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Why is Han Solo's new ship such a piece of junk?
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Why is Han Solo's new ship such a piece of junk?
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>>63641526
Why was his old ship such a piece of junk
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>>63641526

That thing is fucking huge
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>Marries princess
>General in new government
>Becomes a truck driver for 30 years
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>Han literally went JUST after saving the galaxy
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Are they illustrating these cross section books in CGI now?

I'm not buying that shit anymore.
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>>63641526
That looks pretty awesome actually. Did Ryan church design it?
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>>63641526
I guess that explains all the "Ham Solo is piloting a Star Destroyer" rumors.
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Does this book actually spoil the actual plot? Like does it confirm Han dies, Rey is Luke's daughter, etc
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>>63641883
Han's had a hard life. His kid went crazy, killed a bunch of younglings, and now is the head of neo-Empire that Han fought to defeat.

Leia probably dumped him and he became a space trucker so that he can make the monthly galactic payments to his ex wife.

No wonder he went full JUST.
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>>63641996
>Rey is Luke's daughter, etc
they basically spoiled that with the first trailer
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>>63641996
It says Kylo comes from the lineage of powerful jedi and sith. Meaning he is Luke or Leia's son for sure now.
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>>63642019
A L I M O N E Y
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>>63642049
what if he's related to sheev?
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>>63641526
That's a big ship.
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>>63642019
jesus it's all so plausible, isn't it?

truly they have taken care to bridge the gap from the OT in a way that makes sense.
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>>63642019
This is either the most brilliant troll post I have ever seen or this person is retarded.
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>>63641996
DUDE POSTING SPOILERS HIDING THEM IN SENTENCE LMAO

literally everyone already knew what you've said from the first trailer you stupid idiot
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>>63641526

>Lando refused to give the Falcon back and now Han chases him across the galaxy going "nigga stole muh ship!"
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>>63641825
Han belongs with the stars. that's perfect.
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>>63641619
Between the triangle of fast, cheap, reliable Han just picked the two he needed.
It's not like he's an incompetent mechanic.
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>>63642120
Kylo is his son. Luke was his master, Kylo killed a bunch of students and joined the Darkside after SNoke seduced him. Now he is 2nd guy in charge of the First Order.

pottery
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Is there a non cross section version?

Where cns I get this book?
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>Harrison Ford puts the Lost Ark in a big Warehouse
>Harrison Ford flies a big Warehouse in space

POETRY, BRAVO JJ IT RHYMES
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>>63641825
It's pretty clear TFA is a reset like Star Trek was, ROTJ may as well not have happened.

>Sheev is exchanged for Snoke
>Vader is now Kylo Ren
>a DEATH PLANET that can kill entire solar systems
>new revamped Empire
>Luke fucked off who knows where
>rebels now "the resistance" so they can still be underdogs.

JJ is a hack.
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>>63642081
There's always a bigger ship
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>>63641825
>Marries princess

Princess of what? They blew up her planet
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>>63641825
>marries
More like fucks her desu senpai
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>>63643568
BUT IT RHYMES YOU GUYS! ITS POTTERY!
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Ugh this looks fucking stupid
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JUST
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>>63641526
Aren't all veterans rich because people with ribbon stickers on their ships give them discounts and free cash?
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>>63641825
yeah this, Han had zero character development in the past 30 years
look what Lando did, he had his own city meanwhile Han is still flying around in a piece of junk, like he never fucking grew up and settled down with his own company
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>Han bought a dreadnaught
fuck yeah
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Got a scan of the new Star Destroyer?
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So is this gonna be the easter egg galore section of the film?
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>>63643568
>JJ is a hack.

That is giving him a bit too much credit.
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So Han is like Booster Terrik from the EU, only instead of buying a Star Destroyer he bought a bigmclargehuge junker

I dig it
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>>63641526
PART TIME
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>>63641825
Apparently he married an influential New Republic politician and went back to his old life after some kind of tragedy.
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>>63641526
The book pretty much confirms that Kylo Ren is Luke's son. "Through his veins courses the bloodline of the most powerful Jedi and Sith"
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>>63645000
He is Han and Leia's son. Luke and Leia share the same bloodline.
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>>63643568
>>Vader is now Kylo Ren

I get the impression Kylo is what fans thought Vader was before the prequels. Some guy who was trained in the force but later decided to betray the jedi and kill them.

Not space Jesus that was a part of some mystic prophecy that went sith because he was having bad dreams about his wife.
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>>63641526
>we need new product to put on toy shelves.
disney.
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>>63644781
maybe giving birth to a murder kid
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>>63643692
She still was a Senator.
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I'd rather Han be a disgruntled, disenfranchised space trucker than a boring general.

Makes sense for his character
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>>63644079
he bought a shitty ass local bulk cruiser.

not even a big corellian ship
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>>63641526

JUST FUCK MY SHIP UP, FAMILY!
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>>63643975
>The Falcon is gone,
>its right there
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>half a kilometre of spaceship

but why
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>>63647978

Because everything's bigger in space.
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>>63648147
even benises?
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>>63641526

Where are you finding all these book photos? I want to see more.
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Why is there so little posting today?
Are all the star shit fags afraid of spoilers?
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>>63648977
expecially benises :-DDD
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Han lost the Millenium Falcon? Isn't that basically his house? Did they drag his bed down the ramp while he was asleep and fly away?
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A couple of rectangles welded together. What a piece of shit design. That better just be to make the Falcon's return all the sweeter.
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>tfw no otana

Best freighter
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>>63649371
What wuld you expect a flying warehouse to look like?
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>>63649364
>loans his ship to a black guy
>ship is gone
Sounds reasonable.
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>>63644079
>>63647686

>bought

I don't think so, Tim.
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>>63643931
Han barely had any character development during the OT, we just eventually get to see that he's more loyal than he first lets on.

He shuns glamor and favours adventure so it makes sense that he'd keep chasing stars with his Wookie first mate. He's essentially an ageing space pirate.
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>>63641526
Dude honestly, how do they find the Falcon? The only sensible answer is that they were in the neighborhood to check on Dameron.

That was one of those pieces in the leaked plot that made zero fucking sense and sounded retarded.
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>>63643692
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>>63641526
>the falcon is gone
>eluded every attempt to track her down

>recently recovered millennium falcon
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>>63647523
the only thing I hated from the Thrawn trilogy and onward. I can't blame writers though, it's hard to keep that cool factor from the first two movies.
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>>63641526
Very nice.
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>>63642038
How did they spoil it with the first trailer? Stop talking out of your ass.
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>>63647523
If they depict him as kind of a washed up loser desperately trying to hold onto his past glory I can dig it

But I think they're just going to play it straight and try to make Solo look cool for trying to be a smuggler at 70
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>>63641725
>425 meters
>huge
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>>63650750
A Nimitz-class aircraft carrier is only 317 meters long. By our standards, 425 meters is fucking huge.
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>>63650840
It is rather on the small size for Star Wars standards though.
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>>63650900
True, but I'm just going on what we Earthlings are used to.
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>>63650503
I never got why things like this bother people.

I mean the movie is trying to show you cool shit happening. Why would they make a movie about how long the falcon was lost? Why would you want to fuckin see that?

They made a movie about when it could finally be found.
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>>63641526
>The Falcon is gone and has eluded every attempt by her former owners to track her down
>Recently recovered Millennium Falcon shown in the landing bay
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>>63650976
Everybody knows he gets it back. It's not a spoiler.
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>>63641526
because it aint the falcon you gigantic motherfucker
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>>63646608
thats no longer cannon cocksucker
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It's big and easy to replicate for toys, which means they can sell a big one tied to his character. That means a more expensive toy and more money to Disney.
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>>63651249
Is that airbrushing on Han's face intentional or just a result of the blurry picture?
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>>63651315
Probably both.
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>>63651331
Damn he's handsome. I just hope Gleeson can really sell that menace.
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>>63645620
>bloodline
Spoiler that shit, Jesus christ. Some of us haven't seen the movies yet
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She looks like Dracula.
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>>63641526
>New star wars means new incredible cross sections
Can't wait!
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>>63651280
I though starkiller name was just a meme from the spoilers
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>>63650750
>425 metres

It's 426 you retard.
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>>63651249
>the welding goggles are the same one at the surplus store near me
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>>63651534
I figured he didn't have a "real" name, since he said he was raised to be a stormtrooper.
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>>63651534
So is Finn just taken from FN, and not his real name?
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>>63651534
post Luke now
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>>63651331
>Starkiller
Real original name.
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>>63651280
>sun targeting weapons platform

JESUS

FUCK

IT'S THE SUN CRUSHER ALL OVER AGAIN
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>>63651331
Looks like Crispen Glover tbhfam
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>>63651534
Is he actually Lando's son like the amazon spoiler suggested?
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>>63642049
Or he is Luke
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>>63651589
Meant for
>>63651280
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>>63651589
You know they just took that name from the first draft of ANH, right? When Luke and Anakin's last name was Starkiller.
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>>63651589

IKR?
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>>63651579
thats what I assume. Those rumors posted here spring of last year before casting was announced said one of the main characters was Landos kid. That same person said the new weapon was actually a planet. So who knows.
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>>63641526
I really hope this is released as an Ultimate Collector set in LEGO
that would be fucking dope
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>>63651884
I'd rather try to build it myself with old-style legos. Can you even buy random assortments of legos anymore?
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>>63641526
>Han solo
>caring for aesthetic

Come on mate, he just want a fast and maneuvrable ship, that's it.
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>>63651978
yeah, I think they just released a new box full of various colours and sizes
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>>63651978
>Can you even buy random assortments of legos anymore?
You can order them by the piece.
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>>63652112
But as we read in the description, the Eravana is neither fast nor maneuverable.
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>>63651367
Church of the Force

the fuck is this shit
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>>63641942
why not? You expect hand drawn schematics when they're ORIGINALLY designed in 3D engines?
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>>63651495
R2 ;_;
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>>63641526
>but that was a long time ago. The Falcon is gone
>The Falcon is gone.
>in the hangar
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>>63651589
>Milennial faggot thinks this is the original starkiller
can't tell if bait or not.
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Someone hurry up and get pictures of other vessels!

The Star Destroyer dammit!
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>>63651202
>socks nitted by maz herself
was this worth of mention?
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>>63651534

>every pleb that sees the movie will miss the reference to 21-87

It's literally, actually, REALLY poetry.
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>>63642070
>>63651606
or he sprung from a force egg laid by jar jar after he sneakilily collected the sperm of anakin?
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>>63651280

>westward of the core

Do cardinal directions count in space?
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>>63651444
>General
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>is also a princess
Yeah, of asteroids and how many atomized billions?
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>>63650503
It is good for giving you the scale of the thing
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>>63641526
Economic collapse after ROTJ? Maybe Barack Obama has a surprise appearance in The Force Awakens.
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>>63650750

Uhh yeah 425 metres is fucking massive.

You can park the Falcon in it for fucks sake.
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>>63651202

>goten

Sweet fucking Saiyans in this bitch
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>>63657459
As the guy who thanklessly cleans up his predecessor's fuck ups?
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>>63642049
>Meaning he is Luke or Leia's son for sure now
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