So the consensus is it's good but not that good?
>>63682987
I haven't seen it, but that would sure be in line with everything else JJ has ever done
>>63682987
That's the consensus for RotJ, and I think it's hype as fuck.
While, say, Memento is considered a modern classic and I think it's faggot shit for redditors.
My point is, just wait until you can form your own opinion.
More like it's shit but not that shit.
>>63682987
mediocre is JJ's thing
>>63682987
I only care about Mike's opinion
It has poetry, just not enough poetry.
>>63683085
>my point is I'm worthless and have nothing to add
Holy shit you're such trash just kill yourself.
The consensus is it's LOST:The Movie. Also, please buy all these toys and swag and when you go to Disney world make sure to hit the ride.
Awkward dialogue, bloodless, non gory fights. LOUD JW music to remind you where you are. Shit practical effects, should have done more 3D. Ugly new main characters.
>>63683219
Practical effects are 3D too
>>63683346
They're not made inside a computer so they're not 3D.
His movies are polished and never a glaring mistake, but they never take that next step
>>63683085
Nice parody post senpai
>>63682987
The consensus for old fans is going to be that is it a loud, emotionally uneven remake of IV and will remembered for nothing butkilling off Han Soloand for the new fans the final note will be that it was a loud, emotionally uneven 2 hour trailer for Episode VIII
>>63683426
So Episode VIII is where it'll all go down, then?
>>63683409
INTERIOR
Studio executive office.
ASS PROD, a closeted heterosexual mid-level studio exec is about to pitch his next thing to the BOSS, but he has a decision to make.
"We have the rights to this huge tentpole, and a script is done. It's going to sell itself to the baked in fanbase, we just need a cat-wrangling camera pointer who won't sass back and won't screw it up. Who comes to mind?"
BOSS
"Well,. duh."
>>63683533
No, that one will just be a two hour trailer for Episode IX. That's where it will all go down.
Great, now I´m fucking worried. I was gonna watch that in two days. But now that I know about Han I´m bummed.
>>63683219
Do they have to go back, kate?
FRIENDLY REMINDER to downvote the movie into oblivion on all major review sites. spread this!
>>63683533
yeah bro they are just saving all the really great ideas for when the setup is done lol :^)
>>63683426
>>63683533
>>63683534
>>63683558
Based on this, I'm more looking forward to Rogue One. It looks like it'll have a more unique, creator-driven style than the main films.
>>63683090
Underrated post
>>63683558
>>63683533
>implying the first sequel trilogy won't just be advertisements for the second sequel trilogy.
>also spinoff movies!
>STAR WARS CINEMATIC UNIVERSE HERE WE GO!!pls flop
>>63683576
>was going to watch
Lmao senpai if you don't have tickets yet most theatres are booked for the next two weeks
>>63683653
Every theater near me only has one show sold out.
>>63683614
isn't it already going into production?
why do you assume there is a rich untapped seam of possible stories in the Star Wars universe that couldn't have already been done to death in every other sci-fi universe?
the most refreshing thing you can hope for out of any of the new movies is that some of the new character writing will be decent.
Revenge of the Sith was marketed as being better because of being "darker". Rogue One is going to be the same, slightly edgier pitch to try to get credibility back.
>>63683653
You really believe that faggot?
>>63683652
It won't need to flop. They are going to saturate it to death. When Luke goes to jedi heaven at the end of IX, it's over.
>>63682987
It's impotent and unoriginal, might as well have been one of the million other capeshit flicks.
Nobody has paid to watch it yet. Wait for some honest opinions.
>>63683704
I thought RotS was marketed as just "not as godawful as AotC."
>>63683534
That's basically the MCU
>>63683770
Nolan batman was great you tool
>>63683652
This excited feeling you have for a new Star Wars movie for the first time in a decade?
You'll never have it again as a new movie is churned out year on year.
>>63683824
>it ain't me starts playing
>>63683816
Yeah. And Star Trek Troopers. And Star Weres. Hollywood has like 90 projects in the next year that are either reboots, remakes, or sequels.
>>63683877
u wot? I'm just a casual fan m6
>>63683877
>all he knows now are memes
I truly feel sorry for people like you that can't handle your memes.
>>63683653
I can get a ticket now for opening day you dumb piece of shit.
WE WUZ TROOPERS AND SHIZ
>>63683653
No they're not. There's literally a showing at like every hour in most theaters here. I haven't seen a single one sold out.
>>63683824
Best Batman coming through, out of the way faggots and redditors
>>63684157
Didn't age well.
>>63684190
You didn't age well
I'd love to be proven wrong and get a classic Star Wars film. But is there a shred of evidence to
suggest it will be a classic?
The trailer? There were some neat shots, but lots of shitty films had exciting trailers. Phantom
Menace immediately springs to mind.
The writers? JJ has never written a truly great script. I'd argue the closest he came was the
breddy gud script for "Regarding Henry", but that was flukey and happened decades ago.
Kasdan wrote two classic films, Empire and Raiders, but he's been in deep freeze (or a Big Chill,
as it were) for decades. The last project he worked on was a Diane Keaton weepy flop called
"Darling Companion".
The director? Again, JJ has done nothing new, inventive, or enduring in his career. His films
have a fun pace and lots of kinetic energy, but they're merely above average for an action
director. He doesn't seem to have the genius eye of Spielberg or the imagination of young Lucas.
All in all, you're basing your prediction on nothing more than hope. Which is okay I guess,
because I'm hoping too... But I don't expect anything other than a nostalgic, fast-paced romp
through the Star Wars universe.
If you're hoping for the magic discovery of A New Hope or the spiritual depth of Empire, I'm
afraid you're likely to be disappointed.
Just go in hoping for fun, which is what I'm hoping we get after the dreary death march that was
the prequel era.
>>63683739
Yeah right - they're bring him back as a force ghost to teach Rey's mixed kid.
>>63682987
Please give me some spoilerinos, lads
SJW and niggers will call this the best SW movie ever and it will be a forced classic. Nigger gets the white girl, white girl is the main character hero who beats down the evil white man.
It's original trilogy sjw interracial edition
>>63682987
that's code for it's shit
>>63684470
I thought jedis aren't allowed to love.
>>63684510
they'll make a special exception
>>63683402
do you know what 3D means you stupid faggot?
>video game developers want to make movies
>movie producers want to make comic books
>comic book writers want to make television shows
>TV producers want to make video games
How did it all end up so backwards?
>>63683402
practical effects not being good its useless. Its as if people just get boners for the sole fact of there being practical effects.
Guess what, they look like total shit in this movie.
>>63684510
nigger isnt jedi he just finds a lightsaber, luke stops training jedi because nephew kills his trainees and goes into hiding
>>63684510
After the original order got destroyed that all got thrown out the window.
>>63683842
only faggots get excited for kids movies
>>63683842
the "pls flop" should have indicated sarcasm to you.
>>63684588
Is that a real spoiler, or are you just guessing?
>>63683842
We need to fill the superhero universe hole that is going to flop sooner or later with something, SW is not a bad choice
>>63684663
The real spoilers are out, check it yourself if you really want to know.
It's a good movie, but it's a bad Star Wars movie.
Just like his Star Trek movie.
>>63684788
those were fucking awful
>>63684788
This makes no sense, if it's trying to be a Star Wars movie and it falls short of that isn't it a bad movie? Same goes for those Star Trek movies.
>>63684788
There are more bad Star Wars movie that there are good ones.
Is it true that the new movie is race-mixing cultural marxist/SJW trash?
Reminder that JJs Star Trek movie has a 95% on Rotten Tomatoes. It's really gud and not bland at all, guys
>>63685013
>cultural marxist
Me on the left you on the right
>>63682987
On Rotten Tomatoes and iMDB maybe. Here? It's a fucking atrocity brought to you by the guy responsible for destroying Star Trek.
You poor, sad fucks. Earn a nickle sucking dick, and put it towards buying a new razor to slit your throats with.
Thank the maker.
>>63685633
>revived an old and abandonned series
>destroy
think again
>>63684190
>puns
>not the hottest meme of twenty-fifteen
Frostman is the ultimate dad
>>63683558
>implying Episode XI won't be a 2 part movie
Newfag spotted
>>63685900
>old
There wasn't even a decade between the last Trek series and the first Abrams movie you autist
>>63686016
Le Reddit has seen it. Fortunately another site has compiled all the relevant posts:
http://millenniumfalcon.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=2015&t=9824
>>63683219
You forgot pointless overuse of lens flare.
>>63683205
Life is nothing. We're all killing time until we're a pile of sludge forever. Being a miserable curmudgeon in your younger years sounds like the way to go, though. Good luck with that.
>>63686158
Non-stop for 20 years and then dead.
You should be grateful Abrams revived it.
>>63686196
I hope those spoilers are untrue because it sounds awful.Really? Rey can suddenly do all these things with the force? Really? Even Anakin, with all his midichlorians had to have training
>>63686402
It's true, all of it.
>>63686308
>properties should go on forever
U r smart
>>63687439
>what are sports
>>63682987
So after some time goes by it'll be irredeemable shit, right?
>>63683402
you must be 18 to post here
>>63687461
>scripted television shows are the same as sports
Wew lad
>>63682987
The prequels are better.
>>63688311
>sports
>not scripted
LMAO
>>63683606
>FRIENDLY REMINDER
>spread this!
Jesus fuck the autism hurts
>>63683724
>>63683935
>>63684044
Every theater within 50 miles of me is sold out for the first 4 days
>>63684285
Is this pasta? I think I've seen it before?
If so, poster was a wizard. That pretty much sums up exactly what kind of movie we were always going to get from Disney and Jew Jew.
>>63684721
where are the 'real' spoilers?
>>63686444
You. Yes, smartass, you. GTFO.
