Ladies and gentlemen, present your newest James Bond
>>63616587
>not black or muslim
>almost 2016
MORE LIKE JAMES BALD, AMIRITE
>>63616630
THE CURRENT YEAR PEOPLE!
>>63616646
>not realizing Connery wore a toupe all his bond career
>>63616587
>manlet with receding hairline that can't act for shit
>based idris
there's no competition
>>63616739
>manlet
>>63616817
6'3 is the real alpha tier height. Anything below that is just a meme.
>>63617094
i bet you're about 5ft 1cm
>>63617094
stfu dumbass,im 5'3 and i get pussy on the regular fagget
>>63617162
>ft
>cm
>>63617193
manlet kek
>>63617094
Dalton, Connery, Moore...
Bald, James Bald
It's going to be Tom Hardy. He's a safe bet. Screencap this.
>>63617193
You're not a big guy.
>>63616739
>choosing literal cücks as james bond
idris pls go
>>63617245
UUUUUU
I wish.
>>63617193
when will they learn
>>63617225
The real James Bond is supposed to have a receding hairline anyway
>uncle was his audition tape
>cubby's daughter wanted Brosnan to be Remington steel and bond so she's open to sharing
The name's Bond
>>63617303
Damn, didnt realize my boy Oscar's such a manlet...
Hiddleston maybe could do a good Bond
>>63616587
Reminder that your girlfriend/wife would blow this guy in a gas station washroom without hesitation if he asked her to
>>63616587
The new James Bond will be Boyega you racist
>>63617382
He IS a handsome man, no homo
>>63617382
What do you want me to do about it?
>>63617382
Fine with me as long as I can watch the whole thing
>>63617303
I thought hardy was much taller
>>63617382
>implying none of us wouldn't do the same
>>63617497
He's not a very big guy
>>63617431
This tb.h. if not, there will be riots in the streets of the London caliphate.
If anything he's too handsome to be bond
>>63617303
>>63617303
Notice how the most talented actors start from the left and end at Fassbender. That's right cunts
>>63617193
that's because you are a pussy if you're 5'3"
>all the "im balding in my 20's but it's fine" defense force in this thread
being bald is worse than being a manlet, but I suppose you baldies are manlets too kek
>>63616587
It would be perfect, but we all know it won't happen.
>>63616587
Bond can't be too much of a pretty boy. So far Brosnan was the closest to having this problem but he was a bit older and his facial features were more serious so he could just pull it off.
>>63617382
>ywn have a threesome with Cavill and your wife
why even live bros?
>>63617697
It a depends on the writing team and directing team
>>63616587
>american
fuck off casual
>>63617672
balding in 20's is not fine i'm one of them, it's fucked up
but no way being bald is worse than being a manlet
>>63617784
No it doesn't. Casting is very important. Just look at Affleck trying to be Batman.
>>63617827
He's British you fuck
>>63617537
For you.
>>63617885
He grew up in Kansas, you retard.
>>63617598
>idris
>not a good actor
oscar, hardy and fassbender that's it
of course if you can't rely on your looks you'll have to work harder
that's why hemsworth is a-list despite being a mediocre actorpoor josh
>>63617880
>implying bin won't be the best LA batman since keaton
>>63617885
so you're telling me america has a british superman
wow never seen a whole country get cuk'd before
>>63617303
They forgot about Chiwetel Ejiofor
>>63617940
You had an Australian bond once
>>63617960
we don't talk of Lazenby, by far the worst bond
>>63617923
He won't. His Batman looks like from a porn parody and his Bruce Wayne looks like a construction worker. He also couldn't put on enough muscle for the suit.
>>63617985
He was in the best bond movie tho (or at least one of the best)
>worst
he wasn't driving an invisible car
Anyone else think he would be the perfect Gaston in the live action Beauty and the Beast movie?
GINGER BOND
HATERS BTFO
>>63617672
>being bald is worse than being a manlet
No shot.
>>63618035
He's to pretty to hate tho
>>63618047
No. His mouth looks more messed up than natalie former, and not in a good way
>>63617672
>5'6"
>balding since 18
>hairy everywhere else
>beard is kind of crap though
>keep getting called one punch man when I shave my head
god dammit just let me live in peace already fuck
>>63617917
Hemsworth has a lot of comedic talent. He just never gets to use it because he keeps getting cast as Squarejaw Sam.
>>63618113
You could be blofeld
>>63617960
>implying Caucasian Australians aren't British by blood line.
They're all descended from our criminals
>>63618160
>>63618113
How is there not a classic Blofeld edit of wojack by now?
>>63618113
Saitama isn't fat, though.
>>63618192
Wouldn't the same be the case of a lot of white Americans?
>>63618214
I'm not fat though
>>63618202
There's one of the ebin :D:D guy but I can't find that
>>63618228
Nowhere near as many. The vast majority of white Americans' ancestry would be from continental Europe.
HIGH
>>63618449
HAIRLINE
>>63618192
Your basic historical knowledge isn't as hot as you think it is.
>>63618449
TEST
>>63617303
heights literally doesn't matter m8
>>63618557
>implying you know what I think
At least I'm not a Cadbury bludger like you
>>63618711
>heights literally doesn't matter
>>63618711
Pretty much if you look at how tom cruise is still on top
>>63618711
The fact that jackie Cham, RDJ, and tom crusie are the highest paid actors right now actually validates that
You win today...
>>63618790
its true
>>63616739
>raising another man's kid
>>63617915
that's clark kent... not this guy
elba would make a great james if he wasn't a nigger and too street..........................................
>>63617915
He's an alien you fuck
>>63618803
>>63618899
>>63618902
>omg these manlets actors are totally succesful so that means I as a manlet can be succesful too
RDJ and Tom Cruise hide their manletness, they appear to be taller than they are in every movie they are in, fucking RDJ uses lifting shoes
Jackie Chan is an exception cause he's a martial arts experts
>>63619024
At this point I think everyone knows tom crusie isn't 6ft
>>63619024
RDJ is insecure about his height but Cruise gives no shits. Besides, it's the film makers that try to disguise their heights on screen because reasons.
>>63616587
Are people really that bummed out over his hairline? It's not like he's in his 20s.
He's more attractive than the vast majority of you with non-receding hairlines.
>>63616587
Daniel Radcliffe should be the next bond. Anyone who disagrees is a moron and a loser, and should just kill themselves now because they are degenerate faggots who no one will ever love.
>>63619620
>Manlet with the golden gun
>>63618658
woah from what movie is this, he looks even better holy shit
>>63620105
Some new movie he's making
>>63616587
Why are British people so handsome?
How do I get cavil's haircut? What's it called?
>>63621085
The "I'm Handsome"
nobody cares about bond
bond is shit and will always be shit
>>63621238
You will never be as memorable, bourne
>>63621125
manlets need to develop charisma to get laid, lanklets don't
>>63617094
You're wrong!
Official manlet height has been officially defined by a Master of Science as 5'10 and under.
https://smartech.gatech.edu/handle/1853/53595
Check page xi
>>63616739
yikes elba is looking pretty rough these days
>>63616646
WHAT YOU R TALKING ABOUT?
JUST
>>63621085
short on the back, just in the front
>>63621405
This is a bullshit definition, 5'11 manlets aren't allowed to get off the hook like this
>>63621405
>>63621859
hehe. Saved by one inch
where do I get my free pussy
>>63621859
So make your own MSc thesis and get it published and peer reviewed, then we'll talk. Until then 5'10 it is.
>>63621972
Craig is safe for now
>>63620842
>>63620105
Sandcastle (2016)
