Are you ready for token black guy and token heroine to ruin a generic adventure loosely set in the Star Wars universe?
This movie will finally cement the fact that the movie industry is incapable of doing anything new, while still managing to ruin everything they remake.
>It's got a black man in it so now it's bad!
Good thread, OP.
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>>63649166
I don't think you know what token means.
>>63649211
No, you see, this movie is set in a time far far ago in a galaxy far far away. But this black guy talks like some modern-day hoodrat.
>>63649230
If you don't think the two main characters were chosen specifically due to race and gender you're kidding yourself. That, by definition, are token characters.
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>>63649230
The allure of Star Wars is gone. I feel like its more of a Big Bang Theory I LOVE STAR WARS IM SUCH A NERD HAHAHA.
I stumbled upon star wars behind the scenes from the original ones. its mind blowing. the months of dedication that went it. Creating multiple sizes of the same ship. It was kids playing with their toys, and it was amazing. Now its all CGI, green screens and photoshop stuff. Yes, I get it. EXPLOSIONS, SPACE FIGHTS, AND OMG CHEWBACCA I LOVE IT AHHHH.
>>63649249
Go hide your tears under a mountain of shitty non-canon Star Wars novels, nerd.
>>63649251
Just out of curiousity, how would you describe the way Lando talked, anon?
please don't bully my faux geek series
>>63649294
Lando didn't talk like a 70s nigra, he talked like a sly cardshark, exactly like Han did.
Mark my words, this movie will manage a low 80s score on Rotten Tomatoes, and that'll only be because of its franchise affiliation. It'll be as forgettable as the prequels, same as every other action movie out there today.
>>63649357
>canon
This is the first time I see this error the other way around.
>>63649357
>I'm in a bad mood so I'm going to find random topics on 4chan for things I don't care about and start shit
Go do your homework, kid.
>>63649483
I'm not angry, I understand that puberty is a part of life, and you'll be over it soon.
>>63649369
Why should I trust you?
>prequels
>forgettable
Yeah right, that's why there is literally nothing else people on here talk about.
>>63649527
Let's face it, only the nerds talk about those movies, trying to make sense from something where there is none.
I don't remember anything from the prequels. I watched them once and I'll never watch them again. I've seen the original movies dozens of times.
>>63649581
Eat a cookie. I bet you have low blood sugar, that's why you're so grouchy.
>>63649581
Let's play "why is this kid so angry"
>is molested by a family member
>is poor, lives in a shabby house and feels like he has no control over his life and will never amount to anything
>is fat, takes no responsibility for it and just gets angry at random people on the internet
>is black, is inherently angry and unintelligent
>is a druggy, too lazy to work to buy more drugs
>has no friends, only way to find social engagement is to create fights
Which of these do you meet? Did I leave any out?
George Lucas was a hack, the only thing that saved his early movies were the other writers, producers, editors, etc. Once he had a big reputation and full control over the process he proved that he's incapable of creating another masterpiece.
JJ Abrams hasn't made a good movie in his life, there's no way this will be good, especially when it's full of tokens.
>>63649269
Fucking this.
And it's gonna get worse rapidly with the yearly movies and spin offs and God knows what else is coming. It'll be capeshit tier in a couple of years.
>>63649249
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>>63649800
>im more smug thank you
sorry guys, the tripfag loses by default
>>63649840
I just watched the new Star Trek trailer, which confirms that Star Wars will be fucking awful.
>>63649269
https://youtu.be/CTNJ51ghzdY
It's easier to make a space combat scene with CGI. CGI looks better than a bunch of miniature models. I like what the specials effect team did in the OT, but that was before CGI. And it's ok to use it but don't rape the movie like Lucas did with the prequels.
>>63649265
Whose anus was leaking so much that he made that autistic drawing?
>>63649840
Literally the same editor, cinematographer, etc. of the regular Abrams shitfests like Into Darkness. No outside talent.
This is the biggest warning sign.
>>63649251
I'm bothered that the black guy dresses in a jacket and jeans. It looks like pic related tbqh
Why are interracial couples always a white woman and a black man? Why can't they be a black woman and white man? Or an Asian woman and Indian man?
>>63650897
Coz its also a way to kuck white men. Otherwise it would kuck black man, which makes no sense.
Holy shit the mods are Fucking maaaaaadooga booga
I never really watched Star Wars, but I just finished episodes 4 and 5, are the prequels actually bad or should I watch them. The first two I watched were just meh.
>>63650843
All we are is midi-chlorians in the cells dude
>>63649166
This is the most tiresomely bland edgelord non-conformist opinion there is, and you didn't even bother to try to make it in any way interesting.
You're like a feminist who gets fat and dyes her hair some stupid color in order to not conform to society's gender norms, and in the process ends up looking exactly the same as every other pustulant fat hag femcunt in the process.
You're more basic and boring than the masses of people that you're desperately searching for a reason to feel superior to.
>>63650897
Where the fuck do you even live.... let me tell you for the majority of the time since the 70's and 80's white men ALWAYS had the black women. I fucking hated it being a Mixed kid myself, my mom was white, and my dad was black. I was like ew an "other sider". I fucking hated other siders
>>63650897
Oy vey goyim