IT BEGINS
is there really a stream at 8:30 desu senpai
>it actually comes out this week
>all that time and hype
>and it's only days away
Holy shit
>>63650197
say what ?
>>63650262
are you 12?
>>63650197
There is a stream IDK when
>>63650284
are you 21?
>>63650262
It feels unreal. It feels like a few months ago it was first announced. Fuck, even in January when someone told me Star Wars is coming out this year I could have sworn it was in Christmas 2016 and has to check.
>>63650279
>>63650319
8:30 et starwars.com
which is not loading for me at the moment
>>63650262
i just watched despecialized version and i am hyped as fuck right now, so hyped i cant sleep and i am shitposting about capeshit.
He should have a little bow tie and top hat.
>>63650329
Mark Hamill told everyone to relax and focus on other things in the meantime, and that's exactly what I did.
>>63650652
timezone senpai?
>>63650705
i focsued on shitposting.
My body is ready:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTNJ51ghzdY
>>63650262
>over a year of hype has built up to this
>it's finally here
>a year of hype
>it all leads to you sitting down and watching a two hour movie
>and then it's done, it's over now
>a year's worth of hype for that
I'm not saying it will be bad| (although it probably will) but you will come out of it feeling deflated and unsatisfied
>>63650720
in 30 minutes
>>63650197
A stream of what? Red carpet bullshit?
>>63650813
the biggest shills themselves talking about how great it is, hopefully some Daisyfu
>>63650813
i wanna see daisy in a tight slutty dress
>>63650844
>the biggest shills themselves talking about how great it is
wait, so 4chan is gonna be there?
>>63650159
>a literal toy is walking the red carpet
>the midget inside R2D2 wasn't even invited to the premier
Lucas is going to show up stumbling drunk with a snubnose .38
here we fucking go
>>63650877
>the abusive ex
i like it
>TFW the prequel trilogy killed Star Wars for me so hard that the only reason I know it's coming out soon is because of /tv/, and even then I don't know what day
>TFW I probably won't even watch it in the theater and will instead wait for a decent rip so I can watch it in my underwear
I mean it'll probably be better than the prequels, but they even by and large killed the original trilogy for me. I'm not sure I've even watched them since the prequels.
Strangely enough Peter Jackson completely shitting the bed with Hobbit didn't fuck up my enjoyment of the LotR trilogy though.
>>63650877
>77
Star Wars came out in 1977
forgot Lucas will be there and interviewed along w/ JJ and Kathleen, makes this a ground floor of an ebin meme desu
>>63650197
what tiemzone
LIVESTREAM WHERE?
>>63650877
>ABRAMS, YOU FUCK
>>63650918
3:17?
>>63650895
>5:30pm
yeah but what time fucking hell fucking americans you guys are retards no wonder you guys are more commonly known americants
post yfw Lucas cries on live TV and admits he is a sellout
>>63650946
starwars.com
3 cams to choose from
left menu on stream
>>63650877
while wearing the jar jar head
do i have time for a cheeky wank lads?
i wish it wasn't just music background
>>63650844
>>63650866
Yeah, ok, that could be fun
WHERE'S
MUH
OSCAR
FU
>1999
>13 years old
>watch phantom menace
>...eh
>read vector prime
>lolwut this sucks and makes no sense fucking D&D fanfiction writer hack
>start reading read Science Fiction & Fantasy and never looked back
Just move on with your lives
who is this bitch in the blue dress
>>63650779
That's your own fault you dumbass, why hype yourself up so much for a movie then?
>>63650999
nice trippps
>>63650907
At least Hackson admitted that the whole Hobbit production was a trainwreck.
>>63650159
HOŁD ONN
>fashion cam
anyone has sound problems?
>tfw you aren't there
red carpet
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypJdzRzEgyKW
>>63651046
same
based serkis having a lightsaber battle with that nigger
I actually love Andy Serkis.
Massively underrated.
>>63650697
kek this
serkis getting pics and taking with fans... based
>>63651047
What? I never said I was advertizing it for a solid year, Disney is.
>>63650907
https://www.reddit.com/r/milliondollarextreme/comments/3luw09/is_mde_becoming_more_right_leaning_from_a/cva0nd2?context=3
He sort of gets a pass imo. The movies were still terrible, but he wasn't even supposed to have to make them.
>audience filled with cosplayers
>all actors who probably never played KOTOR
>this battle of coruscant music
>>63650159
The new movie and everything related to it feels like unoriginal fanfiction, i hate it but i cant get too excited about it, maybe i'll forget about it when i hear the Williams theme and opening crawl but for now all of it doesnt feel right.
>>63650877
>Lucas is going to show up stumbling drunk with a snubnose .38
Just like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etXoXVTkRAM
>>63651018
The fuck... mine isn't streaming yet. Is it on? Them nigs...
ENDING JUST LEAKED SOMEHOW HOLY F:You have to kill your evil son or nuke Boston.
>>63651142
Huh, don't know how that happened. Here's the relevant link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQkygZdZ_Vk
How much has Gisnep spent on marketing this thing? Do you think it's more then the budget for the actual movie?
>>63651050
Did he? I guess I hadn't heard that. Good on him. Still fucked it up horribly but at least he apparently admitted he fucked up.
I've been tempted to try watching one of those edits of the Hobbit trilogy that basically remove all necromancer and slutelf and 90% of movie 3, but I dunno if it would really be worth it.
who's gonna have a fantastic foot clinic tonight?
was that gleeson on cam 2?
>>63650907
>hurr durr I'm such a le patrician I dont care about the new Star Wars movie I just wanted to come into this thread and let you all know that hurr durr I'm so le cool and indifferent to it all
no one cares about your shitty in-depth blog post
>>63651212
I linked the video of them talking about it here.
>>63651206
>>63651251
LINK THE STREAM
>>63651210
Earlier someone here was saying $200mil for the movie, $300mil for marketing. I don't know if that's true, though.
>Lucas breaks on stream, starts crying and reveals that the movie was total turd and Disney ruined his legacy
>few days later his body is found in a dark alley
>>63651173
what an autistic fucking cunt
>>63651210
In most cases, it is 1/3 of the budget added to the actual budget, just for marketing. But I think it is more for SW. I think it was more for the Transformers movies and they actually made a shitzillion dollars. So marketing is a big deal.
HOLY SHIT SOMEBODY JUST STARTED SHOOTING
>90 minutes
What the fuck are they going to talk about?
>>63651267
http://www.starwars.com/
>>63651178
left menu
>>63651089
>CHANNEL 2
LITERALLY REDDIT: THE ANNOUNCERS
>pre-book ticket for 00:05 16th
>turns out it's actually 00:05 17th and they just put the 16th on the tickets to "avoid confusion"
fuck this shit
Kit harington??
what are the chances lucas does or says something autistic as fuck?
god please let it happen
>>63651173
More like this, hopefully.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C6nvNlVx1A
>mfw I went to school with people involved in this production
i feel like such a loser
>>63651272
fucking hell, that's ridiculous if so. I guess they need to cement the new 'cinematic universe' they'll be creating with the very first movie.
>>63651267
starwars.com you fucking idiot
>>63651323
>jar jar was a mistake
>>63651303
lol
>>63650197
I'm watching it now.
real talk this remix of the Cloud City music that played in the trailers is the best thing
wait so all those manchildren outside won't be watching this?
who's the chick?
Finn is a clone.
>>63651234
Daisy obvs.
Disney CEO Bob Iger on the main stream.
>>63651370
>Cumbercrotch
>LOADING
>>63651377
MANLET
A
N
L
E
T
Plagueis on Channel 3
>>63651377
>77
1977
Star Wars came out in 1977
who would you rather
>>63651434
left is high test
>>63651377
Lanklets BTFO.
link pleasw
WHO ARE THESE CUNNIES
Love the stream quality senpai
>the stormtroopers are actually a private security firm to stop Ahmeds for good measure
>mfw i have to pretend to like this pleb shit to sell it to the prole masses
NIGGER LOLI
LMAOING AT THIS BLACK MIDGET AT CAM 3
Which Channel should I be watching on starwars.com? 1?
>IT'S BB8!! IT'S BB8 IN ALL HIS GLORY!!!
This is weird. No one's seen the movie yet
>>63651477
>77
1977
Star Wars came out in 1977
>>63651204
"I am Father."
Where is Daisy O'reilly?
>channel 3 quality
JUST
>>63651464
look like relatives of natalie portman
>>63651474
type starwars.com into your browser
Christ
>BB-8 tamed the guy like an animal.
>>63651464
If you prefer left to right, you need to go back to reddit.
you think they woulda ramped up the servers
this stream sucks
>>63651206
>>63651263
Yep, just watched that. Thanks, actually feel pretty sorry for him. Sounds like it was a hell of a clusterfuck and may not have been his fault, by and large. I remember when they said the Hobbit was going to be a trilogy instead of 2 movies and I thought it was Peter Jackson's doing, but it almost sounds like the decision to go to 3 movies might've been due to how fucked up the schedule was. It's still his fault (Presumably) for retarded elf romance and necromancer and shit, but still.
>>63651479
is that Jake Gyllenhal in drag?
>>63651501
I'm gunna find and fuck her this isn't a joke
>>63651545
literally done, the player is shit.
>oscar just referred to BB8 as a male
what did he mean bros?
>>63650159
I hurd U liek Mudkips
https://youtu.be/R1LJLfU3Njg
>>63651523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0248pUAteWk
Is there a bingo for this?
There should be
>get adobe flash player
>>63651587
JJ also called BB-8 "him"
why do people try to make social media a "thing"
BASED DAISY <3
based Driver on the scene
>>63651574
come on dude, the design is genious. he is totally on par with R2D2.
JUST
>>63651624
no wonder why the player is a piece of shit and its not only the stream
>2015
>players still using flash
jesus
>the ride begins
Could they have hired anyone gayer?
He's a big guy.
>>63651650
>get me outta this shit premiere
>ywn watch the premiere while holding hands with Daisy
HOLY SHIT DOMHNALL JUST LET IT SLIP THAT FINN IS LANDO'S SON
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>>63650159
That's a cute pic, Disney marketing is killing it.
Fuck, I can't believe I am only going to watch it monday, fuck everything
>>63651587
BB-8 is the only white male protagonist in the filmthat doesn't die
at least the music is comfy
>>63651677
>77
1977
Star Wars came out in 1977
>>63651685
>daisy will never bite down on your dick
JUST
>>63651302
Holy shit, they actually brought back Porkins.
I wonder how he survived.
HAPPENING
>>63651706
>im making a whola lotta money outta this nerd shit
>here's how we made the red carpet
Hollywood is fucking ridiculous
>>63651560
Yea, it's by no means adequate consolation, but there's plenty of good material to make a pretty good fan edit. There's a few out there already. I just wish he had been given a few years to just make one great movie.
What did I miss?
>>63651747
the stream is shit desu senpai
>>63651747
Snoke is Vader.
Also check this 2.
>shitlord from Frozen
WHY
>>63651699
Can someone confirm?
>>63651260
Are you sure I'm le patrician, anonymous? I said I liked the LotR trilogy. And you know what hobbits wear? Capes. And you know where capes dangle? In front of asses. And you know what asses produce? Shit.
>>63651297
Thank you
the guy from cam 1 came straight outta reddit
>>63651727
STOP FORCING YOUR GAY MEME YOU COLOSSAL FUCKING FAGGOT
>Harrison ignoring the fat bitch
HUTTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
who /fappingtoVictoriaSecretfashionshowwhilewatchingthisshitstream/ here?
>>63651377
>mummy, I want up
how badly does ford want to off himself right now?
>>63651699
CONFIRM THIS
>>63651706
SPIC'D
>>63651777
>77
1977
Star Wars came out in 1977
>777
oOooOoooooo nice
Is it only me, or does the stream work like total shit?
>>63651794
He's just mad that he wasn't allowed to wear his hot dog costume to the premiere
>>63651794
reminder that one of this nerds is shitposting on 4chan
>>63651770
If snoke is vader, this franchise is literally dead to me.
>>63651789
>89
1989
I came in your mom's pussy in 1989
>>63651822
not just you senpai
Kathleen Kennedy is my mommyfu.
Kathleen Kennedy speaking now
>dressing like this to a children's movie premier
>>63651822
it's complete shit
Jesus guys, I'm so torn.
When they stream random scenes of the movie, of the making of, daisy, jj, ford, I get legitimately hyped as fuck. then boyega appears on the screen and my heart fucking sinks, I can feel it like going deeper into my chest. why they did this to me, why they did this to us.
>>63651794
So badly. Like, celebrities have it SOO bad. Feel terrible for him, like, I hope his multi-million dollar paycheck covers this absolute ordeal.
>>63651822
it's not just you, the stream is absolute horsefuck
Where's ma daisyfu?
Dead man on chan 2
>>63651853
hnnng...
>All these tumblrina tweets
Lol so hyped to watch this and nerd out. Us geeks huh? xP
>>63651853
Who's that?
Daily reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSaaa_OBkzw
>>63651864
Back to /r/coontown mouthbreather
Stream keep freezing for anyone else?
>>63651864
It's 2015 anon
Get used to it :^)
>>63651829
does this mean i should avoid /tv/ after tonight?
"It's about it's reach around"
What did she mean by this?
>>63651822
an old man with prostate problems has a better stream than this shit
Why is chan 2 the only one that seems to be the most farthest ahead?
IS ANY OF THIS ACTUALLY LIVE???
ITS GONNA BE AVERAGE ISN'T IT?
I'm so scared its gonna be average.
>"The great thing about Star Wars is that it's so optimistic and so hopeful..."
She just wants you to be happy, /tv/.
>>63651647
>>63651822
No it's pretty fucking garbage. They shoulda streamed on twitch
Sticky? Perhaps? Mods?
>>63651936
>tfw no Kathy mommy
>>63651945
at least Twitch could handle more than 2 viewers and actually stream near to being live
>>63651853
What the hell is wrong with her boobs?
>>63651925
Kek
>>63651888
This. I cant remember one female who was into Star Wars back in the day when the trilogy came out. Not even a shred of interest for it. Same with video games.
And now they have encroached themselves upon these interests because it is until now, a vast and untapped resource for attention.
I SAID NO FUCKING INTERVIEWS
>>63651924
She means most of the movie will be two men, one in front being rammed in the butt, and one behind doing the ramming, but also being considerate and manually stimulating his partner's penis.
god fucking damn, the main stream is terrible.
>>63651912
what? he's a bad actor, the year is not relevant.
>>63651710
you better not come here or anywhere else in the internet really ;)
I have Verizon FiOs so I can watch the stream on tv
>>63651936
>you will never creampie Kathleen Kennedy while she calls you a good boy
>>63651992
>starwars.com
>>63651929
It's gonna be average m8, no doubt. It's neither going to be bad nor will it be that good. It will just be. It will be a way to pass 3 hours and a reason to shitpost.
LUCAS ON CHAN 2
LUCAS CONFIRMED
>>63651990
pham this shit has been going on since 2007
this fucken interviewer faggot
>>63651864
probably because 'they' hate you
oh boy
HERE
WE
FUCKING
GO
THE G-MAN
LUCAS
U
C
A
S
>>63651992
>I SAID NO FUCKING INTERVIEWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_iSQ65ZDAE
Lucas has arrived.
>>63651624
>Decide to get Adobe flash for a some stream
>CPU usage starts to sit at 83%
What is wrong with this program
LUCAS SPOTTED
THE FAT FUCKER RETURNS
>>63652000
It's a meme you dip
>>63652046
$10 says he's going to clock a fan.
>>63651864
The oppression of the white man will never return.
>>63651972
>Anon, get up! It's 8:30 already! Don't you want to come see the set?
god I am so excited I cant help but smile everytime I see the droids on screen. I feel like a little kid again sitting here after 2AM and watching a fucking red carpet. I feel bad for all the bitter people in here because I love every second of this.
LUCAS
U
C
A
S
Nevar farget, some sperg bought up a whole showing to watch it by himself
lucas looks happy as usual
WAKE ME UP
BLACKED
>>63652035
Yeah I noticed. Its a shame too that you were still a sperm cell in your Dad's balls when episode 1 came out.
SNOKE
N
O
K
E
>>63652066
execute order 66
TELL ME ABOUT LUCAS, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE BLAZER?
>>63652046
is he finally going to JUST tonight?
>>63652100
Taste the rainbow.
>>63652100
those are his daughters who wrote for TCW
Adam Driver speaking now
Andy Serkis is BASED
>>63652064
>i7
>not even 8% usage
THE MASKETTA MAN
>>63652100
>>63652111
Is she the one who wanted a black lead jedi?
Get that squeaky voiced piece of shit of the stream.
*tips filloni*
>>63652091
Those bitter people were like you at one time. They just took more offense to Lucas's changes and prequel trilogy.
is driver wearing a voice manipulator?
he sounds exactly like the movie
>>63652116
what is this unneccesary aggression?
chill the fuck out you autistic piece of shit
