My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius
Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Why does he wear the mask?
>>63659577
>>>/mu/
Mm.. Food is his best album imo
>>63659660
A lot of bravery for a purchased slave
Maximus is granted eternal life by the Roman gods, so he spends most of the film trying to reunite with his son, who has joined an army of early Christians. The finale is a montage of Maximus showing up during battles throughout modern history, including World War II and Vietnam. The script ends with Maximus in the Pentagon.
http://davidgerard.co.uk/gladiator-2-nick-cave.pdf
>>63659770
that is so fucking stupid
You mean MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS
remember, all caps when you spell the man's name
>>63659724
Perhaps he's wondering why you would stab a man... before fighting him in the Colosseum
>>63659577
Maximus Decimus Meridius Decimus Maximus Decimus Meridius Decimus Maximus Decimus Meridius Decimus Maximus Decimus Meridius Decimus Maximus Decimus Meridius Decimus Maximus Decimus Meridius Decimus Maximus Decimus Meridius Decimus Maximus Decimus Meridius Decimus Maximus
>>63659682
Nah senpai, Madvillainy is... Better production from Madlib and I like DOOM's rhymes better
>>63659577
You missed "Checker of Dubs"
>>63659577
>Marcus Aurelius
>true emperor
I used to love Maximus, thank you for causing me to lose all respect for him
>>63659820
Maximus?
>>63659820
The parchment my scribe filed with the Senate only lists me, my legionaries, and one of you!
First person to talk gets to stay on my chariot.
but you can call me Max
>>63659999
shadows and quads
>>63659577
u me 1v1 m8
>>63659900
With each banepost we drift farther away from God
>>63660123
Remove this heated head from the Colosseum at once, Praetors
>>63660049
hes dead in real life at that part of the movie right?
>>63660189
Who do you want to catch, huh? A big guy or the son of a bitch that smothered Marcus Aurelius?
>>63660243
It matters not, for I have the authority here
>>63659577
Got more lyrics than the church got 'Ooh Lords'
And he hold the mic at your attention like two swords
Or even one with two blades on it
Hey you! Don’t touch the mic like it’s AIDS on it
>>63660243
/rome/ is a pleb horde
into the lion it goes
im a big spaniard
for yov
>>63659770
>>63659805
It's mean to be stupid and never filmable.
Sometimes writers/directors are contracted to make a sequel, even if they don't want to.
So they intentionally sabotage it by choosing/writing a retarded script.
Producers are forced to cancel the project and the director/writer can say they filled their end of the bargain.
>>63660332
That's why he brings his own needles
And get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos
>>63659815
underrated post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP-3rMQvZSY
this is the greatest war speech in history of television. prove me wrong
>>63660651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPKzzh1A0so
>>63660651
Man, Spartacus was so shitty and so awesome at the same time.
Just wish the actual based Spartacus didn't die
>>63660651
Damn I miss this show.
>>63660759
yeah i agree. it was basically fan service: the show...it was so satisfying to watch.
>>63660695
Crixus would fuck mel gibson up mate
>>63660876
Fun fact: Crixus means curly haired in Gallic.
The real Crixus probably looked kinda gingery.
>>63660977
And smells like woman
>>63660876
yeah if his sword can reach him
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallace_Sword
>The shaft of the sword measures 4 feet 4 inches (132 cm) in length
>>63661134
Crixus has Jupiter's cock which extends much longer than your measly Wallace
>>63661134
>implying he wouldn't just throw a spear at him from 150m away
>>63661214
>>63661231
>>63659815
>yet still uses 'U's' instead of 'V's'
You fucked up, lad
this thread vexes me
