"You know what they say Ray, the Apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Well I'm the Apple, and I'm falling so goddamn far from the tree I can't even see it anymore"
>they say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, well ive been spending a lot of time looking at my hands ray, and guess what, theyre fucking feet.
>>63632774
They say that anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the number of apples in a seed. Well guess what Ray?
I prefer bananas.
ALL THE GOLD IN CALIFORNIA!
>>63632774
No, you're doing it wrong. It's more like this:
>All my life I've been told the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Well I've fallen Ray, and I'm looking up at this tree, and all I can see are fucking lemons. And I'm thinking it's time I made some lemonade.
I really do love vinceposting. Why did it have to die so fast?
This is the best meme /tv/ has come up with.
Vince posting rises once again. This was some funny shit. TDS3 when?
>>63634883
>I used to be a meme, Ray. But you know how time flies. And I don't even have a fucking watch.
>>63634883
Takes too much cleverness and wit to construct a good one. /tv/ is into stale memes and easily-regurgitated buzzwords.
I never got trips Ray, not even fucking dubs. So I disguised myself as a janitor and killed the math teacher. They say it's a dog eat dog world, but I only eat hotpockets, and 4chan was bought by the fucking chinaman.
