Where were you when Plinkett was BTFO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yzTSuOkZeE
mfw I actually watched the whole thing
I like how he's expecting a reply from plinkett, Imma check his other stuff out too, this autist is fucking gr8
>>63673458
The fucking same 4 reaction things triggered lme so fucking hard
>for my avatar i'll be using the Colo Claw Fish
what did he mean by this?
This is borderline unwatchable. If you want to BTFO someone at least record it properly and not use your webcam microphone.
>implying anyone takes Plinkett seriously in the first place
>>63673458
his favorite 50 chars ...
http://saganfan1983.deviantart.com/art/SaganFan1983-s-50-characters-571183504
dude wtf
Has anyone watched the Blade 57 HRC video? Is it just as auts?
>>63673666
holy fuck I thought Bruce Willis Racoon was his favorite character in all of fiction lmfao
I love how he is unable to distinguish between the overall plot of the trilogy and what is actually shown in the movie. I can't wait for the other two parts
>keeps calling Simon Pegg simon poison
ffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3AzlyTjWhE
he said there was nothing wrong with jar jar binks
this is something he actually said
sorry OP, but your video is dog shit
>>63673666
Dat Captain Planet
>>63673871
There is literally nothing wrong with saying there is nothing wrong with Jar Jar Binks
stop posting your video you non verbal autistic child
>>63673871
check out this prequel hater
why dont you go suck mr plinket dick some more you sheeple
>>63673458
>plinked makes valid point
his response most of the time:
'Yeah but the Phantom Menace is a really good movie and it makes perfect sense for that to happen. You're just nitpicking.'
There I saved you all hours of garbage.
>>63674784
when he cant come with a good response he just says "well if things didn't happen this way then the original trilogy wouldnt have happened so it is good"
Is this the movie of the year?
>>63675445
>no courage scream or facepalming kirk
almost had it
>>63673458
so many gifts for "Blade 57 HRC"
i wish i could find somone like "Blade 57 HRC"
somone to make me get out of bed in the morning
why can i have a "Blade 57 HRC"
>plinkett's prota-gonist bit
>"T-there he goes, with this l-l-linear concept of storytelling, with just one protagonist. Kirk, Spock and Bones (literally who?) is a conterexample"
This guy got so fucking rattled on his first comeback, used that take and completely misunderstood the argument
Does it stay this good the whole way?
>>63673458
I dropped it after he gave character descriptions for Qui-gon and Padme, just couldn't take it seriously. Should I have kept watching? Does it get a little more grounded in reality?
>>63675445
ebin
>Giving a shit about /tv/'s Chris-chan/2016 Latza
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Colo_claw_fish
>this mad because Plinkett didn't send him a pizza roll
He's autistic as fuck.
>>63675445
kek
>>63673458
I TOOO SHALL PLAY YOU GAME
>>63673666
>all the Star Trek
>no Picard, Data or Riker
Okay, this proves it. DS9 babies have autism.
>i would throw that pizza roll envelope in the trash!
![The Colo Claw Fish Jumps The Plinkett.mp4_snapshot_01.44.01_[2015.12.14_07.00.26].png](https://i.imgur.com/YtmTHSs.png "The Colo Claw Fish Jumps The Plinkett.mp4_snapshot_01.44.01_[2015.12.14_07.00.26].png")
He's right you know
>>63673666
>favorite characters ever are all from the same 7 films and shows
>the entire cast of Interstellar
>furries from an obscure dreamworks movie
>a sea monster with no personality or character
This is a special kind of autism
>>63676745
Saganfan, please
>>63673666
>tfw those are all my favorites too
>>63676036
>Jar Jar Binks
>he is effeminate
>>63673666
>the whole crew from interstellar
>>63673458
What a fucking grumpy grudge
Seriously? You put pizza rolls in an envelope designed to mail letter?
I don't think the mailman would want to take that greasy envelope since it would damage the letters that he carries! Such an envelope would STINK and it would be very unsanitary! Do I have to call the Sanitation Squad on you? I would throw that Pizza Roll envelope in the TRASH!
Why do you keep spamming this autist on here?
>>63677151
Since Paul Latza is such a bore and blocking his twitter
Are we going to have a thread about this every day?
>>63677469
Yes.
>>63677526
REALLY?
>makes sense to meee
>>63677469
I for one would be fine if this guy turned into a sort of Chris-chan for /tv/
>>63673458
>for my avatar i'll be using the Colo Claw Fish
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>63673853
>Hello this is SaganFan1983 here and welcome to a fascinating rant
Not even fifteen seconds in and the autism is already off the charts
I, for one, welcome /tv/'s new very own lolcow
>>63673574
This, and 80% of this rebuttal is just showing the Plinkett reviews and a one sentence response.
This reminds me of SNES9X guy.
watched the whole thing and he ripped those hacks at red letter a new one
michael stolklasa is probably furiously wriitng therebuttal as we speak
Is this Blade57HRC even a real person? I find no channel with that name on youtube
>>63677913
Well, I found this: https://www.reddit.com/user/BLADE57HRC
>>63675810
New tv drinking game, take a shot whenever he says blade 57 hrc.
>>63676616
For some reason he seems to think Picard is Hitler's alter ego or something like it.
he also hates Ellen Ripley for genociding the innocent aliens
>>63678003
and here is his plinkett rebuttal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DHZJS0at9c
>>63677913
https://www.youtube.com/user/Blade57HRC
>blade57hrc has been terminated because we received multiple third-party claims of copyright infringement regarding material the user posted.
>>63678003
>CGI was used in for the final battle over Endor and basically all 3 of the older movies
This guy doesn't know what CGI means does he?
>>63677820
And the one sentence usually just nitpicks a story details Plinkett ignored as if that disqualifies everything
>the beginning of ANH is exciting because it was war time. TPM takes place 30 years earlier and is peaceful, thats why its boring
>ignores the whole point about visual storytelling and pacing
>Please remember to use spoiler tags where appropriate.
>Intentionally spoiling plot details of recent movies or TV shows may result in a ban.
what is this reddit shit
>>63673458
This. is. CRINGE.
fix the audio levels u autist or I wont watch your SHITT
>>63677879
>watched the whole thing
This is how I know you're bait
Keep in mind: His deviant list's his family member's full name. You could probably doxx him with that and other shit. I hope someone does.
>>63678156
I watched the whole thing when it was posted last night.
This guy is BTFO'ing plinkett so hard. He clearly understands cinema on a higher level than most prequel-hating NORMIES
>>63678158
No, we can't.
We need him to remain relatively unmolested so the autism cow can be milked even more.
Sure, Chris Chan made his greatest hits after he got discovered, but this guy might simply go dark.
Wait until he's done rebuttals to all 3 before we try to reenact the great Timon and Pumba Panda debacle.
>>63678158
I do not want this. Especially after reading about the Plane Room. He's so genuinely out there it's not funny.
>>63678158
FOLLOW THE GOD DAMN PRIME DIRECTIVE.
This is the closest we get to human zoos in my lifetime. Let me see him in his natural habitat.
>The trade federation wants to subjugate small planets like Naboo to get money and power
I don't think I can go on
Oh boy I can't wait to watch a review of a review of a shit movie
>>63676253
>>63676253
Dear lord, he's an eternal twelve year old. A pissed off twelve year old. Like, literally unable to develop further.
I watched the first 10 minutes and had to shut it off. It's even worse than listening to Confused Matthew.
As for his points... it doesn't really matter. He's arguing with someone who was never sharing his true opinions in the first place. This guy doesn't seem to understand that Plinkett isn't a real person. He's just a character that Mike Stoklasa made up. If you asked Mike to give his true opinions on the Star Wars prequels, I'm sure he would still say he hates them but his arguments would be nothing like what you hear in the Plinkett Reviews.
Of course Plinkett spends most of the review nitpicking. That's part of the Plinkett character. Plinkett is going to focus on mundane, miniscule details because Plinkett has no life.
>>63678825
>If you asked Mike to give his true opinions on the Star Wars prequels, I'm sure he would still say he hates them but his arguments would be nothing like what you hear in the Plinkett Reviews.
What other argument is there? He covers pretty much every angle from the major (bad writing and directing) to the minute (nitpicking stupid lines and plotholes)
>>63673666
The only redeeming thing about that list is 1982 era Kirstie Alley.
>>63678003
BLADE57HRC confirmed for sockpuppet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhz_l4mRPVw
>>63673458
Isn't this guy Rockcock64?
>>63679007
Wow, he actually thinks his 5000 view review was seen by or affected RLM in any way
>>63673458
>I TOO shall play your game
>>63673458
you guys should watch this, i'm fucking dying here senpai he's autism incarnate and couldn't argue his way out of a paper sack
this is the hardest i've laughed in months, thanks op
>>63679179
>When he starts listing Qui-Gon's "character traits"
>>63679215
>when he starts talking about the pizza roll joke
>when he calls out a strawman argument and tries to refute it with a strawman
>>63679103
They definitely sound similar but a near 2 hour long rant on a rant on a separate account seems a bit elaborate for Rockcock.
>>63679468
Unless he is trying to meme us.
Sounds like the guy from thebestgamers
>>63673458
>I am offended by the idea that the protagonist gets the girl at the end like icing on the cake
lel
>>63673458
He seems to be fat as fuck just by listening to him.
One more reason to hate fat people.
>Qui-gon defies the council because, LIKE ME, HE DEFIES TRADITIONAL THINKING
This cannot be real
>>63675971
It is funny he mentions TOS as Bones was the everyman plinkett was refering to. He was the dammit jim im a doctor, not a Blank. Spock and Kirk would dumb down the futuristic stuff into an analogy or metaphor for bones(and the audience) to understand.
>>63673458
"Bias much"
Yeah, I am done.
When is this genius going to destroy the AotS and RotS reviews with his superior wit and intellect?
>>63673666
>Sulu's daughter who had 5 minutes of screentime
Guys send him tons of positive feedback so he'll make the next two
>>63673458
I'm not even watching it, just listening while working, and I'm cringing like fuck with those clip reactions.
What is wrong with him?
>>63673458
>I was searching on RLM site and found BLADE 57 HRC
>I then checked out BLADE 57 HRC's videos
>I found BLADE 57 HRC's points to be quite valid
>not only was BLADE 57 HRC a person to change my ideal for the better but this video is a tribute to BLADE 57 HRC
>thank you BLADE 57 HRC
>IM GONNA GET LEGITIMATELY MADE AT A FAKE PERSONA AND RAISE MY VOICE
we need to go deeper we need BLADE 57 HRC's videos or a response to ColoCLawFish's videos
>>63673510
>I like how he's expecting a reply from plinkett
Technically, he already got a response from Plinkett.
Mike literally does a "I'm an autistic nerd" voice to critique his own views in every plinkett video.
>>63673666
http://saganfan1983.deviantart.com/art/Sirius-Toliman-548902775?q=gallery%3ASaganFan1983%2F55374066&qo=6
>This is my tall big-breasted Sirius Toliman bull terrier dog man character that I created
>>63680441
I have seen into the abyss.
My top 10 most loathed characters are listed as follows:
10) Chuck Norris characters:
Chuck Norris is a right-wing Conservative Christian gun nut and he sucks hard.
9) The Morlocks (HG Wells' The Time Machine):
These troglodyte Hannibal Lectors manipulate and feed on the Eloi. Unlike Vegan activists who hate all meat eaters, I have taken a myriad of other factors into consideration in my condemnation of the Morlocks. But I have to say, the Morlocks were very well-conceived, developed, and written because HG Wells was a genius.
8) All positive portrayals of Chris Columbus:
The real Christopher Columbus was a serial rapist, pedophile, disease giver, tyrant, sadist, terrorist, and mass murderer. All positive portrayal of Chris that anyone can ever muster only lie about the historical figure by denying the historical evidence against him.
7) Preed (Titan A.E. Toxicity):
This guy is a hard ache character from a movie that has earned my wrath.
6) Ellen Ripley (Alien Anthology):
This woman is the star of a series of four movies within a horrific xenophobic military sci-fi franchise. She gets almost everyone around her killed for the sake of suspense. If you want a good interstellar woman, check out Captain Kathryn Janeway of Star Trek: Voyager. Janeway is far better than Ripley.
5) Master Chief (Halo):
This soldier is the star and symbol of the very popular military-industrial complex sci-fi gaming franchise known as Halo.
4) Sam Tucker (Titan A.E. Toxicity):
This guy was the head of the hubris-soaked Titan Project thus both he and his Titan are just as guilty and responsible for the pointless destruction of our planet as the Drej themselves were in the movie. If I found the Titan, I would blow it up as punishment for the destructive hubris.
>>63680962
2) The Drej (Titan A.E. Toxicity):
These ill-conceived villains are just bland vindictive marauders who destroy for totally empty reasons. In the third season of Star Trek Enterprise, the Sphere Builders had a lot more reason to destroy Earth than the Drej did. That is because the Sphere Builders were defeated by the Federation in the 26th century from which they came and they went to the past (22nd Century) in an attempt to prevent their own defeat. The Sphere Builders manipulated the Xindi to destroy Earth for them.
1) Mr. Harry S. Plinkett (RedLetterMedia):
This character is not just a fictional character, he is an Internet persona for RedLetterMedia. Plinkett made lengthy nitpicky ragefests against the Star Wars Prequels and had the audacity to call them "reviews". King Plinkett has incited an enormous aggressive wave of online harassment and cyberbullying directed against Star Wars Prequel fans. Plinkett is the reason why the Star Wars fanbase is still divided over the Prequels to this day. This nostalgic purist anti-Star Wars prequel fanaticism is dangerous. There have been threats of violence against Star Wars prequel fans ranging from threatening to assault Prequel fans and their kids to SICK IN THE HEAD Patton Oswalt threatening to kill George Lucas with a shovel. I am NOT making any of this up!
http://saganfan1983.deviantart.com/art/SaganFan1983-s-top-10-most-hated-characters-566514132?q=gallery%3ASaganFan1983%2F55374066&qo=1
>>63673666
In the huge realm of fiction how the fuck do you fit in black guy and not-black guy from Interstellar into your top 50 characters. Opinion destroyed forever.
>The image is of a sexy shirtless effeminate aquatic guy with Jar Jar Breasts holding up a sign rightfully saying that Titan A.E. is indecent! This aqua guy's demonstration is inspired by a real-life women's peace movement called "Breasts Not Bombs" in which women take off their tops and hold up signs sayings things like "War is Indecent!" Some clowns state that Titan A.E. is better than Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, but I know that they are wrong for obvious reasons. For example, more people who saw TAET feel that Jar Jar Binks is far worse than the idea of a spaceship blowing up Earth for nothing, SICK! I would much rather watch TPM than TAET any time!
http://saganfan1983.deviantart.com/art/I-HATE-Titan-A-E-Toxicity-TAET-Deal-With-It-548883221?q=gallery%3ASaganFan1983%2F55374066&qo=7
>>63673458
>at multiple points he starts saying it's your fault for expecting a good movie
>>63678158
last thread had already uncovered the truth
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Sirius_Orionis&diff=next&oldid=305014
>>63680962
>>63681001
Titan A. E. is so fucking based
Be nice anon, we don't want this guy to disappear from the internet.
He's the hero /tv/ deserves.
Facebook:
/ColoClawFishComms
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEfujtbhTmjdeZwQO1xmVUw/discussion
these responses, oh shit
I made it 3 seconds, 3. goddamn. seconds. And I could already tell this man is either insane or either severely misguided.
>Extraordinary Commentary
Word of wisdom folks, dont express how amazing your "work" is.
>>63681471
skip to like 3 minutes in, it's actually watchable because once you're past the retarded intro it's basically the TPM review but with some autist interjecting poorly constructed arguments every 5 minutes or so
My 21st Century HG Wells Time Travel Story (Title TBA)
Trenton Orion Anderkirk:
He is the main protagonist of my 21st century take on an HG Wells classic. He is patterned after James Tiberius Kirk and is a huge Star Trek TOS fan who likes all 79 episodes and six motion pictures of TOS. He will reference Kirk and TOS throughout his story. This time vehicle has the same type of detailing as the TMP Enterprise (including "aztecing") but it looks very different in shape. Trenton Anderkirk has a fondness for Martinelli's Sparkling Cider. This guy carries a heroic flashlight christened "Light of Tranquility" which he uses to scare off the Morlocks.
NOTE: Anderkirk befriends an effeminate Eloi boy named Steevi instead of an Eloi girl like Weena.
Birthday: November 7
Height: 1.8 meters
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Personality: protective, bold, daring, adventurous, hopeful, magnetic, inclusive, optimistic, resourceful, gutsy, courageous
Likes:
Favorite TV Show: Star Trek TOS
Favorite Movies: Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Star Trek III: The Search For Spock, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, Interstellar
Favorite Character: James Tiberius Kirk
Favorite Drink: Martinelli's Sparkling Cider
Other Likes: time travel, adventure, standing up for others, social justice
Dislikes:
Most Disliked TV Show: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Most Disliked Movies: Titan A.E, Star Trek: Generations, Star Trek: First Contact, Star Trek: Insurrection, Star Trek: Nemesis, Alien Anthology, Prometheus, Pitch Black
Most Disliked Character: The Drej
Other Dislikes: Star Wars Prequel bashers/Original Star Wars Trilogy purists, Morlocks, bullying, lies, injustice, smear campaigns, Cristobal Colon (Christopher Columbus), 20th Century Fox
My 21st Century HG Wells Time Travel Story (Title TBA)
Patrick Luke Sandercard:
This obsessive-compulsive die-hard TNGer likes to whine and whine about the Star Wars Prequels. He is an online film critic and goes by the pseudonym of "Omni Patrick" on the Internet. He makes very biased reviews filled with nitpicking and logical fallacies. This guy has a severe case of chronic constipation and he childishly blames Jar Jar for constipating his bowels.
NOTE: As far as Star Wars Prequel bashers go, this character would fall under the category of low-achiever/failure. That is because his favorite movies ended up bombing out in the box office and fading into irrelevance. Insurrection, Titan A.E, and Nemesis were all major box office bombs.
Birthday: October 28
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Height: 1.7 meters
Personality: controlling, bossy, obsessive-compulsive, nitpicky, thin-skinned
Likes:
Favorite TV Show: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Favorite Movies: Star Trek: Generations, Star Trek: First Contact, Star Trek: Insurrection, Star Trek: Nemesis, Titan A.E.
Favorite Character: Jean-Luc Picard
Favorite Food: Tootsie Rolls
Other Likes: winter, bundling up, being the boss of things, skiing
Dislikes:
Most Hated TV Shows: Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Trek TOS
Most Hated Movies: Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Strange Magic, Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Most Hated Characters: Jar Jar Binks, James Tiberius Kirk
Other Dislikes: Star Wars prequel fans, swimming
>>63673853
calling Pegg Poison - it's a chrischan level
>>63680962
>horrific xenophobic military sci-fi franchise
> She gets almost everyone around her killed for the sake of suspense.
I don't even.
I'm genuinely unsure as to whether this guy is being ironic or not.
>>63681695
>>63681669
i can't handle this senpai
send help i may be dying
>>63680441
that's something a serial killer would make
>>63680420
OT Purists BTFO!
>there is one life changing event in my life that gave me all the more incentive to create this awesome commentary
Can we have a serious discussion about this? Does anyone here study child development?
I know that the obvious answer is >autism, but does anyone have any idea what needs to happen to someone where this is how they turn out?
How much time did they devote to the prequels in their formative years that they feel the need to make 105 videos defending them?
It is seriously boggling my mind that someone could actually feel so deeply about something so retarded.
>>63678158
Well aren't you a malicious little faggot
Let the autism train ride out. Don't put obstacles in its path.
>>63681669
>>63681695
So many random little thinfs
>favorite food:tootsie rolls
>dislikes:swimming
Also why does he want an effeminate boy?
>>63682282
it makes more sense when you consider he used to be a Special Olympics swimming contender.
According to him, at least
>>63682164
there's 105 videos?
>>63682164
I think this is just what happens when you don't let your kids go outside
>>63682164
>>63682336
Shit, meant 105 minute videos.
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT BTFO OMG SUICIDE WATCH LMAO
>>63680021
He probably really likes asian chicks
>>63673458
lol i'm not watching that you fucking autist
>>63679007
X - Makes weird creepy videos
>>63673560
He's really, really, really autistic.
>>63682404
Nah, he's definitely on the autism spectre, but it's also combined with neglectful parenting.
I have an autistic cousin, he's had therapy and a loving family since he was little, he's 23 and there's just no comparison between him and Coca Cola Fish here.
>>63682321
>Special Olypmics Contender
Translation: his mom said he's a good swimmer and should try out. Even the Special Olympic committee thought he was too autistic
>>63681001
Is it worth noting that he calls out Columbus and Halo on moral grounds of being murderers and promoting war but doesn't address the way Plinkett's character abuses women? Usually you go full moral outrage but he's skimmed over that whole part, which is usually what puts people off about Plinkett
>>63673853
>Calls Simon Poison a hypocrite for voicing a Clone Wars character despite not liking the prequels
WHAT A LOAD OF FECAL MATTER
>>63680021
>Sulu's daughter who had 5 minutes of screentime
You still would though.
>>63673458
what am i watching
>there are people who ironically like the prequels and defend them
>>63682282
>why does he want an effeminate boy
Well, a guess he's not COMPLETELY mental
>>63680420
OT Purists BTFO!
Who Plane Ro0om here?
guys wath is going on in this vid i am baffled and consued
http://saganfan1983.deviantart.com/art/My-Deepest-Childhood-Regret-552380533
Holy shit he's fucking insane
i love that he's constantly scolding plinkett with 50's pithy tv housewife phrases
>>63682827
http://saganfan1983.deviantart.com/art/Plane-Room-Recluse-549067509
The following that I am about to say about my biological father is 100% true.
My biological father Don Edwin McHugh was born on Sunday, September 2, 1956. When he was a young teenager, his mother died and this premature death of his mother was the root of his problems.
I was born on Tuesday, October 25, 1983 and spent the first years of my life living in Spring Valley, CA. My biological mother is currently named Cindy Hill. The house that my biological parents and I lived at in the 1980s had all of the living space on the top floor with the bottom floor a pure garage. We had to walk up a flight of stars to get to the front door.
Don reserved a room on the right side of the entry way for his hobby, aeromodelling. He used that room to make stick and tissue model airplanes and he had a baby gate and/or doorknob protector to keep me out due to the dangerous tools etc that he had in that room. I call that room the "Plane Room" and my stepmother Lynn McHugh hated that room because it was causing my dad to ignore me.
Don McHugh spent more time in his Plane Room than he did taking care of me and he flat out neglected me all because he was so wrapped up in his aeromodelling room. My biological parents fought and eventually got divorced. Cindy moved out into her own apartment while I remained with Don in Spring Valley until latter 1989.
When I was four years old, Dom met Lynn and he lied to Lynn to claim that he had no children. When Don got home with Lynn, she saw me and slapped Don in the face for lying to her. She was upset to see that I was being ignored and she knew that the Plane Room was causing him to neglect me. Lynn was the one who got me hooked up with San Diego Regional Center.
>>63682873
[...cont]
In latter 1989, Don placed me in a group home in Mira Mesa that was run by an abusive Filipino woman named Belin who beat kids with rods when she was angry. Thanks to Don's selfishness and obsession with his Plane Room, I spent roughly nine months or so under Belin's thumb until Friday, May 25, 1990.
Juleene Suzanne Brady Hebbler whom I first met on my first day at Lafayette Elementary School had Don move me out of Belin's place to live at her place. Juleene's husband and now widower is Bob Erickson Hebbler II and their biological son is Garth Robert Hebbler. I was six and a half years old when I moved in with the Hebblers. My mother Cindy had remarried to Troy Lee Hill and my father Don remarried to the aforementioned Lynn, I attended Don and Lynn's wedding.
On my last outing with Don, he took me to Belmont park to ride the Giant Dipper roller coaster. He either did not know that they had a height requirement or did not check to see if they had a height requirement. I was too short to ride at the time so I cried and carried on all of the way home in his white pickup truck. When Don got back to the condo complex where the Hebblers and I lived at the time, he abandoned me and we had no contact with him since.
However, I did talk to Lynn a few times on the phone in August 2013 and she told me a great deal about my father that I did not know beforehand.
NOTES:
The flying Plane Room in the picture is a metaphor for my father's refusal to be a dad and take care of me and his airplane obsession. The man in the room is designed to look like my biological father and I do have excellent visual memory. The Plane Ro0om Recluse character in the picture is saying words that match my fathers actions. I do know that my father did not say those exact words that the guy in the picture is saying, but those words just match my real father's actions.
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yzTSuOkZeE&t=12m09s
>>63682655
Well that explains a lot. All the girls I meet are autistic
Here's a review I placed of one minute of content. Since I couldn't resist reviewing a review of a review.
00:00 - Sick of his voice already.
19:05 - Quit being a pompous dickwad about an, arguably solely for comedic sake, blown-out-of-proportion Straw-man Fallacy, you use like sixteen this whole video. Fallacy of composition states even if there's a lingering No True Scotsman or two in his argument, it doesn't invalidate the whole damn thing or underlying points. One arguably non error does not a flawed argument make. Hell, in this condensed one minute rebuttal I'll probably find one of yours, pumpkin.
19:18 - It's not an assertion for Christ's sake. You act like he's you -- ascertaining and proposing his opinions for fact, and throwing a bitch fit whenever someone disagrees. It is a comedic review. I don't think I need much evidence to support this is meant to be funny.
19:21 - Plenty of basis in reality, actually. The bastard gives several examples of frames that were unnecessary to render and cluttery scenes that are difficult, if not impossible, to concentrate on without the equivalent of a father rattling keys at a child to pacify the bastard.
19:24 - "U twat" Top kek. The description to this video says "I am a Star Trek fan and I am against bullying."
19:30 - "You want Star Wars to be this black and white good vs evil formula or you get grumpy" Point in case. You had an aborted cow fetus over Strawman like literally 25 seconds ago.
19:38 "The prequels add a wonderful grey myriad of depth to the Star Wars franchise." Hahahaha. You mean the pod racing, are you an angel, farting animals, and the methodical equivalent of George Lucas whipping his dick out, pissing on the onlooking fans and crying "It's midochlorian rain!"
19:57 - "which makes u a hypocrite!!!!! :OOO" I think I'll take the liberty of counting you out for double standards. :^)
>>63673458
it's impossible to list every strange thing this guy said, I started but it got very long
>>63683308
read the tragedy of Timon and Pumba here
>>63682858
>ctrl-F effeminate
>5 results
Why does he use the word effeminate so much
>>63673666
>E.T.
>TV related autists
here you go fuckers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dduY_vAPUB0
>>63683730
HELLO GUYS! HERE I AMMMMM!
>>63683730
/tv/ autism is best autism
>>63683456
considering he's got a fucking hermaphroditic alien bulldog fursona, it's not surprising that he drops it constantly
>those 4 or 5 reaction clips he keeps cycling through
why have I watched an hour of this so far
>>63683730
>those gulping/whimpering noises between talking
that's pretty goddamn unsettling senpai
>>63683456
Fear of women combined with perceptions of toxic masculinity from his father
Similar to that janitor who drew the 1000 page book about the dickgirl angels
>>63682905
>>63682873
Plane Room must be code for something else. Nobody is so into model planes that they neglect their kid to the point that social services needs to be involved. There are a lot of details missing
>>63684282
>Similar to that janitor who drew the 1000 page book about the dickgirl angels
???
>>63682905
>>63684335
Oh man and his mother abandoned him too, this guys life is a mess
>>63684276
yeah i've been wondering about that - any medicalfags know what could cause this? it's clearly some kind of condition
>>63684362
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Darger
>>63684335
No, he just thinks that that his dad's obsession with model planes is what made him distant. In reality he was probably just a shitty dad who had a hobby and Coca Cola Fish's mind made a iron-clad connection between the two.
>She was upset to see that I was being ignored and she knew that the Plane Room was causing him to neglect me.
Like this is absolutely absurd. No reasonable adult would think this so it has to be his perception of the situation.
The only good thing about this dude's shitty videos are the Plinkett clips. :D
He's the perfect example of the idiot that tries to be smart and refute factual points with his subjectivist opinions.
Sad shit.
>>63684493
Oh that. I thought you were talking about a 4chan janitor.
This is the video this retard found inspiration from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVeZoLXF3sY
BLADE 57 HRC is actually Ira ProV . check his avatar .
>>63684567
Yeah, and then consider that she still married his dad. A more reasonable guess is she saw what a weirdo this kid was and arranged to have him put up for adoption.
>>63673458
This guy is an idiot and if any of you waste your time watching this, you are also idiots.
this dude sounds like John Waters narrating Pink Flamingos
>>63680962
>Hating on Ripley
So mad I need to get off the computer and go to my plane room
>>63673458
you know he does have a point with how these videos have created a hate bandwagon for these movies and that just because they couldn't describe the characters doesn't mean they have no characteristics.
>>63673458
strange
the video cut the audio some parts when plinket was not talking
after a while i just skiped those parts
learn to video man
>This thread
>These replies
>My reply to this thread
Let's just kill /tv/ now before it's too late.
>>63684840
The "Describe the characters" bit was always a bit fallacious, but it did prove a point. The best that can be said for Qui-gon, Obi-wan, Mace Windu, Amidala, and Palpatine is that they are "stoic" and "dutiful" and variations on that. TPM has no characters with any emotion other than Anakin and Jar Jar, who extremely overcompensate
>>63673458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DHZJS0at9c
i found the video i think he claims to be inspired by
>>63684848
OT Purist poison detected
>>63684673
IRA Prov?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provisional_Irish_Republican_Army
>>63673458
>my face when not a SINGLE RLM fanboy KEK has EVER successfully refuted this review
>>63679007
It's so accurate, he should do this professionally
>>63673666
I didn't know /tv/ had Deviantart accounts
>>63685997
God damn it guys, you better not make him stop producing us this great content
>>63679007
>online harassment and cyber-bullying
this guy had a helicopter mom
>>63686060
>helicopter mom
Funny you should say that, since his dad would rather build model planes than deal with his shit and his mother fucked off when he was like 5
>abandoned by mom
>abandoned by dad
>last memory of his father was a shitty day at an amusement park
>no contact with him after that
>spent nine months under the care of a shitty fillipino
>in a foster family for the duration of his youth
>genuinely too shortsighted to see how fucked his perceptions of the world are
>completely unaware of how much of a pervert he is
>the only outlet in his life is obsessively latching onto different shows/movies at a time
>tfw you can't guarantee that you'd end up different if you were in his place
>>63686164
I can, because I don't have autism. Most people from broken homes have behavioral issues, he just hates Timon and Pumba for attacking imaginary pandas
>>63686164
You forgot
>practicing for the special olympics
>At the Jewish Community Centre in San Francisco
this is the kind of guy i want to get to know and write a book about his life because it seems too strange to be actually true
>>63685019the video does have some good points though
>>63686231
>Attacking
They murdered that panda, I saw them do it!
>>63686295
there were more models used in the prequels than most people would guess but that's getting hung up on one issue of the movies
the prequels were not very well told story wise and most of those practical effects went to waste in a movie who's story really wasn't all that interesting
>>63679007
>voice gets higher and higher the angrier he gets
>>63686060
Actually this dude had no parents whatsoever in his formative years
>>63686370
His dad did have helicopters though, in "The Plane Room"
>>63686406
We all have a plane room, man. For some, it's an anonymous cambodian stop motion imageboard on the internet
>for my avatar I'll be using the colo claw fish
What am I in for lads?
>>63685019
he mainly features set pics from Episode 1, the only film in the prequel trilogy shot on film that used practical sets.... Plinkett was mainly criticizing episode 2 and 3 for unnecessary and excessive cgi.
>>63673458
tl;dr
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING LOW LEVEL AUTISTS GET OUT!
>>63686401
Where did this tirade about Titan AE come from? Fuck Latza, this guys the real deal
>>63686726
Hh dear, you're staring into the void, you might still have a chance to back down, don't open anything on this thread either.
>>63686776
>>63686726
You're going to watch the Plinkett Phantom Menace review with a developmentally disabled friend. It's a good time.
>>63679215
>>When he starts listing Qui-Gon's "character traits"
Wut?
>nincompoop
>>63686726
some scary-ass tism shit.
>>63679215
He's old, and wise (never shown by the way) and benevolent and follows his heart.
>>63686934
I can see why he made the special Olympics with his "talents"
>>63687022
>Qui-gon defies the council because, LIKE ME, he defies traditional thinking
well...technically that's true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alIqfcX24ec
This guy is gold.
>>63687161
For all the shit RLM gets, we'd never be able to experience this indignant autistic rage without them
Still clinging to the notion that this is just some clever tactic by Disney to promote Episode VII.
If not...hot damn /tv/ last time I saw something this hilarious and disturbing was when /mu/ discovered Illuminati cult-like secret messages and a countdown on shrekchan.
>>63687284
I feel like autism ought to be a presumption
with "massive conspiracy" as an afterthought
>when he's describing kirk
>he thinks in three dimensions
>>63685667
read the thread SaganFan plenty of people refute it and also seek help.
Will Coca Cola Autist be the first great meme of 2016?
>All this autism
I like it.
>>63687935
>plenty of people refute it
ummmmmm, no
Most of the so called "refutations" are just pathetic nitpicking or fallacious double standards.
>>63687161
I love it
>>63678158
le /b/ doxxing meme
How much gin is this guy drinking?
>>63678158
go to bed, Mike.
>>63688370
not enough
>>63688164
who knows what new wonders await us if /tv/ doesn't harass him and he deletes his accounts
>>63678158
>You could probably doxx him with that and other shit. I hope someone does.
Are you for real?
>>63673458
can someone take the name of some other obscure creature from starwars and commentate over the colo claw fish commentary?
>that pizza roll joke commentary
holy fuck this is actual autism.
>>63688654
>he thinks pizza rolls are a legitimate argument for why the Prequels are bad
>>63688570
already doxed m8
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Sirius_Orionis&diff=next&oldid=305014
>>63683730
is that max landis?
it sounds like max landis
>>63688805
>uironically doxxing literal autists in 2015
You're like a parody
>>63688892
Wasn't me, but I think it was more like digging for more hilarious shit and stumbling upon everything, he posted his family's full names on his deviantart after all.
>>63688892
>>63688993
Not like we're going to raid him anyway.
>TRADE FEDEREATION / QUIN QON HAD LITTLE EXPERIENCE TO DEAL WITH THIS
Ayy lmao
>>63673458
I can't stop laughing every time I think of a claw fish popping up wearing problem glasses and announcing, "I AM QUITE OFFENDED"
>>63688805
Wrong guy.
>>63689022
>implying that there are no edgelords on 4chan
like >>63678158
>>63676758
>Implying Over The Hedge is obscure
I lost with him explaining building a protocol droid.
He didn't even think that Anakin wouldn't buy a protocol droid to SELL IT? His master is a Jew.
>>63673458
>I too...shall play your game!
Oh I am fucking dying. This guy is gold.
>>63678825
No those are his genuine opinions on the films. The only reason he decided to do the reviews in character as Plinkett, including the skits, was because he thought it would be boring as shit for anyone to listen to him drone on in his normal voice about dumb, unimportant bullshit.
If he just rattled off a bunch of gripes he had with the films the result would be the same sort of autistic bullshit that you see in the OP.
>>63689138
nah, it's him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqTHX_pTSNs
used to have a youtube account named Rational Orion
>The Phantom Menace is deep and only it makes Star Wars deeper
Can we please give birth to ten different memes from this? It's gold. It's so dense. It's like poetry.
Holy fucking shit where does this end. I'm at the 12 minute mark and I feel like I just marathoned the Human Condition trilogy. Death would be mercy.
>>63680962
>Xenophobic
I was confused by what he meant- but then I realised, he is upset if movies are 'racist' towards aliens. Is this guy for fucking real?
>complains about the basement scene as if it wasn't entirely for humor
>polpateen
>these tumblr tier reaction clips
This is some quality autism.
Any more videos?
Or any other autistic reviewers?
