ITT: People who's life story will eventually be turned into a movie
Who do you think will play him; Will Ferrell or Ron Perlman? Or will they make Mark Lanegan act?
>>63608308
>>63608423
Not fucking Fagtano, I was asking about Tom Waits
not even a question of "if." rather "when"
>>63608495
aaron paul stars in unlimited hipsterdom
>>63608495
there'll be plenty of pieces on him once he finally snaps and tries to trigger race war. certainly a lot of reconstructed footage leading up to the attacks
>>63607579
Why do people constantly circlejerk this idiot?
>inb4 but he uses 4chan just like you and me!
>>63608663
He reviews music well. That's why. No one really reviews music in video format like he does.
>>63608767
Hey /mu/
>>63607579
Do you guys think he gets çucked by MC Ride?
>>63608896
He wishes. Ride is too noided to fuck anything but the music.
Oscar bait/10
A REAL ECLECTIC BANGER
>>63609037
Starring Lena Dunham as Chris Chan in the role of a lifetime. This Summer sonichoose your own path. The Chris Chan Story: A Spike Lee Joint.
>>63609174
>The Chris Chan Story: A Spike Lee Joint.
instantly becomes the best thing spike lee has ever made
>>63609241
>Spike Lee making a movie about a white person
>>63609037
Out of all of them, this is the one I can almost definitely see happening at some point. Frankly, the fact that there hasn't been one already is surprising.
>>63609272
>Chris Chan
>White
>A person
>>63609278
The average person simply could not relate to Chris-chan, and would find the culture that arose from harassing him bizarre
oh look
its the bald hipster who posts on lil b videos to try to get more followers
>>63609037
harmony korine or aronofsky pls
>>63608945
Ride gets to fuck all those white groupies though
>>63609425
This...
>>63609608
...which is why we need someone as morally corrupt as Korine to make the film. He would jump at the opportunity. Cut together 1.5 hours of Chris-Chan's own home video footage, and it's identical to something that Korine would make.
>>63609467
He is the poster boy for those pretentious hipsters on /mu/
>>63608767
>he reviews music well
no
>caring about reviews
FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONS
or do you just like memeing?
>>63609881
I know someone who only buys the albums he reviews. I asked him why he said he doesn't have time to search through the millions of music out there so he trusts fanboytano's judgement.
>>63609881
>>caring about reviews
Whats wrong with listening to others views and using them as recommendations?
>>63608896
man he is aesthethic
PewDiePie
>>63610113
I would understand if you listened to the music first then hear the opinion of others. But if you hear the opinions first you're just going into it with a biased mindset and you might hate it for what it's not.
>>63610138
He's just a bulky mix breed.
>>63610222
Yeah, maybe if you're fucking retarded. Do us all a favor and in six or seven years when you turn eighteen put a fucking bullet in your head you cunt.
>>63610270
Looks like I hit a nerve
>>63609037
I think we need to see how Chris Chans life plays out in the next 10-20 years and maybe see if he does some more wild shit to get him seen by the mass media, maybe as a heartfelt victim or a martyr. The movie would be undertoned with a criticism of modern society and the psychological strains it puts on people, how it villainizes you for being different etc. Instant Oscar.
>>63610270
Get this hothead out of here!
>>63610331
No, the whole premise of your argument is stupid shit some junior high school faggot would say. Change your life or end it.
>>63610331
>>63610381
samefag
>>63608308
I thought it was already announced that Ron Pearlman is starring in a biopic about him
>>63608663
He is /mu/s nostalgia critic
>bald
>makes retarded faces for all his video thumbnails
>>63610387
Why are you mad though? It seems like you've been confronted by this before but you keep on choosing to ignore it.
Seeing reviews is like hearing spoilers before you go see a movie. Learn to form your own opinions ya kek.
>>63610380
In the next chapter of his life, Chris Chan submits to the glory of Allah and joins ISIS.
>>63610415
Hey mod!
>>63607579
Is that that guy who shot all those people in Oregon? That would make a good movie.
>>63610387
>>63610270
This is your typical /mu/tard ladies and gentlemen
>>63609037
Todd Solondz to direct
Kyle Carpenter will probably be offered a movie deal at some point.
As will Jim Mattis.
At some point in the next 20 years or so there will definitely be an Obama movie.
Howard Stern will eventually be given one, probably after he dies.
Bill Gates.
Stephen King's life could easily be made a movie, when you consider his rampant drug abuse, being hit by a fucking van, etc. his too will likely be after he dies.
>>63607579
>who's
>>63608308
I would love to see this
>>63608472
But he is.Do your research
>>63611162
Oregon shooter is playin Tom Waits? Wow, I guess I should've done my research! Thank you for sharing your smartness!
No seriously, what the fuck are you talking about
