Just the GOAT character passing by
>>63672988
You mean "literally nobody is like this in real life and if they are they are phony pieces of shit": The Character?
Mary Sue with le quirky twist
>>63673055
shes bae
>>63672988
So what happened to her?
Did she remain a semen demon?
Women who act fey are a bunch of whores, quite frankly, and her name is Lovegood. Her pale, porcelain cunt was probably getting turned inside out by every warlock with a cock.
>>63673020
Dated a girl like this for a year. They're fun and cute at first but the fifth time they slam on the brakes in middle of the road to get a better look at the "fluffy dog" walking by you realize you're pretty much just a babysitter.
Your a wizard Harry
>>63673094
damn i hope so
>>63673094
> pale, porcelain cunt
>>63672988
>DUDE POTIONS LMAO
>GOAT
nah
>>63673149
pale skin cunts are usually all red and bumpy and gross looking
>>63673116
For how shitty Hagrid's life was, he really was a total bro
>>63673094
>Women who act fey are a bunch of whores
I don't think I've personally ever come across this scenario where this wasn't true.
>>63673094
welp time to check my Lovegood look alike folder again
>>63673020
>nobody is like this in real life
you mean a fucking wizard?
>>63673114
Yeah, the autism stops being adorable pretty damn quickly.
>>63673020
Back in highschool there was a gurl pretty much just like here
she was ugly as hell though and had a strange thing for horses
>>63673114
Reminds me of a girl I know who's cute and is actually easy on the eyes, but was in all the special ed classes.
Sometimes the baby act genuinely isn't put on, they are actual retards and I do wonder how some guys actually fall for it to begin with.
We can all agree: FUCK THIS CUNT
>>63673683
It can be hard to tell, sometimes people just act really, really retarded on purpose.
>>63673727
She was one of the perfect castings for the HP films, so she did well in that regard.
>>63673727
Well maybe a little old, but yeah I'd fuck her cunt.
>>63673597
>strange thing for horses
This is incredibly common for autisty / loner girls. Riding bareback is the closest sensation to sex outside of sex so the creepily close relationship between women and horses has existed pretty much as long as the two groups have existed. This is most likely where centaur myths come from.
>>63673727
She's closeminded and right wing to the point of pure evil and openly racist which means she's a prime candidate for the "lol did nuthing wrong meme"
>>63673727
>>63673838
She's literally my white grandma, complete with the not-so-subtle racism.
>>63673314
Yeah, man. It was pretty depressing learning how fucking shitty Hagrid's life was, because he was such a sweet dude. When somebody is that much of a bro you can't help but wish them happiness in life. As it turns out he got the short end of the stick most of the time, but he was never bitter about it. Heart of gold that big oaf.
>>63673314
>>63673872
The real depressing thing is that even Rowling dropped him and he's pretty much nonexistent after the fourth book despite being one of Harry's best friends and introduction to the wizarding world.
>>63673727
D-did Harry and Hermione really leave her to be raped by a bunch of centaurs?
>that scene where she's in the hospital later and catatonic
W-what did they do to her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYU3OndU-w
i knew a girl like that in school ages ago, soft spoken, whimsical, smart, passive but she wasn't pretty at all so no one paid her any attention
>>63673738
I'm still having trouble convincing a friend of mine who's just recently met her that she's legitimate.
I mean we've all come across girls who pretend to be dumb cause they think guys like it, so I can understand his skepticism, but this chick's the real deal.
Like, sends nudes to people to get them to stop "bullying" her, real deal.
Fuck off Odran you piece of pedo shit.
>>63672988
somebody should of pressed "B" men she was evolving
>>63673951
>Like, sends nudes to people to get them to stop "bullying" her, real deal.
D-did you ever "bully" her?
>>63673867
JK was clearly inspired by Thatcher when she created her.
>>63673951
>Like, sends nudes to people to get them to stop "bullying" her, real deal.
The lack of supervision that some of those special ed girls have is really worrying. a few guys I knew in HS fucked this one girl who I'm 99% sure was actually retarded, at that point it seems like it's basically rape.
>>63673092
Dear god no
see >>63673980
JUST
>>63673986
I don't know, Thatcher never pretended to be sweet and motherly. Most of what makes Umbridge so awful is how patronizing and falsely sweet she is.
>>63674183
She's not nearly as qt as she used to be but she's not as hideous as people make her out to be either
http://i.imgur.com/i9DvQPj.jpg
>>63673345
I am not sure I can trust 4chan with this.
Because I am pretty sure there is nothing women can do that will not mean they are secretly whores.
>>63674183
Looks even better now, senpai
>>63674273
Not according to 4chan's bitter virgin population anyway, anon.
>>63673069
>white kid using nigger speak
>>63674268
Well now I can claim I saw one of Luna's tits.
>>63674268
>>63674400
Obviously not her
>Harry never fucked Fleur or Tonks
>married first fangirl coalburner to come along instead
Disappointing
>>63674491
http://i.imgur.com/JXCbMHw.jpg
Isn't there a drama movie starring her that came out this year?
>>63674491
I always said he should have fucked a girl from another houseor Hermione if he had tobut nope he had to go with Ron's fucking sister.
>>63674619
Goddamn she is pretty there. Post more recent nice pics of her please.
>>63674491
>not wanting to put your dick in Ginny's ginger fuckhole
>>63674690
I only have this one
>>63674655
>>63674712
I wouldn't have minded as much if JKR had taken the time to develop her character and her and Harry's relationship. They even had something in common with both having been possessed by Voldemort and could have used it to inspire her to prepare for battle like Harry did. Instead it was written so Harry had some sort of chest monster for the most normie girl he was close to. And she wasn't even cute or pretty in the movies.
>>63674712
But she's a Weasley. The way things are going that family will take over the whole wizarding world.Kinda like the muslims
>>63674807
Maybe that was all part of his plan. He will become the new Muhammad. He's just missing an 8 year old bride to stick his dick in.
>>63674792
Didn't they replace Pansy Parkinson's actress and a few other people too? Why didn't they do that for Ginny when it was apparent she wouldn't turn out attractive like Hermione's actress did?
>>63673985
I tease her, but I really don't care for nudes. Especially considering I've already seen them thanks to someone else. She has an entiretumblrdedicated to sexual shit where she's posted herself, if you really want I can just give you that.
>>63674121
I'm of the same mind. I suppose we unconsciously think that if someone is attractive and obeys basic hygiene standards then there's no real way they can be real retards, but she's so legitimately naive and stupid that there has to be some kind of metal diagnosis for her actions, be it autism or anything else.
>>63674792
>pic related
What a disappointing miscast. Also, they cut all scenes developing Ginny's character: sense of humour, Bat-Bogey Hex and quidditch achievements.
>>63674183
The Irish potato-gene strikes again. All their women are genetically programmed to be slender and attractive in their youth, but to then become solid and stocky as all fuck once they hit 20 in order to prepare them for bearing 30 children.
>>63674926
>She has an entiretumblrdedicated to sexual shit where she's posted herself, if you really want I can just give you that.
That would be nice, thank you
>>63674375
>>63674273
You don't have to believe it, but it's true. You'll come across a girl like this sooner or later and you'll see that it's either an act to get guys into thinking she's cutesy, or she's an actual moron who knows that sex feels nice and little else.
A bit like a Bonobo.
>>63674856
Funny that you point out Hermione, she really looked how I imagined her in the first few movies, bushy hair and all too. Then she became hot.
>>63673114
I know that feel.
Still loved her.
>>63674856
Presumably they signed a contract that would have her star in all the relevant films.
>>63674954
http://itty-bity-baby.tumblr.com/archive
There you go m80. The posts that basically have under 20 "notes" are her, the rest is just her reblogging stupid shit.
>>63675113
>tfw she was my first and only waifu when I was twelve
I remember seeing her in some promo pic for Chamber of Secrets I think and she was in some punk looking skirt and red leather jacket with ron ahd harry with a graffiti backdrop and I got that waifu obsessed feeling.
>tfw can't find that pic to reminisce
>>63673798
Kek I never considered this. Nice
>>63674183
>this is a 10 in bongland
>>63673094
>implying she wasn't getting stuffed with Muggle cum every night.
>>63674926
Of course someone with that personality would have a fucking tumblr
>>63674983
Bonobo rape their offspring.
>>63673314
If Hogwarts was a real school the kids would call him a pedophile.
>>63675370
>Bonged.com
>>63673910
When I read the books I kind of got the feeling Harry began to get tired of Hagrid as he grew older and stopped viewing him as a close friend. When Aragog died Harry only went to the funeral to steal some of his venom, he didn't care about Hagrid really.
Imagine Hagrid sitting alone in his cabin at night wondering if Harry and the gang would ever come around like they always used to.
>>63674945
damn, that actually makes sense
>>63675328
I've heard of daddy issues but this is insane
>>63673221
Found the homosexual
>>63673798
Holy fuck it all makes so much sense.
Best character coming through.
>>63676663
>>63674945
>like Irish women a lot
>deathly afraid this is going to happen
>>63673727
How did she even come back after the centaurs got her?
>>63674655
I wish the other houses would've gotten more exposure in general. Did Hufflepuff even get mentioned after the sorting hat?
>>63676663
>>63676723
Literally who?
>>63676991
Bong girls are ugly as sin.
Damn that nigger third one from the left have a fucking mustache for crying out loud, and the teeth on the first left one.
Shit nigga.
>>63676965
>Did Hufflepuff even get mentioned after the sorting hat?
Only in the context of Cedric Diggory if I recall
>>63677071
>>63677071
Remember all those fucking ugly ass girls from the French school? All of them were played by extras hired from Britain.
Except Fleur, she's played by a Frenchie.
>>63677218
>>63677260
>>63677322
Oy vey
>>63677218
HOLY FUCKING CHEERLEADER EFFECT, BATMAN
>>63676991
The girl who points out to Cho that Harry is looking at her. She's also the only person who actually takes her sweater off with her shirt tucked in.
>>63676965
>How did she even come back after the centaurs got her?
Dumbledore rescued her after he returned to Hogwarts
>>63676991
>when his wand is under 10cm
>>63677878
*10in
>>63673727
There's a lotta shit to talk about about the Harry Potter movies, but the casting was 10/10.
>>63678350
Gleeson is based but his Mad Eye Moody was awful. Could be director's fault though
>>63678350
Too many people say Rickman was a good casting, but I strongly disagree. He was nowhere near as ugly as Snape was described to be, he was far too old looking for someone in his 30s and he was not as big of a cunt and asshole that he was in the books.
>>63676380
I can almost guarantee you if I introduced you to her and you spoke about buying her a binky, she'd be into you.
In a weird way I feel sorry for her and other girls like her. It's like giving sexual feeling and sexual awareness to a 7 year old.
>>63678385
>he was far too old looking
Same problem with McGonagall
>>63678385
Criticism is pretty much moot when Rowling liked his performance so much she changed the way she wrote the character to make him more similar to Rickman
>>63678492
Yeah, don't get me wrong, I fucking love Maggie Smith, but I can't recall ever reading about McGonagall being that fucking old and having grey hair.
>>63678566
>Rowling liked his performance so much she changed the way she wrote the character to make him more similar to Rickman
That's retarded.
>>63676250
>>63676250
>Imagine Hagrid sitting alone in his cabin at night wondering if Harry and the gang would ever come around like they always used to.
S-stop making me sad ;_;
>>63673798
>>63673798
>>63676663
>>63676991
>>63678595
Wow, she's a qt there. Is that pre-movie art?
It also strikes me that a YOUNG Maggie Smith would have been more appropriate for the role.
>>63676991
>when he ain't black
>>63678676
Polishing your katana?
>>63673727
Every time I think I've seen the most reddit post in history, a new one comes along. Bravo
>>63674268
You'd have to be both blind and retarded to think that's her.
>>63678694
I think it's from that Pottermore website.
Or maybe from one of those Harry Potter theme-parks? I know the studio tour for HP had the pictures of the Hogwarts Founders.
>>63678649
>tfw was genuinely surprised by how multiculti Britain was when watching the movies as a kid
Before that I thought they were all mostly white.
>>63678385
>Too many people say Rickman was a good casting, but I strongly disagree. He was nowhere near as ugly as Snape was described to be
This was true of practically every character in the movies, though. Like Hermione is supposed to be sort of plain-looking, but Emma Watson is really hot. And it happens in every book that gets adapted into a movie, because ugly people don't usually get to be actors.
>>63678715
Don't make me stomp you with it, Goyjin
>>63678783
>Like Hermione is supposed to be sort of plain-looking, but Emma Watson is really hot.
The only way her appearance was mentioned in the books was her bushy hair and large front teeth. She had her teeth fixed after they were cursed and her hair wasn't a problem later, especially with some hair potion. Remember, she was asked out by basically the Ronaldo/Beckham of quidditch so she was at least cute, and Harry even reacted to how great she looked at the Yule Ball (which I found annoying in the movie since they picked a weird looking dress for her).
>>63678783
>>63678964
Never liked Watson though, she was way too... full of herself? It probably didn't help that whoever wrote the script completely fucked up the character she was playing and in the process fucked up Harry's and Ron's.
This chick rants about it very well and explains it better than I could.
>>63678761
As a Bong I thoroughly wish everyone's thoughts on that were actually verified.
>>63679152
Early pottercast was comfy as hell bro
>>63679225
What really surprised me was Hogwarts was about as diverse as my magnet high school was which had 4500 students from around a really large and diverse city. I never expected Hogwarts to have as many students of color as my school had. Is it really like that in Britain or did they just exaggerate it for some reason?
>>63679304
Depends where you are. That sort of school its probably exaggarated. I went to a grammar school in a small town and there were 3 non whites in my year (out of 90), 1 Chinese guy, 1 mixed guy and 1 Indian guy
>>63673114
This desu
Quirky becomes retarded really fast
>>63679372
>>63679304
/r/ing twitter photo of Michelle Obama in London classroom full of pakis
>>63677381
At least 3 of those extras are better looking than her.
>>63678761
We are all white.
I count cities as pakistan enclaves.
I always thought it was weird how James Potter's generation was so much better at magic than Harry's.
Only really impressive magic I remember (I've probably forgotten a lot) was Hermione making polyjuice potion in second year, Harry being youngest Quidditch player or seeker in a century and maybe when he casts a full patronus in third year.
Then we hear about Snape making spells and all the shit the marauders got up to.
>>63677381
This lovely man is a 10/10 in France.
>>63679417
Depends which cities. South London, Birmingham, Bradford and Leicester are pretty pakistani, but a lot of other places tend to be mostly Black or Polish.
>>63679519
God I fucking hate muzzies.
>>63679456
This is why I hated books 6-7.
Book 1: Harry kills his professor
Book 2: Harry kills a pseudo-mythical beast
Book 3: Harry masters a charm most adults can't do and uses it to drive off a hundred dementors
Book 4: Harry trains for the tournament, is tortured by Voldemort, and still manages to overcome his imperious curse (which almost no one can do, let alone from the most powerful wizard in the world) and get out alive
Book 5: Harry trains a fucking resistance group and overcomes Voldemort's attempt to possess him
Book 6-7: Harry does fuck all but whine about shit tier cunny and blunder about meanwhile his parents, Snape, and Voldemort at his age were all creating new magic and doing cool shit like becoming fucking immortal
>>63679617
Seeing it all written down like that makes me wonder how she managed to make Harry the most boring fucking character in history while accomplishing so much.
>>63679645
I think somewhere along the way she decided to try to make him as average and useless as possible so readers can relate to him more easily. But if I wanted to read about someone shitting around doing nothing productive I'd write an autobiography.
>>63679698
>He's SUPPOSED to be a boring poorly written character!
>>63673069
fuck off
>>63679718
Hey man, I'm just trying to come up with an explanation for what she did. I was annoyed too.
>>63678410
That's way to weird for me manplus I like the motherly types
>>63679617
I think the excuse for voldemort being shit at attacking harry was because of the connection they had.
>>63679698
His adventures aside, I always got the feeling that Harry wasn't all that interested in learning magic. Yet when they talked about his grades he had pretty good ones, even in Potions, which was a miracle given who taught that particular subject. I feel like she should have spent more time on fleshing out the world, the magic, the classes... instead, nothing.
>>63673114
>someone who knows how to appreciate the small things in life
>>63679810
That was another irritation. Imagine being introduced to a world of magic like that and then just fucking off and not trying to learn any of it beyond the minimal requirements for class. After the first book or so he was no longer amazed or anything, except maybe a minute after he came across something new like a dragon.
>>63679916
I think it may have been the second book where he was last really amazed by magic, specifically coming to the Weasleys home.
The trouble is, Harry never wanted superpowers or magic or anything, all he ever wanted was to have friends and a normal life. Which just keeps me wondering why the fuck didn't the Hat put him in Hufflepuff.
>>63677218
me on the right
>>63679645
Luck.
That's like Harry's best quality in the book.
>Book 1
h-his mother love saved him!
>Book 2
Fawkes out of nowhere, ty for the sword bro and crying in my poisoned wound
Book 3
>Oh, so Hermione had a time-turner all long, what a twist
Did they ever explained why Harry could use the patronus charm so efficiently?
>Book 4
Crouch Jr was basically the champion(told Harry about the broom, the egg and neville with the gillyweed, imperius'ed krum).
I give him points for surviving against Voldemort in the cemetery but the wands's connection was lazy as fuck
>Book 5
Dumbledore out of nowhere, meanwhile Harry is casting expelliarmus against murders
I don't even remember what happens after that, I haven't read the books in a while
>>63679494
That's a nice cameltoe she's got. For a man, I mean.
>>63678595
Rowling is a fucking hack
What do you expect
>>63676965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WIY6WlnJ1M
>>63678715
That was by Harold Bloom a God tier literary critic
>>63680213
>Did they ever explained why Harry could use the patronus charm so efficiently?
He spent like half the year practicing it. Should have done that every year with other magic.
>>63680213
>I don't even remember what happens after that
>Book 6
Dumbledore saves him from zombies, then from Death Eaters, then Snape saves him from Death Eaters
>Book 7
Hermione saves him and Ron constantly from Death Eaters, starvation, the elements, being identified by snatchers. Harry tries to kill himself but fails, then Voldemort kills himself because he technically broke a rule about how wands work and Harry takes the credit.
>>63680343
There's something I don't quite understand about the wand-lore they introduced so late in the books.
I mean, Harry and others were disarmed several times throughout the series by others, yet their wands never gave up their allegiance. Why?
>>63680403
>Harry and others were disarmed several times throughout the series by others, yet their wands never gave up their allegiance. Why?
Because mrmurfrrmumr *cough*
And why did Lockheart take Ron's wand and point it at him if using a wand which is loyal to the person you're attacking means it doesn't work properly? OK, Lockhart is a retard but I'm sure this happened other times in the series that I can't remember.
>>63680403
Because as comfy as the books are JK Rowling is a shitty writer
>>63680403
>>63680501
Because Rowling is a fucking hack
>>63680403
>>63680501
You're basically talking about it without thinking. There are several possible explanations, but you don't even try to see or understand them, you're just LOL PLOT HOLE LOOK AT ME I'M SO SMART.
>>63680540
And you haven't said shit to actually explain it, you just go "LOL YOU DON'T KNOW THE LORE LIKE I DO, LOOK AT ME I'M SO SMART".
>>63680540
>There are several possible explanations, but you don't even try to see or understand them
I asked so other people could answer if they knew. You sure showed us bro.
>>63680540
Just fillin the gaps yourself works when the work actually does have multiple possible in universe solutions that it alludes to.
Rowlings explanation is HURR DURR MAGIC
Just like when she wrote in time turners for like one book, and then never mentioned them again.
>>63680590
I won't explain it because you're not really interested in explanations and will just ignore me. You're interested in bashing plot holes. Just try and use your brain for once and you'll understand.
>>63680403
I thought only elder wand worked like that.
When Ron saw Harry's invisibility cloak why did he say, "Cool, an invisibility cloak, those a really rare" and not "HOLY FUCK YOU ARE HOLDING LITERALLY ONE THIRD OF THE WIZARD HOLY GRAIL"?
>>63680624
>I know, but I'm not gonna tell you, meanie!
Great response, no, truly amazing.
Now go make like a tree and fuck yourself.
>>63680629
Nah, remember Malfoy's and Bellatrix's wands?
>>63680624
>use your brains
>Harry potter
Please, this book was written for children.
A wizard did it is her explanation for like 50% of shit that happens
>>63680664
fucking this
>>63680616
>I asked so other people could answer if they knew.
Alright then, here how it is. The wands didn't change allegiance because they were quickly returned to their owners. Only wands that are taken for long periods of time start changing allegiances, and Rowling had said that wands with a Phoenix feather core (like Harry's) aren't prone to changing allegiances.
>Wands can take new masters. When a wand's master is disarmed, stunned, or killed, the wand may accept the old master's attacker as its new master, swaying its allegiance over to the wizard who won it from its preceding owner. This phenomena is mostly observed in the Elder Wand, which, according to Albus Dumbledore, only respects power. The Elder Wand will transfer its allegiance even if its defeated master is not in possession of it at the time. No other wand is known to share this trait.[3] Most wands are attached to their masters and will not easily discontinue their allegiance with the previous master, if at all. Indeed the original bond seems unlikely to be severed; if it were, then a defeated witch or wizard would be better served to acquire a new wand rather than continue using it because it would no longer perform at its peak for them — yet they don't. Furthermore, wands forcibly taken in circumstances of purely competitive or friendly nature or stolen without attacking the previous master will not change allegiance.
From the "wikia"
Basically, it happens because it does so
MAGIC NIGGA MAGIC
>>63680665
>remember Malfoy's and Bellatrix's wands
Not really, what happened with them?
>>63680664
>>63680699
Because Ron didn't have much experience with Invisibility Cloaks so he didn't realize how special that one was.
>>63680736
Ron, Harry and Hermione disarmed them and their wands switched allegiance.
>>63680664
I don't know if this was explained in the book or the movie but Invisibility cloaks usually last a while before they slowly lose their invisibility. I don't know why anyone else didn't pick up on this later on, though
>>63680710
What a cliché
>>63680797
>he's given us an explanation, look at this popnerd omg lolz
Fucking kill yourself.
Luna was perfect in almost every way.
>>63680797
I said I took it from the wikia, faggot.
It's not like that shit is always correct anyway.
>>63680832
>yfw evanna lynch spent 2 years in a mental institution because anorexia
>yfw now she has become fat again and people don't like her anymore
Poor girl.
>>63680832
>dating an empty headed ditz instead of the qtpatootie book worm
Shit taste senpai
>>63680710
>>63680781
So basically, it happens when it's convenient for the plot.
>>63680892
>hermione
>qt
Read the books faggot, she was a n annoying nagging bitch and Harry only had her around to do research for him, he couldn't stand her. She wasn't even that witty. The movies made her a Mary-Sue and gave Harry and Ron's witty lines to her.
>>63680888
i still like her, even fat but she is a super dirty hippie probably a SJW and likes black people.
that does not sit well with me.
>>63680892
Harry/Luna > Harry/Tonks > Harry/Hermione
prove me wrong.
>>63680949
>Harry/Tonks
How would that even happen in the first place?
Isn't she six years, or more, older than him?
How do they meet? I mean, in the books they only met in Harry's fifth year.
>>63680937
Don't bother, people idealize the character and identify her with Watson way too much, they're not actually responsive when confronted with reason and they outright ignore that Harry couldn't stand to be with Hermione without Ron to buffer her bullshit.
>>63681017
they met in the books and she was around the house for a while i think?, harry was just too fucking depressed or emo or something to not be a pussy.
They were at least friends i believe.
Plus 6 years is not that much of a difference desu.
I mean pairings don't have to make sense all the time.
>>63680937
>>63681017
I have no problem with frizzy hair and buck teeth you double niggers
Plus she was cute enough for an international sports star to date
>>63680949
Movie Tonks too ugly
Same problem with Harry/Narcissa
Both should be GOAT pairings otherwise
zzz
>>63681101
He only dated her in order to annoy his Wizard Nazi of a Headmaster, because she was a Magical Jew. Basically like some white teenage girl dating Tyrone to make her father mad.
>>63678676
sick of seeing this shit in every thread.
Get some new material Pleeb
Harry/Padma should have been a thing.
Delicious indian brownness with a british education.
>>63681083
Well, if pairings don't have to make sense, I'm gonna just go and say that Harry/Bellatrix is OTP.
But yeah, it's a fucking shame how she got so little time in the films. You see her in OOTP, then in HBP she's preggers and with Remus and you're like "What? When did this happen?"
>>63681101
Didn't Krum basically ask her out because she wasn't part of the horde that was stalking him through Hogwarts? Also, Krum's Bulgarian, they got ugly women, so to him even Moaning Myrtle was a 10/10.
>>63681135
Tena wasn't too shabby, but yeah, she should have been more attractive.
And the actress that played Narcissa was supposed to play Bellatrix first, but she was pregnant at the time, so they took up HBC for the part. Which is fantastic, I can't imagine Bellatrix otherwise now.
>>63673727
Well, you're supposed to hate her.
>>63681192
Alternative Universes are a blessing, most of them are shit or are retarded but there are a few jewels out there.
>>63681155
>Avatar
>Citizen Kane
>>63673114
you should stop dating wizards
>>63681192
Do your parents know you're a paedo, Odran?
>>63681265
This is a genuine question and concern by the way
>>63681155
Hey look the senpai its the same fag >>63678676
>>63681331
Senpai... yet 4chan changes it to the senpai.
>yfw Ginny was getting double penetrated by Dean and Michael while Harry was off saving the world
>yfw he married her and named their kids after two of the people who fucked up his life the most
>>63680937
Oh yeah and I forgot to mention, I don't give a shit about the books. The movies are the only decent part of the franchise
>>63681184
>Albus Severus Lucius Tom Marvolo Dobby Vernon Dudley Filch Mrs Figg Potter, did I ever tell you about the time me and Ron went on a double date with these two Paki girls who pretended to be Hindis and then one of them was nearly killed by her own father and brother for dating a non-Muslim? They were good friends.
>>63681365
>Dean
>staying at Hogwarts in their 7th year
Are you forgetting that Death Eaters were in control back then? Muggleborns got thrown into Azkaban or worse.
>>63681365
>Harry left qt Luna to be raped by Death Eaters
>Harry left qt Mione to be raped by Ron
>Harry left qt Gabrielle to ???
He had an entirely shit choice in women.
>>63681365
Did Ginny and Harry interacted AT all before 6th year?
i mean yeah he saved her and i don't remember anything else, did they had close conversations or stuff?
I swear fucking Luna interacted more with him, fucking Fleur interacted more with him before.
>>63681455
Yeah he was fucking camping with goblins the entire year the fucking nigger
>>63681470
Harry's true love was young Voldemort. He didn't really care for girls.
>>63681265
>28 years
>spends his time with 14-16yo discussing poorly written fiction based on existing work
Seriously mate
>>63681265
>>63681553
Alright who the fuck is this Odran guy
>there will never be an expansive "Witcher" like game set in the HP universe that the author squandered with high school romance and bad plotting
>>63681504
Ginny would basically fangirl squee whenever Harry was around and then in book 6 Harry got a monster in his chest and instead of seeing a healer decided he was in love with his friend's annoying little sister.
>>63681504
They interacted in Harry's 4th year, but that was just for the Quidditch World Tournament match between Bulgaria and Ireland. Then in OOTP they interacted because of the DA stuff. That's it.
>>63681470
>Gabrielle
Dude, she was like 8 in GoF.
>>63681645
>Dude, she was like 8 in GoF.
She's a Veela, she can take the D
>>63681617
I remember really hoping for an MMO, Elder Scrolls, or Diablo II-esque game set in the HP world. What a waste.
>>63681604
A paedo slavshit manchild
>>63681688
Remember when they revealed what Pottermore was? Everyone was hoping for an MMO. Then they revealed what it was and people were fucking disappointed.
>>63681698
So why are you so obsessed with him? I see him mentioned in every HP thread.
Girls that would have made for a better love interest for Harry than Ginny did, in no particular order:
Fleur
Hermione
Luna
Tonks
Padma
Parvati
Lavender
Pansy
Daphne
Tracy
Susan
Hannah
Romilda
Cho
Prof. Sinistra
Narcissa
Bellatrix
Molly
>>63681773
Because hes a real paedo and not one of the meme-esque kinds like the cunnyfag cancer. Real ones must be brought to justice
>>63681833
>le i hate ginny meme
You know you're just jumping on the wagon, right? you don't actually have reasons to hate her.
She has the same birthday as me, same day same year.
>>63681427
Scary to think there might be Muslim wizards, the amount of damage they could do if radicalized would be scary.
Non-stop Avada Kedavra wherever they went.
>>63675328
>She dyed her pubes pink
>>63681897
>You know you're just jumping on the wagon, right? you don't actually have reasons to hate her.
Really? That's amazing, can you tell me my opinions and motivation about Harry Potter next?
>>63681897
Her characterization is irritating. What little of it we get is like a sassy black woman and self-righteous sjw rolled into one.
>>63681949
Nigger wizards is scarier tbqh. Just think of how much they utilize the Imperius Curse to rape bitches, and probably use Engorgio Muh Dick as well.
>>63681962
Why do you hate her then? What's so bad about her?
>>63681833
>Hermione
No. She annoyed him and he hated hanging around her too much.
>Pansy
What?
>Daphne
Who?
>Tracy
Literally who?
>Susan
Bones? She barely gets a mention in the books.
>Hannah
Abbot? Again, like Susan, she barely gets mentioned save for the scenes with the badges.
>Romilda
Oh yeah, the chick that would dose him with a date-rape drug except it can last forever if she doses him regularly.
>Cho
As it was proven, she wasn't a good choice for him. Maybe if Cedric hadn't died, she could have been.
>Sinistra
Okay, now you're just reaching.
>Narcissa
Dude, what?
>Bellatrix
I'm not sure Harry's into dating unshaven, unwashed chicks that killed people and tortured one of his friend's parents into insanity.
>Molly
Oh come on.
>>63681736
MMOs are always shit. Always. No one has used the uniqueness of the MMO platform as a strength since the concepts were briefly fiddled with when they first were invented. Which is a true shame.
>>63681957
Yep.
>>63676991
jesus christ, the middle one looks like a fucking unibrow dracula holy fck
>>63681999
Hermione has all those qualities only much worse. So is Fleur. Ginny just doesn't give a shit.
>>63676991
Rowling sure ordered them to up the number of shitskins in the background in the later movies.
>>63681833
yes to all but Molly and Lavander and Cho.
>>63681331
sorry you anti art, pro reality show sensibilities but the first quoted one is actually only me
>>63682014
>No. She annoyed him and he hated hanging around her too much.
Really? I can only think of him being angry at her getting his broomstick confiscated because she thought it was a cursed gift from Sirius Black (she was half right) and their disagreement over the potions book and Malfoy (again, both were half right).
>>63677218
FUCK NO ITS THE G ODDAMN CHEERLEADER GROUP EFFECT AGAIN Are they fucking retarded wtf?
Not a single hot one in the group
>>63680217
I never noticed the wand holsters in the movie.
NEat.
>>63682123
Read this my friend, it gives plenty of examples of how Harry dislikes Hermione. http://www.hp-lexicon.org/essays/essay-hh-suited.html
>>63681427
>Be on date with a girl
>Spend the whole time sulking about another gilr
How unrealistic as fuck was this shit? No teenage boy is going to act this way while at a school dance.
>>63682131
>Harry and Fleur have 2 straps
>Krum and Cedric have 3
W-what does it mean?
>>63675627
More like a 5, most girls are hotter than her.
>>63682190
Not to mention they were hot as hell. In the books, anyway...
>>63682131
Shouldn't they be on their arms or something?
Also dat Karkaroff wew
>>63673727
meme opinion
>>63673936
there is a fanfic about her being raped by centaurs.it has a lot of cum inflation, belly bulge and mindbreak, its great.
>>63680217
>conceal carrying a wand
wow are they compensating for something who are they afraid of
demand stricter wand control now
Is this new one set in America going to be any good?
I can't imagine it being as comfy desu everyone gonna be too serious and loud about everything all the time.
>>63682395
If you like the movies that are already out and use words like "comfy" without irony then you'll probably like the new one, tumblrteen.
>>63682323
>>63682395
Fuck no.
They released a teaser for the film and it's absolutely retarded. Wizards and witches are dressed up as muggles.
>>63682006
>Why do you hate her then? What's so bad about her?
I'm not even that guy, I just thought it's silly to claim you know why he holds the opinions he holds.
I don't think she's a very good character though but I wouldn't say I hate her for the same reason: because she has no characterisation. What do you really know about her?
>Likes Quidditch
>Likes Harry
Harry potter has so much potential for weird ass sex fanfiction but its all wasted on muh harry/draco fucky fucky
>>63682520
>fanfiction
>>63682395
>semi-automatic wands
>>63682520
>not reading a nice Harry/Lily, Hary/sister-daughter, Ron/Ginny fic or a Harry/Fleur/Gabrielle fic
>>63682487
Yes because Daphne and Tracy have so much characterization.
Ginny had characterization and appearances, they just were very brief so they didn't really stuck much.
>>63682520
Yeah it's quite amazing how pretty much any fanfic fails to conjure any interesting plot or premise.
>>63682472
Karkaroff is hilarious in every shot tbqh
>>63682546
To be fair, it tends to have a shitton of trash, any kind of fanfiction, but in HP's case, it really does need fanfiction in order to flesh out the world since Rowling has failed to do so ever since she wrote the first book.
>>63682574
>harem fics
Literally the worst.
>>63678964
She's trying to fit my huge fuckin dick in her mouth but mine is still too big for her
So why did rowling decided to kill EVERYONE on her books?
Did she read too much GoT before or what the fuck happened.
>>63682599
>that face
I wonder if he enjoyed being in the movie. He looks goofy in every shot.
>>63682643
Impact value, nothing more.
From what people were talking back in those days, she planned on killing Hagrid and Arthur for good.
>>63682520
>sex fanfiction
The common term is fapfic, and iktf, Like 90% of AOOO sounds great then as you're going down the pairings list there's a bunch of guys at the end of it.
I only have 15 or so bookmarked and they're nearly all from hpfanficarchive which is basically a ghost town but it's the only community I'm aware of that's got 'no homo' as a rule
>>63682649
Karkaroff or Crouch? I got that impression about both of them.
