https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAk_SNu1QNk
>>63697394
>394▶
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAk_SNu1QNk [Embed]
is this a porno
>73 questions
OP I just don't have that kinda time
>>63697394
who is this butterface tit cow
>Favorite movie
>Blues the warmest color
Caught me off guard. There's no cringe however
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2cHqZMh3CE
>>63697419
Wow you mangled that pretty badly
>>63697862
>most popular lesbo entry level art film released in the past decade
>surprised
idk m8.
>>63697394
JJ"theroomissowhite".pdf
>>63697394
watching hot grils be interviewed makes me nervous. cannot watch/10
>>63698341
>>63697394
>dude hears a millisecond of her favorite song
>emily literally doesnt have enough time to open her mouth before the guy responds
>"I'm loving it"
jesus christ
>>63698482
You are a fucking beta. You should never breed. Kill yourself you awkward fuck
>>63698750
Do do you think we are?
>>63697394
I hate overly rehearsed shit like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KghdDdJ2BT0
>>63698750
>not realizing that being on 4chan automatically makes you a beta
You will not survive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AU2TaP4UGQ
>>63698930
>>63697471
the blurred lines chcik
>>63699025
God damn it, he's going to make it so hard to watch Batman V superman
>>63699025
>hey, you're on my time
>>63697394
>tfw when their are a lot of new romanian prostitutes that look like her in my area
:)
>>63699025
Did they bang afterwards?
>>63697394
>redistribute the wealth in this country
>syrian refugees, social justice for women
>>63697394
>>63697394
I'd really like to pound her
>>63697394
Rehearsed as shit, but it's an impressive single take.
>>63699025
I don't understand how this is cringe. On her part, maybe.
>>63698930
it's really just the interviewer being cringy but whatever
https://youtu.be/6viUMICL31E
>>63699025
Hah.
So Jesse Eisenberg is literally the unflattering self-parody of Michael Cera from "This is the End."
>>63699368
>it's really just the interviewer being cringy
No it isn't. He's just doing his job and Bruce Willis is acting like a petulant child
>>63699506
his job isn't to be an annoying faggot it's to interview people, which he is failing at doing
>>63699655
Magic FM is something middle-aged women listen to in their cars with their kids. It was supposed to a chatty, conversational interview, not an intellectual kinographical analysis
Any Spike Jonze interview
>>63699025
>that fucking tone
Its like watching someone get raped verbally. Alpha as fuck.
>>63699303
>>63699901
>le alpha as fuck, bitch got owned
Underrage detected
Dude is acting like a straight up cunt for absolutely no reason
>literally reading Self-Help right now
>thought this right as she said it
That was spooky.
>>63698341
Embarrassing
>>63699025
So he was being himself being an autistic kid on the social network?
>>63698930
AHAHAAAHAHAHA yo
>>63699025
she actually cried after this interview
>>63699025
he's a little too quick witted for me
>>63698341
She legit had a stroke when she was young.
>>63699207
Classic. Everyone just freezes and looks at this guy like "srsly nigga?" The little girl hiding with a frightened look, the deer in headlights of whatsername, her friend sideways looking back like "is it over?"
>>63700528
proofs?
>>63699025
that was pretty funny actually
>>63699154
>Kissed a russian gril that looked like her
>>63698930
She is just awful.
>>63697394
How is she even a celebrity?
All shes ever done is get naked in a movie with Ben Affleck.
>>63700689
she's primarily a model though and gets tons of work as one, so there's that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mzqahILpAs
this gets me every time. hes actually autistic.
ignore the cracked bullshit
>>63698341
she just became way less attractive
>>63699025
She a cute. What an irritating fucking sperg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWQDGTTY6W8
>>63699769
This. Bruce was being a massive faggot
>>63698341
The fact that Will Ferrell plays along to try and save her some face is proof he's a goddamn saint.
>>63700745
You'd have to know on some level how fucking ridiculous you must be to speak like that
>>63700832
WHAT
A
CUNT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep_WJaVIXXs
Daily reminder that there are holdouts on /tv/ who insist their waifu is not the most autistic person in Hollywood.
>>63700832
Cara literally did nothing wrong
>why aren't you quirky for us xD
>are you irritated, you need to go and take a nap
>processed to talk shit behind her back
>>63700982
She was a spoilt little brat.
>>63700832
>>63700917
This is just a culture clash tbf
Upbeat middle Americans aren't really capable of understanding dry English humour
>>63699506
The interviewer comes across as sarcastic and obnoxious, he may not mean to be, it's Brit character.
>>63701010
>>63700917
>>63700832
>mfw amerikeks can't handle british banter
>>63701028
She wasn't being humorous.
>>63697394
>what's one cause you feel passionate about?
>social justice. for women.
>>63701067
American detected
>>63701010
she wasn't at all, those anchors are psychos.
>>63699207
i'm thinking that guy must have said or done something before he even snapped that shot to have been able to get nearly everybody in that picture staring at him.
>>63701028
>>63701063
yeah but dry english banter requires an ironic quip followed by "no jk" after every question?
>>63701028
>Upbeat middle Americans aren't really capable of understanding dry English humour
I know you Brits think Americans don't get British humor.
Well, I'm gonna let you in on a secret:
We get the jokes. We really do. They're just not that funny.
>>63701106
Incorrect, kid. You're waifu a shit.
>>63701117
It wasn't the first pic he took. Everybody was looking up at the flash.
>>63701139
I'm not saying you don't literally 'get' the humour, I meant that you aren't familiar with it and have no social context for it. There's no place for the sort of irony or subtlety that Brits are used to in everyday conversation in the US, because you are so much more forthright and direct. It doesn't translate well
>>63701204
She was being a bitch. She was not using humor.
>>63697394
>i was going for awkward
>immediate silence afterward
kek
>>63701257
she was using humor at first, then the hosts americanness annoyed the fuck out of her so she turned mean. can't blame her tbqh famalam
>>63701204
she sounded hungover
>>63701194
that'll do it.
>>63700970
Those newscasters are retarded
>>63699025
If he's trying to keep it playful, he's kind of bad at playing off his jokes. But it's interesting to see that he actually acts like half of the characters he plays in real life.
>>63697394
>Millenials in charge of interviews
>>63701460
They are, but she is a legit megasperg. Not that it should matter because if you truly love your waifu such trivial matters shouldn't concern you.
>>63700832
Haha morning newscasters have no idea how patronizing they're being.
>>63698930
The cringe is so tangible
>>63697394
Is that actually her last name or did they just mash the keyboard.
>>63701204
You really think she was being that complex? lel.Also we evolved from you fucks and perfected your "humor" so stfu.
>>63697394
>redistribute wealth
Oh so she is a fascist. . . Not her wealth I'm sure. . .
>pizza man barges in with the tightest jeans I've ever seen
>syrian refugees
>>63701668
I almost chocked on my saliva from this.
>cringe
>>>/b/
>>63697394
Wow they're all acting so natural and sincere. feels just like real life
>>63701667
i remember watching that when it first aired! she sounded like such a cunt.
>>63698341
>:29s
>tries to casually drop something
What is that?
>>63698341
The fuck was she trying to do?
Was she insulted at what he said? Did she not like that he won?
>>63701891
Will Ferrell said she could do the bit beforehand but when she actually did it he pretended not to know what was going on.
>>63699194
Literally all good things. The hell is wrong with you.
Dumb autist.
>>63701924
What a dick
I've never liked the guy
>>63701930
The Reddit is real
>>63701930
>iterally all good things
Nice try
>>63701930
weak b8
>>63699025
That was fucking gayer than two dudes having sex. This video wasted my time.
>>63701983
>>63702023
>>63702050
C'mon niggers you are better than this.
>>63701063
I'm sick of Brits acting like cunts then hiding behind "haha can't handle the bants m8 :^)?"
>>63702117
not british
also you obviously can't handle the bants
>>63702163
I'm Australian, a superior and more evolved Brit that can indeed handle the bants.
>>63702117
Maybe if you stopped being so defensive and pissy you'd get it
>>63699025
I'm wondering if this is scripted, nobody is that quick witted. Either way, if you are trying to get a girl to like you, this is the way to act.
>>63700640
she posted about the interview on her blog
>>63702163
>not british
>not american
>not jewish
so you know nothing about comedy
>>63702197
link?
>>63702203
grew up in an international school with mostly jewish kids and exclusively american, english and kiwi teachers.
also >only comedy is english speaking comedy
good job
>>63702117
my gf is from england and she said they use the word banter or "banta" for literally everything that has to do with talking but saying nothing.
someone goes on a rant: bantaaaaa
someone whines or moans: "im just talkin shit, bantaaaaaa"
oh you thought that movie sucked? bantaaaa
it got to the point where i asked her if she knew what banter actually was and she couldnt explain it. also, brits just arent really that funny. she has tried countless times to show me british programming and its all so awkward and unfunny. IASIP shits a british programming for a trillion years. even she admits that americans are way funnier than the english and has gone out of her way to say, and im quoting, "the english just all act disabled."
>>63702252
What is some good non english comedy?
>>63702178
American here and I'd just want to show my support for the Kings of Shitposting:
Australians
>>63702254
>my gf is from england
>>63701878
looks like ice from the cup she was holding
>>63702322
shes a 5'2 blonde white atheist lol
fedoras be damned
>>63702267
japan's very dodgy but come up with some comedy gold every now and then.
balkan slavs have this comfy kind of easygoing comedy that's nice, but they can also go full retard
i also like the hong kong brand of action comedy because it's usually well shot too
muslims and africans are very poor at it unfortunately.
>>63702117
>le fat american is always so srs cant say jokes because MUH FEELINGS GET HURT
>>63702386
Ok.
>>63701694
>perfected your "humor"
>>63702386
how euphoric is she
>>63702492
What happened five days ago?
>>63702516
a mass shooting
>>63702602
Where? I haven't heard of anything since San Bernardino.
>>63702494
not very. shes actually pretty stupid. its quite frustrating watching movies with her because she never understands shit. for example we watched Oldboy and she just didnt grasp that it was hisdaughter
>>63701878
she dropped her drink, she's drunk
>>63701028
>being a total cunt and cutting out of an interview early is humorous
wew lad
>>63702671
you just don't understand their "superior" "culture"
>>63700970
>did you see the original with Mathew Mchaugnoahay?
If only Trump knew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFWzrTnQHik
>>63702704
>Britain
>Free Country
lmao
>>63702235
http://thisisfusion.tumblr.com/post/50670415326/behind-the-scenes-of-our-jesse-eisenberg-interview
cunt got rekt
>>63702671
>not having a creepy stepford wives prozac grin on your face 24/7 is considered being a cunt in America
And they kicked her off, not the other way round
>>63702797
no, answering questions the way a 14 year old girl would is considered being a cunt
>>63702758
> I peaked around the curtain to ask Jesse about his neighborhood in New York (he lives a few blocks from where I used to live) and he immediately says, “You’re still here?”
>>63702758
lmao
i always thought that interview was fake
>>63701924
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>63702758
the absolute madman
>>63702945
yeah right here kid
*pulls out cock*
>>63699207
>>63702797
No they didn't. You can clearly see the transmission ending and them being surprised
>>63700970
Did she forgot to wear a bra?
>>63702968
oh wow.. its so small.
*winks scandalously*
jk anon.. but you know.. i thought you might have made this a little more... challenging...
*smirks underneath straw hat while flicking my katanas from their sheathes with my thumbs*
HAHA. didn't expect a fight did you?
*strafes from side to side while sword dancing*
(then suddenly) *thrusts both blades into your abdomen*
heh. now for the FUN part....
*lifts your over head by my blades and smashes you head first into the dirt*
*slickly sheathes katanas while adjusting the wheat grass in my mouth*
*sigh* too easy....
>>63703043
Her dogs distracted her.
>>63700832
>>63702117
I'm sick of Yanks acting like cunts and then hiding behind "haha you can't handle the relentless drone bombings of your civilians dude? o_O;;;"
>>63703452
kek top bants mate
>>63702196
It's obviously scripted, are you retarded?
>>63699207
dude
that guy is wearing big boss's jacket
>>63700982
>>63701028
>>63701063
>>63701632
>cara delememe defense force autists arrive
kill yourselves. she was being an insufferable bratty whore
>>63699025
https://youtu.be/GCgHEQuVtmw
>>63703588
Autistism aside, I love her and she is beautiful.
>>63703118
>>63703588
She's CUTE CUTE
>>63699025
Damn, moot has changed.
>>63703693
who the fuck is moot
>>63699025
that look in her eye, you just know, her pussy is on fire
>>63699025
I saw Jesse Eisenberg at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>63703043
her daddario's fought the bra off
>>63699207
>tfw when people look at you like this whenever you're out in public
>>63703734
go back to Reddit you fucking queer.
>>63703845
>implying moot isn't the king of the redditors
>>63697394
Fucking fake and scripted. All of it. The Lupita one is also terrible, but we get to see her giant African butt hula-hooping.
>>63700832
>john green is an incredible author
what's going on tbqh familia
>>63703845
what the fuck is reddit?
>>63703744
this copypasta fits him perfectly, much better than the gooseman Tbh
>>63702742
Oi m8 you have a licence for posting that piccie?
>>63700970
I'm okay with it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6asyOE3sms
>>63701139
No you don't.
>>63704347
>>63704347
I cannot watch 4 minutes of Quasimodo.OYSTERS CLAMS AND KEKOLDS
>>63702386
>>63700030
Hi Romina
>>63701891
http://www.mtv.com/news/1705655/will-ferrell-aubrey-plaza-kanye-2013-movie-awards/
She was shit faced and Ferrell only had an inkling of an idea what was going on.
He pulled it off pretty well.
>mfw the producers kicked her out.
>>63704392
>>63704443
If you got the chance, you guys would fuck her and you know it.
>>63704526
fuck off Quasi
>>63704547
And that's why you are still a virgin.
>>63704500
>mfw this was real
http://abcnews.go.com/ABC_Univision/Entertainment/jesse-eisenberg-learned-magic-tricks-now-set/story?id=19201708
>>63704347
Is she prepping for a role as a girl who gets double teamed at a chat party?
>>63704526
I wouldn't hit that, not even 20 good men's dicks
>>63698482
iktf anon. I feel really confident when I imagine my self talking to women, but then I will run into a beautiful girl in the wild and my heart stops and in my mind i am screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAHH! SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND IS DISGUSTED BY YOU AAAAAHHHH!
even though I know in my right mind, she barely notices me.
>>63704605
>bringing props to an interview
Why not just introduce yourself by saying you're an inexperienced retard who is out of her league? It would save both of them time.
>>63704601
better than being fucked so hard in the face Quasiboy.
>>63702758
Holy shit, I thought it was staged. So Eisenberg is actually a douche IRL, holy shit.
>>63701667
they snuck a snuke up her snatch
>>63704721
>>63703118
kek
>these are 10/10s in bongland
>>63700832
What the fuck was up with those news casters?
>>63704616
God, I fucking hope so
>>63700745
I actually legitimately could not make it through this.
>>63700832
>Murricans getting mad at Europeans not adapting the American "everything is awesome all the time I gotta put on my megafake smile" behaviour
pathetic
>>63701099
I'd like to see you in one of these saying your cause is fighting the Jews online
>>63700970
Wow what a difference motion does to her smile.
I post this in every cringe thread, even if it's not related to /tv/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK8fQvhKpGc
>>63703744
you should put
>you're on my time
in there
>>63702394
>africans are very poor at it unfortunately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFqYiKDwt0I
You are literally wrong
>>63704347
reminds me of the set of GDP
>>63701099
How can such a perfect body have such an ugly face?
>>63705401
all of those people are a bunch of cunts
![1447338416773s[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lz8NrOx.jpg "1447338416773s[1].jpg")
>>63701139
>Well, I'm gonna let you in on a secret:
>We get the jokes. We really do. They're just not that funny.
Is this american humour?
incoming kuck cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mzqahILpAs
>>63705686
thanks for posting it again faggot
I hate women so much
>>63705548
In their defense the interviewer literally starts discrediting and making fun of 2/3 of Major Lazer. So there's that I guess.
>>63705686
>not posting UNO FARTO 317
>>63705738
woops
>>63705559
No, this is Americuck humor.
>>63704658
That's horrifying
>>63705401
What the fuck is up with this interviewer? Fucking kek.
And they kinda came off as mild pricks as well.
>>63698341
Had to google aubrey plaza
>Plaza was born in Wilmington, Delaware, the daughter of Bernadette, an attorney, and David Plaza, a financial advisor
>an attorney
>financial advisor
Yeps, another rich girl getting to be a career actress and trying to be a comedian.
>>63705928
>not knowing aubrey plaza from the fappening
>>63702254
literally only plebs and mental retards use the word banter
>>63704500
Looking at that third panel always makes me chuckle
>>63705928
>an attorney
>a financial advisor
>>63697394
>Let's redistribute wealth in this country!
How is she allowed to say that?!
>>63702117
Looks like we've found someone who can't handle the bantz.
>>63697394
>place vinyl in the platter that isn't even spinning
>music starts playing
>"i'm loving it"
>"hey what kind of pizza do you like"
>"anything that has meet an cheese"
>touchs the screen of her iphone once in the most the most random way
>"ok"
>>63699025
I hate him.
>>63700745
I'm Samuel L Jackson when my white friends try to "be black", silent.
>>63699025
Based Eisenberg. What a legend.
>>63705122
This
Jerry's face when Dean comes out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlksTohQJa4
>>63699025
gonna go /pol/ here a bit, but esienberg captures exactly what people hate about fucking jews
they're not particularly funny, they're mean with no particular charisma, and they deliver their personal attacks with a shaky voice and dreadful body language, almost as if they know by nature they could get their shit kicked in really quickly if they pull this bitchy schtick on the wrong person
additionally, the shaky neuroticism shows that the entire thing has be rehearsed, if not in actuality, but in their head. they dream of correcting people with authority, but again, don't really have the natural authority confidence gives you
best example would be woody allen, or comparing joel hodgeson to mike from MTS3K.
fucking kikes
>>63698341
>>63698930
cringe
>>63699025
bants
>>63700832
>>63704347
>it's fucking nothing.jpeg
>>63700832
She was being herself but CBS couldn't handle it and started talking shit and making fun of her. Who is the mature one now?
>>63705401
>Lisa Kennedy Montgomery (stage name Kennedy; born September 8, 1972) is an American political satirist, radio personality, former MTV VJ, and current host of Kennedy on the Fox Business Network.
>American political satirist
I feel a lot better now, she is a comedienne trying to make an interview, the result is not anything expected
>>63698341
Why is Will Ferrell standing in front of a sign that says comedic genius?
>>63705122
>britain
>european
When will this horrific meme end?
>>63705878
>>63706971
>not knowing Kennedy from her MTV days in the early 90's
God I feel so fucking old
>>63702736
Gayman going to gitmo after Trump becomes president.
>>63705818
>these are 10/10s in ameristan
>>63703068
i laffed
>>63707272
I remember when Spike Jonze was on that and the Beastie Boys prank called them
>>63707272
>>63707272
>clearly better Friend or Foe days
>>63707272
iktfb
She's aged well, though.
>>63707272
>Doing 90s style interviews in 2015
>>63705928
she's said in the past that she was her class's representative and she got ask Joe Biden questions
>>63707272
Remember when she interview Johnny Rotten? That was cringe.
