>Really want to see Krampus
>Go to the theater for the first time in 15 years instead of pirating like usual
>Get to my seat, room mostly empty
>Suddenly couples start flooding the theater
>Literally everyone who walks in has company
>Fucking everyone
>They all start to make out and stuff instead of watching the movie
>Feels so fucking inadequate to be alone
>When they look at me they giggle
>Can't take it anymore, leave theater
I'm sorry from making fun of you guys. I finally understand where the no singles policy meme comes from.
So is Krampus good? I'll have to wait for a rip now.
Krampus is good.
>>63658995
Nothing too great, but still worth it.
It's decent but not really worth going to the movies to see, I saw it with a couple friends last week.
>>63658995
You're supposed to go to the early showing when the only people at the movies are senior citizens.
>>63659180
this
>>63659180
so much this go during a weekday too
Place is fucking dead
I work at a movie theater and all I see are the occasional loner and old people
>>63659243
Do you guys fuck with people having sex in the theatre showing a shit movie?
That sounds fun desu senpai
>>63658995
Dude I'm married and have gone to the movies alone. Will probably go to see Star wars alone, because my wife isn't a fan of sci-fi and I love it.
>>63659300
Not him but I used to throw popcorn at teens making out.
Where is the Krampus torrent for fucks sake, I'm scared to go to the theatre when no gf
>just get back from seeing Krampus
>theater cold as fuck
>people talking
>on their phones
>actual hackling/clapping at stupid shit on the screen
America.
