>Starkiller = Death Star 3.0
>Snoke = Palpatine 2.0
>Kylo = Vader 2.0
>Maz = Yoda 2.0
>Jakku = Tatooine 2.0
Absolute garbage.
Rey = Luke
Finn = Han
Han = Obi-Wan
Hux = Tarkin
Phasma = Boba Fett
Poe = Wedge
why you acting surprised faggot
was not trying to be secret
>>63625542
>you= reddit 2.0
>>63625917
Hello reddit
Nice meme friendo
This movie is gonna be great, at the very least will have ourselves some fresh memes and some cool action segments. Gif related: HD KYLO SPIN.
>muh poetry
>>63625934
>>>63625917
>Hello reddit
Hello reddit
>it's a /tv/ tries to kill the hype episode
nah senpai
>>63626170
What the hell is that thing deflecting his saber?
It makes sense that they would step up their game with saberproof shielding of some kind, but is there a name for that thing?
>>63626395
It appears to be some kind of electrified tonfa. Tonfas are legitimate weapons designed for blocking blades, so it looks like this is a futurized one designed to make the Stormtroopers more competent and less like fodder (see prequel battle droids)
>>63626451
Sounds practical.
I might check out the illegal download. No need to treat this like Empire though, lining up around the theater like these kinds of movies are new. Face it kids, you weren't alive back when special effects were never before seen.
