Why weren't they allowed to love? Does loving someone really lead a Jedi to the darkside? How does anyone get born?
Padme was a senator so it was out of the question.
>>63687716
Question, did the jedi cannot love show up anywhere in the original 3 movies?
>>63687744
Senators are constitutionally obligated to take vows of chastity upon entering office.
Because if Jedi get married they will just end uo doing what their wife tells them all the time.
>>63687716
that picture makes me so flaccid
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they weren't into it
hayden christensen is known to be THE most boring guy in hollywood, possibly one of the most dull in the world. his cock has been described as "moderately phallus-like", with a negligible thickness that would rival russell brand and a keebler elf. im estimating his height to be at most 5.8' knees pressed, with OVER 7" of bad hair. he would have absolutely dried out portman's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can tell him she has a headache and maybe they can try again tomorrow. i can just imagine her (sarcastically) begging for it, with hayden barely able to remove his pants before forgetting his lines, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to finish the scene so she can go find neeson's trailer and audition to be his personal toilet slave. she would have yawned within seconds of taking hayden's entire length, being filled and stretched right up to the first few inches of her vagina. the orgasm would have been nonexistent, with her unworked vaginal muscles clamping down on haydens vienna sausage, her whole body quivering in sexual frustration..
i bet she still cringes to the memory of it
>>63687716
>Why weren't they allowed to love?
Well, perhaps senators aren't allowed to be romantically engaged while serving. Or there is some weird custom on her home world that doesn't let her shack up with whom ever she fancies.
>Does loving someone really lead a Jedi to the darkside?
Obviously it does since all other Jedi did not do it, but Anni did and he turned so fucking hard to the dark side he nearly destroyed the jedi order forever. So yes, loving someone can lead you to the dark side. Anni turned because he loved Panda so much that with the fear of her dying he had to do something to save her.
>>63687764
no. yoda says in the prequels that love is a good thing but it can lead to jealousy. Which was kind of stupid to me. That's just assuming everyone will turn into some supervillain.
>>63687934
>Which was kind of stupid to me. That's just assuming everyone will turn into some supervillain.
Eh, it's not so much assuming everyone will go full edge lord like Anni did, more of a "hey let's just not do any of that since the risk far out weights the benefit"
Jedi can have friends and relationships like that, it's just not a good idea for them to get too invested in someone.
not a good idea to have them too invested in anything really, fuckers are dangerous
>How does anyone get born?
Because there are only 10,000 Jedi in a galaxy of hundreds of trillions of people
>>63688054
how are more Jedi born
>>63687716
the smart answer is that the jedi order were a bunch of assholes who confused emotional detachment with wisdom even as their actual connection to the force was being slowly strangled by a guy who was accepted his emotions
the dumb answer is that they made a whole movie about what happens when a jedi thinks with his dick instead of his head, it's called star wars episode 3
>>63688102
Jedi don't breed and make baby Jedi
for 99.99% of all Jedi, when you are born and powerful in the force the Jedi order will "feel" you and then ask your family if they can train you and most families say sure dude and then they train the kids
its a little weird but kind of cool
>>63688102
Force sensitives can be born to non force sensitives. It's not a purely genetic trait.
we're watching Ep 2, get in here fagsvaughnlive tv/mgstream
>>63687992
And they made exceptions. They let one jedi go back home to have a family because his species had a very low birth rate or something.
>>63688149
>the Jedi order will "feel" you
No, they explicitly state that every child in the republic has their blood tested at birth for the presence of midichlorians. The children who have a lot are then tested to see if they have what it takes to be a jedi.
>>63688191
Because Conehead's species was going extinct.
But what about inectoid or amphibian type jedi? Having kids for them just means nutting on a pile of eggs and walking away forever. No attachments there.
>>63688105
>confused emotional detachment with wisdom
No they didn't.
They saw emotional detachment useful for Jedi's because it would help them avoid pitfalls that could lead to the dark side.
>>63687716
The argument that "love" would somehow lead to hate and the dark side whereas the jedi in the prequel shouting and being angry wouldn't makes no sense
I think the reasoning is that jedi memechlorians are inheritable and jedi breeding over generations would create children with stronger and stronger force sensitivity, and power (supposedly) leads to the dark side
>>63687767
marrying a Jedi would be a huge conflict of interest
>>63687716
Romantic love leads to the dark side because they attach themselves to a person that they would do anything for. Point in case: Anakin
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ll-encompassing love is encouraged by the Jedi.
>>63688313
It's the attachment that comes with love that they were worried about.
And it's not like their fear was unfounded, 2 of the women in his life when their lives were in danger he ignored his responsibilities and murdered people.
>>63688313
It's literally what they say love does to Jedi in OT and prequels.
No evidence for your argument in either of those.
>>63688313
So you don't remember yoda bitching about luke wanting to go help is friends in empire?
>>63687744
That's a shame...
>>63688242
and it didn't fucking work, did it? they wound up happily doing the bidding of a fucking sith lord who had given them a war they could play general in until they were no longer useful, and then their connection to the force had deteriorated so much that they were easily taken out by stormtroopers
>>63688630
Sheev was the apprentice of one of the most powerful Sith of all time, who taught him extremely powerful Sith Alchemy and Magic.
No shit Sheev was able to decieve everyone except for Yoda.
>>63688704
had to google sheev for a second lol. why do you guys call him by his first name? anyway, um in case you didn't know it was jar jar who was the sith master and more powerful than "sheev." pretty shocking stuff i know haha. you should look up the youtube video about it. it's pretty much definitive proof.
>>63688771
I-is this b8's final form, or an honest post.
I simply can't tell.
>>63688704
Yoda was deceived up until Anakin literally started murdering kids
Reminder that in episode I, the Force was literally screaming at Yoda "DO NOT TRAIN ANAKIN YOU LITTLE GREEN SHIT, RUINATION AND DESPAIR WILL BEFALL YOU" and at first Yoda trusted his feelings but at the end he felt bad for Obi-Wan and decided to make an exception to the whole "trusting his feelings" thing and look what happened!
the jedi order were arrogant fucks and they were bad at jedi-ing.
>>63688823
It's not b8, its bb8
>>63687767
That's why it's science fiction.
>>63688930
this is why i come here. you can't get this kind of cleverness anywhere else lmao.
Because the writing is garbage and George Lucas needed to shoehorn in elements to get Anikin to go from normal angsty teenager to child murderer
>>63688901
No.
Yoda mentions frequently that he feels a mind cloud, and that something sinister is going on but he doesn't have the time to investigate it.
They're called Jedi "KNIGHTS" because they are Arthurian knights who follow the code of True Christian Knights
Chastity was one of those codes
>>63687716
>Why is this order of warrior monks celibate
>>63689309
>Christian Knights
>Believe in Taoist, Hindu, and Buddhist concepts
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>>63689336
Pretty sure all those required celibacy from their monks as well.
>>63687716
They're not allowed to love because Hershlag is MINE.
>>63689336
What "taoist, Hindu and Buddhist concepts" are in Star Wars?
It's a mythical universe, there are no Earthly religions. The Jedi "KNIGHTS" (literally Knights, not samurais, not ninjas) who follow a code of chivalry are heavily based on European knights
Because that's probably the only type of warrior Georgie knew
>not just pulling a Bindo
Everybody's stupid in Star Wars except a few EU characters.
>>63689411
Those are where George drew his concepts from while writing the story. He also considers himself a Buddhist.
Jedi are clearly based on Samurai because of the obvious Kendo and Karate uniform influences combined with heavily Zen Buddhist ideology.
George is a virgin and was projecting his r9k-tier beliefs into Star Wars.
>>63689480
Everyone is an asshole except pic related.
Literally the only guy who gets shit done in the entire galaxy.
>>63689411
>Star Wars is heavily influenced by the Hidden Fortress
>A movie about Samurai
Gee, I wonder where George got the idea for Zen-like warriors wearing psuedo-japanese clothing?
>>63687796
Underratet
>moderately phallus like
top kek
>>63689299
Yes, too busy playing general on behalf of a sith lord
>>63689411
>What "taoist, Hindu and Buddhist concepts" are in Star Wars?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prana
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qi
"Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."
>>63687716
Because Star Wars is gay as fuck.
Good guys have little boy students, aren't allowed to fuck.
Bad guys, fuck chicks and wear all black.
>>63689407
desu
He literally says in the fucking movie that love is encouraged but passion is forbidden.
I fucking hate you sometimes /tv/
The point is that despite them being the good guys, their teachings are flawed and are why Anakin turns to the dark side. Anakin falls to the dark side only because the Jedi forbid love and is subsequently redeemed by the very thing that was forbiddenit's like POTTERY
>>63687716
>Why weren't they allowed to love? Does loving someone really lead a Jedi to the darkside? How does anyone get born?
Loving someone doesn't lead to the dark side but losing a loved ones might.
>>63689859
And this was actually reference in the EU when Luke rebuilds the Jedi order and allows love and marriage. But that's all trash now so whatever.
>>63687716
It's all to do with the Buddhist philosophy of the Jedi. A Jedi is supposed to accept that people die, and accept loss. It doesn't sound good for self-preservation, but it's very much a go with the flow kind of thing. If you die, then so be it. There is only the Force. If your friends die, then so be it. There is only the Force.
Obviously, this is tougher to do when it's your waifu dying.
>>63689309
>nigger in the painting
the bitch in the net got BLACKED for sure
>>63689920
That's actually the Taoist idea of Wu Wei.
Buddhists don't go with the flow, they want to escape it.
>>63687796
best post this week
>>63689336
What the fuck do you think Christianity is? Its Judaism with Eastern philosophy mixed in...
>>63687716
she was like 3x his age
>>63687716
Because being in love is bad for Jedi.
Anakin was so scared of losing Padme that he did everything he could to save her, even drop to the dark side. Love leads to fear, fear leads to darkness.
