>wanted Cate Blanchett but she's asking for too much money
Oh well!
>when your director said "I refuse to do this movie unless you get me that guy who played Iron Man", but the budget doesn't allow RDJ so you lie to him
>>63635898
>wanted an extraterrestrial but we haven't achieved first contact yet
>when you need to have a black guy but you still want your movie to sell in the South and in China
>when you want "that funny guy" but Owen Wilson is trying to kill himself
>>63635931
>when your director said "I refuse to do this movie unless you get me that guy who played Iron Man", but you have a potato budget so you can't even get Bardem.
>when you want to make a family comedy about a fat guy being embarrassing
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9RJjHal.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>when you want that old, black storyteller but your handwriting is shit
![watchmen-edward-blake-the-comedian-jeffrey-dean-morgan-1600x1200[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/veZ5pp9.jpg "watchmen-edward-blake-the-comedian-jeffrey-dean-morgan-1600x1200[1].jpg")
>>63636332
He made for a pretty cool Eddie Blake though.
>The cost of the CGI for the new Planet of the Apes movie is way over budget
>>63635898
>wanted David Bowie but he is high as fuck and pretending to be a cat
>>63636455
I lost it
>>63635938
underrated post
>when you're a cheap fuck who dream about star wars merchandising money and you think the public will swallow it like a young Sasha Grey.
>>63636538
Lel
>>63635931
I've only seen him in 3 movies and I can not see how RDJ could possibly be in any of those
>When you ask for "this guy" who is the lead in the social network but the agency send you this one.
>when you wanted a drug addicted slut
http://thegossiplife.com/2015/07/27/blind-item-26072015/
>>63637079
>drug addicted lesbian slut
http://mediatakeout.com/283029/mto-shock-report-you-are-never-gonna-guess-which-two-cast-members-from-the-show-game-of-thrones-are-dating-they-make-a-very-odd-couple.html?mobile=1
>>63636966
good
>>63636455
i dont get it :(
>>63635898
>not "we don't know whether the character will be male or female but we'll go ahead and cast it anyway"
>>63637079
>>63637625
Spotted the two faggots
>when you can't afford Brendan Fraser
>when you want a Superman who's sole emotion is clenching his teeth
>>63637625
I am very very disappointed that it is maisie Williams. That's not even hot to think about.
I'd rather just imagine Sophie Turner masturbating or cleaning her dog or something.
Thanks though
>>63640515
Why? Just imagine them fooling around on set.
>>63639790
Martin freeman
>>63636455
you magnificent bastard
>When Matt Damon doesn't return your calls
>>63636966
He would play a better Lex Luthor tbqh foam
>>63635898
Don't insult Cate like that.
>>63640361
who cant afford to provide shelter to a homeless man?
>>63635898
>we wanted Nick Cannon but it went to voicemail
>>63640473
Kek
>>63637625
>Sansa and Arya sex tape
My. FUCKING. DICK.
>>63636966
Lel
>''Brad and George both said no.''
>''Alright I'll call him.''
>>63635898
Tilda's worse performance is better than Cate's best performance, fuck off pleb
>>63640515
Me too bro, of all girls in the fucking world she chose one of the worst looking ones. Sansa is easily a 8/10, she could do better than picking a 3/10.
>>63635898
>we wanted Nick Cannon but it went to voicemail
>When all white actors said no
>we wanted the reddit audience, but Bryan Cranston is doing a AMA.
>>63635938
kekd
I like Tilda Swinton desu
>>63641087
>Meme Actor
>"Reddit invented memes guys XD XD XD"
How does it feel to be a newfag?
>>63640876
>Sansa
>8/10
Jesus Christ. She's got the Lynch's Dune Bene Gesserit forehead mate
>>63641153
>reddit apologists on damage control
how does it feel being a redditor?
>>63641178
She could be a 6 or a 5, and that's still miles ahead of Maisie who is literally a hunchback freak
>when you wanted a good actor only to underutilize him and don't play to his strengths
>>63636455
This was the funniest thing I read today.
>We need someone to play a scary villain but we can't afford any make-up and or prosthetics.
>You may rest easy, sir, I have just the man for the job.
>>63641225
It's a straight 6. Those empty soulless eyes of hers don't really help
>>63636455
>>63636697
>>63640636
>>63641234
Is this like british comedy? Because I don't get it
>when you want someone to write a really fucked up violent disgusting depraved script and don't have the money to pay for a composer too
>>63641306
Does idiocy run in your family anon? Don't reproduce either way, not that you have a chance anyway
>>63641350
I dont get it either pls explain for >us mortals.
>when your producer forgot to buy high heels for the entire production
>when you wanna get a big guy audience but you don't have the budget to crash a plane
>when you're Adam Sandler and you need to cast someone who is not a white American male
>>63636332
>when your director said "I refuse to do this movie unless you get me that guy who played Iron Man", but you have a potato budget so you can't even get Bardem but you want some Mexican flavour
>>63636332
>a potato budget
hello reddit!
>when all you can afford to pay is hair gel and 3rd rate Uruguayan crack cocaine
>when you want Kristen Stewart, but you cast a black guy
>When you want Rocco but he's busy
>>63641178
>when the casting director for the Boy George biopic browses /tv/
>when you fucking hate your director
>>63641551
Literally hack: the man
>>63641540
Lost it
>>63637625
>pics we were sent
what pics? explain
>when you want chris farley, but he cant get sober
>>63641371
>Martin freeman
>Morgan freeman
>handwriting is shit
Can't spell it out any clearer
>>63641551
>when you want a Murray in your film, but Bill doesn't give a fuck and Andy is getting rekt by better players
>>63641620
Welp I don't think nobody would have guessed your joke because it was so shitty.
>>63635963
>>63635963
that aint BIG willy style
aka will "welcome to URF" smith
aka so you sayinnn *smacks lips* we sum kinda suicide skwaad or summin
>>63641551
>when you hate your director, your script, your other actors, the cameramen, the studio, the film, the universe in general and you just opened a fast-food joint next door
>>63641715
>and Brando is dead
>when you just want to fuck up the entire production
>>63641730
I'm >>63641715
and holy shit this was perfect.
>>63641730
Val will be too pretty soon.
>when you have a rape scene in your film
>>63641324
Had a chuckleeven though he's by far my favorite musician.
>>63641754
>When you just want to fuck up the entire production: Female edition
>>63641540
> Be Child of the 80's
> Never liked her or understood her appeal
> Couldn't put my finger on why
> "Boy George"
> Now know exactly why
>when you want to fuck 2 10/10 jew chicks at once, but one leaves you for James "Vinnie Jones" Bond and she gets knocked up by some fairy-ass dance choreographer
>when he asks you to stage a rape scene for his wife on-screen because he can't get off anymore
>>63635898
> MFW Tilda woulda done a better job as the scary hot elf queen in thos cozy midget quest movies.
>>63635938
>>63636455
lost it at both
second one is hof worthy tbqh
>when you want a CGI demon but its too expensive
>when your character needs to die
>when you make an unforgettable 10/10 masterpiece that will be remembered for decades
>>63641818
JUST
>>63641913
What did she do?
>When you can't decide between Patrick Wilson, Bob Odenkirk, or Will Arnett so you play eeny meeny miny moe and he wins
>when you want the Monica Bellucci audience but she hasn't been born yet
>>63636455
>morgan freeman as bilbo baggins
hol up, why are there no black hobbits?
>>63636473
>hurr guys it's so funny to be racist
>>63642359
Every movie or TV show she has been cast, has been cancelled or flopped dramatically, search for the "Summer Glau curse"
>>63642236
More like a CGI zombie
>when you need giant tits and a british accent
>>63642416
There are no asian, samoan inuit hobbits either, you one track minded shitlord.
>when you want James Woods but he still has standards
>>63642482
>and nobody remembers Claudia Black
>>63635898
Marvel has both
>>63642237
>when you reddit your maymays and everybody shits on you afterwards
>>63636455
FUCKIN D E D
>>63642520
>claudia black
>british
>big tits
>>63642482
Eva Green
>when you dont have the money for CGI or special effects but you need a rotting corpse
>>63642416
>black hobbits
Kek
>>63642489
Fuck you. FUCK YOU.
>>63642236
>>63642471
more like CGI muh dick
>>63642489
kek
>when you want James Bond to look like he's been fighting drunk Norwegian fisherman in Aberdeen pubs for the last 20 years
>>63642612
I bet it seemed funnier in your mind
>>63641517
BLACKED when?
>>63641485
>when you're shit at remembering first names and just wanted a Mexican
>>63642803
Um, have you seen Focus or Suicide Squad?
>>63636473
XD lol Racism
Fuck off you turd.
-4chan community
>>63642772
> More like when you want James Bond to look like prime Putin undercover operator posing as a tourist with a camera he's not even using.
>>63642980
>>63642910
In real life, not movie
>>63642980
Where do you think you are?
>>63642980
BAIT
A
I
T
>>63641454
underrated post
>When you need an ape, but prosthetics and cgi are too much for your buget
>>63637625
Maisie has a boyfriend though
Literally everyone knows this
>>63640859
pleb thinks he's patrician: the comment.
also completely wrong.
>when you want trey parker but he's too much of a weirdo mormon recluse to work on anything he's not in charge of
>>63643146
Pic related
>>63643146
And Travolta and Ricky Martin had many gfs, your point?
>>63643146
Is he a gypsy?
>>63643176
>when you want to watch The Simpsons but realize it's gotten even worse than this
>>63641715
>>63641818
this guy co-starred with Tom Cruise in Top Gun.
Just let that sink for a moment
>>63643286
According to last poll in /co/, Modern Simpsons are even worse than Modern Spongebob
>>63643306
Tom will outlive us all. Can't ruse the Cruise
>>63635898
>When your demographic spends their time locked in cathedrals except for when they're helping hot gypsy chicks
>>63643105
>Haha epic racism
>D..do I fit in yet
Racism isn't permitted here, seriously jus fuck off.
>>63642772
10/10
>>63640361
just be glad Tom Cruise probably now knows who Brendan even is.
>When you want to make an opening sequence on par with the bank heist from the second movie but you literally haven't the slightest clue how people interact with each other or how the world works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ
>>63641517
More like
>when you want Jamie Presley, but not trashy.
>>63643493
>when you want to direct a 5 minute intro to a film that will outlive your film, you, modern cinema and western civilization itself
>>63641653
It was pretty good and I'm American. It's not that dudes fault you're a fucking idiot
>you wanted Jeremy Renner but he's doing capeshit just like everyone else
>>63643544
More like
>When you want Jamie Presley, but not so curvy
>>63642980
Triggered.
>>63643654
But Edward Norton made capeshit too and got replaced by Mark Ruffalo
>whenthere are actually no circumstances under which he will ever get hired again
>>63643105
U N C A N N Y
N
C
A
N
N
Y
>>63643654
is it just me or norton is severely overrated? looks and acts like a complete pussy dickhead on and offscreen. has absolutely no screen presence either, no good looks, no cool voice, no cool mannerisms, nothing.
>>63643843
oh the humiliation
>>63643843
>>63643906
It was a Birdman reference
![Guardian[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/89amCFh.jpg "Guardian[1].jpg")
>can't afford mark hamill
>>63643976
Birdman is a capeshit film too
>>63643889
WE WAZ JEDI AN SHEIT
I guess he had a good agent in the 90's. No idea how he became considered A-list at some point.
He is still riding that wave.
>>63643889
tbf senpai, the gorilla has better posture
>>63644055
Well, one is an apex omnivore and master of its environment with no genetic deficiencies. I'll let you guess which one that is.
>>63643493
>he thinks the Bank heist wasn't just as retarded
>>63644090
Driving a schoolbus through a wall and then driving away scott free was ridicules
>>63642980
nice bait faggot
>>63642489
I wish Peter Weller got more screen jobs. Really you can't have enough of him
BTW he dated Ali Mcgraw.
>>63642237
Ebin. Absolutely ebin.
>When you want Kurt Russell but he's busy
>>63643493
tbqhwyfamilia this scene is still iconic af along with the bank heist, no matter if either of them have real world logic flaws.
>dat fucking background music
>AH, AH, EEH, EEH, AAH, AAH
>>63643176
Trey Parker is catholic
>>63644087
>>63640515
That's pretty gross because they're both like 4/10s combined. It's like a picking up a couple average British slags desu senpai
>When you want the main villain to be Leo DiCaprio's totem from inception but you realize that would be too much CGI even for you
>>63644279
he's slightly surprised
>>63640852
kek
>>63643402
>>63642450
>>63642980
>>63642237
Not sure if bait ir reddit. But if it is the latter, fuck off.
>>63643019
goddamn he sneaky
>>63644334
trying too hard
>when you want an autistic girl
>>63644334
10/10
>>63643105
BIG BLACK HIPS
>>63642980
i stopped getting angry at racism on 4chan a long time ago kiddo. accept and embrace it.
>>63641862
nice
![article-0-1E3BA90400000578-120_634x919[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4e0nEQe.jpg "article-0-1E3BA90400000578-120_634x919[1].jpg")
>When you want to hire a random street hooker for your movie but the actor's guild is suing
![Ellar.Coltrane[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/39hlKdl.jpg "Ellar.Coltrane[1].jpg")
>when you want to hire an actor for 12 years on budget
>>63643896
I enjoyed his voice in Kingdom of Heaven, but otherwise I have not much more to say about him
>>63644701
when you want anakin skywalker but he's grown up already
![adamdrivercover[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZklRgoO.jpg "adamdrivercover[1].jpg")
>when you want no Jews in your movie but you first have to trick the studio merchants
>Fincher: Hey Trent, I'm making a ne-
>Reznor: On it.
![lena[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Nonmc0x.jpg "lena[1].jpg")
>when you want to make a sequel to "Babe" but you find out the pig has been dead for some time
>>63644822
That dude is legit ugly.
>>63644658
>Paz De La Huerta
the kinda bitch that could be 10/10 but is fucking retarded
>she only turned 31 in September
>>63644822
He's clearly jewish
>when you want both Rocco and Manuel but can't decide which so you compromise
![Jason_Biggs_at_Paley_Fest_Orange_Is_The_New_Black[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uBYk4A0.jpg "Jason_Biggs_at_Paley_Fest_Orange_Is_The_New_Black[1].jpg")
>>63644954
Look it up.
Btw, that guy ain't Jewish either.
>>63644900
>>63644658
>>63644951
Never been simultaneously so repulsed and attracted to someone as her
>>63642612
>when you aren't funny but want to fit in on a jewish propaganda forum
>>63644209
He's barely recognizable
>>63635898
>Implying Cate Blanchett is better than Tilda Swinton
I'm pretty convinced Tilda Swinton is David Bowie from the r63 universe next to ours.
>>63645068
>>Implying Cate Blanchett is better than Tilda Swinton
this to be honest
>>63645012
she has that sex appeal. like Flo from the insurance commercials.
>>63645008
>him
>not jewish
Yeah sure.
>>63642980
>I speak for all of us
kike detected
>>63635898
>when shooting a kitchen scene, but Samsung didn't deliver the new RF24J9960S4 in time.
>>63641512
I was going to say that we don't have coca plants here, and then I remembered we do bake shitty pasta base.
>>63642980
Why are you posting this shit in every thread? Fuck off back to tumblr
>When you want Paul Anderson to direct but didn't specify
>When you want Sam Worthington but are worried that he'd be too charismatic and compelling
>>63640852
Is this bait?
Damon is much better than both of them
>>63645169
kek
>>63645280
Do they literally just pick up guys off the street in Australia and ship them to Hollywood?
>>63643654
Sick ref bro
>>63644500
>not, when you want the autistico audience
>when you want to make sure your tv show gets cancelled within a few episodes
![Pictures-Maggie-Gyllenhaal-Who-Excited-Prince-Persia-2010-04-15-153000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JilOdLk.jpg "Pictures-Maggie-Gyllenhaal-Who-Excited-Prince-Persia-2010-04-15-153000[1].jpg")
>when you want an attractive female lead but your casting director owes money to Jake Gyllenhall
>>63644908
>That dude is legit ugly.
Dunno, my gf said he's sexy as fuck.
>>63645425
>when you want to recast The Wizard of Oz but don't have a make-up department
>>63645425
she was hot af in The Secretary
>>63645068
>when you want Bowie but it's a female character
>when your budget is negative six hundred thousand
>>63643493
I genuinely thought the plane scene was amazing in the cinema, and I still believe that it's a great set piece even if the dialogue and the delivery is fucked. Although the big guy/for you bit has always made perfect sense to me. It's other stuff like CIA's yelling and his poses, and the guards just punching the prisoners for no reason and shit like that.
>>63642359
She killed the Cape before it began
>>63645514
The situation was hot, but it could've been any actress
>>63636455
>>63645426
what the fuck do you look like?
>>63645363
>>63642409
yo what movie is that
kek, this thread still up
I got the most replies btw :^)
>>63643146
Caspere knows this
>we want christopher walken in this film
>no! not THAT christopher walken, the other one!
>When you don't want no trouble
>when you need a character whose good at ad-libbed screaming and isn't busy with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
>when you want to sabotage a Quentin Tarantino production
>>63645528
>implying Bowie couldn't play his female self
Thought about posting what you did, though
>>63642074
>cozy midget quest
lel
>>63645778
>>63642244
>I can handle things! I'm SMART!!
>>63635898
why does she look like an alien
>>63645778
more like
>You like Eva Green but wish she had blowjob lips, a huge forehead, a nose that's just asking to be punched and a head 2 sizes too small for her body
>>63645778
>when you want the urban demographic
>>63645930
>when you want Eva Green but you have a thing for raptor feet
>when you decide European actors aren't your thing
>>63643105
Jesus that's a weird body.
Why are his hips so wide????
>>63644209
Isn't that Tim Robbins?
>>63644209
>when you want the Randy Quaid audience
>>63642236
hnng
>>63646046
That's what giving birth to memes does to your body.
>>63645704
Possession I believe
>>63645232
>yo, get me W.S. Anderon for this movie
>got it
>>63644209
>mfw Bam built a skate park for me in Iceland, lmao
>>63641512
kek
>>63645704
Possession from 1981. Stars a very young Sam Neill and pic related, Isabelle Adjani.
>>63644658
>When you want to do a Mick Jagger film but everyone is too masculine
>>63645425
She was attractive in Stranger than Fiction
>>63644701
>When you want an actor who has a really punchable face but Miles Teller is busy
>>63645744
Read that in his voice.
>when you want Clint Eastwood but he's too old
>>63646459
