Just got in a fight with my mom because she wanted to take me to see Star Wars. I told her I didn't want to see it because it's just capeshit in space and I was gonna read about it on /tv/. She called me a stick in the mud and said it might be a good chance to make friends.
What should I do?
>>63657887
For you.
>>63657887
You should probably fuck your mom.
If that's real that sounds really really unfortunate for your relationship with your mother.
record yourself doing the bane scene with her and upload it, it would be epic
>>63657985
I say, "Oh my what a surprise, welcome home I have missed you so much."
He gives his Mom a hug, even though I am wearing a towel and a bikini underneath. He squeezes my big tits to his strong chest. He says he just decided to surprise me and that me missed me. I told him his Mom missed him too and I was glad he was here. He set his big duffle bag down and said it was full of dirty clothes.
I laughed and said, "Just set it in the laundry room I'll do those later. Billy, I was just making lunch, do you want a sandwich?"
College boys are always hungry so of course he said yes. I made our sandwiches and we ate the sitting on stools at the kitchen island. My towel had started to loosen and slip down a little and I caught him catching looks at my cleavage.
After we finished he asked, "Where's Dad?"
I said, "Well it's Saturday so he is where he always is, the golf course. I don't expect to see him until late afternoon or early evening."
I caught him looking at my tits again and I said, "Billy it's such a beautiful day I was going to sunbathe. There are not to many nice days left. Why don't you go to your room and get on a pair of swim trunk and join me?
>>63657887
Go up to your mom and say. "Why do you think I could make friends there? Because it's dark and they can't see me?"
>>63658079
He said, "You know Mom I noticed something. You don't have any tan lines. How did that happen?"
I smiled at him and said, "Well Billy most of the time I am alone back here and I like to take my top off and sunbathe topless."
He was quiet for a moment then said, "So if you sunbathe in your swimsuit it will mess up your tan you have been working on?"
I said, "Yes it might, there is a possibility I will get tan lines."
He said, "Well heck Mom, don't mess up your tan. You can sunbathe topless, it won't bother me. You're my Mom and besides I have seen plenty of girls topless at the pool."
I didn't want to know about that stuff. I decided to play along. I knew what he wanted.
I said, "Are you sure Billy, you would mind seeing your old Mom? I don't want to gross you out."
He shook his head and said, "First of all Mom you are not old. Second you look fantastic, in fact you're hot, all my buddies say you're a MILF."
I knew exactly what he was talking about but I played dumb.
I said, "OK then if it's no big deal I'll take my top off."
>>63658079
Don't stop, anon...
>>63658111
I reached behind my back and pulled the strings on my top that undid it. I pulled it over my head and laid back and relaxed with my huge breasts in full view of my son. There was no doubt he was looking. He hadn't moved an inch from the side of the pool. When I took the top off my exposed nipples were rock hard as big as my thumb. Through my sunglasses I saw one of his hands move under the water and I knew he was stroking his big cock. This was oh so naughty. This was my son. I couldn't help it. He was making me so hot. He swam around a little then came back to the side.
He was looking at me when he said, "Mom when I said you didn't have any tans lines I meant all over. Won't those bikini bottoms cause those if you leave them on?"
I said, "Yes they probably will, what should I do?"
He pretended to be the concerned son. "Well I would hate to be the cause of you messing up such a great tan. Just pretend I'm not here. You can take those off. You're my Mom and it's no big deal."
I played along. I stood up and played with my bottoms, pulling on them turning around and showing my ass.
I said, "Are you sure? Son's aren't supposed to see their Mommies naked."
He laughed and said, "Don't worry Mom. Besides I have seen plenty of naked women before."
Hmm I thought. Not like this he hasn't. I turned my back to him and peeled my bottoms off. When I turned around he had seen a great view of my naked ass and now he got a look at my pussy. I laid back down on the lounge. I spread my legs just enough to where I knew he saw everything he needed to see.
>>63658111
He dried off some then pulled a stool up and squirted some suntan oil in his hand. He started rubbing my shoulders and the coconut scent of the oil filled the air. He moved down to the rest of my back and massaged my sides and the part of my tits that were pressed out because they were smashed beneath me. As he moved down lower on my back he stopped.
He said, "Mom you got a tattoo."
I said, "Yes I did, do you like it?"
He said, "Hell yes, I love tramp stamps."
So that's what they call these. Did he think I was a tramp? I could be his tramp. I told him not to stop and to put some oil on my ass. He kneaded my ass cheeks and it felt so good. He moved down to my thighs doing the inner and outer. He got within an inch of touching my wet pussy. Finally he finished and I told him thank you. He sat back down on his lounge. I laid on my stomach for awhile. I looked at him and saw his bulge. I wonder if that is painful.
I turned to him and said, "Billy you should try sunbathing without those shorts. It really feels great. After all I'm your mother, I have given you hundreds of baths, I know what you look like."
All he says is, "OK" He gets up, undoes the lace tie and pulls the board shorts right off. I try not to stare. He is on his back and his cock is laying on his thigh. It's huge. At least twice the size of his father's and as thick as my wrist. It's not even hard yet and it's at least 10 inches. I keep stealing looks at it. Finally I have to cool off. I raised myself up off the lounge to stretch. I know he's looking. I slowly walk toward the pool. I step in and walk down the steps slowly. I submerse myself in the cool water and swim out some, but not leaving where I can stand up.
I see a movement then a big wall of water hits me from the splash he makes when he jumps in the deep end When he breaks the surface I laugh and splash him. He splashes back and the water fight is on. We are splashing back and forth and he moves in closer.
>>63658188
I move back and he keeps coming. He gets close enough to grab my arm and I scream like a school girl. He pulls my arm and then grabs my waist pulling me in close. I am laughing. Mom and son are playing in the pool except we are naked and the son has a hard on. He pulls me close. My back to his chest. I feel his hard cock between my ass cheeks. I decide to play a little and I grind my butt back pushing his cock farther between them. He is tickling me now and he reaches around and grabs one of my big tits.
I laugh and say, "No fair, No fair, you can't grab those, my tits are off limits."
He pulls me tighter and says, "Oh yea." he reaches out and grabs the other one.
He is pinching and pulling on my nipples. It feels great. I don't want him to stop. He gives my big jugs a healthy squeeze then spins me around to face him. He holds me close, my tits pressed against his chest. I wrap my arms around his neck and my legs around his waist. I feel his big hard cock between us. My clit and pussy are pressed against it.
I look at him and say with a smile, "That wasn't fair, you grabbed my tits."
He smiles back and says, "Yes I did, and you loved it."
I smiled back confirming his statement. I grind my pussy into his cock. I lean forward and kiss him. It's anything but a Motherly/Son kiss. I ram my tongue into his mouth and I pull him tighter to me.
When we break the kiss I look him in the eye and say, "You said some of your buddies thought I am a MILF. Do you think I am a MILF?"
He swallowed hard and said, "You are the hottest woman I have ever seen. Hell yes you are a MILF."
I smiled back and said, "Then I am a Mother who you would Like to Fuck?"
>>63658211
I kiss him on the lips and unwrap myself from him. I take him by the hand and lead him to the steps. We climb out of the pool and walk to the pool lounges and our towels. I towel off quickly and then start to dry him. I work my way down his front until I am kneeling in front of him. I rub his big cock with the towel. The I throw it the table. His huge cock is right in front of my face. I start to reach for it but stop.
I look at him and ask. "Can I touch it?"
He smiles down at me and says, "It's yours, you can do anything you want with it."
I smile back and reach out with both hands and gently wrap them around his cock. It is very heavy. I lift it up and give the big head a kiss. I kiss it again this time flicking my tongue for a taste. I press my lips against the head again this time sucking as much as I can in my mouth. I hear him groan. I can get almost half of him in my mouth and throat. I use both hands on him and shove as much as I can take into my mouth.
I know he has been aroused for quite awhile so I know he won't last long. I long for his taste, his essence going down my throat. I am actually pretty good at giving blowjobs. I can tell he is enjoying this one. I start to suck and stoke him with more urgency. He has his hands on his hips and his eyes closed.
He say's through clenched teeth, 'Oh God Mom I'm cuming, here it comes."
I feel his glans swell and he stopped thrusting. I pull his cock out of my mouth until only the head is in. I feel it boil up then it's here. He young seed shoots out of his cock onto my tongue. I swallow quickly because I know more's coming. I stroke his cock with two hands with just the head in my mouth as he continues to spurt. When he starts to slow down I suck more in flicking it with my tongue. Finally he starts to go soft and I pull it out. I didn't spill a drop and I smile up at him.
>>63658246
I let go of his cock and get up off my knees and lay down on the lounge. I open my legs and arms reaching out to him.
"Time to eat Mommy's pussy son." I say to him.
He dives in and I am surprised to find out he really knows what he is doing. I wonder who taught him to eat pussy like that? He kisses my inner thighs and slowly works his was to my inner lips. He kisses those the flicks my opening with his tongue. He works on me for ten minutes and hasn't touched my clit once. I am climbing out of my skin. I have to have him on my clit. He finally flicks it with his tongue, once, then two times, then three. He is teasing me and I grab his head and smash it to my pussy. He sucks in my whole clit and I go over the edge. I start bucking off the cushion. He is nibbling my clit with his teeth. Involuntary spasms are running through me. Finally he sucks on it very hard and rapidly thrums it with his tongue. I explode soaking his face and the cushion with my juice. When he feels me slowing down he wisely releases my clit because it gets too sensitive. He stands up and wipes his face on a towel. I look up and notice he is rock hard again.
I reach up to him and say, "Come here baby I need you."
He comes to me carefully laying on me. I wrap him in my arms and whisper in his ear that I love him. We kiss and I feel his hard cock press into my belly. As we are kissing he is squeezing my tits, pinching the nipples. He readjusts his position and his cockhead is very close to my entrance. I open my legs more and he reaches down and rubs it against my clit.
He says to me. "Please Mom, let me put it in you. Even if it is for just a few seconds. I need to see how it feels."
>>63658111
>>63658143
>>63658188
>>63658211
>>63658246
>>63658267
Well, time to search for hot mom porn.
How does she think a man will make friends by going to the movies with his mom? Is she autistic?
>>63658339
Takes one to breed one
>>63657887
Be nice to your mother.
This thread took an unexpected turn at a certain point.
Guys can we get back on topic?
>>63658821
>>63658524
Pretty sure everyone's just waiting for the penetration at this point.
>>63658956
he fucked me I came the end
I wish my mum wanted to watch movies with me, I haven't seen her in so long
>>63659010
When a guy hears that is is OK to unload his semen into a woman, and she doesn't mind, it is an indescribable feeling. Somehow his cock swelled up some more and he stopped pumping. I felt a spasm move through it and he erupted. Wave after wave, rope after rope of semen and seed from deep within him hosed his Mothers pussy down. It was his second big cum, but he had managed to find more. His glans was pressed against her cervix. He knew where some of this was going. Didn't he remember that his Dad went through with a vasectomy a few years back and the reason was his Mom wanted to get off the pill. Was she unprotected? I didn't ask him to pull out.
My whole body spasmed with my own climax. His cock was so big. My pussy rippled and squeezed it. I had wanted this for so long. How could I even consider not doing this more and more. When we both started to relax and come down from our orgasm high, he laid his head on my breasts thanking fate that he had this chance. The chance to make love to his own Mother.
He whispered to her, "Mom I am so sorry, I could not help myself. I needed this so badly."
"Shh it's OK I've wanted you too baby." I said.
I held him tight. We were both sweating in the late summer sun. I didn't want to let go of him. I didn't want him out of me. He kissed me. Long and lovingly. Our tongues twirling together. It was there lost in our passion that we both heard it. A sound from inside the house. A door opening and closing, and my name being called. It was my husband, his Dad back home from his day of golf. Any second now he would walk into the kitchen and if he looked out he would see us. His wife and his son, naked, laying together.
Quickly Billy got up off me and his cock popped out of me. He grabbed my hand and pulled me up off the lounge. He turned and pulled my arm hard as he headed for the pool. We both jumped in with a splash. We swam underwater back to the side of the pool near the kitchen door.
>>63659049
Breaking the surface we clung to the side to hide the fact we were both nude. As long as his Dad didn't notice our swimsuits under the lounges or walk to the pool we would be OK. His Dad walked to the door and looked out to the pool.
I said, "Hi Honey, how was golf. Look who decided to surprise me."
My husband looked and noticed his Son in the pool and said, "Oh hey Son, welcome home."
Billy said, "Hi Dad, Mom and I just decided to have a swim, pretty soon it will be too cold."
I nodded at Billy and turned to his Dad and said, "Honey why don't you go get in the shower, I am sure you are tired from your golf. We'll clean up too and then you can take us out to eat, OK?"
My husband said, "Sure, that's sounds great. See you all in a bit."
He turned and walked back into the house. We both breathed a sigh of relief. We waited until we knew he was in the shower. Hugging the side we made it around to the steps. Quietly we got out and tiptoed to where our stuff was. We each grabbed a towel and wrapped it around ourselves. I grabbed our swimsuits and we headed inside. Billy headed to his room and I headed to the guest room. Each had it's own shower.
Before Billy ducked into his room I stopped him and whispered, "I will see you later." and I winked at him. He gave me a quick kiss and went into his room.
We had a nice family dinner and came home. After my husband feel asleep, tired from his golf and too much drinking, I snuck into Billy's room. We were careful and quiet and made sweet love again. We even found a way to do it one more time on Sunday before he left to go back to school. Now that this had started I didn't know how we could stop it.
>>63657887
>Preferring to shitpost on /tv/ as opposed to actually seeing tv
You're a stick in the mud anon.
>>63659089
Billy came home more often for the rest of the school year then he did any other year he had been down there. I also made some trips down there for the weekend. He did graduate early, and had some job offers from out of state, but he chose one that paid less but was back in his home town. He got a one room apartment, not to far from the house. I helped decorate it of course and spent lots of time there. I didn't get pregnant, and bought a diaphragm. Sometimes I forget to put it in. Maybe I really do want his baby. Someday he might find the right girl and settle down, but not yet.
>>63657887
My mother is terminally I'll right now. Go see the fucking movie with yours you faggot
>>63659172
You should fuck your mom too.
>>63657887
kill her in her sleep
>>63659283
If your gonna be offensive ensure that you do it in a humorous manner, or else you look like a faggot
>>63659172
What did you think of this thread, as someone in that position. Genuinely curious.
>>63659586
already busted twice
>>63659561
This coming from the homo that won't fuck his mom.
Is it more or less gay for an erotica story to be written from the female perspective?
>>63659561
Any joke about your dying mom would probably rile you. No point in trying to make you laugh.
>>63657985
Did you plan for what happened in this thread to happen, with this post? Or was this just your basic shitpost?
>>63659707
>I will never appreciate any art: the post
>>63659742
I prefer 'auteur post', but yea, I hardly expected the thread to take this direction.
ISIS is planning a yuge attack in multiple theaters on the opening night so I don't wanna go.
>>63659817
i hope they get mine
>>63657887
Tell your mom that you're sorry, and that you were just hesitant to go because people hyped it up too much. Then go with her and have a good time. Be a good son that she remembers well on her death bed.
You'll sleep better when you're 50.
