>the scene where he remove his mask.
I was like "holy shit what a faggot face."
>>63703115
I enjoyed it a lot. Blew the prequels away and the atmosphere makes it feel like home again with the original 3. BB-8 is love, her thumbs up will be used a lot on here in the future. Some nice nostalgia bits. Boyega is the comedy relief but he pulls it off. My only disappointments are Phasma is really only a set piece and the angsty look Luke gives at the end. Definitely worth seeing on the big screen.
>>63703183
The scene where he's kneeling at Vader's helmet goes like
>i feel it again
>the light pulling me towards it (or something like that)
>show me grandfather, show me the power of the darkness
and he fucks off.
>>63701893
>some weird as fuck scream.
pottery
>>63703233
Yeah Phasma was a huge disappointment. She does fucking nothing.
>>63702215
That would have been a surprise.
Snoke is Gollum + Pruneface + Palpatine + Ayylmao from Indiana Jones
Yes it's that bad
>>63703166
I kinda dug those Bi-Polar bits. Very telling of his fight between light and dark.
>>63703235
why doesn't Anakin's force ghost just show up and give him a smack?
>>63702670
See
>>63703276
He didnt look like he was Plagueis, and he definately is not a Muun.
>BEN!
;_;
Scar is from sidious trying to kill him
>>63703318
Naming him Ben was stupid. I know Lucas wouldn't have permitted them to use Anakin(the last time didn't go well), but man they should've just stuck with Jacen, or Jace if they didn't want to repeat the name.
>>63703285
Calling it now
>Anakin appears in the last film, and tells Kylo to kill Snoke
>Kylo kills snoke
>Anakin tells him he couldn't reach him before before Snoke was blocking him
>>63702822
>before kylo ten kills him
>USING FUCKING MAX VON SYDOW AS FUCKING CANNON FODDER
WHAT THE FUCK, THIS TRIGGERS ME
>>63699657
Would you say it was a "glib facsimile"?
>>63703391
I'd like them to have Anakin's force ghost appear to Kylo and make him this trilogy's first real antihero. Hell have no allegiance to both the resistance nor the first Order.
>>63701024
If you hate niggers why do you type like one.
>>63703351
So Sheev was actually a retarded that couldn't kill someone in their sleep? Or was he just rusing?
>>63702672
White guilt much?
>>63703589
>Sheev thought Darth Plagueis could only save others from dying, not himself
>he was wrong
Absolute pottery
>>63700750
>urg.... im not racist really
you are literally the definition of racist.
>>63703591
No, jews are not "white".
Zionists like JJ consider themselves a different, superior race.
