>watching Rome
>Caesar's bodyguards carry around machine guns
D R O P P E D
>>63665787
Ancient Egyptians had electricity so it's not impossible that Romans had machine guns.
>>63665787
Also why is everyone wearing red? Every statue I've seen in Rome is always white/grey.
>>63667107
Because the exec's thought that it would be boring to have everyone wear white togas so they spiffed it up with colors.
>>63667107
They used to paint the stonework.
I need to watch that show
>>63665787
>watch Rome
>see Pompey
>he's not a console
>mfw
>>63667107
>Also why is everyone wearing red?
Rome.
Favorite past time? Going to war
Favorite god? God of War. Mars
Mars's color? Red.
>>63665787
Excellent trolling attempt anon. Ill admit as an admirer of ancient history you rustled my jimmies
>>63667448
4U
>>63667498
>gargoyle feet
goddamnit /tv/ you've ruined me
>watching Rome
>people speaking english and not latin
does it get better or should i drop it immediately?
>>63665787
>Watching Rome
>Cast isnt historically accurate because they didnt hire pure Romans as the lead characters.
Fucking
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>>63666663
Only wooden electricity, though - they didn't invent the metal type till years later.
>>63665787
>watching Rome
>you can see people who can fuck their slaves all the time they want
tfw I would have better chances to lose my virginity in ancient rome than nowadays
>>63667618
you certainly would - as a beta catamite you'd have your ass reamed at quite a young age
>>63667618
I never understood this.
There wasn't protection, so if I would fuck my slave they would be pregnant.
So you would have countless kids. Wasn't that bad for them?
>>63667696
>There wasn't protection, so if I would fuck my slave they would be pregnant.
Not every intercourse without protection leads to pregnancy, anon.
>>63665787
>Watching Rome
>Cleopatra and most of the Egyptian court is European
dropped
>>63667661
nah fuck off. I am sure that I would be a son of a rich senator in ancient rome, and dad would buy me countless slaves for my birthday
sure thing buttboy
