Morn edition
I wish Snoke looked like this
>>63615234
Insaneway has nothing on Sisko
>>63615024
Posting best ship.
>>63615234
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>>63615571
Thanks for proving that DS9 fans are LITERALLY reddit.
>>63615685
>implying DS9 has a reddit fanbase
>>63615024
michael ironside?
>>63615710
Nice image macro, reddit
>>63615717
That's comfy/10, would move in with Bajoran qts
>>63615751
>>63615761
I want to do inappropriate things to Leeta
>>63615761
>>63615685
>DS9 is shit
>>63615866
>>63615577
>>63615685
>he hates DS9
>>63615794
>>63615928
Reminder that this is something that ACTUALLY happens in DS9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IMBUa7w9K4
>I'll have you know I'm quite fertile, Anon. I could provide you with many healthy children.
>>63615685
>proving
>implying it hasn't been self-evident for decades
There is nothing more reddit than le dark and egdy pew-pew actionbabby show
>>63616010
>tfw I started the weyoundubs
>>63616103
>ywn paint a cardie woman with your "honey"
>>63616068
>TNG fan
>gets butthurt over DS9
>>63616057
>tfw ywn impregnate her just to spite your enemy
>>63615717
>bathroom on opposite side from bedroom
awkward/10
Merchant, tell me about what these weapons do to your organs.
>>63616272
>tfw no Vulcan gf
>Ro, I think that anon over there fancies you
>>63616317
>tfw no pon farr Vulcan gf
>>63616332
Superior Bajoranfu coming through.
Federation: modern America/Europe
Vulcans: Ancient Greeks
Romulans: Romans
Klingons: Mix of Mongols and Germanic barbarians?
Cardassians: Nazi Germany
Bajorans: Jews
Ferengi: stereotypes of Jews
Borg: liberals/sjws
correct?
>>63616382
>not posting best Vulcan
Disappointing tbch lads
best trekfu
>>63616317
>BASED Admiral coming through
Am I the only one who wanted to hate fuck her?
Admit season one TNG is best season or this man dies
>>63616419
You wish.
>>63616127
>>63616179
I'm just memeing guys, but those image macros are fucking cancer and need to be called out. Trek threads are somehow becoming a haven for redditors.
>>63616103
>>63616152
>>63616209
why are cardie women the hottest women in space?
i honestly really enjoyed Enterprise. Got quite emotional after the final episode. Poor Trip :(
>>63615761
B A J O R A N
C O M F O R T W O M E N
>>63616383
>if my analysis is correct, sir, I predict that within one hour Ro-anon will reply to this saying 'WRONG' in all caps.
>>63616392
Klingons: Japan(see emperor/councilo emperor/shogun)
Cardassians/Bajorans: every major military power occupying a smaller more peaceful independent one
Ferengi: Any capitalist group hell-bent on making money. I'd rather go with merchant republics, jews were far more spiritual.
Borg: gommies
>>63615234
>>63615416
>>63615514
>>63615571
Thanks for proving that DS9 haters are
LITERALLY REDDIT
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>>63616383
>>63616419
>>63616455
Hahahahah, funny stuff guys. But we all know who the SUPERIOR bajoran babe is.
>>63616506
Cardassians: commie China
Bajorans: Tibet
>>63616416
>>63616419
>T'/pol/ will never give you charts about human vs Vulcan IQs and then explain that interspecies mating is a Ferengi conspiracy to destroy Alpha Quadrant civilization
>>63616502
Is everyone here:
>it's a Garak episode guy
>Dukat dindu nuffin guy
>rolaren guy
>sexual organs guy
Am I missing anyone?
>>63616455
tfw no nana to lick all over
>>63616429
I second this
>>63616538
Holy shit, perfect.
>>63616543
Keks
Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>63616533
>mole face
>best Bajoran
Pick one.
>>63616475
I think the overarching problem here is the Star Wars threads, which draw in tons of redditors who then enter here and shitpost about that one TNG episode they saw on Spike a few years ago.
It would explain why people keep coming in here and misspelling basic character names like 'Warf' and 'Cisko'
>>63616475
That we agree on
Better question: were they cousins?
>>63616598
It's actually a BEAUTY mark
>>63616595
the only wrong thing he did was not killing all the bajoran rats
Sloan did literally nothing wrong.
>>63616627
why her jaw look like a big U
>>63616595
>Bajor still exists at the end of Season 7.
Seems like something wrong.
>>63616628
He had a fine appreciation for Bajoran qts though.
>>63616644
>did nothing wrong
He didn't die so good.
>>63616644
He didn't kill that Moralfag Bashir.
CUZ IVE GOT FAITH
OF THE HEART
Theres nothing like a comfy episode of TNG
>>63616546
Don't forget
>guy who always calls DS9 'pew pew actionbabby'
Seriously, put 'actionbabby' into archive.4plebs and you can see him raging about DS9 hundreds of times
I guess we are missing
>"stinky space hag" guy
>the guy who has EVERY file named Star_Trek_Voyager_fakes_1(…).png
>>63616475
>thread topic is star trek, the most progressive show ever created
>haven for what 4chan calls 'redditors', an umbrella term for sensitive SJW-esque faggots who can't appreciate 4chan's inherent edgy content
This makes literally no sense. You have watched Star Trek before, right?
>>63616721
>tfw even the clip shows are comfy
I always like the beginning of that ep, on that comfy foggy swamp planet, I'd like to hang out there (besides the deadly virus vines)
>>63616723
I'd rather not mention pewpewfag. But shit, yeah, Voyager guy. Don't know the other fag.
>>63616737
>the most progressive show ever created
o i am laffin
>>63616737
>sensitive SJW-esque
That's tumblr you idiotic shitbag. Reddit is full of fedoras and MRAs. Pay attention, fucko.
>>63616609
That's my general theory as well. It seems people who are sick of Star Wars posting thinks we'll harbor them here, but they don't realize they stick out like a sore thumb.
>>63616721
>You will never never never ever get to be part of Picard's crew and explore space.
>>63616676
Name a better character in Trek than pic related.
Protip: you can't.
>>63616791
god I love how patronizing picard and the crew are to these people
white man's burden in space i tell ya
>>63616818
Quark.
these threads were 10x better before everyone wanted to force the next "epic me me"
>>63616818
Hi there "it's a Garak episode" guy
But no really, Garak its the patrician choice, spy/10, would assassinate president with
>>63615024
man i love morns catch phrase
you know the one im talking about
and afterwards
everyone is like
oh morn, you so crazy
>tfw so desperate for Trek that I started watching ENT
>tfw it's really fucking good after the first season
>I even like the NX-01
What's happened to me senpaitachi?
>>63616818
>best character
>a simple tailor who leads a plain and boring life
pick one
>>63616595
Except fuck Kai Winn
>>63616978
he gotta nut
>>63616978
Thank you my child. May the prophets guide your path.
So I just started watching TNG, I like the quiet setting, the fact that characters actually talk and resolves situations without too much pewpew
Will I like other Star Trek series?
>>63616818
>>63616876
What's so interesting about a dull tailor? I'm sure the most interesting thing about his day is if he hems a dress too much.
>>63617040
DS9, yes.
Voyager and Entershit, no.
>>63617040
Generally accepted that TOS, DS9 and TNG are of similar quality.
DS9>TNG=TOS>VOY>ENT
>>63616946
Season 4 is good, and Trip and T'Pol are best couple. So I'll allow it.
>>63617076
How long before the Janeway Internet Defense Force shills show up to defend Voyager?
>>63616546
anon who likes st6 a little too much reporting in
is meyer one of the most underrated film minds ever or is it just me
TUC > Time After Time > WoK > 7% (novel) > The Day After > 7% (movie)
and they're all at least a 7.5..
>it's a nerys episode
Why are there so many MILF in TNG?
>tfw morn was supposed to get the last line of the series.
Why didn't he ever come back? He was a pretty likable character. Seduced all the ladies on the Enterprise, mentored Wesley, out-charisma'd Riker, teased Data, made Geordi spill his spaghetti, made a fool out of the klingon, and ran circles around Picard all while uniting two warring kingdoms with his heart of gold. Why no more of this GOAT character?
>>63617327
>yfw you will NEVER get to bend her over picard's desk and inject her with your hypospray
>>63617368
>"Oh captain, my captain!"
hnnnngggg
>>63617351
There are so many 1 or 2 episodes character that we never get to see again.
I want my season 2 qt latina back
>>63616068
daily reminder that episode is actually funny
and anyone who doesn't like it is a smelly humorless neckbeard who takes star trek really seriously
>>63617124
>Trip and T'Pol are best couple
agreed
Is it Earl Grey?
>>63617417
You're talking about Ensign Gomez, right?
hnnng she was such a qt
>those eyebrows
>that sexhair
>those full luscious lips with that fuckme lipstick
>thatthird breast
I feel your hatred, Child. And I forgive you for it.
>>63617590
biggest bitch in star trek. fuck her.
>>63617504
>>63617580
She also had 3 tits.
>>63617555
Looks like a light darjeeling.
>>63616506
Ferengi were a tongue in cheek caricature of libertarians. "muh profit" = "muh free market".
Borg were fascists obsessed with purity and one-ness.
>>63617022
Will the prophets guide my dick to your path?
>>63617351
While we're on the subject of one-off TNG characters... this guy. Through tact alone he managed to run circles around an entire ship of trained professionals, and if he so desired he could have singlehandedly destroyed Enterprise with ease.
>>63617580
>she'll never spill her drink on you
>>63617630
cool spoiler text reading ability anon
>>63617555
this just proves how many pointless shots are in this
>>63617695
>she'll never exude sex just talking to you
why live
>>63617722
It was to show what ship we're on
>>63617580
What, 3 tits?
As much as I love Jeffrey Combs as Weyoun, the guy who played Keevan made me wish that character had more than just two appearances before being killed off.
>>63616791
>what is Measure of a Man
>>63616802
Just admit it -- you don't know what 'reddit' is, do you? It's basically what you say when someone likes something you don't like. Stop being an underage faggot.
>>63617739
GET OUT OF HERE REDDIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63617778
Keevan was such a cunt, it's amazing.
>>63617831
Wow, you sure know a lot about reddit. Spend a lot of time there, I take it. Maybe you could just.. stay there? That'd be swell.
>>63615890
Does he shit in the plant pot or something?
>>63617777
>3 tits
>trips
You really are hitting all those high notes aren't you anon?
>>63617580
Poor old Geordi, all work and no play.
>>63617838
It is a wonderfully smug performance. Every expression, every word is incredible.
>>63617877
those aren't trips those are quads
get your glasses checked sheev
>>63617877
those are quads, Sheev
take the shades off, man, you're indoors
>>63617873
Mirror Ezri is the only good part of the DS9 Mirror Universe episodes.
>>63617739
I want reddit to leave
>>63616429
I so wanted to invade her badlands, if you catch my meaning...
>>63615577
>>63617677
>>63617777
>>63617877
Witnessed
>>63618208
Do these doubles please you, Founder?
>>63616419
[decontamination intensifies]
>>63618018
I'm gonna marry chibi ro!
>>63618236
No.
Kill this Weyoun and have a replacement ready when I return.
>>63618257
Decontaminate tight pupper
>>63618280
What Are Little Girls Made Of?
>>63617988
Hell yes.
>>63618342
Did someone say pupper?
Terran Empire > Federation
So you're the commander of Deep Space 9.
And the Emissary to the Prophets, decorated combat officer, widower, father, mentor... and, oh yes, the man who started the war with the Dominion.
Somehow I thought you'd be taller.
>>63617889
I still think Geordi is a shit character.
He gave Barklay all that shit for using real people for his fantasies on the holodeck and then he goes and does the same fucking thing with that warp field professor. Hypocritical cunt.
>>63618305
>>63618345
>that scene where Guinan and cunny!Ro are jumping on the bed
>>63618431
>that warp field professor
Underrated Trekfu
>>63618458
I'm gonna need this .webm/.gif
>>63618516
>>63618280
>>63618345
>>63618018
>that one guy who has a loli Ro folder
>>63617889
I aint seeing no 3rd boob here
>>63618430
Heightism is real, serious, and not funny.
Imagine being this famous Star Trek star for a moment. All your life, people point at you, laugh at you, judge you for something out of your control, and it's just not fair. Heightism is probably the #2 issue that has adversely affected his quality of life over the years.Dying of kidney failure is #1.
>>63618619
He's the hero of AR-558, he'll always be a legend.
Best star trek cadet/ensign/lieutenant, coming through
>>63619047
Its Only A Paper Moon gave me feels.
>>63619080
>>63618693
>AR-558
>Paper Moon
>In the Pale Moonlight
Season 6 confirmed for best trek in all of trek
Prove me wrong
>
>>63616952
>>63617070
>>63619047
WATCH OUT, P'TAQ
LIEUTENANT KIM, COMING THROUGH
>>63619241
The Siege of AR-558 and It's Only a Paper Moon are season seven.
>>63619314
Oh fuck me, you're right.
>season 6 AND 7 confirmed for best trek in all of trek
Remember that time Nicholas Locarno got a cadet killed and was kicked out of Starfleet, so he changed his name to Tom Paris?
>>63619503
His name was always Tom Paris, and he changed it to Nick Locarno to avoid being associated with his father.
>>63618494
>another mole face
Please go.
Morn is too overpowered, everybody just jobs to him.
Remember that time Iggy Pop was on DS9 playing the most boring Vorta ever?
>>63617351
He is the Harvey Mudd of the TNG era. Hopefully the new show will have more space pirate sex rogues.
>>63617351
Because he's like a fucking fanfiction character.
>>63615024
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>>63619868
The ratings drop off right around the time of the release of the Special Editions on the original Star Wars movies.
COINCIDENCE?
>>63616416
>implying it isn't Dr. Selar
Daily Reminder that your DS9 and Voyager waifus will always and forever be stuck with SDTV grain and fuzz.
>>63619974
because the TNG blu rays came out too late for people to give a shit about complete seasons on physical media
now DS9 and Voyager are fucked
>>63616209
Friendly reminder that Demar was 100% correct in shooting her.
>>63619973
Doesnt that bitch play like 4 different one-episode characters?
>>63620200
In addition to the Vulcan from that image, she played the mother of Worf's son, and the mother of Q's son.
She was getting fucked by the best characters on the show.
>>63620200
K'Ehleyr, Worf's waifu
Q, Q's waifu
and Selar, my waifu
At long last, Santa Janeway with tricobalt devices for all the little naughty species.
Just need to do a sleigh-ified Delta Flyer now
>>63620599
Merry Christmas /tv/.
>tfw you unironically love Vic Fontaine episodes
Not even sorry pally.
>>63617889
>>63620200
Ironically enough only one of the characters was banging based Combs.
>>63620269
You forgot Shran's Waifu.
Who hyped for Star Trek Beyond?
I wonder how much further Abrams can butcher the series.
>>63620730
i love the one where he's a better counselor than ezri
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
>>63621165
When even Miles "PTSD" O'Brien things they're useless, you know they suck.
>>63621167benis ;-DDDD
>Quark keks Worf
>Worf keks Bashir
>Kira keks keiko
why does season 5 of DS9 get so reckless?
>>63620730
>>63621165
>Ladies and gentlemen,
>A round of applause, please,
>For Mr. Vic Fontaine!
Fly me to AR-558,
Let me fight for worthless real estate.
Let me see what life is like
With one leg after you amputate.
In other words,
Give me some PTSD.
In other words,
Gene is dead, and Star Trek is free.
Fill my heart with photons,
Let me hide here forever more.
Life don't seem so hollow
Here on my side of this door.
In other words,
Give me a holosuite.
Quit bothering me,
And let me be a NEET.
>>63615024
JUST
>>63621167
>"The time you have been here has been the most stimulating of my life"
>>63622624
>>63622910
Yeah sometimes the whole 'bumpy forehead' thing gets downright absurd. I suppose it's like old theatre acting and you are to see the forehead as a stand-in for 'this is an alien that has various differences which would be too complex to include'
>yfw The Sisko is of Bajor
>>63616247
That is a long walk at 2am with a full bladder and legos on the floor.
>>63615024
>Rich
>Life of luxury and relaxation
>All the girls love him
truly living the life
>tfw Trek thread is dead because all the Americans have school tomorrow and the wagekeks have work
>>63623028
I view most everything like that anymore. More like a bad high school play. Especially capeshit and those new Start Trek movies.
Why did DS9 change the look of the Trill from what we saw in TNG? I don't mind them retconning their history, but they look completely different.
>>63623894
Maybe different race of Trill?
>>63623786
>tfw Morn was so alpha he turned down Dax
Living the dream lads. Living the dream.
>>63623894
Practical reasons, the prosthetic forehead looked dumb anyways.
Of course they also retcon Trill not being able to transport as well. I think some book explains that there are subspecies of trill.
>>63623963
That pussy wasn't new to him. Remember the morning after her bachelorette party and morn and the fire juggler are the two left in her place the next morning. She was getting double stuffed.
>>63615024
is than Thanos?
>>63624266
It's his brother
>>63624266
/cpsht/ containment board WHEN?
>And I forgive you, too...
>>63624364
>>63624090
The easiest explanation is that the trill guy didn't want to reveal that he had a slug in him, which the transporter would detect; or, even worse, that the transporter would filter out the slug, thinking it's a parasite, because they didn't tell the Enterprise that the guy had a slug in him.
>>63624742
>You should have killed me, Klingon. There's only one Damar
>>63624778
Damar got a shitty end.
Srs question: Why did Voy and Ent suck in comparison to TNG and DS9?
Who fucked up?
>>63624921
It was an oversaturation of Trek
>>63624851
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>>63624921
>DS9
>Trek
DS9 was a spinoff of reddit. I think you meant to say TOS.
>>63624969
Calm your autism. It seems like every thread without fail
>>63624921
The TNG writers split into two groups. Half went to DS9, half went to Voyager.
DS9 was mostly people like Ira Steven Behr, Ronald D. Moore, Rene Echevarria, Hans Beimler and Robert Hewitt Wolfe.
Voyager was mostly people like Brannon Braga, Kenneth Biller, Joe Menosky, Jeri Taylor and Bryan Fuller.
Here's Ronald Moore explaining what went wrong with the Voyager writers:
http://www.lcarscom.net/rdm1000118.htm
info on new series when
>>63625013
neat, thanks for the reading material.
>>63624969
>le reddit meme
This is getting out of hand. All this arguing is counterproductive. Let's settle this once and for all:
Usenet's favorite Star Trek is TOS.
>"And I don't even acknowledge the existence of any other, now get off my lawn!"
Reddit's favorite Star Trek is TNG.
>"Only a being enlightened by their own intelligence can fully appreciate this intellectual masterpiece, my fellow gentlesirs."
4chan's favorite Star Trek is DS9.
>"As a NEET who voluntarily abstains from joining the normiewageslavesheeple masses, I have watched every Star Trek at least 47 times, and DS9's overarching storyline and long-form character development make it hold up the most, despite being nigger and jew propaganda."
Tumblr's favorite Star Trek is Voyager.
>"It has the most female characters, and I ship them so that makes them strong female characters, so that makes it the best show."
Nobody's favorite Star Trek is Enterprise.
Facebook's favorite Star Trek is the reboot.
>"OMG im such a nerd LOL XD!"
Now tell me how much you disagree with this so that the argument can continue to consume another thread.
>>63617022
I wish they could guide my foot to her fat cunt.
>>63624692
I actually started to feel bad for him, that is until they turned him into a cartoon supervillain.
>>63625042
You already know it's going to be action crap aping off the reboot movies... why even expend the effort to care?
>>63625161
if it was gonna be action crap there's no point making it and wasting effort around the movies
this will be the real thing I know it in my bones
>>63625161
The two I saw were pretty good. They were more like Star Wars than the show
>>63625183
Please quite filling me with hope.. I don't think I can deal with being let down again..
>>63625152
He was corrupted by the Pah-Wraiths.
Deep Space Nine did nothing wrong, except for the Pah-Wraiths.
And continuing the Mirror Universe plot after the third episode there. And removing Jadzia from the (clip) show. And having the final party be in Vic's instead of Quark's. And abandoning Kira's relationship with her baby. And forbidding Garak from being omnisexual. And not introducing Solbor to be Winn's foil earlier in the series. And why didn't Worf's Enterprise friends show up at his wedding? Quark has holo-emitters in the bar, so they could have showed up as long-distance holo-transmissions.
>>63625207
This bait is a work of art. In two short sentences you have produced more bait than a whole paragraph railing against DS9 or VOY or some standard baiting tactic.
>>63625338
Shut up, nerd.
>>63625365
>Re-watching DS9
>All those times the whole horrible, brutal Dominion War could have been prevented if the feddies just let some assholes be assholes
>>63625410
>MUH PRIME DIRECTIVE
>MUH MORAL OBLIGATIONS
Was it autism?
>>63624921
Voy had SOME likeable characters.
With Enterprise, it seemed like every character with potential got shat on the second they raised an eyebrow. I mean Archer isn't just boring, he basically non-existent. That's not Bacula's fault, his character's entire pathos was his dog and they killed it, what, twice?
>>63625410
If I remember right, the death toll wasn't that high, except for Cardassia. It was around ww2 numbers
>>63616103
>>63616152
>Based Card women
A shame that the writers are shitty hippies with little taste.
>Resistance is few-tull
Why the FUCK did they change the pronunciation from 'few-tile' to 'few-tull' in Voyager? It sounds so much less intimidating.
>>63625544
Earth itself got dipped into the Dominion's balls at least once with a few cities really feeling it.
BRUNT. F-C-A.
>>63625552
It's the patriarchy, farn.
>ugly man + sexy woman
>writers give the thumbs up
>ugly woman + sexy man
>writers give the thumbs down
O'Brien can't fuck a Cardie because the writers think "Ewwwwwww, what's the point of having a woman character if they're not sexy?".
>>63616598
That's just a pimple.
>>63616595
Except stealing as many Bajoran women as he could.
>>63617327
Old show for old young men.
>>63625410
>The wormhole could have been destroyed twice in season 1 saving countless human, cardassian and klingon lives.
>>63625612
He's not a very big guy...
>>63625636
O'Brien despised the spoonies anyway, xeno hatefucking isn't trek style.
>>63618018
>Loli Ro
Now why didn't Geordi pound that ass?
>>63616570
BANE?
>>63625713
Old-ass Jake didn't dunk his geriatric balls into Melanie either, and she really wanted it.
>>63625742
SHINZON?
>>63625713
O'Brien had it great
>loli wife
>still had her old mind
>>63625544
Earth got wrecked, Star Fleet got decimated, KDF got fucked horribly, the Romulans got fucked, Cardassia just got it the worst.
>>63625705
This. He actually began to be cool with them in DS9.
Always wanted the Dominion and Borg to square off, at least once. Even if they were on opposite sides of the galaxy.
DS9 needed more Q episodes.
