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Why is Mark such a massive cunt? The real fans far outnumber
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Why is Mark such a massive cunt? The real fans far outnumber the dealers. There were people that drove 9 hours just to see him at the premier and have him sign a picture.
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>>63670160
well they re stupid. they could buy it on ebay
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>sign so many that they become worthless
why wouldn't this work?
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Why would you even want Mark Hamill's signature?
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the original star wars cast are all bitter assholes
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>A real fan
Yeah fuck you cunt. Your signature sells for thousands of dollars, and you COMPLAIN about that?

I think I understand papparazzi now. Actors are vapid cunts
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>>63670160
Who the fuck gets autographs anyway they're fucking stupid and this person winging to based Mark about it is an autistic overgrown child
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>>63670242
>Fanboy'd over by the retro neckbeards for nearly 40 years
>Most notable work was one your first

Ye you'd probably be bitter in your older years too
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>>63670160
1) The fans who aren't dealers will appreciate it
2) It's okay to just be a dick and say you don't want to instead of blaming boogeyman
3) You've never been on ebay in your life you faggot I hope you ruin your face again

Not that I'd ever get an autograph. What's the point?
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>>63670270
Suprise suprise
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This movie is already turning into a train wreck
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he's just upset because he feels the signings should be a more sentimental thing. probably feels like a signature whore if people are just going to sell them away.
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Because he's a bitter shit.
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>>63670293
His most notable work is voicing the Joker.
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>>63670160
why does he go directly to ebay after signing stuff?
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i dont really disagree with him but even the concept of signature is stupid anway
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Why are collectors such cunts?
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>>63670341
because he's a self absorbed shit
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>/tv/ hating on mark hamill now

sorry, I mean reddit
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I hope Mark tracks him down and gives this manchild the shittest signature going
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And what's the big deal? Some actual fan will get it from you and some other fan will get it from the dealer because he loves your work so much he'd pay money for your fucking signature like a little ant, you moron. You don't have to make up excuses.
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>>63670365
They had absolutely no other skills besides hoarding things so when you point out that it's dumb, they try to say all hobbies are dumb and try to get philisophical on you "w-well why does anybody do anything at all? huh? huh? that proves you can't critize my hobby"
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>>63670160
>They shove pictures of him when he was young and good looking, into his now wrinkled and sagging hide
>"Hey, stupid washed up old cunt, could you sign this please?"

You just don't understand
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>>63670215
because he's obviously signing them and putting them on ebay himself

he's a smart motherfucker blaming it on other people doing that too

honestly I respect him more now that I've realized this
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>>63670436
If the guy's not harming you, why do you care?
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>>63670160

What's the point of having a piece of paper with someone signature anyway
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>thread last week praising Hamill
>thread this week condemning him

This is why I don't come to /tv/ anymore.
And I completely agree with him and would do the same thing in his place.
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He's probably lying about the ebay thing. The real reason might be the same why Felica Rose stopped signing for awhile (the feminine dick girl from Sleepaway Camp): the were forcing her to charge the fans for every signature. If she didn't want to charge, she was told to get the fuck out of the convention circuit. I'm guessing that premieres and shit have that kind of "rule" too. Maybe Hamill is just a bro who doesn't like to take advantage of his fans, but also doen't want to shit on Disney?
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>>63670240
this desu senpai
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>>63670436
>tfw I've gotten so many real nice records this way
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>>63670461
I don't care on a level like I'll think about it after I'm done talking to him, but I care in the moment it gets brought up. He's right. Collectors ARE cunts, they act cunty when it comes to their "hobby". It's more of an obsession than an enjoyment.
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>>63670461
because he's an insecure little cunt
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>>63670461
>people can do anything they want if it doesn't harm anyone else
this is how deep a mind of a manchild goes

>"HURR DURR I CAN BUY ACTION FIGURES, WATCH CAPESHIT, READ COMICS BECAUSE I"M NOT HARMING NO ONE GET OFF MY BACK NORMIESHIT"
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Why the fuck does anyone assume this guy is somehow obliged to scrawl his name on whatever for complete strangers?

>hurr durr he's nothing without the fans!

No, if it wasn't for people like him the fans wouldn't have shit to fill their empty fucking lives with. These people don't owe you shit.
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>>63670476
upvoted :)

EDIT: Thanks for the gold!
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>>63670508
Well, how should they live their life?
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>>63670508
kek, stay mad Fedorius
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>>63670501
The ones who are insecure are the ones who have to jump to defensive mode when somebody points out that they have shit taste in hobbies and interests. If I liked something shitty, I'd just admit it and get on with my life, not try to justify myself to strangers. Part of living in a first world country is interacting with other humans, guy.
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>>63670522
Oh hi Mark!
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>>63670508
nobody complains about you complaining about what people do on a bratislavan fava bean farming image board
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>>63670549
With some worth and contribute to society by doing more than buying, shitting and eating.
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>>63670522
don't cut yourself on that edge
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>>63670583
Says the guy on /tv/ at 9 AM in a star wars thread
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What about the fans who can't get to meet him and still want his autograph? Isn't it good that they can get one from Ebay if they want it?
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>>63670340
>A voiceover in a children's cartoon is more notable than the central role in the most iconic movie franchise ever.
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>>63670583
I mean if you're paying taxes you're already contributing to society
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>>63670583
good goy
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>>63670600

How the fuck is it edgy to say that someone you don't know doesn't owe you time of day just because you demand it?
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>>63670454
This would make sense, all he does is shitty batman cartoons so he would have to supplement elsewhere
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>>63670469
selling it on ebay
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>>63670602
I contribute more to society than you will ever will faggot. As you open up 10-20 tabs of porn and cum within 5 minutes of the first video i already helped at least 2-5 african kids by donating 100 dollars after camwhoring to c.ucks like you on freecams.com
checkm8 m8
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>>63670380

That or someone just tipped him off to begin with, and now he lurks
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>>63670476
It's like there's several different people with different opinions posting here. I agree with Mark too, but don't be a fucking faggot. If you only want threads that agrees with you you should fuck off and find yourself a safe space.
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>>63670340
Barely anyone knows his voice work, compared to Luke
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>>63670639
Because these people made and make him famous and rich and no matter how many mental gymnastics you'll do and no matter how many times you'll look down upon them as some pleb bydlo, you're never gonna change that. I'm not saying he should walk up to every fan, all I'm saying is he should give some of that good back. Otherwise he's a Hollywood cunt stuck in his ways and you're his minion.
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>>63670240
why wouldn't you? he's bestJoker and Luke.
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>>63670160
Just only sign one item per person. If they then sell it, well, they deserve it for waiting for so long in the rain.
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>>63670714
The people didn't make him famous and rich the studio did you retard
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why does he know so much about this shit?

holy shit, mark is in on this, isn't he?
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>>63670778
he's been in the business for a long time signing shit because he was into manchild entreatment like BTAS and star c.ucks
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>>63670745
And studio sells him to empty seats, right? Gr8 b8.
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>>63670714
>Because these people made and make him famous and rich

You're acting like they watch his shit as a personal fucking favor.

No. They like it. They choose to watch it because they enjoy it.

If I run a sandwich shop and you enjoy the fuck out the sandwich I made you, I'm glad, but don't start thinking I owe you anything other than the goddamn food you paid for.
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>>63670809
They don't have to go watch the movies or buy into the fame just like how he doesn't have to sign fucking autographs
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mark is a broke scumbag
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well he's not paranoid. I red carpet in London all the time (Leicester Sq. is practically 3 minutes from my flat) and I see eBayers/autograph "collectors" crowd the front of the gates every single premiere. They're usually middle aged men who are always alone and they make friends with the paparazzi to make it seem less suspicious that they're always there.

They usually have black binders full of cast photos (big giveaway) that they just flick open and have the celebs sign. Then they sell them on eBay like 30 mins later.
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If I was him I'd autograph tonnes of things and flood the market with them, so dealers would leave my shit alone.
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>yfw he refuses to do it because he's the one selling them and wants the entire market for himself
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>I collect celebrity signatures
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>>63671776
it's obvious. he's very knowledgeable on the trade. >>63670778
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Autographs are retarded 2bh
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>>63671776
>>63671800
you may be onto something...
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>become a millionaire in your 20s by pretending for a living
>get buttflustered when enterprising folk see an opportunity to make a buck

It's a tough world out there and we all gotta eat. Don't see the problem desu.

I remember a famous football player in my country bitching about this in an interview. He made more money in a week I could dream of earning in a year and thinks he can shit on the little guy.
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>>63671988
Hamill and footballers don't get paid to sign autographs
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>>63671797
aw shit man, I made this gif

thanks for using it
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>>63671561
It's a tough economy, good on them. If he can create value by signing a piece of paper then what's the problem? Seems like it's the fact that it benefits other people that bothers him, pretty selfish. They're putting in the effort.
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>>63672053
But he's creating collectable for someone who maybe can't get there and get an autograph in person. He's still creating something that will bring joy to people.
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>>63672053
They do. Look it up. It's all a big business now (unless you encounter MH on the street and ask him for one). You have to pay to get the signature. part of the money goes to him, a part to his agent/agency, the rest to the place he's signing autographs in.
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I seriously don't get the obsession with celebrity autographs and pictures, are you afraid people aren't going to believe that you met them?
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>>63670160
>you shouldn't be able to sell your property
Why does he hate the free market so much?
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>>63672141
Not all celebrities do that, though.
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>>63670160
Why doesn't he just sign a different signature each time, it'll look like a fake to sellers but it will have sentimental value people that got it themselves.
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Is this board actually full with real shut in neckbeards? It seems fom reading this thread.

No one owes nothing to anyone. Much less the "i-i saw your movies, i deserve t-things from you" crowd. Jesus christ, grow up and get yourself a proper job, you disgusting manchildren.
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>>63670646
>shitty batman cartoons
>shitty
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harrison had no problem signing things. mark is just a sad miserable person.
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>>63670508
>>63670583
>>63670660
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>>63672268
Fine, then come out and say it. "I won't sign your bullshit because I could not give less of a shit about you, ebayer or not."
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>>63670242
>butthurt that his spacetoy hero won't sign his greasy episode IV T-shirt
>goes crying about it on a weeb imageboard

Who's bitter?
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>>63672340

does Hamill owe an explanation to anyone?

whats up with entitled cunts nowadays?
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>millionaries complaing about people making money
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>>63672393
I'm sure having to stop and sign dozens of shit wherever you go that aren't even for fans is pretty fun
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>>63672389
But anon, he was in that one movie forty yeara ago that they LIKED

He owes them
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>>63672389
Then say fucking nothing at all. Can't have it both ways.
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>>63672455
mark isn't even that famous and probably isn't even recognizable outside of these nerd events. i doubt he's getting mobbed in the street everyday for autographs.

if he shows up to one of these events he might as well sign a couple of autographs.
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Why not just set it up so he will sign personalized photos via the internet for $100 a pop?
Undercut the crap out ebay, make profit for himself and third thing.

He's already signing for fans for free IRL, so why not do it for profit via the internet?
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>>63670187
severely underrated post
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>>63672538
>stars in one of the most popular trilogies of all time

Yeah I bet he lives a life of quiet anonymity
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>>63672538
You forget that star wars nerds are the highest level autismos
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>>63672538
>>63672604
You idiots do realize that Star Wars was HUGE when it came out right? It's not just some niche nerd cult movie

Autismos are definitely abound, but you'd have trouble finding someone in the US who didn't know what it was
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>>63672538
In fairness, though, it is probably nerd cult icons whose autographs sell for most since their fans are by far the most obsessive. You have Comic Con where C-list science fiction stars sit signing one after the other to queues and queues of people, and given that Mark Hamill is both Luke Skywalker and BTAS Joker, his signature probably goes at a premium. I say fair play to him for monopolizing on the industry and selling it himself, to be honest. It's no different from what they do in the diamond trade.
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I agree with him. Why should he waste time signing for some obese manchild when he could be giving an autograph to a little kid or other such fan who actually wants his autograph to keep and treasure instead of shilling it on ebay?
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>>63670571
>Part of living in a first world country is interacting with other humans, guy.

But actually the first world is trying as hard as it can to reduce human interaction to the most basic levels until it can be extinguished completely.
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>>63672538
There are a lot of lesser known celebrities who have fans around to sign stuff wherever they go
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>make incredible efforts to collect autographs from celebrities to give those who can't ever possibly ask for one, like people living far, far away, disabled and other downtrodden folks
>ask for money when you sell them ONLY so it covers part of your expenses like gas and such, so you can continue your altruistic mission
>hated and despised by everyone everywhere, every time

Are sign-providers the most misunderstood and abused Robin Hoods of our time? I honestly respect them.
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>>63672745
>complaining about this on an anonymous image board

Shouldn't you be outside harassing strangers?
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>>63670340
Not his most notable, but his best.

Probably his favorite, too.
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>>63672807
I'm not complaining at all.
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>>63672538
>i doubt he's getting mobbed in the street everyday for autographs.

This is how much Mark Hamill makes on the convention circuit just for his autograph.
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>>63672774
Well, they are more worthy than film critics
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>>63672393
Imagine if you drove 10 hours out of your way just to get there because you wanted to see the cast. You get in line, you stay there for hours and put up with the annoying neckbeard autismos, but that's ok because you're just here to see your favorite character and get his autograph.

Then when he finally shows up he's mobbed by like 50 people for autographs, and it's obvious that they're scalpers just looking to resell, and they take up so much of his time that he doesn't even get to you.

That's probably what it comes down to. That and to be quite frank my familia if I were in Mark's position it would kind of make me feel like a whore if I knew everything I was autographing wasn't going to a fan's enjoyment but in fact straight to their bank account.
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>>63672856
In America you must tip too
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>>63670215
Because it rarely ends up working that way, pic very much related.
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>>63672774
Now change that with any company in existence. If you think any profitable company is justified by simply supplying a demand, then you must be the most hardcore anarcho capitalist in human history.

>altruistic mission
>makes a profit

Now you are going to tell me the Rothschilds, Carnegies, etc.. Are all "gud bois dindu nuffins, blame murkets"
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>>63672856
I have no idea what that currency even is
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>>63672913
this pretty much.

i didn't see anyone defending scalpers when amiibos were hot shit because they were just doing what they had to do to make money.
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>>63670215
We're talking Star Wars fans here, mate. They've been taught to buy up every kind of mass-produced tat ever since they were little kids. It's what Star Wars has always been about.
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>>63673018
>Second most known currency
>Looks like an E
>Don't even know what it is

American education, everyone
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>>63670160
>I waste my time searching for my autographed memorabilia on ebay

Jesus Mark, take another voice-over gig and get out of the house for a bit.
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>>63672774
It is said that Robin Hood fought against the looting rulers and returned the loot to those who had been robbed, but that is not the meaning of the legend which has survived. He is remembered, not as a champion of property, but as a champion of need, not as a defender of the robbed, but as a provider of the poor. He is held to be the first man who assumed a halo of virtue by practicing charity with wealth which he did not own, by giving away goods which he had not produced, by making others pay for the luxury of his pity. He is the man who became the symbol of the idea that need, not achievement, is the source of rights, that we don’t have to produce, only to want, that the earned does not belong to us, but the unearned does. He became a justification for every mediocrity who, unable to make his own living, has demanded the power to dispose of the property of his betters, by proclaiming his willingness to devote his life to his inferiors at the price of robbing his superiors. It is this foulest of creatures — the double-parasite who lives on the sores of the poor and the blood of the rich — whom men have come to regard as a moral ideal. And this has brought us to a world where the more a man produces, the closer he comes to the loss of all his rights, until, if his ability is great enough, he becomes a rightless creature delivered as prey to any claimant — while in order to be placed above rights, above principles, above morality, placed where anything is permitted to him, even plunder and murder, all a man has to do is be in need. Do you wonder why the world is collapsing around us? That is what I am fighting… Until men learn that of all human symbols, Robin Hood is the most immoral and the most contemptible, there will be no justice on earth and no way for mankind to survive.
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I've never understood autographs to begin with. And today, with everyone carrying around a portable camera where you can easily check that you got a good shot, why on earth would any fan want an autograph instead of a photo? The autograph doesn't prove you met anyone, the photo does. Hell, the photo even gives you the chance to sniff them and everything.

Autographs are for posers, real oldfags and scalpers.
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>>63670160

I think getting a picture with him is better than an autograph
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>>63673076
so the euro then?
why would I ever need to know that unless im going over there or selling/buying something internationally? do you know the currency symbol for every single country?
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>>63673336
Mate, I'm not the Anon you speak to, but Euro is like German in language selection screen.
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>>63673076
>Looks like an E

It doesn't really, though. It looks like a C with two lines through it.
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>>63670613

>most iconic childrens movie franchise ever

ftfy desu senpai
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Autographs are fucking retarded
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>>63670240
To sell on ebay
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Carrie Fisher will sign your tits.
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>>63670583

your life is literally meaningless NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO because our universe is destined to nothingness and you're immeasurable contribution to society will fall on the deaf ears of the universe
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>>63674241
Carrie fisher was a party girl. She'd fucking do lines off your dick if there weren't any cameras around
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>>63670215

Dali tried this once, sign so much shit that, in theory, the works without signature would be the real valuable shit. It got so out of hand there's actually fake prints with a genuine Dali signature.
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>>63674241

That's a very weird face to make at Carrie Fisher for signing your tits.
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>>63672278
Grow up child.
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>>63674561
>implying "meaningless" has any meaning beyond what humans want it to mean
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>>63670160
He's right, dumbass anons. It's fucking disrespectful. You might as well just hand some fucking money to these people.
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>>63674713
Dali was signing blank canvases, and having others paint them.
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Autographs are weird
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>>63670406
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>>63670160
>>63670187
>>63672564

samefag
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>>63670160
People who ask for autographs are so cringey. Nobody who asks for an autograph makes more than 30k a year and are bottom-dwelling scum. Instead of signing his name he should write "Suck my juicy cock" on their shitty Star Wars garbage
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>>63675164
>>63675195
all me desu
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>>63673076

>Looks like an E

No.
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OP is assuming even real fans wouldnt hock his signature for some fast cash
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>>63674715
Ming Na-Wen is a very weird girl.
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>>63670160
he should just do selfies with fans. selfies are the new autographs.
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>>63670160

I really don't understand the "autograph" thing. It's just a guy who was in a movie. He's cool and everything, but why do you need him to sign shit? What do you get out of that?

I also think it's obnoxious when people act like they're ENTITLED to it just because you're a "fan." Like, it's his job to be in the movie and attend the premiere, that's why you like him, it's not his job to stand around for 4 hours afterwards getting mobbed by losers and signing posters until he develops carpal tunnel syndrome
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>>63670436
Don't talk shit abou collectors.
I make my living selling stupid crap like vintage cereal boxes.
It pays actually surprisingly well
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>>63675242
ditto. nobody sells selfies
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>>63674241
Is that Ming-Na Wen?

lewd
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He's fucking sixty-something, why should he pander to fans, it's not like he's still trying to get big Hollywood roles. He just doesn't feel like siging shit.
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>>63670160
Ironically his signature is valuable precisely because he refuses to sign.

Want to turn it from profit machine for dealers to memento for fans? Sign more.

Supply and demand, Mark, supply and demand.
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Maybe "fans" should grow up and stop demanding the time of someone you don't know so you can deface some product with someone's name for no reason.
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>>63675554
You think he doesn't know that?
I am sure 100% of any new item on the market comes from Mark himself.
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>>63670160
HE DOESNT OWE YOU ANYTHING OTHER THAN HIS WORK

YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO ANY PART OF HIS LIFE OR PERSONAL TIME

Nerds are literally the worst fans.
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>>63670160
>Tired of seeing what I sign on ebay within hours

How would he even know? Does he sit around Googling himself and looking up his name on eBay just to see what pops up? Who does that?
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>>63675616
this tttttttbbbbbbbbhhhhhhh
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Meh he should just sign deals with companies to make those pretty framed prints and sign those. I agree with him that dealers are fucking obnoxious as shit and just as bad as paparazzi.

I worked in a ball park and saw adult males pay children (not their children) $5 a pop to get star players to autograph balls for them. The athletes thought they were giving the kids momentos....

I don't see the appeal of autographs at all in current year. Selfies with someone are far more interesting.
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>>63672288
He's finally free though, no more Han and he doesn't give a shit.
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>>63670660
did you seriously just said "i contribute to society" by camwhoring to gullible fools and giving money to africans?

even with the assumption that helping african kids is a good thing, by any leftist measure your charity is hurting them
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If I became famous I'd just get a custom stamp made with my signature, and copyright it to boot for shits and giggles.
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>>63670340
Loved his work as the Joker. Brilliant stuff.
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>>63671875

Better keep these price up.

There should be a sweet spot for him.

10 secondes to do a 1500$ proper sign.


360x1500 = 540 000$ per hour.

Yeah don't bother with these dirty greedy fans, mark.
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>>63672288
Mark is far from miserable. I bet he's the happiest of the three oldies. He really comes off as the most comfortable in his own skin.
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>>63670714
He does give back to the fans, He is a fucking awesome human being. Profiteers are faggots like yourself who take up space and waste people precious time.
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>>63670160
>The real fans far outnumber the dealers.

Not in the autograph game.

Most people willing to wait hours for a autograph plan on selling it.

That's not a customer, that's someone in another business, and fuck him.
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>>63673336
>€
>currency known all over the world
>currency used everywhere in europe
>currency that trades higher than the dollar
>highest reserve currency after the dollar
how ignorant can you be. people know what $ and £ mean. also ¥. it's sad how despite being originally unbiased, i understand more and more every day about how americans are complete uncultured uneducated idiots
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>>63678523
If you keep your eyes and ears open, you learn something someone else knew already every day.
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>>63678601
yeah b-but..m-muh american dream ;_;
>mfw america in 50's and 80's was goat
>mfw it's been all downhill since JFK died (reagan's time was ok)
>mfw 9/11 and social media whores
>mfw lawsuit culture, sjw's, dollar is worthless, retarded tax code, penal code, tons of infrastructure is retarded like banks, student loans, etc
>mfw they probably have the hardest immigration programs aside from north korea
>mfw oversaturated marketing on everything, fucking news articles are adds in disguise now
>mfw i still want to come to america because i believe it'll be great again someday (but muh trump will fuck immigration reform)
literally what is wrong with me
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>>63678820
>mfw i still want to come to america because i believe it'll be great again someday (but muh trump will fuck immigration reform)

Maybe they don't want you there? Maybe you should stay where you are and try to make it better rather than scuttling off to take advantage.
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>>63679153
bro, i'm already an immigrant in a country to which i came to when i was young
>scuttling off to take advantage
take advantage of what? america in its current state is literally the worst 1st world country to be in. Economy is garbage, also all the reasons i listed previously, huge social issues, police brutality, gun control, gang violence, etc. the whole "Land of the Free, Home of the Brave" thing does not apply for well over a decade now, you have basically the least freedoms of any other 1st world country

it's sad that trump is literally the best candidate they have. it's cool that he has personality and would be remembered in the history books for being hardcore, and he would fix the economy, but come on, seriously now? he's the best you got?

if i'm gonna take advantage of anything it's gonna be trying to make money in stocks before the fucking dollar collapses because the chinese literally own you
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>>63670256
whats goin on here?

gourmetcoffee.jpg
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>>63677874
I'm not a profiteer, you redditor moron. Nice ad hominem.
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>>63679457
I see someone gets all of their cultural knowledge from Fox News and Al Jazeera.

Are you black? Are you committing a crime?
If no/no, then you don't have a problem with the cops.

Trump isn't even the #1 candidate in his own party, much less the entire race (he's #3 for repubs and no one will back him).

Etc.
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>>63670256
>Yeah fuck you cunt. Your signature sells for thousands of dollars, and you COMPLAIN about that?
Maybe because he doesn't see a penny of those thousands of dollars, you fucking dipshit.
You'd bitch and whine and complain too if you were in his position.
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>>63673121
>typing all of that bullshit out
>making a guy that steals from the rich that stole from the poor via threat of force and exorbitant taxes out to be some communist SJW
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>>63679895
>thinking i have fox news where i live
>thinking i don't know fox are garbage
>thinking i know what al jazeera is at all
>thinking minorities being discriminated is fine
>never having seen cases of abuse of power from cops who ignore property rules, shoot dogs, shoot (white) people and are generally corrupt, along with the courts
>thinking suicide by cop isn't a thing
>thinking that "sovereign citizens" aren't a thing
did you literally just ignore EVERYTHING i said was wrong with america because lel i'm white

trump is no. 1 republican candidate and does incredibly well in swing states, though the election is still a year away so it hardly matters. he doesn't need much backing because of his immense wealth.
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>>63678820
>reagan's time

wow, I don't know whether you're literally 14-15 years old, or are just really, really stupid
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>>63680299
enlighten me, then.
during his 2 terms (aka all of the 80's), the US had a huge cultural revolution. Come on, everybody loves the 80's. Also he raised GDP, brought down unemployment, lowered taxes, made amazing trade conditions & environment, plus it's reagan. a fucking actor from the 50's who became president for 2 terms and collapsed the soviet union, also when shit was going down in the middle east he just bombed those fucks. he's fucking based.

literally the only thing he did wrong was severely worsen the public debt and some meme things like war on drugs
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>>63674241
Carrie Fisher is fucking based
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>>63679153
You're already taking full advantage of where you happened to be born. The argument that everybody has a duty to fix the hellhole they were born into is stupid. Sometimes you just gotta get out of there and let the old systems crumble. We're humans, as long as our views are compatible and we can coexist in peace, it shouldn't matter what geographical location we were born into.
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>>63674241
Carrie Fisher signing Ming-na's tits.

just
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>>63670160

>not signing shit himself and selling it

He's gotta be fucking dumb right?
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If you're selling on ebay why not just forge the signatures?
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>>63671875
Dude, they'll go up 500% when he dies, the eBay seller was saying he's got 5 years to live!
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>>63680997
>implying he doesn't
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>>63680898
>it shouldn't matter what geographical location we were born into.
It shouldn't, you're right. But people rape, people steal, people knowingly taken advantage of others and people allow themselves to be overtaken by poisonous ideologies. Honestly? If Islam wasn't a thing, most people would be far more amiable towards the idea of immigration.
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>>63670714
>WAAAH! GIMME GIMME GIMME! I'M ENTITLED GIMME GIMME!
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>>63681007
Autismos (the only people who buy this shit) probably can tell.
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>>63674241
I would happily party with Fisher today and let her do lines of cocaine whilst I fuck her.

Imagine this with 20 year old Carrie

FUUUUCUCCCCCCCCCCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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>>63681549
Girls don't fuck guys that use the word whilst
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>>63670714
HURRRRR IM IN LOVE WITH THIS CHARACTER ON TV


I MUST INVADE THE ACTORS PERSONAL SPACEEE FOR MY AUTISM OVERLOADDD

I CANT SEPERATE REALITY FROM FICTION I MUST MEEET THIS CHARACTER


OMG THE MAN I SAW ON SCREEN IS NOTHING LIKE THE ACTOR THAT PORTRAYED HIM EURRRRGHHHHH IM SO ENTITLED URGGGHHH I DINT HAVE A JOB HURRRGVVHHH
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>>63681586
I'm not a virgin, you are. I can talk like a autist all I want. My cock has been inside vagina. Yours hasn't. Now go lose weight and get a haircut you mop headed fuck.
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>>63681655
>I'm not a virgin, you are.
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>>63681655
>whilst
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>>63681655
>I know you are but what am I
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>>63674241
>her face in photos 5 and 6

bitch is fugin aroused.
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>>63681007

Same reason people who cheat in speed runs get caught.

The only people who care about this sort of thing are autistic enough to tell the real from the fake.
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>>63670714
Those people paid money in exchange for the products. They saw the film and he recieved his money. Neither party owes anything to the other beyond that. If you contracted somebody to do work for you, would you then expect them to owe you favours afterwards?
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>>63682235
>someone who cheats in speed runs gets caught
In English, doc
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>>63670160
>ISIS will never kill a room full of these people at the premier
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>>63682867
Cheats on a speed run? Are you a twit.

Do you not know what a speed run is?
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>>63684209
I just googled it and I can confidently say go back to /v/ you NEET twitch-watching gaywad
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>>63670406
kept re-reading as Jacob J. Jew
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>>63677777
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>>63670187
Post of the thread
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>>63670160

That sounds perfectly reasonable to me
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>>63684209
>Cheating on a speed run
Truly these are the worst kind of people
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>>63679951
>typing all of that bullshit out
Even worse, he copied it from Atlas Shrugged.
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>>63672086
>It's a tough economy, good on them

Not the guy you're replying to, but you've clearly never met any of these fuckers.

They're human scum without an ounce of respect or integrity.

Here's a pic of your typical dealer at work.

They're not fans hoping to get an autograph, they're parasites hoping so prey on you and people desperate for merchandise. They're the entire reason it's so hard to get anything signed in the first place.

I say gas them all.
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>>63684655
Here's another.
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>>63670341
He buys all his signed merchandise back, if he can't have it no one else can
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I wouldn't sign a single g'damn thing.

Nothing.
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What's the point of an autograph anyway? Can someone please explain this to me, without talking about it's monetary worth. Why do you want it? What are you supposed to do with it? Just because you have the signature, does it somehow prove anything other than you being in the same room as a celebrity? Is that really something to be proud about? I mean, you haven't connected to them on any level except the most shallow one possible. You most likely haven't asked them a question they haven't heard ten thousand times before. WHAT IS THE POINT?
It's the same as if you were to meet a celebrity for some reason in an interview kind of situation. What do you even have to talk about with 90% of these people that they haven't already told to death or that they actually want to talk about? Nothing.

I'm not shitting on your experiences, I just don't "get" it.
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>>63670160
Dunno, he makes some pretty good autographs
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I don't give a fuck about the celebrities, if they're worth harassing then they're most likely grossly overpaid.

No matter how despicable paparazzi or autograph shillers are I have more sympathy for them because they don't get to wipe their assholes with a regular persons monthly salary.
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>>63680456
But Reagan raised taxes
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>>63685370
yeah I also hate successful people, fuck those guys!
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why does he have to sign anything?

How entitled are people?
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>>63671619
This is the correct solution. Offer to sign tons of them. Do it until your hand hurts. then watch as the value drops to nothing.
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>>63685795
So you support some people having more money than any human being needs for several lifetimes while some people get shit on for having to sell signatures to make rent? Cool.
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>>63686319
yes?
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did you retards miss these posts:

>>63671875
>>63670778

mark isn't signing autographs because he's selling that shit himself. it has nothing to do with protecting fans from "dealers". the dealers are just hurting his bottom dollar.
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What if he just has arthritis
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>>63688101
hopefully it kills him soon
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>>63670160

Bit of a weak excuse. Not everyone is going to put it on ebay. Why should he care? Plenty of fans want to keep his signature and he should be doing it for them.
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