Saw this last night. Ask me anything.it sucked
When did you see it? Was it good?
luke's not sith, he's latterday kenobi, rey & finn are both force sensitive, kylo is actually very powerful and not just a weirdo collector
>>63638362
Are you a top or a bottom?
snoke is barely in this, it's all just by the numbers carbonite copy of ep IV+V
>>63638362
Do you like to suck penis?
>>63638410bottom
>>63638480L O N D O N
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Does Finn dies ?
>>63638548he lives
>>63638362
When was the first time you dad molested you
>>63638362
On a weekly basis, about how much cock do you suck?
snoke is neither jar jar nor plagueis
>>63638362
Is it good meme material?
Is there an interracial gangbang scene?
Does Han died? Or chewy? Or anybody of relevance?
>>63638636
only pertinent question ITT
>>63638688no, there's one moment where it looks like han might bite it but they play it pretty safe
>>63638636
probably
>>63638362
When they do the Midnight release in the USA. We should open a suicide watch thread. I will be out filming the responses from viewers leaving the theatre. Getting every butt hurt second of it. JJ shit all over their childhoods, I want to be there to chronicle every butt hurt second.
>>63639173
>I will be out filming the responses from viewers leaving the theatre
the ones who didn't get shot up, you mean
>>63638740
Aaaand, your posts are total bullshit OP. How the fuck canHan survivewhen literally everything MSW/callsheet has said is 100% correct?
>>63639252
If the movie comes out and Han doesn't die, are you going to kill yourself?
>>63638788
>>63638636
There's never been a decent meme from a JJ movie.
>>63639286
Only if you kill yourself first.
>>63639374
FIRE EVERYTHING
Is Rey Luke or Han's kid?
Should the movie be watched in 3D?
Is Sheev in this movie?
>>63640551
Rey is the son of Luke and Han.
>>63639252
He getsstabbed in the shoulder
>>63642855
>stabbed in the shoulder with a fucking lightsaber
>not dead
pick one and only one, friend
>>63642934
>getting stabbed in the arm with a blade that instantly cauterizes the wound
>fatal
pick one
>>63642934
Why would stabbing a person in the shoulder with a lightsaber kill them?
The saber cauterizes the wound so it would actually be safer than say a traditional projectile weapon.
>>63643034
>>63642989
Nah he's right, that's where the heart is i'm pretty sure.
>>63643116
In the shoulder? The heart is in the shoulder?
>>63638362
How often is daisy barefoot?
>>63643140
is it not?
>>63639409
ehhh
>>63643173
I'm not sure anymore tbqh.
>>63639252
>MSW callsheet keks
What does Snoke look like? Is he an alien or is he a wrinkly old guy?
>>63643173
It's not.
And besides, the shoulder wasn't specified.The average human has 2 shoulders, you know.
how often is the ugly nigger on screen?
does he have a love interest with the white girl
>>63643270He's a wrinkly old guy alien
>>63643270
He looks like Darth Plagueis
>>63638362
>Ask me anything.
does a white guy replace the black/women in the sequel?
TELL ME ABOUT BANE!
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
So nobody dies?
Sounds boring as shit
>snoke is an original do not steal grey/white allium
ayy
>>63643421
>Sounds boring as shit
/thread
/movie
/franchise
>>63640727
in episode 9
>>63643395the mask its force sensitive
>>63638362
Do you get to see daisy's feet?
>>63638362
Do the darkie and the jew broad fug?
GUYS, NO SPOILERS, DIDN'T YOU SEE THE STICKY? Do you want to scare reddit off from coming here? :^)
Did nobody care who Kylo Ren was before he put on the mask?
Do we see Kylo Ren's face or does he wear the mask throughout the whole movie?
>>63644064
he is a bigshoehorned ugly jewguy
>>63638362
what is the plot start to end?
does anyone beat renn ina fight?
>>63644064
Has Kilo a lot of loyalty for a hired gun?
What about the music score? Mostly OT stuff or is there actually new music themes?
>>63638362
Is that a legitimate assessment or one based on a pre-determined personal dislike of any movie of its kind that would make you hate this no matter what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PecpX-c7LzM
>>63638362
Was it? Really? It was literal shit? They made a poster for shit? You mean you pirated a sample of dung? Or went to the store and paid oh I don't know ten 15 dollars for a pile of poop? You unwrapped a glob of dookie and put it in your media playing device and a literal mess of excrement sent signals to a screen and you watched it? You stole/bought a turd (or several?) and watched it as though it was a movie?
Well then I guess you're on the wrong board OP. Next time you see pic related don't bring it home and try to watch it, I hope for your sake your parents are willing to buy you a new xbox as long as you promise not to stuff your diaper into it this time and stick to wearing it on your head
Boyega dies.
That is the big tweest, Han survives.
Kylo cuts his arm off and as Rey is running towards he chokes him with force.
Rey has awakening moment from grief and fights Kylo, who calls in support and flies off.
>>63644425
But didn't they cast his love interest for 8?
>>63638362
does the ugly girl take a BBC in her asshole?
>>63638362
What bike should I buy, knowing that I am into roadsters?
>>63644231
Fuck, he could play adult Anakin, too.
He could be perfect.
>>63645617
he really does look like an intermediary between kid self and adult sebastian shaw
too bad
>>63638362
Why would anyone want to put pebbles in their sister's vagina?
>>63638362
Are Fin and Rey love interests?
>>63638461
>>63638579
>>63638588
SW Fans on suicide watch
How distracting are Boyega's big black nigger hips?
>>63638362
Whose daughter is Rey and is Rey her actual name?
>>63638362
Give us 2 truths and a lie
reported this thread for spoilers, as the sticky states the spoilers from sw are a bannable offense
>>63638362
Does it have a lot of PC/SJW lecturing shoehorned in ?
>>63647846
IM TELLING MOM
>>63647846
what about spoilered spoilers?
>>63638362
is this movie just a copy of IV?
are there ANY twists? what are they?
>>63644231
MY NEW EMPIRE
>>63648098
why would there be twists? it's jj abrams, he just copies things and make them flashier
