>tfw no "War!"
>no "There are heroes on both sides"
>KYLO REN will be the only named character
>>63644728
>there will bo ne "Episode VII"
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Turmoil has engulfed the New Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute...
Jar
Evil white men have launched an attack on the galaxy, only one noble black man, a woman and a Latino hotshot pilot can stop them
>>63644854
Yes there will.
>>63644728
Nope, Poe Dameron is named in the opening crawl. 100% fact.
>>63644728
>>KYLO REN will be the only named character
I say Poe will be named as well.
Going by what we've seen so far:
It is a period of civil war. Resistance spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil First Order. During the battle, Resistance spies managed to steal secret plans to the First Order’s ultimate weapon, the STAR KILLER, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire solar system.
Pursued by the First Order’s sinister agents, Poe Dameron races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy….
>They're still called the Rebellion
>>63644728
>tfw when there's no opening crawl
>tfw jj opens movie in the middle of a massive qwad jumpah battle
Do you thin that in 30 years from TFA, when they realese episode XXXVI they'll keep the number in opening crawl?
>>63645547
Underrated toast
>>63645547
>mfw
It is a period of blockbuster movie franchises. The Walt Disney Corporation, striking with mergers and acquisitions of popular properties, have won their first victory against the hack George Lucas.
During their battle, Disney's lawyers managed to secure franchise rights to Lucasfilm's ultimate property, STAR WARS, a famous movie franchise with enough cultural cachet to bring in billions of dollars each year
Pursued by declining profits at ESPN, J.J. Abrams rushes into theaters with his latest rehash, an uninspired shitfest that will placate dumb fanboys and restore stability to Disney's stock price...
>>63645731
>An new episode every year
Even for disney that sounds impossible.
>>63644728
>yfw Episode X
Not even memeing, it's still a possibility. What would the reaction be?
>>63646007
It's every two years, and doubtless there'll be over 10 years of Disney Wars, so I expect to see at least Episode XIII
30 years have passed since Emperor Palpatine's Reign was brought to an end by his apprentice Darth Vader and his son, the Jedi Knight Luke Skywaler.
Calling it.
>>63646033
Prequel Trilogy: I, II, III
Original Trilogy: IV, V, VI
Sequel Trilogy: VII, VIII, IX
That One Movie: X
It seems weird.
>>63646033
They'll have to skip episode X because Americans would confuse it with Jason X or some other dumb shit.
>>63646138
They could do X, XI, and XII now.
Then go back and do VII, VIII, and IX later with Luke and co. played by younger actors (they're already casting a younger Solo, so why not?)
>>63644728
>It has been 30 years since the rebel alliance destroyed the second death star, bringing about an end to the galactic empire
>>63645978
I laughed. Pretty accurate too.
>>63646138
Don't forget
Threequel trilogy: X, XI, XII
Old Republic Trilogy: -II, -I, 0
Alternate Timeline Trilogy: IVa, Va, VIa
Young Kenobi Trilogy: Obi Wan, Obi Too, Obi Thrii
>>63645978
*vader voice* NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>63646211
>Young Kenobi Trilogy: Obi Wan, Obi Too, Obi Thrii
Oh shit, that's good
>>63646211
>Alternate Timeline Trilogy: IVa, Va, VIa
The other ones sure, but this would be ridiculous.
>>63644728
spinoff about battle droid H4-KIL4 when
a hero of our time
>>63646330
Just think about it: it's a license to literally rehash the originals. Think of the nostalgiabux.
>>63646211
I would love a series of movies about the old republic.until they make revan black
>>63645547
>STAR KILLER, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire solar system.
So basically it's eps 4 and 6?
>>63646361
But that's coming out December 18th, 2015
>>63646400
hey we heard you like death stars and you like hoth so this time we put a death star on hoth
>>63646400
I think the joke was that it's basically ep 4, since that's the text from the beginning of 4 with a few words changed.
>>63646386
You know, Idris Elba hasn't played in Star Wars yet.
>>63646400
Anon, that's the joke
>tfw when there won't be "Episode VII"
>YFW you realize that the reason for this is so they can make prequels to the Force Awakens trilogy and recast actors for young Luke, Leia, and Han
>>63646439
>this time we made the death star hoth
>>63646612
this is the worst
because there's no reason for us to get new characters with the same shallow archetypes those 3 are
but they are literally too scared to try their hands at a completely new scenario that we'll never leave this same premise.
also Rian Johnson, Gareth Edwards, and Trevorrow especially are all fucking awful
>>63646751
for us not to get*
i'm 90% sure he'sthe son of han/leia
>>63646747
>made hoth the death star
>>63646780
>He ends up being the son of Leia and Luke
when will FN-2187 posting replacing sheev posting
>>63646780
>Incest creates dark side users
>>63645384
>>63645430
I don't know. Maybe he will be referenced, but not named. Like "In a desesperate move, the Resistance sent their best pilot(/agent) on a capital secret mission to the desert planet of JAKKU, theater of one of the last and most brutal battle between the rebels and the Galactic Empire, in order to restore(/save) the peace in the galaxy once and for all..."
