What is wrong with DUDE WEED LMAO?
This movie had the whole cinema in hysterics including myself. Why don't you guys like fun?
>>63681231
/tv/'s full of contrarian retards that, despite wanting to be independent of what's cool, only like what a message board tells them to.
Superiority complexes and manchild egos
>>63681231
It's wrong if that is the only joke they have to fall back on. In moderation it's not that bad.
>>63681231
DUDE, JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF AND ENJOY!! HAHAHA
>>63681231
I laughed a couple times (James Franco had me fucking rolling) but it should have ended with them taking Michael Shannon's car.
>Tfw at the cinema on my own about to watch bridge of spies but I'm gonna DUDE LMAO after and reflect on the cinematography, themes and characters
>>63681341
You know what you are going to see if you buy a ticket to this film. Why wouldn't you turn your brain off faggot
>>63681231
Rogen sucks, and Franco is a fag.
Craig Robinson and Danny McBride are the only funny ones in any of their films, and they aren't in this one, so...
>>63681231
This movie was intentionally offensive towards Christians. Fuck that slimy kike.
>>63682295
>unironically being a reverse SJW
>>63682381
>being an SJW accusing normal people of being a reverse SJW
>>63682456
>us normal people ALL believe in the war on christmas
>>63681266
>manchild
kill yourself if you think that's an word that people over 18 use
>>63682295
>>63682295
Jesus would forgive them.
Then smoke a blunt with them.
Like the sexless bitter neo puritans they are pol neckbeards get triggered by any movie with fun and friendship
Movie was ok. Nothing special.
Only thing that got me was when that dude just got his wings and flew up.
>>63683813
>watered down "do anything you want" american christianity
it's called blasphemy, heretic.
>>63683895
Yeah Michael Shannon was one of the few good things about it
I love these movies but this movie was pretty bland and boring and I went to see it stoned which makes me like everything but even that couldn't help me like this movie
JGL is a huge bitch and everything he says comes off as whiny as fuck
Michael Shannon and James Franco were pretty good, though
/tv/ hates fun
I've seen lot of people IRL calling Reth Rogen "the Charles Chaplin of our age"
>Middle aged men whose entire shtick revolves around "lol I smoke weed!"
Yeah, it's pretty sad to be fair.
>>63684318
>>Middle aged men
They're in their early thirties not quite middle aged
>>63685088
>Seth Rogen was 25 when he made Superbad
Damn, he looked at least 35
>desecrating a church is funny
>dude weed lmao
It's like they want us to hate Jews
Narrator: In fourteen hundred ninety-two. Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
A ship batters against the storm. The crew calls for the captain.
Narrator: But what you didn’t know, is that he brought a lot… of green.
Paper Planes starts playing
The captain’s door swing open, releasing a column of smoke. A figure stumbles through the haze coughing.
Seth Rogan as Christopher Colombus
Rogan: I’m telling you, the world is round!
Melissa McCarthy as Queen Isabella
McCarthy: Listen, I am round. The world is not!
Jay Baruchel as King Ferdinand II
Baruchel: (passes joint) You know… I might just be high enough to believe that.
Michael Cera as Montezuma
Fully nude and drenched in blood, Michael Cera sprints through the jungle
In a clearing, Rogan is smoking a joint with James Franco (playing himself). Franco raises his hands and Cera slices off his fingers and the joint.
Rogan and Franco make eye contact and scream as blood gushes from Franco’s hand
Colombus Day (All vowels are pot leaves)
Music Stops
Franco is dodging Cera’s knife while Rogan fumbles around in the mud
Rogan: I can’t find your fingers dude!
Franco: Forget the fingers! (dodges swing) Save the joint!
October 2016
