If you hate Star Wars get in here
>>63699570
Checking in, pham.
I don't hate Star Wars, I hate this geek culture shit. It's never going to end.
Why were you all wrong?
>>63699570
Unironically checking in. Absolutely 0 (zero) desire to see this shit. Along with any other Marvel/DC capeshit garbage that's coming out next year.
>8.6 rating
>8 is considered average in today's ratings scale
>30 rotten tomatoes threads riddled with people not grasping this concept
I want the 15 year olds to leave
If only he wasnt granted merchandising rights back when making Star Wars 77
>>63699645
Ditto
Its not that I 'hate' Star Wars, I just don't feel any urge to get off my ass to watch it.
Though admittedly its pretty fun watching /tv/ shit itself whenever a huge movie like this is released.
>>63699570
edgy
>>63699570
I hate Star Wars, but that's because my allegiance is to the MCU, and I feel that Star Wars is competition. Tell me anons, ought I to kill myself?
Guys you know that sheltering won't help, it will only gets worse and worse each year. But there is an alternative to it and we all know what it is. Let them fear.
I do hate star wars in general now. A new hope and Empire strikes back are great movies, yes. Everything else is very below them in quality and the prequels destroyed all the goodwill I had for the franchise a decade ago.
I don't want to see this new flick
>>63699686
this desu
I am totally happy waiting for the camrip and watching it while tabbing periodically over to other things. if the movie is good it will hold my attention.
>have all the books
>a replica lightsaber
>in general lame as shit fanboy
>this gets announced
>HYPE HYPE HYPE
And then over the last year I've completely lost interest in the entire franchise. I don't know what happened.
>"geek culture" was synonym of loser
>now it's trendy
heh
>>63699792
You grew up.
>>63699914
I'm still a loser that plays video games 18 hours a day
>>63699860
>love star wars all through out highschool
>normies dont give a shit
>10 years later cant stand star wars anymore
>normies love it now
Fuck this gay life
Love Star Wars, can't wait for TFA. But I fucking hate normies and the circlejerk going on right now.
>>63699931
what about a job senpai
>>63699975
NEET
>>63699792
You are a hipster who can't be satisfied if the majority like what you like
>>63699991
you can't even apply for entry-level jobs?
>>63699994
This isn't some obscure movie that was suddenly thrust into the spotlight you fucking retard, it's the biggest franchise on the planet.
>>63699651
What I don't get is why people are so obsessed with an aggregated review site
I'M NOT LIKE OTHER PEOPLE, GUYS.
MEANS I'M BETTER. HA
>>63700034
I've had jobs but I don't keep them, eventually I just get so depressed and suicidal that I quit. Bailed on my last job back in September.
I love IV, V, and VI desu. The reboot trilogy just seems like a cashgrab aimed at nostalgiafags and people in le geek culture. I think that real Star Wars fansinb4 No True Scotsmanwon't watch TFA and its sequels.
>>63700088
>one good film
>one decent film
>one mediocre film
>a bunch of shit prequels
>people STILL can't let this shit go
>get a new sequel
>people will never let this go
I just don't get it desu
how can grown men watch this shit
This movie (and Jurassic World) are the beginning of the end of cinema. They are completely unoriginal cashgrabs which pander to peoples nostalgia of earlier, better movies. They have no story to tell other than the most bare bones cliche-ridden bullshit weve all seen a thousand times before.
I hate all these movies, even the originals. Watched them as a kid in the 80s and hated them then.
Im really curious as to what the big spoilers are going to be.
who /aglibfascimile/ here?
>>63700482
How do you still not know them? Han dies. He gets killed by the new main villain (kylo ren) who is also his son. Luke is in the final scene very briefly and has no dialogue
Only KEKs who like to KEK watch this shit.
>>63700187
same way they watch /co/ capeshit
>>63700519
A
GLIB
FACISLIME
>>63700346
this desu
good movies still get made, but they are not marketed or available in cinemas long enough to build word-of-mouth.
>>63699712
Both Disney, so yes.
>>63700482
They're as unoriginal as you'd expect
>>63700346
If Star Wars 7 gets nominated for best picture then film criticism will also be extinct. When profit = quality, we all lose
>>63699570
Is this a /safespace/ for contrarian plebs?
ITT reddit
2+ hours full of:
>meme one-liners
>reddit-tier humor
>cheap nostalgia cop-outs
>bad acting
>bad writing
>fancy CGI and meme-cinematography to hide the two previous points
>fanservice
>mass marketed to every braindead kid, tween, teenager, and manchild
>just another soul-less capeshit movie doing its part to kill film
i refuse to see it on account of the fact that I have principles and am not a moron
>>63700856
for red pilled patricians actually. But I guess you cant enjoy talking about movies without buying crappy toys and other product tie-ins
>i refuse to see it on account of the fact that I have principles and am not a moron
I will see it at some point,of that I am certain. But I will not pay any money to do so
>>63700346
Top fucking kek. Pseudo "patrician's" tears are delicious.
>>63700868
Fuck off. Reddit is the antithesis of this thread.
This is /glibfacsimile/ general, and the start of a movement mark my words.
It started with capeshit, and now here we are.
do your part to save film.
BOYCOTT STAR WARS
>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"
- Alec Guinnessgl
>>63699959
"Normies" have always loved Star Wars, you fucking dumbass. But I suppose the original films just magically conjured up billions of dollars in the box office.
>>63700971
found the GotG fan
just turn off your brain and kill yourself
>>63700971
>I enjoy lazy, boring remakes
>>63700778
But they can still be in competition in a sense--for multiplex dollars, for hearts and minds, etc. There can be in-house competition.
>>63701060
>>63701069
Keep the salt coming, faggots. I'll be over here "killing cinema" by not being a slave to one type of film.
>>63701105
So all the top movies being remakes and sequels does not bother you at all? That makes you just another pleb t b h
>>63700519
73 active star wars threads
checkin in and bringing dubs shields
>>63701141
Literally could not care less t b h, f a m.
>>63701105
yeah bro I'm sure in addition to loving rehashes you are an ardent fan of 40s screwball comedy and the works of Antonioni
>>63700971
>>63701105
>>63701197
#Plebandproud
>>63701197
>admitting he has shit taste
good for you Lad
some people like kevin james movies too
my friends, the only weapons against this menace are our memes.
The only way to save /tv/ is through:
-unofartoposting
-baneposting
-wastedandwoundedposting
good luck
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>>63701271
>>63701280
You know it, brehs.
#fightthesheeple
>>63700974
You need to work on your post. Seems to much like bait.
>>63701089
Doesn't matter, all the hearts and minds and dollars still go to Disney.
>>63700346
>beginning of the end
Found the teenager. This has been going on for years. Cinema died ages ago.
>>63701289
>that pic
>>63701355
i know i didn't want to make it too radical/serious because I detected a strong reddit presence on /tv/ tonight. That opinion has changed thanks in part to this thread.
I hope you truly believe in our cause and boycott all future /CAPESHIT/, brother. Big changes come from little steps.
>>63701389
Disney owning every fucking franchise is the final nail in the coffin. Its been a long time coming, I know it has, but Disney's monopoly and social media shilling hastened this mess
>>63699570
Bump
what the fuck is a GLIB FASCIMILE?
I dont give a shit about star wars and ill never be bothered to watch it but its bombarding my /tv/ and im going to be hearing about this for the next few weeks
>>63701550
well the ebin meme literally shit itself out like 10 minutes ago
if only it were funny. i hope some better ones come out in the next month or so. At least this time I'll have the satisfaction of knowing that I didn't give these retards money when I crawl up this movie's ass with a meme-microscope
>>63701689
Its funny because its the only negative review so far, and its by roger moore. Its just so random
>>63701378
Yes, but Disney might prefer to devote more funds to developing one franchise rather than the other, depending on their relative performance. This puts them in competition.
92 active star wars threads
>>63701550
>I dont give a shit about star wars and ill never be bothered to watch it but its bombarding my /tv/ and im going to be hearing about this for the next few weeks
A shallow and meretricious copy (of the original trilogy movies).
