STICKY THIS SHIT MODS
BANE
you JUST KNOW
PREQUEL MUSIC
WESSA FREE
>Colin Hackvorrow
>the force is not a science
midichlorians btfo
PROGRESSIVE
>>63654970
what ethnicity is the guy on the left?
PREQUELS ACKNOWLEDGED
REDDIT BTFO
>>63654970
Interviewer is a millennial faggot.
who /shouldbestudyingforfinals/ here?
>>63654970
what a manlet
WE WUZ KINGS
well that was akward
>>63654993
10/10
Youtube Stream because OP keeps being a faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0OIPggil7k
>>63654970
it's almost over
>>63654970
I ship it. Kylpoe will be canon.
I hope the force ghost of Salacious B. Crumb is in the movie
>force is not a science
He doesn't know about midichlorians kek
>it's over
GET READY FOR THOSE SPOILERS IN 2 HOURS BROS
>>63654970
I honestly believe these two will save this movie from being shit
REMINDER THAT FISHER IS HAVING HER LOOSE CUNT POUNDED BY OSCAR
I want Boyega to fill me bum
>>63655031
this
YOUTUBE LINK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0OIPggil7k
Reminder: LIVE TWEET SPAM
>>63655035
mexican
>Who messed around most on set?
>Uh.. Me and John
What did she mean by this?
>Daisy admitting she'd rather be at home in London
Kek.
so why doesn't it say episode VII?
Where ISIS at?
Did that dumb say her character is the first movie female villain?
>>63655024
who's dick did he suck to land star wars and jurrasic park?
It's ending I think
Have they invited Jake Lloyd?
>>63655035
That's Adam Driver. He's white.
>>63654970
OUTER
QWAD JUMPAH
oh shit its starting
>>63655104
star wars didnt say episode 4 till the crawl
Daisy a cute! CUTE
funniest thing he said
lets just run the carrie fisher segment for 3 hours
>all those lucky celebrity scum who have NEVER seen a star wars movie are literally selecting seats right now to the new star wars movie
>>63655108
First Star Wars female villain.
>literally no one from the prequels showed up
George didn't deserve this
>>63655035
That's Adam Driver, United States Marine Corps, pleb.
>>63655111
Kathleen Kennedy and Frank Marshall's
Was Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, or Hayden Lastname there?
>>63655111
It's standard procedure for Disney to pick indie directors who will cater to their needs for every blockbuster
>>63655127
S P A C E
>>63655147
>Ewan McGregor wasn't even there
fuck Hollywood dickriders I didn't even recognize any of them
>>63655108
IN star wars
Was that guy dressed up as Shrek?
>Mark is charming as hell
Hopefully they dont destroy Luke in the movie
>>63655129
My main man based Colin!
>>63655167
BASED GEORGE was there.
MISTER JJ MISTER JJ
PLEASE OVER HERE
WILL YOU SIGN MY TEFILLIN
I want to fuck Carrie's daughterand Carrie too
>>63655175
ONE SECOND PLEASE
Why is mark so based
>>63655167
they don't want to remind anyone of that dark stain on their careers
>based Oscar still peeing
>ywn have a chat with him at the urinal on the premiere
Billy Dee!!!!!
Where is the twitter spoiler thread?
IT"S OVER
>>63655216
UH OOHHHHH
>carrie fisher wookie roaring on the red carpet
>>63655167
No.
TIME TO LEAVE /tv/ FOR THREE DAYS
>>63655214
I think Carrie Fisher would be a fun fuck actually now in her crazy old age.
Sucks you would probably get every disease under the sun
<3
>>63655226
>talking to another grown man while you're touching your dick
Is it over?
>>63655179
He probably didn't want to have anything to do with this after the press tour for Episode 3 was over.
>spoilers in 2 hours
>going to post them all on reddit
>>63655125
>>63655154
You're throwing out names but I have no idea wtf you're talking about
the first thread is only on page 8
WE DIDNT EVEN NEED THESE OTHER THREADS
Anyone else unironically like Adam Driver?
>>63655226
>Talking with a man taking a piss
>Talking with any man at all in a restroom
Off yourself faggot
>>63655262
yee
well, it was fun guys
gonna leave /tv/ until wednesday night
Bye bye, please keep funposting without me.
I just saw the movie. Pic explains everything.
>in theaters Friday
>local theater is packed until Tuesday
FUCK MY LIFE I'LL HOLE UP IN A BUNKER
>>63655258
She just replaced Jordyn as Literally Perfect girl.
>tfw you don't wanna get spoiled but you don't wanna miss the VERY FIRST MEMES
fuuuuck
>>63655267
>mfw im reddit
>mfw i'll post them here first
>>63655251
Fug, this anon is right. Guess I'll have to go to /pol/
>>63655277
>77
1977
Star Wars came out in 1977
>>63655290
Why
>>63655150
>First Female Villain
>Not Padme
>>63655295
that filename
>>63655226
>ywn do an an impromptu a capella of Fare Thee Well while peeing with Oscar
>>63655248
PUH-PUH-PUH PLEASE MRS. KENNEDY
I DON'T WANNA PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME INTO OUTER SPACE
>>63655273
Yes. He's my husbando.
What happens in three days?
>>63655293
star wars?
scheisse!
>>63655295
pls dont bully my waifu
>>63655253
senpaitachi?
>>63655296
>he didn't preorder midnight or sooner tickets
It's your own fault
>>63655267
Get your "throaway" accounts ready, it's going to be fun.
Protip: if moderation is particularly effective on spoiler night, go around PMing the spoilers with non-indicative titles to top comments and the like, there's nothing they can do if they aren't smart enough to block private messages beforehand.
>>63655330
mass shootings
>>63655296
hahaha I have tickets to see it this wednesday
get fucked
>>63655330
Absolute mediocrity at best, the usual tripe at worst.
>>63655098
>>63655330
Artoo, set memes at 100%
>tfw you will never fuck crazy older carrie fisher.
>she will never furiously ride you while snorting coke off your chest
>Gary the dog will never watch you fuck her doggy style
>>63655117
What about Hayden Christensen?
>>63655326
FIVE
FOUR
THREE
TWO
OH NO
why is she so perfect bros?
>>63655357
Nice.
>>63654970
I fucking love Oscar Isaac so much. I can't even tell you why.
>>63655398
Voice makes me want to strangle her
>>63655398
girls become more attractive after they've had BBC inside them
>>63655367
never thought I would go jerk off to old carrie fisher. But im off to do it.
Wish me luck everyone!
i feel really bad for george :(
>>63655424
probly cause he road carrie fisher like a bronco five minutes before that red carpet
>>63655365
I thought that was Mari in the thumbnail.
>>63655397
Listen, I'm happy for the gig but who wrote this?
>tfw Ewan, Hayden and Ian weren't invited
:(
>>63655267
>>63655355
Can't fucking wait, you better follow through.
>5 pages of nothing but people spoiling a kid's flick
>>63655460
just remember what he did to you
>>63655475
who
>>63655469
I-I did :(
>>63655357
>>63655337
There's a new STAR WARS????!?!!?!
>>63655460
why?
He was there
Hes rich as fuck
He has a semi-hot negress wife
Hes got the life
I kinda feel like streaming a terrible HOUR LONG movie I made a long time ago.
If you really want me to, I will try.
>>63655267
Good luck anon!
>>63655475
>Disney's so scared to mentioned the prequels, they go as far as to ignore the actors that appeared in those movies.
Is the stream over?
>>63655296
>tfw going to New York to see friends from 17th to 23rd
No more 4chan for a week or three tubi honest famigo.
>have no friends to se ep 7 with
>don't want to go alone in case i spil spaghetti
help
what was lucas telling him?
>>63655502
>mfw I finally realize that Lobot was Lando's slave
How far back does the c͏uck meme go?
>>63655527
He looks depressed that everyone is going to shit on him even harder if this movie is good. Also seems depressed because this wasn't his vision for Star Wars.
They'll blame him even more for the prequels. He hates criticism and has said so before.
>>63655489
Obi-Wan, Anakin and Sheev
>>63655536
I'm surprised Ian wasn't invited. He was in the OT.
>>63655549
Where u at anon. I'll go with ya
>>63655551
>JJ, did you use my notes on the auteur theory?
>>63655551
just death threats, thats all.
Anyone else in this thread from southern Ontario?
>>63655551
you are about to find out how i became a bitter asshole
>>63655588
fuck off gran
Where did you get those spoilers from?
Classified, really?
Y-You too.
>>63655251
I'm one week out famiglia, i'm avoiding big public
How did Hamill do it? Hes beautiful
>it's a /tv/ tries to interpret george lucas's emotions like a normal human instead of realizing he's just a big dumb child thread
just rewatched the lucas interview, holy fuck he is soooo butthurt, he totally must regret selling the franchise to disney. and then at the end some guy jumps in telling him he'll never beat jurassic world and he replied "i'll have to crush you like a bug" and they walk away awkwardly. so weird, all of the interviews have been off. i think everyone is just tired of this whole spoiler secrecy mandated by disney. johnson and trevorrow are probably shitting their pants right now realizing what awaits them the next few years.
>>63655035
Why does it even matter you fucking idiot
>>63655167
>They didn't even invite the only real actors who are still alive and attached to the Star Wars name
I bet they didn't even bother to invite Sheev either. Hollywood Jews for you, I guess.
>>63655127
OH NO
>>63655551
family recipe for star wars sugar cookies.
someone post spoilers
I want to be a cunt to my friends
>>63655662
>. and then at the end some guy jumps in telling him he'll never beat jurassic world and he replied "i'll have to crush you like a bug" and they walk away awkwardly
>this happened
>>63655635
I was just tying to help brah. Go jump off a bridge, you worthless sack of shit
>>63655660
were RLM invited?
>>63655662
Fisher and Isaac interview was poetry.
>>63655691
theres a reason you have none
>>63655660
mark and mark!
>George Lucas stumbles onto the set (where he wasn't allowed) and starts complaining "why did you change this, it's all wrong, this isn't my vision" etc etc
Sealed his fucking fate. Now when the movie does well everyone's going to realize how much better it is than his shit. He should have said "ahh yes this looks great, it's JUST like my vision!"
>>63655660
he stopped being a fatty and groomed himself. should be inspiration to all the star wars neckbeards out there
>>63655724
nice one bro ;P
>>63655551
>You checked script for the darth Jar Jar sequel that i sent you?
>>63655551
A string of fuck-words, he spit in his face once or twice.
>>63655035
He's got a weird muddled accent that I can't place. Is it autism?
>>63655724
Fuck you, I'm his friend.
>>63655551
>"I will fuck you. I will find you and I will fuck you. Sleep with one eye open, mother fucker."
>>63655739
what did he mean by this?
actually though, when did this happen? sounds hilarious
>>63655735
Im happy Mark and the rest of Collider/Jedi Council got to go.
>>63655783
thanks f@m
>>63654970
>Oscar Isaac will NEVER hold you like that
Just fucking kill me pls
>>63655551
> you went a little far in a few places
>>63655660
Damn. He looks just like Alec Guinness.
>>63655551
"Thanks for the sloppy BJJ".
>>63655717
yeah, that was the absolute highlight no doubt. carrie swearing multiple times, isaac talking about his penis and oozing post-threesome comfy conversation. hamill was probably the best at being a well rounded interviewee, he even knew the interviewer's name and genuinely looked excited.
>>63655295
>>63655674
NOT ME
>>63655822
Wanna go to Ep 7 together?
N-no homo.
>>63655802
yeah they can be a little cringy sometimes but they are good dudes
>>63655802
same tbqh family
>>63655824
I'll hold you bb
ANYONE HAVE THE GIF OF THE DRIVER GOING BLBLBLBLBLBLB WHILE SINGING PLEASE MR. KENNEDY?
post more Daisy lads
>>63655875
I'm not going to see this shitshow lmao
>>63654970
>It's not fair, Adam. You're white, and I'm pretty close, why aren't we more popular? Why aren't we on the hype train?
>I know, Oscar. I know. It'll be ok.
>>63655874
P-P-PLEASE MR.RENNEDY
>>63655908
Me neither, that's why once you get spoilers, be sure to post them so I can read how much of a pile of shit it is and be glad I didn't waste my time on it.
>>63655660
where is he posting them?
Went on the Collider instagram account and didn't find it.
>>63655948
His own personal accounts.
5150Ellis is usually his name on stuff. Kristian has been periscoping and posting pics as well
>>63655627
lol top kek
JOHN BOYEGA IS TAKING OFF HIS STORMTROOPER HELMET RIGHT.....................................
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NOW
can someone tell me why Hollywood keeps picking these mediocre British meme actors to star in everything nowadays?
>>63655660
Unjusted as fuck.
>>63654970
Just look at these two
Symbols of hope and the future.
The grandson of Anakin, warrior of the dark side and lanklet supreme embracing the manlet ace pilot son of a rebel starfighter from the battle of endor. Together they represent the future of peace between lanklets and manlets as well as the future of Star Wars as a whole
>>63656021
Because mediocre British is still better than American.
>Interviewer: What have you been up to?
>Lucas: ...
>>63655896
here you go sweetie
>>63656021
started with lotr, then GoT. if you're going to play an epic role you need a british or similar accent.
>>63656021
because yanks are degenerate inbreds
>>63656070
Sheevposting on /tv/
OUTER
>>63656021
Because they work for cheaper wages.
>>63656073
Thanks, but I was thinking of a non-looped non-tumblr gif that I used to see on /tv/ a lot back when Driver was announced to be in Star Wars
>>63656092
Who in lotr even had a British accent?
>>63656134
That and they're not unionized via the SAG.
>>63656188
Sean Bean?
>>63656188
idk the elves i think. dwarves had accents too. muricans can't into imagination without hearing accents
>>63655308
>>63655251
>implying we wont be spamming spoilers on every board
>>63655551
>next time make it "faster and more intense"
>>63656068
>>63656112
It's funny because the mediocre American actors are going to carry the shit out of the British actors.
Right now, as we speak, at this VERY MOMENT, Carrie Fisher's hand is in a bucket of popcorn on Oscar Isaac's lap.
>>63656188
Literally every Hobbit.
Gandalf.
Sauron-Man.
Boromir.
Aragorn pretty much.
Gimli.
Legoland.
Galadriel.
Fucking everyone, I can't think of someone who doesn't off the top of my head.
>>63655939
If I had an X-wing like he once had
I'd find your brother, the Jedi nomad
Fare thee well, my Princess, fare thee well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M8m4LyFSkE
>>63656302
you know if that theater is dark enough i'd be a-ok with that
WHERE ARE THE SPOILERS? HASN'T IT SCREENED YET?
why do d-bags pretend to like star wars?
>>63656663
lol what a faggot. somehow he cares enough to wear a costume but doesn't care enough to make it good?
>>63656663
hahaha epic costume
>>63656663
He was really made for that role in TDKR
>>63656663
Just posted this on reddit.
"TIL that Joseph Gordon Levitt wore an EPIC Yoda cosplay to ththe Star Wars premiere"
>>63656796
Reddit is down.
>>63656796
congratulations, i fount it on tumblr
>>63656663
MY SHIT UP, JUST FUCK
>>63655660
He's looking really well. Lost a lot of weight.
Fun fact: Ep VIII has been filming since September and Boyega hasn't been seen once at any location. The rumours of his characters death/grave injury by Kylo in the forest fight could be true.
>>63656663
i just all little respect i had left for jgl
>>63656663
Who do you want to catch, a hothead or the guy who killed Harvey Dent?
>>63656663
>>63656743
>>63656749
Hotheads, please go.
>>63655296
Don't worry some cultural enrichment via the Qu'ran will come their way if the chatter on the internet is to be believed. Arabic hashtags of "Burning stars" and "Stars are falling" are being used.
Not going to watch a children's film might save your life.
>>63656663
why would someone do this
>>63656979
>calling the hothead a faggot makes you a hothead
lrn2meme, faggot.
>>63655296
I think you mean "HOL UP".
>>63656188
Viggo's wasn't that heavy but it felt pretty natural so it worked
>>63656663
>le epic star wars
>hehe memes and progressive.
Star Wars is now created by a team that comprises 80% women. Gays,trannies,rampant race mixing and LGBT rights are all in the next 6 films and all media and merchandise offshoots.
Looks like our boy Luke hit the gym.
>>63657107
can we appreciate how well Mark Hamill unJUSTed himself
>>63657107
This brings a smile to my face.
>>63657009
maybe ISIS is trying their hand at memes?
>>63657107
>mark is in better shape than me
I need to get my life in order
>>63656663
>multi millionaire
>can't get a makeup friend to do something realistic.
Fucking hell.
>>63657107
naw the photo on the left is when he bulked up for a voice role
he was having a hard time voicing a fat person
>>63657107
B A S E D
>>63657097
>WE WANT THE REDDIT AND TUMBLR AUDIENCE
>>63656663
HOT HEAD
O
T
H
E
A
D
>>63657153
They should have just used your mom then mate
