COMEDY FUCKING GOLD
Best movie of 2016 coming through
>>63634929
Words can't describe how cringy this reddit superhero is
anther shitty origin story.
Oh. My. Frak. Can't WAIT!
>>63635058
His origin is great tho. It's not cheesy and stud like Batman's or Superman's
I'm actually looking forward to this.
An entire film of Deadpools Jokes , dear god.
>>63634929
Hella f*cking epic!
benis jokes XD lmao
Can't. Fr*aking. Wait.
>>63635476
>an entire flick of 9gag humour dear yahwa
>>63634957
I heard that shy people who want to act like complete douch in public just chose to cosplay as deadpool. Is it true ?
>>63635723
Yes, that's actually the selling point of morphsuits. Works much better for Deadpool tough because it's the same with a "lol so randumb xD" character.
Chimichangaaaaaaaas!!! XD
DR KILLEBREW IM DEADPOOL
Red spiderman?
>>63635912
CIA
>>63635969
What color do you think Spider-Man is?Yes, I took the bait
>>63635912
/DEAD
>>63635912
You're a big guy
>>63636036
Red and BLUE. Dumbass
>>63634929
I liked deadpool comic books, i dont think the movie will be that good, they try to memefy deadpool and they can't even meme properly with their 9gag humor. I'll still watch it for the keks tho.
>>63635912
uhh, you dont get to bring redditors
hope it's successful so they made a sequel with Cable.
>>63635912
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
>>63636217
>Cable
>ywn witness a proper Cable in a live action film
>>63636078
uuuu
>>63636217
>>63636255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfavFFw194A
>>63634929
oh dis original
9gag :the comic book character
>>63635912
is he pushing a gun out of his vagina?!?!??! wtffffffffffffffffffffff topkek
>you look like freddy krueger facefucked a topographical map of utah
KEK, SO FUNNY, NOW LET ME GOOGLE TOPOGRAPHICAL MAP UTAH BECAUSE I DON'T GET IT
>>63636581
I still don't get it
>>63635912
haven't laughed that hard in a while thanks F A M
>>63636581
>projecting this hard
>>63636623
A topographical map represents relief and irregularities in the terrain using contour lines. Utah has a lot of irregularities in its terrain, better seen in its national parks like Bryce Canyon and Arches.
Here's a topographic map of Bryce Canyon. It's pretty much saying his face is fucked up and looks like that, added to Freddy Krueger's already disfigured face.
Anybody going into this thinking it's going to be anything other than fart jokes is a fucking retard.
Why can't you chucklefucks just sit back and enjoy something?
You enjoyed DKR and that's objectively a shit film. Sure, you enjoyed it because it was shit, why can't you just hope there is meme potential and scrabble to become the next BANE? Then go and spam it on other boards.
>>63634929
BECAUSE THE GUN SYMBOLIZES THE PENIS
GET IT?
HAHAHA
>>63635912
Napoopan
>>63637541
>Why can't you chucklefucks just sit back and enjoy something?
I can't enjoy stupid things like that, sorry.
>Anybody going into this thinking it's going to be anything other than fart jokes is a fucking retard.
I know that's what it's going to be, that's why I hate it.
>why can't you just hope there is meme potential and scrabble to become the next BANE?
No one said we aren't going to do that.
>>63637563
See, these type of posts are so 9fag and leddit that it's come full-circle. You think you're being clever, when you're doing nothing of the sort. You're not observant, you're not witty, you're just shitting up an already shit board because you want to try and fit in and pretend to be "cultured" and above puerile humour.
>waypool
>>63634929
I don't like to throw reddit around but this is literally reddit
>>63637665
So you've never watched something bad just to get some laughs? I thought most people on /tv/ had watched The Room.
>>63634929
I didn't liked the jokes.
>>63637713
>So you've never watched something bad just to get some laughs?
When did I imply I don't do that? I just said I'm not going to "sit back and enjoy" the film. I'm gonna enjoy mocking it with my friends and /tv/.
>>63637701
Oh look, another comic book nerd wants to ruin a franchise before it even starts. Go back to /co/ dork, some people actually want to enjoy this.
THIS IS GONNA BE SO HELLA FUCKING EPIC XDD
>>63637819
>Go back to /co/ dork, some people actually want to enjoy this.
Yeah, we call those people mongos.
>>63635811
>Not putting on a green morphsuit on Halloween, walking around town being a complete dick and getting away with it.
Pleb.
This looks like one of the better capeshit movies coming out. Why are you faggots complaining?
>>63637686
Back to Reddit softly.
>>63637897
Just because it's one of the better something doesn't mean it isn't trash.
>>63634929
Is dat sum DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLE!?
its going to be the only marvel film with an R rating.
that alone is worth it.
>>63634929
When I was a kid and into x-men, I don't remember Deadpool being a le silly meme man. I only watched the cartoons and collected the cards and stuff though. I never read the comics. Was Deadpool always this way?
>>63637918
Whatever. This entire board has been cumming in its pants for literally the entire last year over fucking star wars, which is hardly any different to fucking capeshit. then turn around and shit on movies like this. No one here knows what they actually like.
>>63637686
....or they just like having fun.
Fuck off faggot, and get shot by ISIS
>literal meme movie with a meme superhero
>advertised and billed as such
>/tv/ is hating on it
i thought you guys loved dank memes or something.
>>63637976
No. When this board is not making fun of Star Wars, especially the prequels, it's shitposting about Boyega.
>>63637953
>Was Deadpool always this way?
yes. he was a meme lord long before memes were a thing.
>>63637953
Not sure about his earlier appearances but his recent comics have pretty much been full of memes and random humour
>>63637976
>This entire board has been cumming in its pants for literally the entire last year over fucking star wars
Have you even been here? General consensus is it's going to be from shit to "good but not even near the OT". No one here's cumming in their pants. We're just excited because it's a new fucking Star Wars.
>>63637953
ic. >using meme as an adjective
I fucking hate you.
He's always made jokes, broken the fourth wall, knows he's in a comic and had two coloured speech bubbles. So yeah he's always had a heap of gimmicks.
Death also fell in love with him instead of Thanos and he got a deadpool kills the marvel universe com
>>63634929
Deadpool isn't funny
>>63637990
We love memes when they are mean spirited and poking fun at something.
>>63638068
Well the OT is not some fucking amazing piece of cinema, its the capeshit of the last generation. If avengers fucked off, then come back 40 years later this young generation would be excited too.
Also. That's not even close to the general consensus. Have you been here?
>>63637457
Do you even know what projecting means?
How was that projecting?
>>63637767
I honestly don't know what to think of this. I mean, I watch old movies that try to be serious and then just come off as extremely corny and campy and laugh at them like every one else, but this "oh my god I'm so much more intelligent than the people who made this movie with a specific sense of humour that I don't enjoy, so I'm gonna watch it just to make fun of it" thing seems a bit to pretentious. You know what it is, can't you just be the bigger guy and let it go?
>>63637541
>just lie turn off your brain XD
>>63636078
what if deathpool actually says this
>>63637819
Yeah enjoy the disaster it's going to be
>ITS A REDDIT MEETS TUMBLR MOVIE
>>63638169
Either way the general consensus is that this is probably going to be a meme movie for epic redditors
>>63638169
Yes, have you been here?
>>63635912
shit
you faggots are going to love it just wait and see
>>63638301
>probably
there isn't a probably about it. it is a meme movie. thats the selling point.
you guys are wasting your breath pointing out
>LE REDDIT
>LE MEMES
All these Debbie downers, 2/10 wouldn't watch movies with.
I'm pretty psyched for this movie, familia.
>>63638294
Yes? What's wrong with that?
>>63638183
>can't you just be the bigger guy and let it go?
Not while we spend our time as society watching this kind of shit while real movies could be made instead.
>>63638176
>do exactly what i make fun of, search in google "topographical map of utah"
>then check statistics and post them in a Taiwanese cartoon board to sound like i didn't do it myself
Sure thing familia, you are not projecting
>>63638440
Real movies, like fucking what? Avengers? How is that any more real than Shawshank Redemption or Godfather?
>muh true scotsman
Rofl.
>>63638440
>Not while we spend our time as society watching this kind of shit while real movies could be made instead.
goddamn /tv/ you are more NO FUN ALLOWED than /v/
>>63638452
He looked up the statistics of the search not the actual definition
>>63638247
I'd kek and vomit simultaneously
>>63638420
Me too...just it being rated R capeshit is giving me Blade vibes.
>>63638247
You cunt. Now I WANT him to say it.
>>63638488
If your idea of fun is 9gag jokes maybe you should post there instead
>>63638247
Any hints of baneposting in the movie will send my sides to orbit
>>63638440
I understand and am also inclined to agree with your point, but I'm just a bit tired of hearing it all the damn time. But maybe thats because the the people who keep screaming angrily at capeshit and Star Wars are the same people who admit to liking Terrence Malick, shit on about "good art" and genuinely believes their subjective opinions about something is the one objective truth.
>Kickass but even less funny
This.
Movie.
Looks.
Awesome. As. FUARK!!!! yo!! GOnna get some based comfy pizza, a brisk ice tea, and say TAKE ALL MY MONEY!!! to this epic film!!
>>63638463
>Real movies, like fucking what? Avengers?
Of course not.
> How is that any more real than Shawshank Redemption or Godfather?
If you can't see the difference you must be fucking retarded.
>>63638488
Dude I'm okay with fun. I'm not trying to be "super serious" or anything. I watch fucking cartoons all the time for fucks sake. Disney's Princess and the Frog is one of my favorite movies of all times. But the difference is that movie is meant to be for children and it knows, and doesn't try to pretend it isn't. Deadpool and capeshit in general is for those annoying kids you knew in highschool who kept discussing who's the strongest superhero and thought they were super mature because of all the sex jokes in their shitty comics. These movies are for kids that want to pretend to be grown up or for manchildren.
Capeshit is this weird hybrid that's not for kids, nor for adults. but something trying to be the other. Instead we could have proper adult films or proper kids films, but no. Gotta have quiky movie with penis joke in the poster. This is kind of shit you see in movies like Grown Ups.
>>63638581
>he thinks humour is objective
TOPPEST OF KEKEROOS.
>>63638641
But there is no difference bar the genre, so what do you want, better stories? Cinematography? Writing? Characters?
Okay, fine, but why does that mean it's one or the other? Why not just not go see Deadpool, it won't stop what you deem as "proper" films being made.
>>63638679
>it won't stop what you deem as "proper" films being made.
But it fucking does that's the point.
>>63638641
But this is an R Rated film, and Deadpool has always been a 4th Wall breaking, rude, cunt. "Merc with a mouth".
I've wanted a Deadpool film for ages, not because it's Deadpool, or for it's crass humour, but for the possibility of seeing an adult capeshit film. Yes, it isn't really 'adult' as you'd call it, but I hope it is successful some some of the darker capeshit stories can be thrown in. Suicide Squad also seems to be trying this, but it isn't R Rated.
Hell, it doesn't even have to be DC/Marvel capeshit, it can be a superhero film that is just well written and has some interesting themes.
But you don't go from zero to 60 in a second, this is a bridge to show that adult superhero films can work.
Besides, adults actually enjoy crass humour every once in a awhile. I do, so why won't other adults? Why can't you just let it exist without trying to claim some sort of enlightenment that you're above something and think your opinion is objective truth.
>>63638646
>gets butthurt when people make fun of his type of humor
Also a top kek situation
>Not going with Dane Cook
>>63638733
How so? Ignoring the fact what you deem "proper" films is a logical fallacy, explain to me how this stops proper films being made.
Do you mean Hollywood stops making "Proper" films? Cause there are hundreds of proper films released every year, just not by Hollywood.
>>63638808
I don't even like this humour, I just find it funny that people think their subjective opinions are objective.
I'm not an egotistical cunt who thinks this, you obviously are.
>>63638440
I think the "real" movies you like are shit
>>63638169
Star Wars is an amazing piece of cinema. You're a complete pleb if you can't see that.
>>63638833
>Do you mean Hollywood stops making "Proper" films?
Yes.
>Cause there are hundreds of proper films released every year, just not by Hollywood.
And no one goes see them, because they are not Hollywood.
>>63638860
I never said it was objective, I'm here to laugh at you
>egotistical cunt
Damn son, you got mad quick
>>63638897
It's a stupid love story at best. Star Wars is shit.
>>63638905
Right, so thanks for proving my point. Nothing has been stopped being made. So go see those films made by others than Hollywood. Asia and Europe are more likely to make them than Hollywood. Why does it have to be Hollywood specifically? Budget? Well that would make them the shit you hate so much.
Maybe you're a hipster, I dunno man, but, Deadpool existing doesn't stop the other 200 odd countries on the planet making films.
>>63638945
Aren't you an enlighted hipster fag?
>>63638826
This whole movie should be tongue & cheek. Dane could have gotten in shape enough for it & he's actually Deadpoolish funny tier.
>>63638945
But I like stupid love stories.
>>63638641
dude wut? Deadpool comics have never taken themselves seriously. ever. thats the appeal of the character. Deadpool is capeshit satire.
>>63638917
I've transcended beyond emotions, I'm sorry you're still a pleb clinging to your humanity.
>gets called a cunt
>y-y-y-ou's mad boi!!!
Looks like you're mad, otherwise you wouldn't have responded.
Don't bother doing so again, I have already won.
>>63634929
The movies making me nervous.
Pros
>Perfect costumer
>Got a perfect actor for Wade
>Seems like it's sticking hard to the Joe Kelly run in terms of premise
>Based Blind Al and Weasel are in the movie
>Seems like the general tone is there
Cons
>Dude blood and sex lmao
>Ajax doesn't have his armor, and is reportedly not very intimidating (which is a huge factor on his character)
>Obnoxious advertising that feels more like Daniel "muh pancake mountain" Way
>>63638733
What film has been put on hold or cancelled because of Deadpool?
>>63638958
UK and USA make the only decent films
>>63638958
>So go see those films made by others than Hollywood.
But the point is not me. The point is people would watch these films if they were made by Hollywood, but since they aren't they dismiss them as shit and go watch Deadpool instead.
>>63638961
Nah the guy moaning that Hollywood isn't making $500m hipster shit is a hipsterfag and thinking Deadpool is stopping "proper" films being made by Hollywood, when the only thing stopping it is money.
>>63638972
I don't. Therefore I think it's shit and overrated as fuck. There is a reason it's not considered sci-fi despite technically it is.
>>63638985
Dude, you realize that still doesn't make it funny right?
>>63638826
this. Reynolds is too upbeat and heart throbby. Cook has always had a sadness about him that fits Deadpool.
>>63638994
>Got a perfect actor for Wade
You know its Ryan Reynolds, right?
>>63638992
I'm going to have to break out one of my rare fedoras for this post lad, I enjoyed our banter though, you should start tripping
>>63639015
But they won't go to see Deadpool if they don't like capeshit, like yourself. They'll go see other shit instead.
Join a hipster group or something, they'll go to those airing of French shit or whatever.
>>63639002
Japan used to make good films, 7 Samurai for example. I dunno now, last Japanese film I saw was Moon Child because my sister was a weeb over a decade or so ago and loved Gackt.
>>63635912
you've just improved the poster 1000%
>>63638826
That's a weird way to say Sean William Scott.
>>63639022
>sci-fi
It's Sci-Fantasy. It has always been Sci-Fantasy. Even in the 90's it was described as Sci-Fantasy by Lucas.
Fucking Force = Magic, Laser swords = Knights and Swords. Etc.
Like saying 40k is fucking Sci-fi.
>>63639022
You're overrated as fuck, you little bitch.
>>63639142
Oh my God, literally no one gives a shit
>>63639098
Thanks man, I did too. It's actually quite addictive being a pretentious prick. I better stop now or I might take your last suggestion seriously.
>>63639136
Fuck, what's he up to these days? He must be in his 40's now.
>>63639085
He's a good pick. There's a lot of enthusiasm from him in the trailer, and he's always been a likable actor.
>>63638433
>one person having cancer+aids
>"what's wrong with that"
>>63639170
I can tell, otherwise you wouldn't have said it was sci-fi.
>>63639170
>I lost but can't admit it: The Post
>>63639179
He's starring in Goon 2. I don't know how I feel about a sequel, but the first one is god tier. Scott as Doug Glatt was amazing.
>>63639205
I wasn't even the one you were talking to
>>63639181
>likable
too likable tho. thats the problem. DP has always been the kind of character that makes you say "man, this guy is kinda a piece of shit."
>>63639247
>man, this guy is kinda a piece of shit.
We have a word for those kind of heroes.
>>63639217
Literally no one who has ever seen a vagina cares about the distinction between sci-fi and science fiction
>>63639191
Well, if you have AIDS, you're likely to get cancer cause you have no immune system. Since every day the humanbody makes 7 cancer cells, usually they're killed off by immune system, but it's when it goes wrong that it's a problem.
Which is actually a good representation of tumblr and reddit, good ideas that went wrong somewhere and became the cancer it is now. It didn't help they got HIV (not AIDS, AIDS isn't a thing) from some faggots.
>>63637923
Punisher/War Zone, brah.
>>63639015
So what do you care what other people who aren't you go see? Seems like a perfect situation for you
>movie gets made you don't like
>don't see it
>movie gets made you do like
>go see it
Wow isn't that easy?
>>63639277
You mean sci-fantasy and science fiction.
You're tripping yourself over so many times anon, just stop posting before you make an ebpic screencap.
>>63639283
The parts of your immune system that get damaged by AIDS aren't the same ones that destroy cancer cells.
>>63639277
Then why did you say "there is a reason it's not considered sci-fi despite technically it is", trying to explain the definition of sci-fi? Have you never seen a vagina?
>>63637923
Wrong. Punisher was 18.
>>63639247
I disagree there. I think he's got enough charisma to balance out the fact that Deadpool's a dick.
The issue with RDJ as Tony post IM1 is that he's way too smug for how shitty Tony is. Reynolds, however, has a natural sense of innocence, which is a good choice for someone manic.
>>63639293
That means the movies I don't like will get supported more and the movies I like will be supported less. That means less movies that I like in the future.
>>63639306
I'm telling you dawg, I hopped into this convo
>>63639319
>People with HIV/AIDS have a high risk of developing certain cancers, such as Kaposi sarcoma, non-Hodgkin lymphoma, and cervical cancer (see below). For people with HIV, these three cancers are often called “AIDS-defining conditions,” meaning that if a person with an HIV infection has one of these cancers it can signify the development of AIDS.
Sigh.
>>63639325
>>63639306
Another anon took over since that post btw. He's even more of a retard then you are.
>>63639362
Either way, you tripped yourself up.
But I believe you anon, all we have is trust now.
>>63639293
I don't know, man. Sounds extremely complicated for the average autist on here to understand.
>>63639358
That's not how the world spins retard.
>>63639388
>He's even more of a retard then you are.
I'm pretty retarded anon, but I trust you as well.
>>63639403
But I don't care though, knowing that information has never improved anyone's life ever in the history of the world
>>63639358
Money drives Hollywood you retard, nothing else.
That's why you have hipster film festivals to cater for you.
>>63639446
Actually, it could be the difference between getting laid by a chubby/fat geek girl in a Leia slave outfit and not anon, I'm sure somebody has got their dick wet by going "ACHTUALLY IT'S SCI-FANTASY NOT SCI-FI YOU IGNORAMUS"
>>63639497
You are the definition of a normalfag.
epic FTW!
I hope Wil Wheaton is in it
>>63639446
By that logic, little information has any worth. Which begs the question why the fuck are you on a /tv/ sub-section of a Nepalese latte foam art BBS forum instead of doing shit like this?
>>63639346
Manic personalities are binary, and while i think Reynolds has the "up" side of his personality down with his charisma, i don't think he can get the "downs" right. his innocence gives him that sad puppy dog effect instead of the self loathing misanthrope that is DP.
>>63639464
>That's why you have hipster film festivals to cater for you.
Not were I live.
>>63639521
Hey I never said I got my dick wet, just I'm sure somebody has gotten their dick wet.
Or are you so enlightened you're above your biological imperative?
>>63637713
>The Room is bad
Get the fuck out, you fucking pleb.
>>63639542
source on that webm.
>>63639556
Where the fuck do you live that doesn't have film festivals of any sort? You must be in some bumfuck quasi-Communist anti-West southern-hemisphere shithole.
>>63639579
I said normalfag, not normal.
>>63639600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCKkHqlx9dE
>>63639630
I forgot the difference again, remind me? I did know there was.
>>63639696
>>63634957
this is not a reddit superhero, batman is a reddit superhero. this is an edgy underage /b/ superhero
deadpool's for teenage pseudointellectuals
>>63639722
Ah yes, I remember now. Also, how is saying that some faggot has gotten his dick wet by pointing out SW is Sci-Fantasy is me being a normalfag?
I wasn't saying you should go and get your dick wet, or would have got your dick wet, just that somebody might have.
This is a possibility.
Don't see how that is me being a normalfag, but whatever.
>>63639804
How? How is anything he does relatable to pseudo-intellectuals?
CAN'T FUCKING WAIT
I'm gonna take my bros and my gf and we'll make fun of loner autists seeing it alone:)
>>63639841
Maybe you don't realise it because you're a pseudo-intellectual teenager yourself.
>>63639358
What? Are you kidding me? There have always been plenty of movies put out every year to appease everyone. It's not going to stop because of "capeshit" or Deadpool. What about before capeshit came along? They released like 5 different versions of Die Hard a year, they released slasher film after slasher film. Capeshit is only taking the place of other genres that would never go on to win oscars. I'm sure the movies you enjoy will continue to be made regardless of what else comes out in theaters.
