Reminder That:
Luke got his name from George Lucas.
Leia got her name because she was laying down when Luke first meets her.
Han Solo got his name because he values his independence and like to be left alone.
Chewbacca is named after chewing tobacco.
Lando got his name because that's where Han Solo landed (Cloud City).
Bespin got its name because it looks like a top.
Darth Vader got his name because he invaded the ship at the beginning.
Jabba got his name because he jabbers.
Yoda got his name from a jew word meaning "wise one".
The drug dealer in AotC was even named "Sleezbaggio"
Hell even the newest movies aren't exempt:
Finn got his name because he is finished being a stormtrooper.
Rey got her name because she is the Ray of Hope for the jedi.
Snoke got his name because he looks like a snake/his motivations are smoky and obscure.
Star Wars is hack, childish entertainment and if you are excited about the new movie, you are a faggot. If you were in Star Wars your name would be Count Faggatrino Alwaysalone.
This theory makes perfect sense for Count Dookuand the films in which he appears
>jar jar got his name because lucas was looking at 2 jars when he though of the name
wow
>>63632482
No, it's because it was supposed to be a jarring surprise when he's revealed to be a secret sith lord.
Yeah? Bet you can't explain a made up name like General Grievous.
>>63632919
Just because he is force sensitive, doesn't mean he is evil. Delete this now.
You are the reason jar jar fans are being cyber bullied.
>this thread
>>63633019
Fuck I forgot that one.
>>63632397
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>>63633019
George came up with that after his divorce
>>63633089
And don't forget Commander Nefarious, Captain I'm-a-bad-guy and Admiral Bone-to-Pick
>>63632397
>Count Faggatrino Always Alone
I have just decided to donate my sides to charity
>>63632397
>Greedo
>asks for money
>Aunt Beru
>is barren
>Admiral Ackbar
>takes out enemy flagship with kamikaze
>Jar Jar Binks
>George R Lucas
>Boss Nass
>is a Nasty Boss
>Padme
>always on her period
>ewoks
>ew + rocks
>ew these wooklets are throwing rocks at me
>>63632471
underrated
>>63632397
>Darth Vader got his name because he invaded the ship at the beginning.
Vader means Father
>>63634267
Dutchfags get the fuck out, he wasn't anyone's father when the first movie was made, he's an invader.
>sheev
>named after his massive sleeves
>mace windu
>carried mace and got thrown out of a window
>>63633398
>Padme
Padme is "Padme" because she's "padding" for the series whenever she's shown.
>>63633019
he has grievous injuries
>>63634519
no way
>Qui-Gon Jin
>actually the only Earth-born Jedi, who was abducted from his home village beside the river Kwai
>his real name is Jean
>>63633116
Well that was pretty funny, i never got how that was a criticism of the flicks. The whole series has simple names it's part of it's traditional story like nature,
They're called the jedi because they all die
>>63634857
>kwai gone jean
i can see it
>>63634969
jedi
je die
you die scum
omg
The movies are called Star Wars because its a sci fi and they fight in the stars and Lucas is a hack.
They are called Jedi because of jews.
Stormtroopers because they storm places.
Memes because dank
Cvck because nigger
Reeeee because reeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEE
>>63635074
>The movies are called Star Wars because
...should we tell him?
>>63632482
It's because Jar Jar sounds like George
