Spoilers in 7 hours.
HYPE!
>Implying anyone on /tv/ will be going to the Hollywood premier
If I recall correctly, It comes out during the middle of the day on the 16th in Europe, the Night of the 17th in the US and Midnight of the 16th/17th in Australia
>>63623541
someone there is bound to spoil it
should i watch it in imax first then regular or other way around, just be a man and answer me fuck plz
YOU CAN'T FUCKING SPOIL THIS SHIT BECAUSE THE TWISTS ARE SO FUCKING OBVIOUS
>Kylo Ren is Luke
>Finn and whatsherface are the next Jedi
>Harrison Ford doesn't really do much of anything because he hates Star Wars
>Everyone else is ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL
>Post-credit scene teases Kyle Katarn fighting HK-47. This will not actually be in part 2 but they know how to exploit their audience.
>>63623752
>Kylo Ren is Luke
nope
>>63623541
Collider will do their spoiler review that night. It's all ogre.
>>63623752
>implying you will ever see HK-47 again
Get hyped for Plagueisfags/antiPlagueisfags to be btfo
He wears the mask to conceal the identity of another
>>63623849
What is actually happening here?
>>63623815
>A Fremen conspiracy attempts to assassinate Paul using a stone burner. The attempt fails, but the effects of the weapon destroy Paul's eyes. Although he becomes physically blind, his prescience allows him to "see" by tightly locking in reality with his prescient visions.
>>63623998
George is having a meeting with Robot Chicken executives and they made a joke about Lucas creating Mara Jade and George jokingly kicked him out of the room.
wait do you people really not know the story yet?
it isn't hard to find
>>63623849
Based George
>>63623998
he made a joke about keks
George didn't find it funny. not at all.
Its going to be great.
>>63623584
answer him fuck
Can space marines beat Jedi
>>63623752
THERE IS NO POST CREDITS SCENE
this is fucking star wars
i see a 9.3 on imdb what is that?
>>63624327
>implying
It's Disney. That's the new thing
>ban
>4chan
>mfw
>>63624327
>>63624519
if there's a post credits scene... I'll be very angry
>>63624326
spess marines can't even beat other spees mehreen
>>63624804
It's not fair, other space marines have spikes. Spikes provide a huge advantage.
>>63624038
what is this shit? dr.who or something?
>>63624659
wow look at you cool scrip kiddie thibk u can avoid bans so cool man so can i its not hard at all lmaooo dont boast man its easy as hell ok just admit your just lloking for attention you whore man i hate people like you shitting up 4chan its making it really red.dit in here holy C0oo00o0o0o00o0o0o00oW an hero real fast and leave this gay erth lmao lmao lamo lalalallalal fiucking kill you re self and DIE
>>63624038
>prescience allows him to "see" by tightly locking in reality with his prescient visions.
>using his ability to see the future to see by only constantly seeing a nanosecond of the future
That's pretty fucking neat tbqh. I'd only ever read the first book, but I've been wanting to keep going with Messiah.
I've heard about the incessant shit that Brian gave to the series, but I'm glad you can just completely disregard it.
>>63624326
>Thats a big armor save
>FOR YOU
Woman is given staff of darth plagus (sp?).
Black guy dies or is at least captured
Woman is lukes daughter
>>63623752
wut, Adam drive is playing Ren and they already have press material without his helm.
>>63623358
7 hours? The premier is 20 hours away at least.
Just how mad will the janitor get? I'm expecting an asthma attack.
>>63624326
Depends on the SPESS MAHREENS chapter/legion we're going with. The ones that don't comply with the Codex Astartes are going to facefuck everything in Star Wars. Star Wars has kind of pitiful tech compared to others.
What's to spoil? Anyone whose watched the trailers can tell it's a chronically uninspired OT rehash.
Just about the only interesting thing I've seen related to this movie so far is Snoke.
Pretty big spoilers got released today, especially about the ending. Don't click if you don't want a lot of the plot ruined.
http://www.theforce.net/story/front/The_Force_Awakens_Spoilers_Galore_From_Childrens_Book_Released_Early_167176.asp
>>63625371
So it's true.
They really are rehashing ANH.
Just kill me now.
>>63623849
>>63623998
He asked George if he was sure updating the originals was a good idea
>>63625371
If I see a single romantic look between Finn and Rey I'm out. I just wanna watch ANH but with better effects and a couple of different twists.
>>63625371
whats the ending
>>63625371
page not loading for anyone else?
>>63623849
>>63625425
>>63625425
>>63624067
>>63624198
Youtube link?
>>63625546
It was loading earlier, don't know what's up.
>>63625533The chick and the robot are on the bad guy base cause they got kidnapped and the black guy, Han, and Chewie have to rescue them before the resistance destroys the base
>>63625371
>http://www.theforce.net/story/front/The_Force_Awakens_Spoilers_Galore_From_Childrens_Book_Released_Early_167176.asp
Yeah, it's not loading for me.
If it sucks ass, who here is up for a suicide pact? I'm no where near kidding.
>>63625600
If it sucks that just means the memes will be even danker
>>63625613
my nigga
>>63625600
>killing yourself over what would end up being the biggest PR fiasco Disney has ever seen
If it's good or at least decent, I'll be satisfied and look forward to the next one.
If it sucks, then the backlash is gonna end up being more entertaining than the trilogy.
I can't fucking wait either way.
>>63625613
saber this
I caved and bought advanced tickets along with some of my family. I'm not expecting much, but whatever. It's Star Wars.
I managed to grab the spoilered images from the site (I guess it's not working for some people). Don't click if you don't want a bunch of plot stuff spoiled.
page 2
This site is making me wait a minute before posting each image so it's gonna be a bit
Anyone else hoping for a mass shooting like the one with the Batman movie?
8 pages total
>>63625728
Found them btw
>>63625728
I'd have to refresh a couple of times when I was on it. I guess the site is just shit.
Reminders:
>Rey isn't Luke's daughter
>She's no one's daughter (from the original films), that's the point
>The "force is awakening", more and more people are discovering force powers
>Soon the whole galaxy will be able to use the force
>The idea of people using the force without training or responsibility is terrifying
>The entire movie is a clumsily delivered message on gun control
Don't believe me? JJ Abrams a Star Trek film about 9/11 and "GOTTA GIT DEM TERRISTS", in 2013.
page 5
>>63625784
forgot image
Any major charater deaths?
>>63625779
George Lucas, top right
>>63625798
this sounds fucking awful
page 6
>>63625779
>the fucking CIA pose
Goddamn it Disney, you beautiful bastards
page 7
So are the big aliens like Duros and Twi leks not even going to be in the new movie?
>>63625751
I can't find the little one
final page
>>63623584
Fuck
>>63625866
I haven't seen any ayys or space hookers in the previews.
>>63625856
Fuck me Leia was harder to find than I thought.
>>63625765
No, but I will go to /pol/ and get comfy if it does happen.
>>63625728
>>63625751
>>63625762
>>63625779
>>63625801
>>63625828
>>63625856
>empire still strong
>rebels still being called rebels instead of the new republic
this basically confirms that episode 7 will just be a rehash of the OT to appeal to older fans and sell more merchandise. They should've just let Lucas write the script Tbh.
>>63625762
This was too easy
So Luke Skywalker is literally never in the film until the very last scene right? I mean everything seems to support this...
>>63625881
>this First Order officer
>this First Order officer
>this First Order officer
>this First Order officer
Individual Wookieepedia pages when?
>>63625905
took me like 10 seconds, faggot
>>63625878
top right
>>63625878
top right
>>63625928
Because it just seems weird he got into shape and had to attend the intimate read through if he literally has one scene at the end, even if he's in IIX
>>63625942
Here's your medal ;D
>a remake of A New Hope where the events happen in a slightly different order
There should be an award called 'Hack of the Century' and it should be given to JJ Abrams
>>63625878
U retard
NEW TRAILER!
>>>/wsg/864049
>>63625779
>>63625947
>>63625948
>>63625977
Well goddammit guys, I didn't fucking see it.
>>63625913
I wouldn't go that far but it seems like it's going to be really by the numbers and like it's going to have a lot ofPOETRY
Too bad Thrawn isn't canon anymore.
>>63625801
JJ you hack this was too easy
Is Kylo Ren a descendant of Revan? He's wearing the Revan mask!
>>63626234
It's just Abrams trying to lure gullible twats
>>63624951
Frank wrote Messiah, Children, and God Emperor, Brian came later. Those three are all great and there's parts of all that are amazing (the stone burner being one of them) but obviously they don't match Dune. The Godmakers is also great if you feel like a really short similar type of story, Its basically Dune light
>>63624326
>Tau
>>63625371
Disney released merchandise before the premiere even though it contains story elements? I guess it's clear where their priorities lie. Kek at anyone getting excited for this movie; it's a 2 hour commercial for BB8 dolls.
>>63626490
Star Wars was always a cash grab. If it failed George planned on making his fortune producing porn.
>>63625360
pretty sure we don't learn anything about him, we might have to wait till 9 to find out anything.
>>63626546
bet he's a palpatine clone
>>63624850
Implications. Unlikely implications though.
>>63624951
It's worth it. I'd actually rate God-Emperor of Dune as the second best in the series. The way Herbert showed how thousands of years of change can affect a society was really cool.
His sons alleged books do not exist though.
>>63624327
yep, jj very adamantly declared recently that "the movie is in the movie and not after the credits"
J.J. is such a fucking talentless hack. Not an original bone is his goddamn body.
>>63626000
Lol, we have a board dedicated to Warsong Gulch?
>>63623752
>Post-credit scene teases Kyle Katarn fighting HK-47. This will not actually be in part 2 but they know how to exploit their audience.
next level shitpost
>>63625961
>IIX
That's not how you Roman Numeral
So apparently the early treatments for IX are getting so large they're thinking about splitting it into IX-I and IX-II
>Resistance
>First Order
>Not Rebel Alliance and Empire
>Tons of "OC" crap (actually rehash of original trilogy stuff)
Abrams did this just so he and his production company could get more royalties right?
>>63625560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A45FQvlfU6Q
>>63623849
it's like seeing gimli fighting legolas
>>63627208
Jesus why can't they just call it IX and X
It's not like they're adapting books or anything
>Le mods put up "no spoilerz plz" for the next bbc-themed SW movie
>Who gives a shit about any other movie released this year, only le sw spoilers matter cause mod is such a nerd xD
>>63627991
>"So apparently"
>completely retarded baseless citeless nonsense
>anon believes it
people like you are why churches exist
>>63627851
Are you sure this isn't a joke?
FINN DIES
>>63628026
it was a skit, george was being a good sport about it, just part of their show
>>63628000
Awww, boo hoo, is baby sad because no one wants to talk about his precious snowflake patrician tastes? waah, this isn't like my reddit where i'm entitled to an equal say, waaahhhh why won't people talk about the things *I* want to talk about, it isn't faaaiiir
>>63624326
No because that much muscle is retarded and space marines wouldn't be able to hold their arms in front of their bodies.
>these autistic man children have never seen someone with lots of muscle try to touch their elbows together
>>63628065
Moving the goalpost ayy anon? Mods are such hypocrites for putting up "pls no spoiler" for a SW release for no other reason than selfishness
>>63628060
I figured,cause I think the joke was they kept trying to do a Mara Jade skit but every time it ended up getting cut
>>63628117
>that buttchapping
need some ointment m8?
>>63628126
No, just gonna spoil the shit out of TFW on /tv/ cuz of you and mod :)
>>63623541
It comes out at midnight on the 16/17 in europe and whatever time that equates to in your local language. Simultaneous worldwide release means if you're not in the cinema with two hours of release you're getting spoiled basically.
>>63628145
>TFW
I don't know what the fuck "TFW" is so knock yourself out, shitposter.
>>63628164
>doesn't know what "tfw" means
Hello newfriend
>>63628164
>TFW
it stands for The Force Wakens, its shor for The Force Awakens
>>63628187
I speak English, not whatever hill-people gobbledygook that's supposed to be.
>>63628194
the force awakens...its the title for the new star wars movie, perhaps you have heard of it?
>>63628194
>gobbledygook
>>63628000
Trips confirmed for truth
>>63628218
Now junior, I know you've not been doing too well in your Hooked on Phonics classes lately, but surely Teacher taught you that "awakens" starts with an A, not a W. Spell it along with me now, there you go, that's a good boy.
>>63623584
Regular and then imax obviously.
>>63628253
are you dumb? i was explaining that TFW stands for The force wakens, which is short for the force awakens. you need to work on your reading comprehension
>>63628253
>Being a grammar nazi on 4chan
Hello Reddit!
>>63625751
>bullies
That one guy is just trying to carry his wares around to make a sell for living, he doesn't deserved this.
>>63628300
Do you need a towel anon? You're sweating awfully hard in that corner you've backed into.
>>63628258
>being a /v/edditor
>>63628253
>being this clueless AND new
These are the people excited for star wars, taking their first tentative steps out of /got/ and /who/.
Only /swg/ has a chance of saving this board now
>>63623584
FUCK
--> YOU
>>63628321
>not knowing how to spell simple english
Embarrassing. You shouldn't even be allowed to post here if you can't pass a simple spelling test.
>>63628321
We need some kind of containment board, like a tv-show generals and capeshit/starwars to save /tv/, contain the /who/ /got/ and redditors onto one board, keep /tv/ pleb-free
>>63628300
>wakens
>>63628353
You need to slowly and carefully start reading over the posts you've replied to again. Once you see the point at which the guy you were originally replying to starts taking the piss you might be tempted to jump to the 'I was merely pretending' defence...
Don't! It's a lazy retort which doesn't benefit you as this is an anonymous egyptian papyrus image board. The best course of action is to simply back away from the thread and act like it never happened.
They should have gone with: Star Wars The Force Wakes Up
>>63628439
More like
>Star Wars: That feel when under-privileged
XWING PILOT IS THE VILLAIN
XWING PILOT IS THE VILLAIN
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Prove me wrong.
[Avoid this post because you don't want to get your feelings hurt]
>>63628498
>XWING PILOT IS THE VILLAIN
Confirmed for working on the inside just like Finn was
I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN
MY WORLD
IS
EN-DING
>>63628491
>Star Wars: That feel when under-privileged
>>63628498
>oscar issac as a villain
holy shit it might actually not be complete shit
>inb4 hurr he dies at the end and galaxy safe untill the next movie comes out 10 months later
>>63628498
then why does he get captured
>>63628635
Are you seriously wondering why the xwing pilot gets captured?
"HURR durrrwhh why does the stormtrooper get captured by the rebels :))"
They are doing a parallel story.
IT'S THE FUCKING OLDEST TROPE IN THE BOOK.
>>63628655
>>63628498
if this isnt true and the actual movie ends up being some generic shit im gonna be pissed at you
also stop being autistic, nobody cares that much about memewars
>>63628498
>>63628655
it's truethe autismall of it
>>63628655
>spergpost your 'spoiler' as if it has some truth behind it
>it's just your opinion based on an autistic interpretation of the trailer
I'm embarrassed for you
>>63628024
*tips reddit karma*
>>63628733
Sure sure
Tell me now again who the pilot is, if he isn't the villain? (or one of them)
Tell my why there's so much emphasis on him, and the lead character in the trailer.
Sorry for breaking your mind kid.
They are doing a "two sides of the same coin" story and you're in for a ride.
When you sit there and cry because you found out that I'm right, get on your knees and pray for my cock.
Thanks.
>>63628655
He didn't fly so good
How long before some cam recording is up to watch though?
>>63624038
>this is considered science-fiction
i hope the disney mods don't ban me for spoiling the кÃñö experience
Xwing pilot is villian
I'm leaving this thread, suck on this one.
Spoiled it for you.
(IT WAS EXTREMELY OBVIOUS)
(Red goes goes to blue side, blue guy in red overall goes to red side.)
Light and dark switching sides. Dirty looks. Drama. Fight scenes. "How could you". The end.
>>63623541
>>Implying anyone on /tv/ will be going to the Hollywood premier
>>63623541
Actually someone on /tv/ DID go to the Toy Store 3 Hollywood premier back in 2010 and did spoil the ending to the film in a very tricky way that got you to read it without knowing it was a "spoiler" until it was to late.
>>63628884
The plot of this movie has been spoiled for months.
You're wrong and sadly your idea is better than what we get.
>>63628880
its going to be so depressing if this is actually it
>>63629071
Ironic shitpost.
Xwing pilot IS one of the villians and it's right there in the most obvious trailer.
Good try though.
see you tomorrow :)
>>63628926
the funny thing is that I actually have to strain to remember how Toy Story 3 ended despite having seen it.
the only thing in that movie of merit you could spoil was the incinerator scene
Disney mods, why did you make the sticky?
>>63628655
just stop mate
also finn isn't a jedi, this was spoiled awhile ago.
>>63629197
Yeah cool.
Nice troll haha you got me.
Anyway pilot is the villian.
Nigger jedi and sense this early on as he joins the rebels.
Trailer gives it all away.
>>63629191
normies and reddit get pretty upset when you spoil their capeshit
>>63629226
But there was no sticky for any other marvel or dc capeshit this year
>>63628655
>a dirty look
nah that's a "what a hero I want to be just like that guy" look
got to admit it's a comparatively good plot twist and I hope it happens.
>>63628926
A feminist who hates all males on /tv/ is sure to have an invited and is more than likely dying to spoil it for all the /tv/ misogynistic nerd boys.
>>63629191
this desu senpai
You guys are idiots.
You're the sort of retards that think starship troopers is a blind OORRAH action movie and now a very critical view of the gulf war(and very good insight on the later iraq war)
GOOD PILOT IS VILLIAN HE GOES EVIL SIDE
EVIL STORMTROOPER IS GOOD GUY HE GOES GOOD GUY SIDE
>>63629161
I would argue that the toys being adopted by a new girl named Bonnie would count as a spoiler. Its just not a very big one because it's such an obvious ending.
the TFA spoilers are similar in that most of them seem fairly predicable.
>>63629404
the incinerator scene being so much better than the rest of TS3 is also the reason Star Wars TFA will be bad. you have to push a story to somewhere that isn't in the audience's comfort zone for it to have any kind of real impact or unpredictability. I'm not even expecting a single scene like that in TFA and I think Disney would actively prevent someone who wanted one from being involved in the film.
>>63629310
go back to krautchan nazi
>>63629245
Because they have no story. Oh wait neither does Star Wars.
Just how much will you lose your shit if Snoke turns out to be a Muun?
>>63628655
reported to the mods
>>63629769
>mods on /tv/
haha
>>63629903
There are actually some. I got warned for saying Kylo is Han's son.
Oh fuck.
>>63629923
DUDE
>>63630003
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?! HAHAHAHAHA
Oh god I hate myself.
>>63629923
MODS
>>63629923
who is han, some kind of chink?
how long to to go?
>>63630056
He's a smuggler, so probably black or latino. Typical spic and nigger behaviour.
I believe Han stole a strong white man's skin and climbed inside of it. Now no one will suspect a thing, because he's white. If he was a nigger or spic then everyone would be like "woooaaaahhh I ain't dealing with no minorities" and he would be stuck on some wasteland planet doing whatever it is dirty minorities do, collecting welfare and chimping.
The Han Solo film will be about how he stole a respected white man's skin and fooled everyone.
>>63630106
>inb4 TFA is gonna be a social commentary of the US/Mexican border and smugglers taking these poor poor souls over to the US/Naboo illegally
>>63623358
>not bringing expanded universe to life on screen
Into the trash it goes.
This trailer shows that Poe-Diddy will go to the BLACKED side. It Hope Solo clearly says the dark side.. ignore the Jetpack Ninja Dino Hunters and the Space Jets as he says it. But it then shows Puffy and Shaq as Hope says the Jedi. So Pope is gonna end up a villain in a future movie while Grape Ape is gonna be a jedi because of one line from a trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE
>>63630106
Wat
>>63630373
>I've extrapolated an entire plot from one line without context in a trailer
What conspiracy theories do you believe in mate?
>>63630623
Transformers are real
Did people completely miss the leak that happened last week?Kylo is hans son, trained by luke a young age, ends up killing han halfway into the movie
Hope you guys never liked jacen, jaina or kyle from the EU.
>>63630739
Kyle who? Katarn?
Darth Caedus = Kylo
Jaina = Rey
Kyle = Finn
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
Fucking hacks
>>63630786Kylo has jacens backstory, rey is jaina, finn is kyle.
Why not butcher the EU just to have JJA steal all the shit from it. Luuuuuuke inbound
>>63630811
The EU is trash. It's literally worse than capeshit
FUCKING CAPESHIT
>>63630917
Some EU was trash like Luuuke and his other clone luuuuke but stuff like thrawn should never have been fucked off.
>>63625972
That's how he butchered star trek
New movie was Wrath of Khan but with kirk and spock swapped
JJ Abrams literally cannot have a plot without a time travel or alternate dimension crutch
what hour is LA premiere exactly?
>>63630988
6:30 PST.
Don't expect spoilers until after the movie is finished.
OP was way off the mark.
>>63630928
T R A S H
R
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>>63628153
How could simultaneously release at midnight 16/17 in Europe and midnight 16/17 in Australia senpai
Pic related, my local cinema
>>63623358
Welp, time to avoid /tv/ and start putting in my filters
>>63625371
>Han's old mentor
Oh fuck off JJ.
< yfw you will never again have a white male hero to journey and grow with like you did with the OT
I'm sure TFA will be pleasant eye candy and a welcome holiday distraction. But lasting cultural resonance? Nope. Girls already have their hunger games. Black guys already have their NWA. Star Wars was always for young white male dreamers - kids just like that young George Lucas of the 1950's, who innocently looked up at the stars and let their imagination fly.
>>63631233
AND SHE HAS 1000 YEARS OLD. SHE KNEW YODA BECAUSE SHE IS OLDER. DID YOU LIKE HER NOW?
>>63631251
> yfw I use the wrong <
>>63631204
this is how you spot reddit
@63631284
le reddit boodeyman
>>63631263
Yeah, I think I want off this ride...
>>63628880
>watch a kinématographia
>it's actually a кÃñö
Boys already dressing up to play Rey.
How will you show displeasure toward your theatre when this movie sucks?
>>63628880
Luke had known Obiwan for years, he called him Old Ben and his aunt and uncle even disproved of him seeing him you idiot.
>>63631636
But if they dress up and Booyega in black face it's racist.
Talk about double standards
>>63631662
Amerifats will clap and tip at anything and everything no matter how shit it is.
They will even tip the shooters when they come to the theatre
>>63631662
I'm going to throw my crab legs behind the seat and screech until the Ticket Guardians have to physically remove me.
>>63631662
Throw my overpriced drink at the screen.
>>63631662
I will scoop the still warm feces from my empty garbage off popcorn I've been pooping in, and heave it at the screen.
On my way out I'm going to stab one of the ushers in the eye socket with the hardest, most firm turd I can find.
![Weapon[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/q6brKCN.png "Weapon[1].png")
THIRD TIME'S A CHARM GUYS
>>63631662
Thank fuck I don't run the risk of someone shooting the cinema up
>>63631251
White boys will say they liked it, but that it was kinda for girls. That will be the kiss-of-death.
The only reason they let Finn hold the lightsaber was to give boys some connection to the film so they could play lightsaber fights and not look like pussy faggots playing Rey. But will white boys pretend to be the black guy? No fucking way.
>>63631662
Here's a promise.
If the movie is absolutely terrible, worse than Attack of the Clones, I will stand in front of the screen while the movie is playing at what is meant to be a pivital moment in the plot and scream out a Star Wars meme of your choosing and film it all on my phone.
I'm thinking Sand or High Ground.
>>63631430
AND SHES A SPACE PIRATE!!!!!
JUST LIKE IN GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY!!!
PLAYED BY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMYN IN THE WORLD!!!
>>63631729
Hopefully they protected the exhaust ports this time, and didn't leave a path to the reactor that you can fly fucking ship through. But I doubt it. They probably forgot to lock the closet door where they keep the big red destruct button.
>>63631803
Another fucking stronk female character.
>>63623752
First off
-Kylo Ren is not Luke, he fights Luke in the end. Kylo Ren is Reys brother, that's why he doesn't kill her, cause she feels something for her. Kylo Ren was reject by Darth Vader to become a Sith lord, but was trains by a mysteros dark figure in the film.
-Finn and Rey do have the force, but Rey rejects it, cause she believes its not her and refuses to continue the Jedi vs sith crap.
-Harrison Ford makes 2 appearances, one to save Rey and finn, 2 to leader the rebel force to destory the Death star 3
-Luke is in hiding in fear of the force, as he sense episode 6 claims it to be a uncontrollable power.
-After end credits what people pay to see happens. Kylo Ren is talking to a dark figure who looks exactly like.... NO JOKE... Anakin Skywalker.
>>63631636
>that's hot
>>63631852
Nope.
Stop posting fake shit Disney shill. We all saw the leaks we all know what will happen.
>>63623815
someone's gonna be upset when the mask comes off...
>>63631662
by not paying to see it
>>63631852
>-After end credits what people pay to see happens. Kylo Ren is talking to a dark figure who looks exactly like.... NO JOKE... Anakin Skywalker.
>not Darth Plagueis
fake and gay
>>63628000
Yeah, it's strange made spoiling this one particular movie for children a banable offense. I've never seen them doing anything like this before, people were spoiling shit on 4chan all the time and noone cared. Makes you think.
>>63631852
>Kylo Ren was reject by Darth Vader to become a Sith lord
>Kylo in his mid 20's
>Vader died 30 years ago
so where are the spoilers already
Is Rey Han Solo's daughter or Luke's?
If Luke's, who's the mother?
>>63631749
Stand infront of the screen and yell "so it's treason then?" and then do the sheev spin on the people on the front row while yelling "AUUWGHHHWHAA"
>>63632163
Who cares.
>>63631852
>After end credits what people pay to see happens
Abrams already confirmed no after credits scene, liar.
>>63632186
Millions upon millions of people
>>63631852
>-After end credits what people pay to see happens. Kylo Ren is talking to a dark figure who looks exactly like.... NO JOKE... Anakin Skywalker.
This is fucking stupid
>>63632179
This
Do it Anon or you're a faggot who can't deliver
>>63632163Mara Jade
>>63632179
lmfoa
>>63632250
literally who? the EU is no longer canon anon
>>63632250
Nope not mara, she's jaina.
>>63632163
Leia. They decited that if they have to combine their genes in order to repopulate the Jedi Order. This is why Han Solo is no longer with Leia.
>>63632370
Except that he is
It's in the trailers
>>63632411
So he's literally a kek. Nice.
>>63628153
>>63623541
It comes out 10 in the morning at the 16th here in Norway. That means I can spoil it at 4am for you guys in the US.
>>63632470
>spoil it
>implying no one has read the leaks
>implying it's actually a good enough story to 'spoil'
Oh you Scandinavians are so funny.
>>63632470
That means If you go that 10am session, you'll get out of the cinema at about 10pm my time, and I'll be leaving around that time to head to the shopping centre for late dinner before I see it at midnight
No spoilers for me faggot
