RIP JJ
OMG HE HATED IT OR ELSE HE'D SAY IT WAS AMZINING THANK YOU JJ
REPORT HIM FOR HATE TWEETS
Good I hate that fucking hack jew.
>>63668667
>Devin Faraci
>Gave Furious 7 an 81%
#DROPPED
>>63668855
I don't care about SW, but goddamn this critic is a fucking hack.
Gave positive reviews to:
>Furious 7
>Mad Max
>Avengers
>>63668667
I fucking hate Faraci, but he's probably right here
>>63668898
>loves mediocre action garbage
>doesn't like Star Wars
omg this is good
>>63668898
Mad Max is a good movie though
>>63668917
For strong empowered womyn
>>63668898
That must mean TFA is a special kind of shit
Anybody here listen to The Canon? I have some modicum of respect for Devin's thoughts but he is generally pretty annoying. Amy Nicholson is a true patrician and podcast waifu though.
>>63668898
>likes normie garbage
>hates star wars
What a time to be alive, lads. All indications are this film is a fucking turd
Literally
iPhone: The Movie
No George Lucas, I knew it was going to be shit anyway.
>>63668965
This IS normie garbage
Why do you think they made it so easy to follow this time
>Gave F4tastic Four (2015) a positive review
That's all I need to hear from this fat hack
>>63668976
that chewbacca case look comfy as fuck tho family
>>63669065
Yeah fuck him for having an original opinion and not jumping on a bandwagon. I would bet anything you hate it as well and haven't watched it.
>>63669063
That's what anon is saying. Even someone who likes normie garbage didn't like Star Wars
>>63669078
I saw it in the cinema and hated it wasn't even so bad it's good just bland shit
>>63668898
>age of ultron
>deep in any way
pick 1 and ONLY 1
>>63669108
Why would you trust someone who likes normie garbage's review?
>>63669078
>original opinion
He's memeing RLM, ironic when he's whining about originality. He's one of the shittiest reviewers outside of youtube.
Faraci is a simpleton who's really easy to please... If even he didn't like it...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63669065
>Even someone who liked Flopt4stic won't give TFA a positive review
kekerooni m8s
>>63669182
RLM didn't invent the "it's like poetry" line you know.
>>63668667
Ever since I saw they were using the rejected designs from the originals, I knew that would happen. It'll be full of "REMEMBER THIS"
>>63669463
No, but they're the ones who made it a meme
No-one likes you Devin
>>63668922
>For strong empowered womyn
So, like Aliens?
>>63668936
>Amy Nicholson is a true patrician and podcast waifu though.
She has a nice voice :3
>>63668898
>a critic is not allowed to have fun or love movies otherwise he's a hack
Get another hobby
>>63669166
Because TFA is also normie garbage
>>63669166
Because that's exactly the audiecne TFA is going for. The normies. It's not going to be a deep meaningful film with lots of symbolism and artistry that normies wouldn't be able to enjoy. It's made to pander to people just like him who are easily impressed and love normie garbage.
The fact he thinks its bad should say enough.
>>63669075
Imagine all the nasty crumbs, dirt, hair and gum sticking to it
Are people seriously surprised a JJ Abrams movie is a dull, souless fanservice fest?
hes just parroting memes.
probably been waiting all week to say that shit.
>>63669803
>The fact he thinks its bad should say enough.
The only thing it tells me is that it doesn't have the Marvel stamp on it. His opinion is useless.
my gf and her sons want to see this movie
should we see it in imax or imax 3d?
>>63669872
I forgot that Furious 7, a film he also gave a good review of, was a marvel film.
>>63669803
normies make the world go 'round
-too big to fail$
>>63668922
This meme was debunked ages ago you stupid MRA.
>>>/v/
>>63669849
SW fans are in full damage control, what can you do.
>>63668965
>movie is so shit Duracell doesn't even wanna associate with it anymore
CONFIRMED FLOP!
>>63669518
No George Lucas made it a meme you dumb newfag.
Why do we care about this hack?
This is a cis white male SHITLORD who thinks non-violence was the answer to racism and segregation, but violence was needed to protect women from "GamerGate"
>>63669969
You triggered mate?
>>63670062
There wasn't a mass shooting every week when MLK was advocating non-violence retard.
>>63669078
>implying Fantastic 4 is good
KEK
>>63669874
>le kek meme
>>63668965
>star wars is not normie garbage
it's not the 80s anymore grandpa, pretending to a nerd is cool now
>>63668898
But those are all legitimately good blockbuster movies..
>>63670114
the murder rate now (4.5 per 100,000 people) is lower than at in any year during the 1960s (4.6-7.3 per 100,000)
post yfw starwarsfags defend this.
>>63669078
It's called having a bad opinion
>>63670159
I think the guy was implying that
>Reviewer likes stuff made for Normies, even when they are shit
>Reviewer doesn't like Star Wars TFA which screamed from atop the mountains that it is for Normies
>This means it's worse than shit
>>63670110
You're lucky announcing reports is a bannable offense thanks to GG fags from /v/ whining about it because OH BOY DO I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOU THAT WOULD HAVE ROCKED YOUR WORLD IF I COULD MAKE IT!
>>63669874
My wife's boyfriend and her are really looking forward to seeing it too. Their son really looks up to Finn and it's nice having the main couple in a film this high profile being like his parents.
I'd say Imax 3D for the best experience.
>>63670200
It's also significantly lower than the 90s even
>>63670200
Yeah like I'm gonna trust a gun nut like you instead of a reliable news source on television.
>inb4 you link a bunch of "statistics" to "prove" I'm "wrong"
This is what you morons sound like to normal sane individuals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XZvMwcluEg.
>>63668898
I'm sure he's not the only person who gave good reviews to all three of those movies
>>63670284
It's all right there bruh
2014 numbers: https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2014/crime-in-the-u.s.-2014/tables/table-16
1950-2004: http://web.archive.org/web/20060929071718/http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/tables/totalstab.htm
>>63668667
Isn't this the nigga that gives you an instant 10/10 if you have a female character like he did with Jessica Jones and said anyone that didn't like it was sexist? How badly did Abrams fuck up?
>>63670339
>2014
>webarchive nonsense
I'm sorry but last time I checked it's 2015 you moron. Can you please just stfu already? Thanks.
>>63668922
Sensitive boy arent you Tommy?
>>63670227
Got it in one. Christ some anons around here need to be lead by the hand around simple statements
>>63670437
No you just need stop typing like a fuckong mogaloid.
>>63670062
>Gamergate
>/v/edditor shit
>>>/v/
>>63670591
>butthurt retard detected
learn how to read and spell starcuck
>>63670723
Hilarious comming from the geye who can't even capitalise his words.
>>63670014
>Duracell
wat
>>63670827
Hey newfag.
>>63670378
2015 stats aren't out yet
Webarchive isn't nonsense
Quit posting if you're going to be this retarded
>>63668667
the guy was a big fan of the Mass Effect 3 ending
http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2012/04/03/the-ending-of-mass-effect-3-is-spectacular
>>63669874
My mother and both of her boyfriends want to watch it, as well as my sister and her pimp and my wife and her three boyfriends. They are going to watch in imax 3d, it is a bit more expensive, but my dad and I are going to pay it so that's ok.
>>63670940
I told you to stop responding to me. STOP RESPONDING TO ME! IT'S OVER! YOU LOST! GET OVER IT HOLY SHIT!
>>63670976
No sons tho
>>63670751
>never mentioned grammar
>still failing to spell four letter words
i didn't realize they let actual down syndrome's patients have computers sorry for hurting your feelings familia it must be wonderful for you to be allowed on the internet
>>63671029
Listen kyd if you seriouslee don't stop this nonsense right now I will sent an emale to hiro.
wew
How come JJ got to ruin both Star Trek and Star Wars? Who let this happen?
>>63670976
Thanks for the laugh
>>63671197
lost fans
>>63668898
This is even more worrying to me. He likes fast and furious but not this new Star Wars?
Uh oh.
>>63671197
>>63669576
>>63669969
>>63670405
redot inbound
>>63670827
fuck off newshit
http://pastebin.com/jcHuwZKTFinn is badly wounded and spends rest of the movie in a coma. Rey finally falls in love with him. (He loved her from the first sight.)
>>63671564
This movie sounds like such a mess
>>63668917
Said no one ever
>>63671564Rey meets Finn, they steal the Millennium Falcon from the junkyard and fly away. Han and Chewie catch them soon, followed by two groups of racially-stereotyped space gangsters.
sounds like classic star wars
>>63671564>Kylo Ren captures Poe and uses the Force to stop laser blast so that it remains floating in the air, frozen in place.
He is the One.
>>63670976
Stop fucking lying...like any of them will actually see it
The amount of kek'ing happening this weekend will be off the charts...while millions of these aged 30-50 manlets are out watching this Jew Jew Abrams drivel, their wives and girlfriends will be back home taking the negro penis is every possible orifice...unless they go see that Fey/Pohler garbage
Good lord, it's enough to blow your mind, ain't it, fags
>>63668821
i hate him for his insistence on inserting his dumb commie politics into fucking everything
shit, he even does it on the x files files. i have to immediately delete the episode if he's the guest
>>63671564
>http://pastebin.com/jcHuwZKT
so are there any real spoilers out there? This was put out on december 10th
>>63671896
>J.J.
>A commie
No communist is this good at making shit that has no value beyond the monetary.
"Communist" is just another group he pretends to be a part of to get support.
>>63672257
https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/3wv3c2/gameday_thread_star_wars_premiere/
>>63672293
i meant devin faraci
>>63672311
This is great for shits and giggles, but I'm very surprised there's no identifying measures on the badge, no qr code or serial number. They were just asking for this to happen, horrible security.
>>63672449
Oh.
That's what I get for not paying attention. My apologies neighbour.
>>63669078
Michael B Jordan fuck off.
>>63668898
>Gave positive reviews to:
You forgot >ISIS
>>63671197
>>63668965
Dat fucking bait
Kylo kills Han
>>63668917
Go back to reddit feminist tumblryte.
