>walk into bar with your gf
>this guy slaps her ass and then licks her feet
What would you do?
>>63630261
Stab him in the neck with a pen.
Drop my pants and suck his dick.
>>63630261
Wow great meme
Fuck off to reddit
fuc his boipussy
Call up some hard pipe hittin nigguz and end his life
>>63630261
UNO
hehe
meme
>>63630286
FARTO
>>63630261
>Tell him his films are dogshit.
>Watch as he falls to the floor and assumes the fetal position.
>Laugh as Quentin starts to cry.
Take GF home and fuck her raw while thinking of crying quentin laying on the floor..
Dump the biggest load into GF while saying in Zeds voice: "Looks like its you big boy!"
>>63630261
Tell him to cast my GF in his next movie and do whatever he wants to do with her.
>>63630261
I'd kick him in the head and watch him bleed to death from biting off his own tongue.
It would fuck up the date and I'd probably go to prison, but at least he'd stop being around.
Tell him that's assault and he's going to jail but that he shouldn't worry since going to jail for sexual assault is "a black male thang!"
>>63630261
>your gf
Give him the hourly rates and fees and ask if he's interested
