>When you want quips but can't afford Joss Whedon
>when you want Patrick Swayze but he's dead
>>63678804
B-but Iron Man 3 was funnier than anything Joss has done
Shane gets dialogue and humour.
>>63679176
so you're saying IM3 was better than Avengers?
>>63679284
Both aren't good, but iron man 3 sucks ass
>>63679085
You take that back
>>63679284
Yeah. Story wise it's not terribly great but I laughed more during IM3 than Avengers one or two.
>when you want the Titanic audience but imdb.com is down
>when you want to make a godzilla movie but your director is an idiot
>>63679303
IM3 is incredibly underrated.
the big dumb action ending was mediocre (especially when Tony starts quipping right after he sees Pepper die and it's supposed to be emotional), but the film actually did interesting things.
the twist was genuinely unpredictable, the dialogue was good, we saw Tony have to survive by himself, the dynamic between him and the kid was great, and the way the suits were used was cool, especially that scene where Tony was tied up.
>When you want the Bill Burr crowd but he can't act
>>63679085
kill yourself
>>63679284
both are equally shit
>I want someone who is always making a duckface, who speaks in a soft voice barely above a whisper, and who has a really weird fucked up nose
>I got you.
>the script calls for a white guy
>>63679284
I'll say it, it's better than Avengers, though it's not a great movie
>>63679838
it IS better than avengers. it just feels different, in a good way.
>>63678804
>>63679085
I don't get this bait. The joke is that you have terrible taste?
>When you want Robert Downey Jr, but can't afford an apple box.
>>63678804
>tfw new Shane Black flick soon
feels good. I think he's also working on a new Predator movie.
>when Jeff Daniels is asking for too much money
>>63680162
he looks more like budget Bardem than discount Downey
>>63679303
Only buttmad nerds who get triggered by muh Mandarin don't like IM3
>we need someone whose forehead makes up half of his face
>i know just the man
>When you want that fine balance between Christopher Nolan and Val Kilmer
>when you need some cheap uncanny valley's shit
>>63680984
is that photoshopped?
>>63680584
>implying I knew who the mandarin even was of cared about the comics
I didn't even know he was chinese, but the twist caused a tonal shift from fairly serious to outright goofball. Gtfo
>>63680584
>argues about which capeshit is better
>calls other people buttmad nerds
>when you want a black guy in your movie, but you don't want anyone to know he's black
>>63681160
the film maintained a pretty consistent tone throughout the film. just because a film has both comedy and drama doesn't mean it is ''changing'' tone.
>>63681046
You don't know Vincent ?
Marfan syndrome
https://youtu.be/6oSfVSROjdk
>>63681191
>When you're making a porno and you want that Vin Diesel audience
>>63681293
I've seen him in a few movies here and there but I've never looked at him closely. Never knew he had a condition.
>>63681174
>posting le ebin gay libertarian man
>le capeshit xD
>>63682032
>he takes a reaction image as something deeper than what it is
>can't handle capeshit being called capeshit
Yeah it's actually you who's the buttmad nerd
>>63682207
it's a meaningless term that simpletons mistake for actual criticism. saying that something is ''capeshit'' doesn't mean anything other than ''This is a superhero film and I don't like superhero films.''
When you want The Penguin, but all they have is Bane.
>When you want Fincher to make another 10/10 film but he's asking too much
>when you need a dramatic japanese man who can speak good english
>>63682484
he did a fine job with the Jobs movie.
>When a live gorilla is too dangerous and a CGI gorilla is too expensive
>>63682327
>simpletons
I bet you drown in pussy
>>63683190
god Xander got manly as fuck
>>63683190
good comeback, simpleton :)
>when you can't afford gal gadot, yet hope her crazy eyes won't scare people off
>>63683228
>>63683383
lol pretty good
>>63683326
>When you need a roastie
>>63683539
roasties are god-tier though.
>>63683326
>when you want a demon but can't afford a summoner
>>63679377
kek
