CALLING IT: Star Wars 7 won't be able to topple Jurassic World's claim to Box Office #1. Jurassic Worlds combination of dinosaurs, Jurassic nostalgia, Chris Pratt, and redheads will be too much for Star Wars
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>>63640434
>>>reddit is that way
What a beautiful woman
Of course it won't. JW made 200m opening week end, while the record in december is 80m with the Hobbit. I guess Star Wars will beat that, but you can't do the same numbers in summer and in december
reminder, Avatar made 40m opening week end...
>>63640434
>Jurassic World's claim to Box Office #1
What claim?
>>63640434
Holy fuck dat ass senpai
Fucking PAWG
>>63640434
why she so thick bros
>>63640434
You're delusional.
>>63640503
Of 2015
>>63640434
HIGH
>>63640735
TEST
MEMES
>>63640434
>dat urASS next to her perfect ass
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>>63640434
been calling this for a while now, too.
SW fans gonna be salty af and it's going to be glorious
>>63640434
She'll turn into a hamplanet again soon enough.
>>63640909
Hopefully it'll twerk
>>63640434
I want her to fart on me
>>63640434
Damn nigga, post more of dat fat redhead ass for us senpai
>>63640434
I don't think you understand Star Wars fans.
They'll watch this movie 10 times just to ensure it is a hit.
>>63640434
Star Wars already loses in the waifu department.
That's all that matters.
Daisy a shit.
Claire and Blue 4 lyfe.
JW's success will confuse me the rest of my life.
>>63641095
Didn't help the prequels. They did extremly well for the shit they were, but they never beat Titanic. Not even TPM and believe me, the hype for it was way bigger than it is for TFA.
>>63641115
>Dinosaurs
>Famous series
>Nostalgia
>Chris Pratt
>Qt redhead Bryce Dallas Howard
>Summer movie
Not that confusing desu senpai.
>>63640434
UR ASS
>>63641115
People who watched Jurassic park when they were kids are now either adults with money or adults with families. Nostalgia timing was perfect
Dinosaurs are a fad that will never die, add to that the somewhat disappointing responce to avengers 2 and Chris "new action man" Pratt
>>63640434
MEME OFF BRO, ME AND YOU
>>63641158
TFA is better than TPM.
>>63641171
It really was a perfect storm of financial success.
>we're never gonna beat Jurassic world, we just cant
>>63641074
Also wish granted
>>63641209
Star Wars will never die. They will continue making them until movies are no longer made.
>>63641171
>>63641209
It was still surprising it did so well. I mean JP was a good movie at least, this movie was shit and the trailer were barely able to hide it. I guess I would have understood if it was just successful, but that movie reached the fucking top 3.
>>63641115
It was exciting and fun, had dinosaurs, and played on my 30something nostalgia for the original mercilessly. It was perfectly paced and was also the JP movie everyone had been waiting for for 22 years.
The fact that Trevorrow also managed to make the movie a metaphor for making a Hollywood franchise blockbuster was just gravy.
>>63641269
Thanks anon. High test sweaty dirty Bryce was the best thing about that movie. Also, that haircut suited her perfectly.
>>63641114
:( It's sad because Disney is all about waifus
>>63641158
Star Wars fans didn't like the prequels.
>>63641372
This. My teenage ass saved up $100 so I could see that movie 8 times.
I saw it twice, the second time basically to make sure there wasn't something wrong with me and that it was as mediocre as I'd thought the first time.
except for noticing the Amidala/handmaiden thing, which was fairly clever, it was even worse the second time.
>>63640434
I'm not even a diehard star wars fan but if this movie is half decent I will see it in the theatre twice. I have a feeling the limiting factor with this movie will be the number of available screenings.
>>63641280
>this movie was shit
you're in the minority pal. the movie was fun af and it must suck to be a salty little cretin like you who can't enjoy anything anymore.
>>63641474
That movie had many problems, but I'll be damned if it wasn't the funnest movie I've been to since... Like the last time jurassic park was re-released.
Chris party's character was cool, auntfu was hot af, and music was great
SW Prequel hype was insane BUT SW Was NOT mainstream at the time. If you liked SW you were a nerd and being a nerd was still a bad thing.
Now it's Disneyfied and mainstream and hype levels are through the roof, I expect this to easily be one of the most profitable films of all time if not the #1. SW has been masterfully built into something that everyone- EVERYONE - must see in a way that no other movie has accomplished. JW worked because it hit all the right notes and no mater what you may think about it had incredible word of mouth. People liked it, generally, but marketing was no where NEAR what SW has accomplished.
Although i'd love if JW obliterated it, that way we can go back to having attractive white leads where men are men and women are idiots and never have to deal with this forced diversity bullshit again.
>>63641372
And they're not gonna like TFA, what's new?
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>>63641474
>>63641115
People got tired of capeshit so they went to see dinosaurs
>>63641664
>SW Was NOT mainstream at the time
star wars has ALWAYS been mainstream. just because people made fun of the nerds who were super into it doesn't mean the general populace didn't like it.
>>63641280
Imo the reason it was such a success, it was it didn't stray off from its predecessor. It was an actual family adventure movie. No bullshit edgy speaches, no mysterious protagonists with deep voices and most importantly, the movie didn't take itself too seriously. In a sense it was good because it differentiate itself from all the other dark adventure movies.
>>63640434
It absolutely shattered pre-ordered sales. You're delusional if you don't believe that it will top Jurassic World.
>>63641664
>SW Was NOT mainstream at the time
Motherfucker how old are you? Star Wars was massive before the prequels. It wasn't fucking niche.
Star Wars is about as mainstream as scifi/fantasy gets
>>63640434
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
moar
It will do over 1 billion easy, but Star Wars has never been that big of a hit oversea's, it's also not at all popular in China so that's about 200/300mil lost off the bat
>>63642267
Foreign market was only a big in the last 10 years
>>63642328
Titanic did 1.3 bil foreign in the 90's, that alone beat TPM's 900mil Worldwide
>>63640434
As much as I fancy this whore she was fucking terrible in Jurassic World as was everyone else.
That fucking "dying dinosaur emotional scene" was absolutely terrible and so forced. Shittest movie of the decade.
>>63640434
Star Wars will make ONE TRILLION US DOLLARS
mark my words
>>63641664
No way, TPM's hype was way higher than TFA
TFA hype is about the same as Avengers, TPM was the most hyped movie ever by far, it was a one off thing
>>63642462
i think he was looking for something a bit more higher in quality that 240p phonefriend
>>63642414
>worst of the decade
Transformers sequels, fantastic 4, pan, iron man 3, Thor 2...
im gay>>63642511
Reminder that Star Wars was the highest grossing movie for a long long time before being beat by Titanic
Reminder that adjuster for inflation, Star Wars is the 3rd highest grossing film of all time
Reminder that some people actually prefer soulless disgusting redheads to qt's like Daisy Ridley
>>63642267
>it's also not at all popular in China so that's about 200/300mil lost off the bat
Should've cast Chri Pratt instead of Boyega if they wanted the Chinese money.
>>63642491
>tfw trying to be a good friend
>>63642586
Star Wars makes a billion in a week between domestic and foreign guaranteed. I say at least 400 million in its first weekend. It's gonna beat Avatar and be worse than the prequels.
>>63642607
hnnnnnng much better
>>63642586
I think Daisy is pretty cute but Bryce blows her the fuck out familia.
Batman v Superman will wipe the floor with sw7 and jw.
>Batman
>Joker
>Superman
>Wonder woman
>Everything else
>>63642730
I can only hope, but gal has nothing on auntfu
Someone post the 4chan as DC meme
>>63642730
If you combine both parts then they might beat either star wars 7 or jw
>>63642712
I want BDH to blow ME the fuck out tbqh familia
I may be black, but she's a great mommyfu
Great in Jurassic world by the way
>>63642818
Oh, don't get me wrong, Bryce can blow me anytime
>>63640520
it's that post-fat ass
>>63642884
She lost all the extra weight and became a thick PAWG. Thank Jesus.
>>63642884
Post pregnancy is a golden opportunity and she DIDNT waste it
>>63642712
>>63642818
>>63642874
seriously guys? pale fucking redheads are your thing? she barely has any eyebrows (when they're not drawn on with eyebrow pencil). honestly would bang but would never procreate. redhead genes need to die off
>Jurassic World
Please do not mention this featherless abomination.
>>63641474
>"hey man, i don't like this movie in particular"
>"OMFG U CANT ENJOY ANYTHING ANYMORE IN UR LIFE LMAO UR SALTY"
This place, man... this FUCKING place.
>>63642997
Pale redheads yes, but not gingers
My top 3 are: pale redheads, Asians, brunettes
>>63643011
>>63642759
>If you combine both parts
nigga u high?
>>63643022
>This place, man... this FUCKING place.
You will find this reaction not just on /tv/ but with all Commoners who unironically watch flicks like Jurassic Park.
>>63642730
I wish I was still twelve like you
>>63643221
Unf
>>63643164
>likes star wars and jurassic park
>call other people twelve on anonymous imageboard
so this... is the power... of... adulthood...
>>63641114
>Claire and Blue 4 lyfe.
Never expected a dinosaur to become a waifu.
BDH + Chris Pratt > Star Wars
>>63640434
You're implying the Jurassic Park has as much nostalgia factor as Star Wars which is bullshit.
Star Wars spawned a massive universe of thousands of games, books, comics, etc.
Jurassic Park can't even come close to the amount of fans that SW does.
>>63643322
Double Dubs of truth
>Chris Pratt
>>63643273
wait what? nigger do you realize than in north america alone TFA has already brought in 50+ millions$ in pre-sale tickets? Do you even imagine what the chinese numbers are gonna be? I don't care about star wars and even less about your fucking dinosaurs, I care about math. TFA is gonna crush JW pseudo records in a heartbeat without even trying, it's obvious to anyone with half a brain.
>>63643439
Man of steel had already grossed $200million before it had came out.
Sadly due to racism, gooks don't like black leads, or spics.
They also really hate star wars.
Batman v Superman will make way more, even taking up third place.
>>63643439
That's where you're wrong dumbass.
The average American child would rather watch cool dinosaur's instead of glowing swords. This movie will be the fifth highest grossing movie though.
>>63643518
>gooks don't like Star Wars
I've seen this mentioned a couple times. Is it true? If yes, why is that?
>>63643576
I know japan loves it, idk about china and Korea. I assume china eats up any big budget shit
>>63643011
>>63643063
>le epic "I'll mock the already scientifically proven concept of feathered dinosaurs because I was told that, by accepting this as a fact, I accept that /every single dinosaur ever/ had feathers instead of only the ones who actually had them, which were only a bunch of raptors and a few others" meme
hello reddit
>>63643710
It has been long established that velociratpors had feathers and Jurassic Park wrongly depics them naked.
>>63643710
I like feathers, I post them to annoy people
>>63643576
They loved the shit out of terminator genesys but they will hate JJ's retarded star wars. Very compelling argument
>>63640434
>300% assblasted Marvelkek falseflagging this hard
Give it up, a long dead franchise about something that hasn't been in the public eye for years beat both your breakout film and its sequel
>>63643924
I honestly can't tell your post is directed at
>>63644326
literally perfect
>>63644326
Bad posture
>>63644350
>>63644385
>>63644429
>>63644326
I would eat and fuck her big fat white ass on a daily basis
>>63644492
thanks for sharing
>>63644492
>>63644492
who wouldn't m8
>>63640434
It will even if it's shit. In my country there's no ticket available until late january.
BDH > any SW girl to be quite frank
Didn't even watched Jurassic World. I thought it was a flop, wasn't it?
>>63644061
it is
>>63645343
The polar opposite
>>63645442
So i think i should watch it, right...
>>63645537
Probably. It's not the best movie ever but it's fun
>>63641115
>Legit well shot and acted
>Pacing is somehow fucking fantastic
>Filled with fun and emotional moments
>Not a complete fucking mess/hard to follow to masses like most capeshit
>Kids go crazy over it, adults can enjoy
It's not that hard, really. It's just simple and well done.
>>63645663
>>Legit well shot and acted
>>63642865
poetry
>>63642446
>TFA hype is about the same as Avengers
You're literally an idiot if you think this.
>>63640434
Are you the same guy who in 2010 said My Little Pony wouldn't have much porn or wouldn't be a long lasting Internet cancer?
>>63640434
>>63642607
>>63643221
jesus christ, her hands are absolutely hideous.
bryce a qt
>>63646130
Better?
>>63642730
It's gonna be crap just like Man of Steel.
>that cellulite
ugh, squats girls. you don't even have to do a lot, just 3 a day.
$4 B I L L I O N B O X O F F I C E
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I bet she smelt amazing after getting all sweaty and dirty from running all day
>ywn be her young male assistant who's job it is to help her with all her "needs and demands"
>>63644696
that is one ass edible woman
Fuck this movie for giving me an unsatable desire for pale redhead hotties
Thank you, but fuck you
It won't make as much worldwide simply because China and other Asian countries are racist as fuck. Once they figure out about Boyega the attendance will drop.
Jurassic World on the other hand had an attractive, mostly white cast.
Could she play a good Scully if they remade The X-Files?
>>63642884
>mike stoklasas girlfriend
