Hey guys! Dick bush here. I direct scenes for Brazzers in the UK. I'm writing a scene called MEME LOVER! With Danny as the son of Bane!
All the dialogue will be littered with popular memes etc. Just wondered if you guys had any favourites you thought would be great in a porn scene! Other than being a BIG GUY FOR YOU!
Let me know!
i dont believe u
>>63673906
What did he mean by this?
>a bowl full of eggs
Timestamp, Pic and a code for free Brazzers videos.
Do it.
my hands are a little dirty
Was it autism?
SKARCH
>>63673906
quentin tarantino foot fetish parody a la UNO FARTO 3:17
>>63673906
It should be pee fucking feels guy who's actually a girl in painted face with sad expression
Pepe should poop on her at some point
>>63673906
based sheev should be included.
>>63673964
this
make sure the girl screams out "JUST" over and over
put uno farto @ 3:17
>>63673991
This. I'd recommend a subtle use of the meme, i.e. Simply a fart at 3:17. Maybe followed by "it's a black male thing"
>>63673906
print out a picture of JUST brendan (the original just fuck my shit up shoop), frame it, and have it be in the background, but always visible.
>>63673906
Danny talking to his bitch about his plan to take down batman:
>"and then, when I've successfully infiltrated his private party, that's when I make my move... I seduce him!"
>"But Danny..." the girl says, "Bruce isn't gay, he's very straight"
>"What's your point?"
>"You're a dude?"
>"Haha, that's an easy to make, but super offensive mistake there. You see, I'm a women"
>"But you have a dick"
>"It's a feminine penis"
>"... Does this mean we can have lesbian sex together?"
>"OF COURSH"
This is my Twitter @dickbush
Now this is pod racing!
>>63674134
>it's real
rev up those dank memes
>https://twitter.com/dickbush/status/676806174205964288
>its real
We really really need /pol/ to save us or the cunnyfags at this rate
So it's treason then?
>Dick Bush lives in Kent.
Can I be in a porn? I want /tv/ to see my penis.
>black guy says "HOL UP"
>bonus-points if *smacks lips profusely*
there should be at least one feminine penis
>>63674131
jesus christ kill yourself
>>63674187
Good job writing a Bane scene 4 years too late ya fuck
>>63674117
>>63673991
it has to happen all of a suddaaa..
im gay
>>63674131
now people
now this
this is what I call
autism
please make a plot that takes place in a movie theater that includes:
- theater has no singles policy (cant go to the movies alone)
- theater showers
- crab legs/spaghetti as a concession (no popcorn)
- falconry in the theater
- wearing a cape
what am i missing guys?
make it c.uckold porn, featuring my wife's son
>>63674312
oh - discussion as to whether the movie that the characters are going to see is a flick, a film, or a movie
>>63673906
When the man gets home he should find his woman having a swift wank without him. He's sticks his head round the door and says 'It's treason then?' before screaming 'RAWWAARRGGHH' and spinning through the air, his clothes flying off of him as he lands on the bed.
As the man ejaculates on to the woman's face I want him to scream 'UNLIMITED POWERRRR' and his face gets all wrinkly and lumpy.
I hope you have a decent FX budget.
uno farto @3:17
a vincepost
we need a louis ck impersonator
>BIG
>>63673906
dumb frogposter
>>63673906
Make it about some nerd ordering an escort.
The nerd will frequently mention /tv/ memes
>>63674187
yep. starting today I'll try to be the most disgusting person possible
you should do the same /tv/
no more dank memes
lets put a fedora on and go for the most edginess insults to morality
Penis inspection day.
Pod Racing. Just. And a fart at 3:17... all going in the script!
Keep suggestions coming.Best lines to use from TDKR?
>>63673906
Make it a scene where the Masketta man and his friends visit doctor Pavel at a nursery
How come other boards get guys like Doug TenAppel and all /tv/ gets is Max Landis and porn directors?
>>63674397
"And you think that gives you power over me?"
JUST
>>63673906
Film it in the style of terrence malick with lots of voice overs and shots of grass.
hey dong bush
don't listen to swaglord
hes a f**king r*tard and not part of /tv/ meme culture
>>63673906
I recommend killing yourself before jamal does
Based Dick Bush does it again
>>63674397
>Best lines to use from TDKR?
they're all good
>>63674397
somebody get this hothead outta here
Dick Bush vs Speed Weed
>>63674397
>Best lines to use from TDKR?
"None of you kids would last a day in the skarch"
>>63674420
>>63674397
This one I'd actually be for. If you can somehow get one of your guys to recreate this haircut and make a Brendan Fraser reference /tv/ would be the cool kids on the block again.
>>63674397
>This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!!
Also give the man CIA's outfit and make him do the power stance.
I didn't go to cock sucking school. I went to cock sucking
OH IT SHOWS
Dude, I almost had you.
Danny has to do the power stance
>>63673906
Can you write something featuring younger girls? Everyone is so fucking old in porn these days. Color Climax was the apex of porn industry. Something like a guy asks a girl "how old are you?" and she responds "i'm a small girl, for you", then he pulls out his dick and she says "you're a BIG guy mister".
>>63674397
Call someone a hothead.
>>63674397
Refer to the penis as a "Hothead"
>>63674397
He has no style, he has no grace, this big guy has a funny face! Huh!
>>63674397
TORETTO
>>63674397
What about shia posting?
Now Tayne i can get into
CIA clothes + power stance
Try to at least include the meme creation that is the "no singles policy"
>>63674418
shitty mainstream board now
>>63674397
set the movie in vietnam and you have to play the song "Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival just as penetration begins to happen
>>63674397
>Fem looks at males cock ring
>'If I pull that off will you die?
>'It will be extremely painful'
>'You're a big guy'
>'It's a black male thing'
>Uno farto on soundtrack
S H E E V
>>63673964
you have to eat all these eggs
>>63674498
CIA Power Stance... confirmed.
>porn starts
>it aint me starts playingthey cant afford the license
>>63674478
This
>>63674397
Go to the North. Meet with the Dunedain. There is a young Ranger among them. His father, Arathorn, was a good man. His son may grow to be a great one. He is known in the wild as Strider. His true name, you must discover for yourself.
Your mother loved you.
>>63674418
>implying that doug tenappel has the same level of popularity as an actor
you are fucking retarded if you expect a relevant actor to show up in here publicly.
>>63674567
Very nice. I very much look forward to the idea of regular people watching and having absolutely no fucking clue what's going on.
>>63673906
timestamp or gtfo
>https://twitter.com/dickbush/status/653531224598802432
Over the entiriety of the sex scene have the woman telling an incredibly long winded 'did I ever tell you about... he was a good friend' story.
>>63674596
Why did you just assume I was comparing Doug TenAppel to actors?
James Deen drinks and stinks
>>63674601
that already happened with SW prequels apologists senpai.
>>63674397
>acting in a porno
>it ain't me starts playing
>>63674523 Ha! Yes! It's going in!
>>63674312
You're missing TDRK playing as the movie.
I'm pretty sure a Doug Walker or James Rolfe cameo would be affordable
Include a fat guy named Dan
Every character calls him by a different nickname that rhymes with his name
>>63674654
Will there be NUDE TAYNE?
>>63673906
ALRIGHT YOU KEKS, HERE'S THE NECESSITIES
>Man dressed as CIA
>Woman is Sheev
>The dialogue is a mix of the office arrest scene in ROTS and the Plane scene
>Brendan Poster in the background (JUST original)
>At 3:00 minutes, the guy pulls out and starts getting frustrated. Finally, at about 3:15 says "nah, I'm not gonna do it"
>At 3:17, uno farto
The rest writes itself
>>63674651
definitely this, but it has to be a cuk scene
>>63674626
Love it!!!
>>63674662
>Danny D is cucking Rolfe.
>>63674632
Because you expect someone relevant to tv, as is tenappel to video games. Only thing you forget is that a video game maker isn't as hard to find as a famous actor or a producer. They are not on the same level of publicity.
>>63674654
Please make a character refer to a woman's vagina as "cunny"
>>63673906
It should be about a guy named Pepe fucking a guy named Wojaks gf.
>>63674681
this
kuckolding is non-negotiable
Was cumming on my face part of your plan?
>Find an actor that looks like pic related
>have him rant about white race in a room while a black guy fucks his wife
>winrar
>>63674731
>in a room
why not set it in the inter-racial breeding grounds?
>>63674418
Look at his tweetornet account. This guy is clearly from /co/
>Black guy saying "Hol up"
>"JUST"
>"It's treason, then"
>It aint me needs to play.
>All of the sudaaaa
>>63674397
Have the guy say "your mother loved you" after he cums on the girls face
Bring this guy back for a cameo. Also have the actors say "t/b/h f/a/m"
>>63673906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHlI3AKWRwE
Utilize this, it's a gold mine for the greatest /tv/ memes
Also,
AT THE END OF THE PORN, stand on the couch, girl ready for facial. Before cumshot, say "IT'S OVER, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND". She tries to getup. You say "DON'T TRY IT'.
She goes for it anyway and gets a facial.
>>63674397
based Rocco must be included somehow. here are some choice quotes from him.
>it'z only smellz
>plsss, make me nasty…make me nasty, I luvva nasty, cmon…Ima nasty boy
>plis dun crie
>u test ur ass?
>ooo yeah, vy do u make my deek so hard?
>u r so fuckin pretty to me ahhh…beautiful…beautiful to me ahhh
>don’t take off now because I enjoy too much!
>it’s naht bloody, but it’s a little broken…
>u like when Rocco phuck u, velly strung?
>u take all the way inside bitch…
>vat is going on…with u…ahhh so much make me cum…
>imagine ur father if he see dis movie
>this is really incredible nasty…
>you shud not hiv told me ur father wash my porno
>ooo, wrung hole...niccce
He is a fucking legend!
Have Danny say this during sex
IF I SUCK OFF THAT DUCK, WILL YOU CUM
IT WOULD BE EXTREMLY JOYFULL
FOR YOU
>>63674397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
background music
Make one called THE TRUMP STUMP
And its about donald trumps dick being the exact size of a soda can (they should actually compare it in the scene)
And everytime he fucks a chick he scream CANT STUMP THE TRUMP over and over until she cums and yells IM VOTING FOR DADDY DONALD
>>63674808
Bestiality is illegal.
Have a female actress refer to a males penis as being 'like an evian bottle'
>>63674805
>Girl: I can't fit that in! It's impossible!
>Danny: No, it's necessary.
Have the girl tell the guy his dick is the size of an Evian bottle.
That's a big cock
FOR YOU
>>63674858
>>63674868
>>63674397
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
You should put the arnold copypasta in, that would be the greatest shit ever
>imagine...
can /tv/ get an Creative Consultant credit?
"don't download my film for free please"
>>63674793
If you're going to include pornstars you need the black guy who wears knee pads.
Have them break the tension by having one of them ask "do you enjoy the films of wes anderson?"
>>63673906
I'd prefer if you played Brendan Frasier getting hit shit fucked up by his wife
>>63674782
This is gold!
>>63673906
>fat guy in the corner laughing to himself
>danny asks why he's laughing
>"DUDE, WEED LMAOO!"
REQUEST
Can you make sure that new scenes from now on feature more occurrences of the guy spitting in the girls mouth?
I really really like it.
>>63674793
include pic related. put it on the table like the Manuel pic in that one scene.
>>63674886
>>63674888
Hivemind & triples...
DO IT !!!
When changing sex positions the girl should say 'get this hothead outta here' as Danny removes his penis
>>63674782
Agreed, add the high ground in some capacity.
mid sex danny should shout UNLIMITED POOOOOOOOOWEEEEERRR
OR PERHAPS SHE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SHOOT HIS LOAD
BEFORE KISSING HER ON THE LIPS
>>63674397
>porn scene starts
>It ain't me starts playing
just have allstar by smashmouth playing really quietly in the backgroundfor added points, make it banestar
>>63675027
kekekekekek
this has to happen
Just do an interracial c uckolding scene at the interracial breeding grounds and a Louis CK lookalike is the c.u.ck
I drive
>girl pulls out guys cock
>looks like meat's back on the menu
It's anal then...
ARGRGHRHRGHRGHRGHGH
>main character keeps telling people how mad he gets when he finds out people are attracted to fridges
>frequently stares at fridges with malcontent
But yeah, watch the plane scene from the dark knight rises and base it around that
add in other memes and different things where you can
>>63673906
You have to have the greatest meme characters in /tv/'s history:
- CIA
- BANE?
- Sheev
- Brendan
- Quentin
- Louis
>>63675097
i'll be very disappointed if the scene doesn't take place on a plane
I hope all your actors are good sports about saying all these memes. Though I suppose if they wanna get paid they'll go along with it.
who will starr in the scene besides Danny?
Dress some guy up like Tarantino in that paparazzi video, with the black parka and a steaming hot cup of coffee in his hand. Have him walk in on his wife getting fucked and then he'll do the lines.
>What's going on here?
>Mmmhmmm
>>63674440
That webm is mezmerizing.
>>63675092
>spins dick into ass while yelling
>>63675083
this
>>63673906
Are you the porn critic?
>girl has fake tits
>Dany stares at them saying "How is it possible? Looks realer than real life"
>>63675083
yesssssssss
>Danny cums and yells 'WITNESS ME'
>>63674397
PLEASE DRESS HIM UP AS CIA
I'd prefered something more like the Driver i.e. he gets his dick sucked and just stares intensely in the distance
>>63673906
I hope you don't seriously think that by pandering to /tv/, any of these basement dwellers will actually pay for your porn
Because that would be really stupid of you
>>63675139
Looks like it's going to be Ella Hughes.
>>63675116
those are more like the only memes you know you fucking newfag
Why didn't Schultz just shake his hand?
Also, a character should have the Gino hair.
>>63675165
Yep, a few years ago now though!
>>63675067
its unfiltered now you fucking cuck
>>63675180
kek'd
>>63675135
It just HAS to be that scene
then sprinkle in other things
>>63675219
at one point he should tell her that's she's HIGH TEST
https://twitter.com/dickbush/media
Fugg :DD you're living the life. How does that happen ?
> My hands are a little dirty
> So are mine
> I drive
> Just fuck my shit up (getting the twitter crowd too)
> Virtually any line from the plane scene
By the time you're done the production for this the board is going to be split into /film/ and /tv/ or not even exist
>>63675249
oh shit
test: cuck
when did this happen, i've been at work
![40892_ori[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EOgiLUy.jpg "40892_ori[1].jpg")
>>63673906
Have a stoner guy in the corner of every scene, and make him occasionally yell "DUDE WEED LMAO"
>>63675244
the diamonds were in his jacket you fucking retard
>>63675145
Seconded
>>63675277
give me a single fucking proof that this will ever happen
>>63675211
>implying normies wont jack off to porn no matter who the scene is pandering to
If you care then you're a fag
redhead oh
make her remind him how she doesn't see how that's a party
>>63675211
I doubt he gets any of the money from views and subs to the site(maybe unlesss they release a DVD with his stuff he would see money from that), he is probably just paid on a scene to scene basis
Is Dick Bush an Earth Rocker?
>>63675309
>>63613491
Pretending you care about a boards quality is the last thing they do before they lose power over it.
How soon can we expect this?
>white husband comes home and finds his wife getting BLACKED by black bull
>IT IS TREASON THEN
Begin the porn with a DANCE OFF BRO
>>63674478
THIS
and finish with real human bean and focus on the guys face while he stares off into the distance ur welcum
>>63675219
>You're a Hughes girl.
There has to be poetry, each stanza should rhyme with the last
>>63675324
Yeah, I just get paid for each scene I do. No royalties. I don't have to worry about selling the stuff!
>>63673906
Isn't his wife Sophia Knight? She's smoking hot and has never fucked a guy on film. Get her to do the scene and call it "Mr. Knight's Dick Rises."
IT WAS FREE PIZZA
>>63674366
totally this
>>63675432
Do you basically have total creative freedom when filming a scene?
>guy goes the store with his mom
>fills his shopping cart with hot pockets and mountain dew
>get to the check out
>black cashier says "that will be $800"
>"what my salary for being a janitor isn't that high"
>"you have any other ways to pay"
>janitors mom starts stripping
>ect ect
Start it with a few girls making out and stuff then looking depressed and saying they wish there was some dick there to play with. Then have a guy walk in and whip.out his dick and one of the girls say "looks like meats back.on the menu girls" and they all start sucking on it aggressively
>>63675427
>stanza
that reinds me, everybody should look into the camera and do the costanza face at the end
It Ain't Sheev
It Ain't Sheev
I ain't no senate's son
Have Danny say"I'd tongue punch her fartbox"
>>63675454
I'll pitch something, like I did with this scene... but it has to get signed off by Brazzers. I have to make sure the intro is still sexy!
>>63674312
He better hire some falcons for this or I'm gonna be pissed.
>>63675481
>So this is sexy then
>ARARAUAHAHAJ
Use a trip and post a link to this thread on your Twitter.
>>63674397
Could you please slip in "Isn't that the question of the day?"
It's used relatively sparingly but that's why it's so perfect. Never loses its humor.
>>63675481
Can Bane's son pleeeease be called Sheev?
>>63675481
How did you pitch it?
Were you sneaky about it, or did you just explain what memes were, baneposting etc. and they OK'd it?
gabagool
>>63675517
It's been confirmed.
Fucking A
>>63674397
You need to add John Oliver saying.
"COME ON, AMERICA. IT'S 2015!!!!!"
Possibly with some variation of 'cum' as 'come'. Only this will redeem you.
>>63675479
Haha, yes that's definitely going in!
>>63675517
He's already posted 'time to write a Banetastic scene for /tv/' or something like that on his twitter
>>63675083
how does she know what a menu is?
Who is/are the girl(s) going to be Dick?
Pls not a Jasmine Jae scene
Is this a porn scene or did it turn into /tv/ all of a sudaaaaah
>>63675529
Brazzers are pretty internet savvy! Anything they can turn into gifs for marketing or anything they think will go viral gets a thumbs up!
>what did he mean by this?
holy kek is this legit
>Evian Bottle
>>63675592
Is porn industry really really just a way for jews to subvert the White Man?
AYOO GIRL *smacks lips* SO YOU BE SAYIN *strockes dick* YOU BE A VIRGIN???
>>63675633
It's a black male thing.
have Danny do the Tarantino dance
you know the one
>>63675589
Chubby meme actress that's "just like us"
>>63675592
>Anything they can turn into gifs for marketing
Then have something play out like this.
>the ones hes picking/replying to over the ones being spammed over and over
i can't stop laughing
even degenerate enablers think you're garbage neo/tv/
So I'm trying to decide whether Danny's character will be named Sheev, Brendon or Bill
Do you guys want to vote?
crfg
>>63675656
did you ever work with James Deen?
>>63675663
Bill Wilson, hands down
Was getting caught a part of your plane?
>>63675663
Sheev
>>63675663
Def Sheev.
That will only confuse everyone not on board even more.
>>63675592
Can I visit the set? I'll tell security I'm a meme consultant and you specifically requested my professional opinion.
>>63675592
do a Trump parody, he even posted this video in his twitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKH6PAoUuD0
>>63675663
>>63675683
Have the birds name be sheev.
He can do tdkr lines and she can sheevpost
>>63675663
Sheev if it's going to be made while star wars is still in theaters. Bill Willson if you make references to CIA.
>>63675663
Id prefer CIA over Bill tbqhwy
>>63675663
Sheev
>>63675663
why not Sheev Fraser?it's Sheev then
>>63675663
Sheev!
>>63675663
Bill Wilson
>>63675663
Unfortunately my twin here isn't writing this scene! Mrs Bane is called Sheev.
>>63675555
nice fuckin quads m8
Do the "check 'em" motion at some point
Memes are breaking reality again?
Replace the word "stuff" with "pussy" then the final frame is just the actor fucking the shit out of someone
>yfw society is slowly reshaped in the image of /tv/ memery and it all starts with a porn video
>>63675742
Put on a proper trip and no one can imitate you
>mfw this video goes viral and baneposting becomes mainstream normalfag meme
>>63675663
You can't go wrong, you have these options:
Guy Sheev, Girl CIA
Guy CIA, Girl Sheev
Guy Bane, Girl Sheev
Guy Sheev, Girl Bane
>>63675742
Could you throw in a character named Clayton or reference a clayton? it's not a meme but it's my name and I think it really would show that brazzers cares about people.
I may have gone too far in a few places
>>63674544
>Fortunate Son
The song is "It Ain't Me", fucking retard.
>>63675755
Too bad you're not /tv/ crossie
>>63675663
For my money you need to have an actor impersonating the CIA/Bill Wilson character, repeating his lines from the dark night rises. Sadly all his scenes are with guys but with classics such as 'youre a big guy' and 'He didnt fly so good' Im sure it could be done, somehow.
>>63675766
>implying it already isn't
>>63675743
seconding this
>>63675761
It's not really a worry
Posters like this >>63675742
are few and far between so I don't have to bother.
