>And the fate of the world is in his... paws?
>embarassed dog covers face with paw
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
>bow wow yippie yo yippie yay
>montage of chaotic scenes set to Ode to Joy
>COMING TO A KENNEL NEAR YOU
You forgot the record scratch
THIS SUMMER
RAISE THE WOOF
>>63674005
*record scratch and character gets hit*
I hated the girl with the dragon tattoo also
>This summer...
>Get ready...
>For...
>The PURRRFECT family MEOWVIE
>Meow the Jewels comes on
>Cats evading frying pans thrown by angry chef
>Cats with ski mask burglarising mansions full of triplasers.
>cats using claws to cut through window glass
>cats using superior intellect to outmanoeuvre german shepherd security dog
>cats with high-tech lair hidden in granny's house
>KITTY KITTY BANG BANG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEgoBOZ9cug
>This summer...
>somber shots of secret agent on a mission with a tuxedo and silenced pistol
>get ready for some monkey business!
>*record scratch as the secret agent slips on a banana peel and a chimpanzee in a tuxedo turns around the corner*
>"What the heck is this?"
>"He's your new partner!"
>Shot of the monkey giving a toothy smile
>it ain't chimpanzee starts playing
>shots of the monkey doing karate stances against henchmen, evading gunfire along with secret agent, and using a laser beam from a pen to cut through security glass
>Move over, capeshit...
>Bad guys throw a flashbang at the secret agent and the monkey
>Monkey puts its hands over its eyes grinning
>Apeshit's back in town!
>Title card appears: Dunstons are Forever
>>63674433
stahp tv please
>>63674780
No, you will embrace this meme, you WILL enjoy this meme
>>63674780
Redditor pls.
Rob Schneider is....a CARROT?!
>critic review on the poster
>TWO PAWS WAY UP
>>63674005
Alternate version
>And the fate of the world is in his... paws?
>cut to movie's villain saying "vat?"
>cut to dog's owner/head of secret organization saying "hoo boy"
>>63674714
>Dunstons Are Forever
Holy shit I choked on my lunch
THE FUR
WILL FLY
IN THIS HAIR RAISING ADVENTURE THAT'LL MAKE YOUR TAIL WAG NON STOP!
STARRING
BRENDAN FRASER
>/tv/ memes is evolving past absurdity and beyond
>>63676873
"HIS BARK IS WORSE THAN HIS BITE, BY THAT I MEAN HIS BREATH SMELLS"
>>63674714
Sounds like Sacha Baron Cohen's new movie
>>63674714
lost it at it ain't chimpanzee
>>63674433
Someone post the Seth Rogan Columbus copypasta please
>>63674714
>it ain't chimpanzee starts playing
>>63679250
>>63679742
100/10
>He was never cool
>nerdy looking kid being tripped by a bully, glasses all disheveled
>He was never good with women
>same guy years later nervously trying to ask a girl out but tripping or something
>And he never had the right attitude
>clip of dialogue with nerdy guy talking with nerdy but encouraging friend about how he'd rather do something nerdy than go out and party
>But this summer, [main character's first and last name] will transform
>slow pan up from shoes to head, of a totally newly dressed "cool" looking nerdy guy
>Into [name of movie]
>WELL YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK
bump. i like dis thread pham
>>63679742
Top kek
>>63679742
I fucking hate you people
>"This holiday pea-son"
>shot of man in santa costume using a urinal
>""Ur in" for a real treat"
>cut to santa's satisfied face as he zips up
>"With a never-ending stream of laughs"
>Santa rubs his hands under the water for a second, then throws open the bathroom door
>We see that he is in a mall
>Santa walks past a line of waist-high children and pauses for a moment in front of his throne
>the holiday tune is interrupted by a record scratch
>the camera pans down, and we see a dark streak running from santa's crotch down his thigh
>"Just don't eat the yellow snow."
>"it ain't pee" starts playing
>Santa sits down and says, "Now who wants to be the first to sit on Santa's lap?"
>"Liam Neeson stars in: Tinkle All The Way"
>"Opens Christmas Day"
>>63682503
>post titlecard shot of R Kelly in an elf costume mumbling
"Not this shit again"
>>63676920
BUZZ?
>>63674714
>it ain't chimpanzee
>>63679742
I would unironically watch this
This is /tv/'s best meme
