>this man will never be your grandad
why even live?
>>63691525
Both of my granddadds were pretty badass
Lazy cunt has been meme acting for years now. I laughed when he died in Interstellar, at full volume, there in the threater. Nolan drones were mad. I'd do it again.
My grandad is a WW2 vet. Pretty fucking based if you ask me.
>>63691525
My gramps could've beat his ass.
REAL BEST GRANDAD COMING THROUGH
>>63691569
Lucky you. My granddad was only a Korean War vet.
>>63691563
>I'd do it again.
Careful son, getting to close to the edge.
My grandad is but a simple man, but my great grand dad used to chuck grenades at Jews so I'm happy
>>63691563
>I laughed when he died in Interstellar, at full volume, there in the threater. Nolan drones were mad.
Nobody go mad because nobody could here you because the fucking music was too loud.
>>63691525
My grandad was a hard working communist. He could have crushed this faget in two.
>>63691569
How fucking old are you grandpa? I'm 33 and my grandmother was 8 when WWII happened.
>>63691667
That's badass
>>63691704
Your grandfather was a literal cuckold
I bet he let your grandmothers gaping cunt be socialized to the general public as well lmao
>>63691733
>degeneracy and communism
Stay american, bud.
MI NAME IH MYKOCANE HAN IH AD OW YOR BLUMMIN GRANMAHS
>>63691728
Not that anon, but I'm 30 and my grandad was born in 1925 and also served during ww2. It's not that big of a stretch, anon. Only a ten year difference and your grandma would've been getting railed by dozens of servicemen like lots of other people's grandmas.
I'd rather he was my butler.
>>63691704
>hard working
>communist
>>63691892
You mean the winners of the Cold War?
Thanks I will
>>63691704
Your grandad sounds like a moron. Why would you be hard working if you were a communist?
>>63692582
>>63692623
#foxnewsfact
>>63692646
Right, because the soviets actually won the Cold War.
Damn that Fox News.
>>63692646
>most of the civilized world agrees that a mixed economic system is superior to communism
>HURR DURR YOU FOX NEWS WATCHING REDNECK
Get real.
I've heard this guy is a jerk IRL. Was that made up?
>>63691525
Both my granddads are pretty based.
Mother's father, a 6'5" red irish badass:
>grew up dirt poor in arkansas
>life like tom sawyer or some southern gothic character
>worked on oil fields and in a steel mill
>enlisted air force
>nam
>comes home and farms
>teaches me all kinds of mechanical shit
Father's father, suave italian guy
>immigrates from italy
>opens restaurant in boston
>basically mafia
>teaches me how to cook, take care of family
desu as neat as itd be to have Michael Caine give me tips in britsh im real proud of both my granddads
>tfw all grandparents dead
>I will never have smelly brit blood in my genepool
Feels great actually.
