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What the hell was his problem?
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What the hell was his problem?
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>>63628387

He doesn't have a problem he is a con-artist that plays fucking retarded idiots around like the stupid fools they are and its great.
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>>63628458
He's bound to have legitimately snapped by now
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>>63628387
He wanted monies.
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>>63628387
Too much fluoride in the water made his noggin full of the autisms
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>>63628387
He enjoys roleplaying too much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAOPNX0qZUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBXNduvDrVI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_XF0y5VE0E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU3szLLlla4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFTQjJUjmS4
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this is great

https://youtu.be/i9p6jRHDZ0E?t=13s
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>>63628458
I think he actually believes the shit he spews, at least to some extent

But I agree otherwise
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>>63628387
He doesn't get enough attention here. Especially considering he interviewed Refn after Only God Forgives came out. The interview is worth watching for how much Refn trolls the guy by claiming the movie is about "living inside a vagina".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOYVpQhMZYE

>cinnamontography
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>>63628387
He wants to go back to being Bill Hicks but the Reptiles own his ass.
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he found the truth
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>>63628387

redpills are a hellova drug
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>>63628681
watch at 2:10 when Refn says "the whole idea was to make a movie that takes place in a vagina" and watch how Refn laughs when Alex agrees with him.
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roegan talks about alex

https://youtu.be/NdQ6rX-tUOc?t=4m47s
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Too much Super Male Vitality.
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>>63628387
He's mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore! Also, holiday special on his DVD boxset. And 20% off his survival kits when the NWO comes for your ass.
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>>63629043
>Also, holiday special on his DVD boxset.

This isn't a real thing. Nowadays it's not even water filters he hocks so much as his vitamin supplements and sex pills (super male vitality). And he has that long-haired snake oil doctor on all the time now.
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>>63628387
I bet a majority of AM talk show hosts and others like Alex Jones don't believe half the stuff they say. I remember reading a few interviews with guys like him and that's pretty much what they universally said.
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>>63629094
Regardless, you get the point. He's the equivalent of an Evangelist just for the conspiracy theory crowd.
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Do yall think there's ANY truth at all to the NWO conspiracies? I take conspiracies with a grain of salt, but I don't particuarly believe in any of them fully at all...I think realistically it's possible that
>SOME super rich men and secret organizations may dabble with child sex
but not entire rings like conspirers say.
>SOME rich guys and secret organizations may deal with satanism
but in a frat boy college rich boy kind of way
What do you guys think?
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Has he ever bee right about anything?
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guy needs to sell his filters
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>>63629231
You'd be a total idiot if you didn't think conspiracies existed. There's an element of truth to most of what AJ talks about but it's usually blown out of proportion or extrapolated to an absurd degree.
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>>63629277
Once or twice, a long time ago.
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THE GOVERNMENT LIES
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
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>>63629282
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>>63629322
such a great remix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ
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>>63629303
I think Alex Jones is exploiting the conspiracy theory people for his own personal gain. You can find a conspiracy in anything really.

I'll give it a try.
This thread will be pruned or deleted because we were getting too close to the truth. Not at all for being off topic.
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>>63629357
Yeah dog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usW7vtsfPuY
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>>63629448
If you reported this thread for being off-topic you are the biggest cuk on the board.

This thread is for discussing Alex Jones' contributions to film and television.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJXspT2VtOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN_VBc98dzg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqVKGMSrHVk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XZvMwcluEg
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He could be right about everything he says but he sounds like such an asshole that only morons think he is right.
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>>63629513
Making fun of Alex Jones is really funny to me. I wouldn't do that.
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BUY MY PRODUCTS BUY MY PRODUCTS BUY MY PRODUCTS MALE ENHANCING ELIXIR VITAMIN SUPPLEMENT PRODUCTS
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>>63629513
>that third link
>whoopi's body language

She wasn't buying his schpeel for a second, lol
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his wife divorced him
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he does it for money
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>>63629768
This. Happened back in like March. You wouldn't know it from his show though, since he never mentions it. But the alimony payments are definitely taking a toll, as seen by the increased time spent on pushing his non-FDA approved vitamin supplements and sex pills.
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>>63628566

>that lizard video
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The part in one of Jon Ronsons books where he sneaks into Bilderberg with Alex Jones is so fucking funny
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>>63629875
the video is funny as fuck
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>>63629896

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dahQCEzjkfM
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THE ANSWER TO 1984 IS $19.95!
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>>63628387
SUICIDE PILLS MASS MURDER PILLS
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>>63628387

>was

What has he stopped or something?
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>>63630331
I think he's confusing Alex Jones with Bill Hicks again, it's an honest mistake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31UrDpfM2Lc
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>>63630353
Sorry meant to link this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJGQfhYWpa4
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>>63628736
About the 5:00 mark
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Alex Jones has the best British accents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kFB03xyU7I
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>>63629934
So those old nerds LARPing in the woods are supposed to be the ruling elite? It's a bunch of nothing.
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FLUORIDE
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>>63630498
They are the ruling elite though, it's pretty well documented that Nixon, Kissinger, Carter, Ford, Clinton, Bush Sr., Cronkite etc. were members and attended meetings. It's basically just a frat party though, it's not like they're literally sacrificing babies in ceremonies there. But they do meet and hang out, and likely discussing political and business deals. Bilderburg is the same thing.
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DUDE GLOBALISTS LMAO
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Best one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVTYC6chmnU
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>>63630881
Love the DBZ video some guy made with the first audio clip in your video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZNlaiWNvqU
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>>63628681
Good lord, I get that movie now! He wasn't trolling at all.
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>>63629306
>Has he ever bee right about anything?
>Once or twice

Really? About what?
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>>63630964
He exposed Jade Helm which prevented that from being a Happening. He exposes things and then they don't come true which proves he was right because the globalists had to change their plans due to being exposed.
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his show is controlled opposition. his radio company has obvious ties to CIA people.

The purpose of the radio show is to leak one half-truth out of 10 so that the truth is discredited amongst a pack of total baloney.

It is called Limited Hangout and it has been standard practice for about 75 years. Richard Nixon is heard on the Watergate tapes discussing the tactic with John Dean.
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>>63628387
AM I BEING DETAINED?
AM I FREE TO GO?
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This one is classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4nggw4XMos
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>>63631032
>Limited Hangout
Haven't seen that term used in a while.
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He got progressively more upset when his Ghost persona became more popular thing his real show.
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>>63631111
What are you talking about? That True Capitalist tard? Nice quads btw.
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>>63628387
He broke though the conditioning
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I unironically believe he is Bill Hicks
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>>63628387
professional troll, just like Bill O Rly and Ann Coulter
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>>63631209
He's nothing like them, honestly. He is a professional conspiracy theorist, though.

And unlike those other two, he's extremely entertaining.
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>>63629693
>MALE ENHANCING ELIXIR
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>>63631250
bill o'reilly is entertaining when someone proves him wrong
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>>63631290

Tide goes in, tide goes out, can't explain that.
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>>63631290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XZvMwcluEg

This whole interview is more entertaining than anything O'Reilly has ever done, aside from the whole "U MAD" thing.
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>>63630881
>I think Jim Carey is autistic
all of my keks
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>>63631306
hes like a Chris Farley character
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Did he ever finish making that badass-looking Satan movie? The bookend video where he looks like Illuminati Destro from G.I. Joe in Hell? I've been anticipating seeing that.
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>>63631436
He has so many unfinished productions I've lost track of them, so probably not. He has some serious creative ADHD.

Also it's a real shame so much of his older videos/broadcasts aren't uploaded or have been taken down. There's some great stuff from 2005 and earlier that I saw years ago but now can't find anywhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orj55fo1u9I
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Just buy my fucking filters okay? And stop listening to dinosaur media.
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Guy is still more believable than any mainstream media tbqh
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>>63631695
>listening to cukdias or beck when you could listen to based RT and PressTV
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>>63631714
I listen only to the based Anissa
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>>63631714
>cukdias

Who?

I get all my news from 4chan tbqh.
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>>63628387
>OBAMA YOU WICKED DEVIL
>reeeee
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>I'm not saying it's the globalists but... it's the globalists
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>>63628387
What the HELL is your problem?
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>>63632322
lol, Alex Jones detected
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>>63628387
What the hell is YOUre problem?!
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Pre-Obama Alex Jones is best Alex Jones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzYvu1Z_DBw
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>>63628387
>was
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>>63632875
His name is David Mentalson, the Alex Jones persona is dead, just like the Bill Hicks persona before it.
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THIS ISN'T A GAME PEOPLE!
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Why does he hate the British so much? 1776 was over 200 years ago.
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They're going to kill us all.
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>>63628387
>muh filters
>muh jewish succubus wife
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>>63628566
I'm watching his Cobra one and he has to stop and catch his breath every other sentence.
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>>63633678
ex-wife
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>>63633683
He's been doing this for over 20 years now, fighting the globalists 24/7 wears you out.
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>>63629813
It's a post modern masterpiece.
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link?
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>>63628595
Yeah. But I don't think he's anywhere near as delusional as the character he plays.
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>>63628387
Who says he has a problem?
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>>63629513
I'm dying from laughter at the Piers Morgan video.
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>>63634616
Best part is when he devolves into the British accent at the end. Hard to believe millions of people saw this on television.
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>>63631290
"You're spiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiing. You're spiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiing."
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>>63628501
I'm more surprised he hasn't had a stroke or heart attack on air yet.
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>>63634660
Not even pro gun control or american, but Jones fucking destroyed him in that argument. Thought obviously, given both participants, it was a complete shitshow.
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>>63629812
>You wouldn't know it from his show though, since he never mentions it. But the alimony payments are definitely taking a toll, as seen by the increased time spent on pushing his non-FDA approved vitamin supplements and sex pills.

Isn't it ironic that Alex rails against the Man holding us down and he's stupid enough to get married in a system any idiot can see disadvantages men?

If you can't trust him to figure out marriage is a scam, how can he tell the truth about the government?
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>>63629231
Like Rogan said there's like 20% shit you can believe and then you have to filter the rest. Some is 100% spot on legit declassified documents such as Agenda 21 and operation Northwoods

Which reminds me, im selling some amazing Alex Jones bullshit filters only $19.99 this holiday season! Give the gift of truth
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>>63635702
AJ takes credit for killing Piers Morgan's show on CNN. He brags about this all the time.
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>>63632937
>David Mentalson
>Mentalson
You couldn't have picked a more subtle name?
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>>63635926
That's his real name, dipshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJGQfhYWpa4
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I SEE THROUGH YOUR LIES OBAMA YOU WICKED, WICKED DEVIL

AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>63636143
I wish I could find the source for the full episode that clip is taken from. I bet the rant before and after was equally memorable.
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Controlled opposition.
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>>63635702
>but Jones fucking destroyed him in that argument.
Nah he just acts like a zealot on XTC who can't make a proper argument except for shoveling related and unrelated factoids.

Not that Morgan was that much better.
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