>movie opens on a funeral
>closeup on casket
>'yup, that's me'
never seen that
>yup that's me starts playing
>>63669649
Name 10 movies, redditor.
name 5 movies where this happen
>>63669673
not (You) but Huckleberry Finn
>>63669649
>'yup, that's me'
>it ain't me starts playing
Name several movies where this happens
>how did you get past the mainframe so quick?
>I invented it starts playing
>>63669847
name 5 movies where this occurs
>character looking through binoculars
>binoculars pov
>character scans horizontally past point of interest before darting back
>>63669763
lol'd
>>63669922
name some movies, frogblogger.
>>63669649
>characters enter a home
>no one takes their shoes off
>>63669970
>'take your shoes off' starts playing
>character lets the dogs out
>>63669649
>born in a casket starts playing
>movie about onions
>somebody once told me the world (is gonna roll me) starts playing
>>63669763
>time travel element is introduced
>the characters travel through time
>they land
>someone asks "where are we?"
>the nerd character pushes up his fucking glasses and puts on his biggest most shit eatingest grin
>"Don't you mean...WHEN are we?"
>>63669970
>"home sweet home"
>character brushing his teeth
>spits without rinsing with water
>no blood or chunks of beef
>>63670542
>no blood or chunks of beef
Anon I think you need to visit a dentist.
>character goes to the movie theater
>doesn't go in barefoot
>school lets out last day of school
>"woah woah stop. see that guy back there? That was me."
>>63670791
>zooms in on jock character
>"no no no" *record scratch*
>camera quickly zooms past jock onto nerdy character
>THAT'S ME
>>63670542
this doesn't even happen to me when i haven't brushed in 2 weeks
>>63669649
>in a casket
>I bet you are wondering how I got here
>character falling from plane
>you might be wondering how I got into this situation. Well, it all started about 3 months ago...
>three months earlier
>Pan over shot of southern California school where diverse students are hanging out and laughing before the day begins
>>63669649
>movie opens on a funeral
>it ain't me starts playing
>Character gets the door
>Water delivery
>>63670883
please don't tell me you've gone 2 weeks without brushing past the age of 10
>>63669649
>brutal violence
>classical music
>>63670883
I eat a lot of beef yo
>>63669940
Oh come on you prick that ones hackneyed as hell.
>>63670923
2 weeks is small time. you never did it just to see how long you could go without it? i'll bet you participate in no fap November or whatever it is
>>63670959
>character says or whatever it is, denoting unfamiliarity with the concept
>secretly a leading authority on said concept
>>63670986
i'm not a cop dumbass you see a badge?
>>63670929
>brutal violence
>upbeat and happy dance music
>>63670959
you need some colgate brah, wtf do your teeth look like?
>character looks through binoculars
>scans area
>see someone looking back at character, also with binoculars
I love this.
>>63669649
Name two movies, 8 flicks, and thirty two films that do this.
>hangs up without saying goodbye
>every movie ever
why?
>>63670368
never happend
>>63671067
Back to the Future
>movie starts with a sex scene, between a black male and a white female
>you can notice a white guy watching them from the other side of the room
>camera zooms in on the white guy
>"yep, that's me."
>>63669940
>frogblogger
o im laffin
>>63669861
league of extraordinary gentlemen
eagle eye
the current
simpsons multiple times
robots (the robot movie?)
>>63671164
Also Skyfall
>>63671064
heyyyyyyyyyy
>>63671108
Why are Americans so obsessed with black guys?
>>63669940
Star Wars
Master and Commander
Your mothers sex tape
This thread would be if every single movie starred Kuzco from The Emperor's New Groove.
>>63671463
>that image
>character takes a shit
>doesn't use the bidet
>>63671584
>character takes a shit
What?
Do you mean leave a poo?
>>63671608
>not posting the intro where they slowly get naked and talk to the camera like it's a wes anderson movie
>>63671608
>Ops house.gifv
>>63671608
shit im 100% straight and this gave me a boner
wtf is wrong with me
>>63671673
>im 100% straight
Not anymore.
>>63671673
Dicks are great. If you watch lesbian porn you're halfway a fag already, you should always watch at least straight porn.
>>63671608
Mods there is porn here. Delete the post and ban the user please.
>>63671673
>100% straight
>gay sex
>boner
>>63671673
Arrow needs to bend in order to fire
>>63671608
I really wish I was gay. This looks so much fun
>>63671727
What the fuck are you talking about
>>63671744
Even if you were gay they wouldn't let your fugly ass join in.
>>63671727
What the fuck are you trying to say?
>>63671764
He's saying your father and I understand and don't care that you like buttplay.
>>63671727
Confirmed for having zero knowledge on archery.
>>63671608
>tfw want to suck cock really bad but cant because im not gay
life is suffering t︂b︂︂h
>>63671864
impressive
>small object falls and hits the floor in slow motion as character dies
>>63671608
>mod leaves this up but deletes the tranny thing
>>63671764
>>63671798You're a little gay. We all are
>>63671962
Why not? I am as straight as they come but I have sucked a few dicks because I have a penis fetish
Just imagine it's a girl
>>63670929
>burtal violence
>no music
https://youtu.be/DTWYQhTT388
>>63672088
No you're gay m8
>>63670855
These threads are shit, but where does this happen? I swear it was a cartoon.
Wait I might be thinking of The Emperor's New Groove. That's a good movie tbqphwyf.
>Tango
>por una cabeza starts playing
>bites rose
>>63672043
>>63671801
>>63671727
Arrows don't bend to fire retards.
>I can get it done in 4 hours
>You have 2
>I'll do it in 1
>>63672133
Nah I don't have sexual feelings towards men I only love penises
>>63671608
>at a gay orgy
>it ain't me starts playing
>Liberty 285
>code 6
>105 north avenue
>52
>>63672299
This. Being homo means wanting to like, love a man, spoon with him, wake up and kiss him even if he has a beard. that's really ultra gay. being gay isn't about genetalia. i'm straight and can admit vaginas are disgusting to look at, regardless of how good they feel.
>>63670929
I SEE TREES OF GREEN
>>63671524
>that image
X and Y have an argument
> X says something too harsh
> they both look at eachother
> ''I'm sorry''
X and Y are about to kiss
> someone interupts
Perfect american family morning
> dad kiss mom behind her neck while holding her
> kids play with food and look silly :^^D
> le sweet mom autority comment ''stop doing that to your sister''
Boring movie moment
> mom/grandmothe gives doll speech about life and shit
End of movie
> Car cops and camera fades out
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. I just can't anymore
>>63672698
>car cops
i want to see the officer be the car itself
way too obvious
>>63672742
oups yeah i mistyped
dumb frogposter
>"It will take me 20 hours"
>You've Got Two Minutes starts playing
>>63669704
Underrated
>movie opens with a quote from the bible
>>63671727
what did anon meant by this?
>>63669649
>>63669922
>>63669970
>>63672905
>movie opens with a quote from Nietzsche
>movie opens
>"So I thought today was going to be like every other day. I couldn't be more wrong."
>a character comments on the beauty of the Quran
>>63673500
>a character irrationally is afraid and hates an entire people because of a holy book that exists
>>63673538
>aloha snackbar
>explodes
What did he mean by this?
>>63673113
>From the Latin verb religare: "to tie back; to hold back; to thwart from forward progress; to bind"
>some retards will genuinely believe this
For everyone asking, I'm pretty sure American Beauty did something like this
name two movies, six films and one kìno where this happens
>>63673538
Nice taqiyya, Ahmed.
>>63671727
I think you meant to say fly cuck, and even then not really
>protags wife gets keked by a nigger
>the cuck doesnt prep the bull
>'your honor i'll be representing myself'
are american courts really like this?
>>63670542
Well.. You shouldn't rinse at all
>scientists
>they always wear labcoats
Triggered.
>movie starts with a funeral scene
>everyone is mourning the death of a character
>said character walks in/bursts out of the coffin
>HEY GUYS WHAT DID I MISS?
>>63669720
Die Hard
Die Hard 2: Die Harder
Die Hard With A Vengeance
Rocky 1
Rocky 2
Rocky 3
Rocky 4
Rocky 5
Star Wars IV
Star Wars V
There, I named 10 movies!
>>63673794
>"Judge, if you pardon my language, that was 'bad ass'"
>Judge doesn't immediately hold him in contempt
>>63673500
great pepe my friend, saved ;)
>>63673324
>movie opens with a quote from the bible
>>63669649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMqwSTe5rvo&t=1m5s
Here you go faggots
>>63671584
>Watching Gandhi
>He uses a toilet
>Walked out of the cinema
>judge is a wizened old black man or woman
>they are tough but fair
>>63669704
fuck
>>63673819
I wear a labcoat like 22 hours a day. it makes you feel doctor.
>>63670542
your not supposed to rinse. your teeth are probably gross
>>63672226
>>63673763
>>63671808
Holy shit. Educate yourself before you open your stupid mouth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7zewtuUM_0
Narrator who is also main character speaks the the audience
>So you all probably wondering
Fuck you early Scorcese
>>63673819
>scientists
>there's a black one
>two characters are arguing
>third comic relief character says "Guys, guys, GUYS. What's that? Guys! STOP"
>Everybody goes silent
>character gets hit by a car
>freeze frame
>so your probably wondering how I got myself in this mess
>>63673819
>Brilliant scientist.
>A hip young teenager to early twenties something.
The Martian was so fucking stupid.
>character takes a drink of coffee
>he doesn't uncontrollably defecate for an hour
>>63674362
>your
>>63674507
>giving a fuck
let the language evolve you chink.
>I can't believe you did something as stupid as that!
>But I didn't think tha-
>THAT'S RIGHT. You DIDN'T think.
>>63674489
>How do you like your coffee?
>Character dramatically says black, as if it proves how hardened and cool he is.
>>63674526
>being this mad at having bones out of fries
>>63674576
literally what did you just say?
>>63674559
>euros drink cream and sugar
>pretending it's coffee
>it ain't me starts playing
>>63673538
>>a character irrationally is afraid and hates an entire people because of a holy book that exists
>tfw this post is actually a more valid description of Muslims than it is of Islamophobia
>tfw when the most irrational thing a person can do is accept one position over another with the only reason being that you were told to
>tfw Islam is the most hate fueling religion on the planet
>The white girl doesn't end up with the black guy
>>63673794
>Trial attorney attempts something wacky in the courtroom
>Opposing attorney objects
>Judge says "This is highly unusual, but I want to see where this is going. I'll allow it"
>opposing counsel just throws his hands up in the air in despair, but doesn't attempt to make a continuing objection, request a limiting instruction, or instruction to jury to disregard.
Immersion ruined. Dropped.
>>63674880
>opposing attorney
it's called a prosecutor, you fucking dipshit.
>>63674897
In movies its almost always a befuddled prosecutor making the objection but that would only be in criminal cases.
>>63672742
>>63673113
>if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you starts playing
>characters hiding out from enemies
>the second the enemies leave they fully remove themselves from their hiding spots without acknowledging the fact that their enemies could return
>sex scene
>they cum at the exact same time
>Dinosaur digging site
>'Bad to the Bone' starts playing
>>63675153
>enemies go to the closet the protag is hiding in
>just as he's about to open it his name gets called
>"I've got the D.A. breathing down my neck!"
>The following film is based on true events.Names and places have been change in order to respect the deceased and their families.
>>63669649
>movie opens on a funeral in vietnam
>closeup on a casket
>'nope, it ain't me'
>>63675254
>This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
>movie ends
>MMXV starts playing
>>63673639
That's the etymology of the world, christfag
>>63675491
Per Jupiter! Est enim MMXV !
>>63675630
I speak Latin
It's not even in the correct conjugation. Unsurprising redditors are probably uneducated monolingual public school illiterates.
>>63675350
>any pictures, descriptions, or accounts of the game without the expressed written consent of the National Basketball Association is strictly prohibited
>like mike starts playing
>>63669763
Kek
>>63671727
what the fuck are you on about
>>63675665
>learning Latin in school
lmaoing at you faggot, literally useless. At least opt for Greek, they had more and better writings
>>63669704
Kek'd harder than I should
>>63675210
>Give me your guns and badges right now.
>>63675942
>useless
Useless to what?
>>63674294
>Narrator who is also main character
>EARLY Scorsese
>Early anything at all
*tips new era cap
>>63676392
to anything
>>63676563
But it's useful to me, and that's what matters
>>63673958
>Judge is an old white man
>He's incredibly stupid/racist/mean
>>63676924
>Movie is a thin veiled "To kill a mockingbird" ripoff
>>63676162
>Kek'd harder than I should
Sorry to hear that. Who kek'd you?
>>63669649
>scene of Vaccination Day at school
>it's just a shot away starts playing
>>63669922
>binoculars pov has two linked windows instead of a single circular window
>>63669649
>movie opens on a forest during a thunderstorm
>Llama seen crying
>'yup, that's me'
>american movie
>people walk around with shoes inside
>people put their legs up on the couch while wearing shoes
>be me
>keep being me
>me
>being meme
>playing me it ain't it ain't me
>desu baka senpai cuck desu senpai roflcopter sama desu desu xd
>it's a sheeve movie
>Darth throws him into the pit, time stops, sheeve looks into the camera
>Whoa whoa whoa. You ever have one of those mouments where you think, how the hell did I get here? What happened to me? I was ruling the galaxy, had a cherry new battle station! It had an omelet bar, a straight up omelet bar! But now look, my former intern is tossing me down a freaking bottomless pit! come to think of it, my whole life has been a collection of what the fuck mouments.. Well, this is my out.
>Teenage Wasteland starts playing
>>63677270
>"fuck yo couch nigga" starts playing
every time
>>63671463
not the guy youre responding to but master and commander had a legitimate reason for doing this as theyre on a ship in heavy fog during the scene.
>>63670855
>>63670791
this always makes me laugh
>>63676924
>film where criminal & law proceedings are featured
>actual trial by jury takes place instead of two lawyers plea bargaining in a conference room
>>63670791
>School lets out last day of school
>Camera zooms in on teacher
>"NICE ASS"
>>63671744
what was it?
>>63671764
>>63671798
>>63671808
pasta is straight...until it's on heat
>Gets pulled over for a dumb reason, like speeding
>Character leans over and quietly tells the cop "if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours"
>Next scene cuts to him in handcuffs in jail
>>63675132
who /misery/ here?
>>63676385
>chief of police and cop have a verbal fight over the cop's difficulty to stick to rules, because he's such a rebel
>meanwhile, he's a cop
>>63670791
>>"woah woah stop. see that guy back there? That was me."
>it aint me starts playing
>>63677270
>"Superfreak" starts playing
>>63669649
any "found footage" with a kid in frame
>voice over starts
>quads
>it ain't me starts playing
>>63671014
I actually like this and find it entertaining
either happy music or just no music should be playing
>>63671018
>2015
>colgate
TIME TO UPGRADE TO AQUAFRESH BRUH
>>63669649
>90s teen movie
>there you go, way too fast
>don't slow down you're gonna cra-a-ash
>>63669649
Name 2 films, 6 cinemĂ¡ and 2 kino where this happened.
>>63677270
>american movie
>character fetches a bottle of water in kitchen
>even though there's a sink there
>character playing video games
>wearing vr headset
>holding an Atari joystick
>screen shows generic cod clone
>another character tries to get his attention
>older sister says "he's in"
>>63678142
sorry/
hes wired in
HOW ABOUT NOW YOU STILL WIRED IN YOU PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG
>protagonist and the "douchebag" character are trying to one-up each other in some sort of competition/game/voting/whatever
>both of them end up losing to some goofy third guy nobody took seriously
>Movie starts
>Typical day at the start of the class
>Kid looks like he's got no sleep
>In between his yawns he slips some glances towards his crush across the room
>Smiles softly to himself, content that he has the chance to see her
>Suddenly hears clattering in the hallways
>The screams of a teacher running across the doorway as bullets crash into him
>Everybody moves back to the windows, the kid is now beside the girl he loves
>Door is pushed open with force, a young man only a few years older than the class studies the room for a split second
>He levels his rifle and picks a target
>The scream from the girl is cut violently short as a bullet tears through her skull
>The kid crouches down in fear and sees her lifeless eyes from between his fingers
>The man opens fire again, more of his classmates scramble and fall
>The eternity of the scene ends with footsteps down the hallway and he can't move
>Schoolbell rings
>The kid wakes up with a jolt, the teacher taps him with a ruler
>"Homework for thursday Anon!"
>He looks around the room in a dazed panic
>His girl is giving him a smirk
>He realizes he's not American
>The day goes on.
>>63677352
robot chicken
>>63678500
Name one photoplay where this happened
>>63678500
>>He realizes he's not American
>>63677352
>what the fuck mouments
>You ever have one of those mouments
>mouments
>character looks into neighbor's window
>curtains are open and he has a clear view
>>63678022
There was a chemical spill that rendered a state's water toxic for months.
in 2014
>character goes into house
>doesn't close the door so the cameraman can follow him in
>american movie
>character wakes up from sleep
>has socks and t-shirt on
Does this really happen?
>two female characters alone together
>they start making out for no reason
>movie starts
>movie finishes
seriously?
>>63673833
>film
>movie
>flick
>film
>movie
>joint
>Cinema
>joint
>movie
>movie
Prove me wrong Leddit,
>>63669649
>movie starts
>written by joss whedon
>>63679334
I'd say Star Wars V was more of a cinerama
>>63669649
>movie opens
>physical gag/confrontation
>character starts to run away
>freeze on him
>"I know what you're thinking..."
>>63679145
>sleeping naked
is that in the quran, europoor?
>character meets an attractive young woman
>she displays reciprocal romantic interest
>>63670929
Does that scene from the beginning of International Assassin(the leftovers) count?
>movie begins
>"feminine penis" starts playing
>Indian movie
>Indians shit in a toliet
>>63679704
DELETE THIS
>>63679745
>>63671009
I-if you're a cop you have to tell me, right?
>>63671584
Roight!
>>63679736
>>Indians shit in a toliet
FUCKING DROPPED
>>63679704
I recognize this doujin
>>63674056
I heard labcoats have a pretty sturdy seam in the back. It's said that seam can replace any semblance of a spine.
>>63675634
VENITE CIVES!!
MMXV EST!!!!
>>63677352
What the hell is an aluminum falcon?
>>63677090
Your wife. Get in the cuck cage, cuck boy.
>>63672742
Knight Rider
> high stakes poker tournament
> hero is down to his last chips
> hero goes all in
> villain goes all in
> everybody goes all in
> every player has increasingly better hands
> hero wins with the most unlikely hand
> villain is bankrupt instead of only losing an equal amount to what the hero wagered
>>63680197
>aluminum falcon
>>63680005
>>63677266
Name 7 cinémas where this doesn't happen
>>63669649
>>63674294
Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HduXGYkoc_w
Are you people fucking stupid? What the hell is wrong with this place?
>>63671622
>>63671647
>>63671673
>>63671700
what did I miss?
>Character is filming a scene set during Vietnam
>Helicopter comes crashing down
>Scene freezes just as the blades decapitate the actor, record scratch
>"See those poor bastards? My Dad fucked their shit up."
>>63681012
ur mom getting gangbandged lmao
>>63672088
>I am as straight as they come
but I have sucked a few dicks because I have
>a penis fetish
>>63673603
>aloha snackbar
>>63673113
Nice pic. It's not like some of the greatest minds in history were religious.
Not even religious btw tbqh.
>bad girl character is introduced
>Bad Reputation by Joan Jett plays
>>63681151
>police chief/judge/president/god is black
>david fincher movie
>trent reznor starts playing
> character in tense situation where they can't make a noise
> character's phone rings
>>63680417
>poker game played in the background
>actual story is the main character telling a story to everyone else around the table
>every once in a while snap back to the game, to remind the audience they're playing, and also a symbolic exchange of chips in ups and downs in the story
>finally wrap up story with climactic last hand while he finishes the story
>everyone has had a better hand than the last person as they've flipped them over
>main character is last to do so
>"that's story's bullshit. I'm pretty sure I read a book with that same story. And I see what you're trying for. A royal flush. Well you're not going to get because I have your ace right here"
>main character gets up, lays his cards face down, and walks out
>"ya caught me. Go ahead and cash me out"
>"hah I knew it. What did he even have"
>it's a straight flush, 9-King
>"the bastard would have won!"
>"I wonder if his story is real then..."
>movie opens in Vietnam
>closeup on soldier
>'It ain't me'
>>63677214
this
>>63681335
> ringtone is MULATTO BUTTS
>>63675153
>enemies leave round the corner
>they immediately start talking again in their normal voices(American normal voices, so they're basically shouting)
>>63675254
>"this is a true story"
>it's not a true story
>>63675350
>movie's title is "Star Wars"
>watching a preview
>it's actually a trailer
>>63673538
>>63674559
This is some uncanny valet shit.
KEK
