Why aren't you a dudeist priest?
Being a priest sounds like way too much work for nothing.
I just want to bowl, man.
>>63621530
Fuck it dude. Lets go bowling.
>>63621486
I am
>>63621486
Meme religion tbfam
Why don't people realize the Dude, although friendly and nonthreatening, was a terrible person?
>>63621486
Because I don't go to reddit
I'm already a Discordian pope.
> mfw unable to quit everything and live like the Dude
>>63624776
Same reason people like Tony.
>>63621486
because im not a fratboycore that thinks cohen "2deep4u" brothers and tarantino are actual quality cinema. Debate me.
>>63624922
DIPOPEMATIC IMMUNITY!
>>63625859
That's just, like, your opinion, mang
I am.
Legally allowed to preform marriages too.
>>63624776
That's actually one of the points Dudeists bring up somewhat often. In the movie, the Dude doesn't act very "dude" most of the time because of the conflict.
>>63624776
he doesnt do anything wrong
The deadbeats lost
>>63626492
the bums lost*
>>63621486
the dude has enough money to not really work yet live in a nice house all by himself.
He is someone who has made it already, a success
>>63624922
if you can read this you are a dude
>>63627084
>nice house
He lives in a shitty apartment in LA.
DUDE DUDE LMAO
>>63627148
it maybe not nice, and he pays rent, but its a full house, not an apartment
>>63624922
>>63621486
>le fake religion disproves Christianity xddd Flying Spaghetti Monster
Fuck off reddit, before I bring out the fedora folder
>>63627256
>Le shitposting about things you don't know anything about with le Xdddd irony face maymay
Dudeism isn't about shitting on other religions, hell it classifies itself as entirely non-theistic, meaning Christians are more than welcome to practice Dudeism in tandem with Christianity.
It's about being easygoing and good to the people around you, and trying to live a simple life.