Disney needs to calm the fuck down.
>>63607204
jej
>>63607204
KEK
>>63607204
Using BB8 for that product is somehow fitting, huh?
![TLaLVoN[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bkfRr6l.jpg "TLaLVoN[1].jpg")
>>63607204
That's even worse than the Star Wars water bottles in my country.
Even my fucking underwear has Star Wars on it.
![THMdEqj[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/w6a1olj.jpg "THMdEqj[1].jpg")
>>63607204
Fuck off, Reddit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3wnk4f/disney_needs_to_calm_the_fuck_down/
Reminder that there is cancer on this board that considers this series "art"
>>63607204
do they have to pay companies to do this? that's the only way I can imagine it working but surely that means they're going all-in to a truly insane degree.
>>63607204
REDDIT NEEDS TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN
>>63607314
>Ghost of Obi-Wan: Anakin! Orange!
>Ghost of Anakin: Sorry?
>Ghost of Obi-Wan: ORANGE YA GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA?
>Ghost of Anakin: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[279 upboats]
>>63607311
hey they are both small and green and will get wrinkly
>Capeshit uses mnt dew and dorritos to advertise
>star wars uses fruit and healthy food
Luke, did I ever tell you about oranges?
>>63607403
i browse reddit
>>63607496
lmao F.A.M.
>>63607314
Protip: majority of the threads on /tv/ are copied from reddit
>>63607276
RAAAAAAAA
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MR. VOLCANO?
>collect all 10
All this has happened before.
All this will happen again.
So say we all.
>>63607311
>>63607276
>>63607204
All of this shameless cross-promition with Star Wars on every last fucking thing is why I am already sick of the new SW movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRQthTlEn70
What does SW have to do with Jeep? JACK SHIT NOTHING!
And to think Disney's making a new SW movie every single year ad infinitum, so this shit's not going away any time soon.
All this merch, but will we ever see a re-release of this playset?
fitting that my capcha was burgers
it's probably the one movie that needed zero advertisement at all, as it will have no effect on the recordbreaking numbers
that advertising budget is a total waste of money
OP stole this from reddit (pic related)
which, in turn, was stolen from twitter ( https://twitter.com/SupJess__/status/673924919357501440 )
you've come a full circle of cancer, /tv/
My dad's going to be 60 years old and he wants that $150 BB8 toy for himself.
>>63607683
I would like to fuck that mouth hole.
>>63607204
so BB-8 represents mexicans?
>>63607683
Can't unsee the toothed vagina
>>63607477
Commander, tell me about your sexual oranges.
Eh, if it gets kids to eat healthy stuff it can't be that bad. Christ I'm getting old.
>NEW INTERVIEWS WITH STAR WARS CAST
>A NEW HOLYWOOD ICON TALKS ABOUT DIVERSITY AND GENDER
>THE PERSONAL STORY OF JOHN BOYEGGA
every single news outlet is full of this transparent paid advertising masquerading as news, i hate the movie and it hasnt even come out yet
>>63607276
Hank you want me to pick you up some of that rock water that you like?
>>63607512
Other way around m8, at least for now.
>>63607741
my theory is that Disney thought the initial trailer would have resulted in wider interest in the movie outside of existing fans, and it hasn't happened.
they are now panicking. it's arguably the only way to explain it.
Avatar got hyped, but it was spread out after modest opening led into weeks when business showed no sign of slowing down.
>>63607763
tbf who cares
what makes 4chan and reddit humour different
this has been posted here before in a different way with a star wars themed apples
>>63607654
>And to think Disney's making a new SW movie every single year ad infinitum, so this shit's not going away any time soon.
So we're shifting from omnipresent capeshit marketing to omnipresent Star Wars marketing?
>>63607780
Your dad sounds pretty cool 2bh familia.
>>63607204
This is in my country
>>63608093
Those are sausages etc.
This is milk
>>63608123
And corn
>>63608056
Reddit always stole 4chan memes, not the other way around.
>what makes 4chan and reddit humour different
The next thing you'll say is that browsing reddit is also okay
>>63608123
Tej
>>63608093
>>63608123
>>63608146
>mexico
>""""""country"""""""
>>63608287
It is hungary you faglord
>>63608150
Reddit is a good place to collect news and information (like if you wanted a new phone but didn't know which brand to go with).
But if you go on there just looking for upvotes on your Star Wars dinner set then stay the fuck off 4chan.
How long until people forget this abomination? I'd wager until New Years when they become hyped for the next bland, generic capeshit tier blockbuster.
>>63608302
yeah you must be if you're taking pics of all that garbage lmao
And women here
>>63608370
So funny mate
>>63608370
i keeked
I think Disney is going hard with as many brand tie-ins as possible because there's no way they can implement product placement into the actual movie given the setting. But I don't know how this stuff works really. Thoughts anyone?
>>63608390
TOO FAR
>>63608390
i need those pants
These are shit but why not
shampoo
>>63607763
:^)
>>63607204
All this shit and I still can't get my blue milk.
Christmas card
>>63608568
This gave me cancer
>>63608390
Such a nerd
>>63607958
>An apple a day keeps the Jedi away
>>63608635
Back to Reddit
>>63608549
> want to buy shampoo
> it costs 999 feet
> don't even have change for a mile
oh well
>>63608480
there wont be a single shot of the movie that doesn't display at least one toy or action figure.
>>63608568
pretty much /tv/ 2015
god what has happened to this board
>>63608667
>>63608605
>go into a store
>look at Christmas ornaments
>90% of it is licensed shit from capeshit to Star Wars to sports teams to Disney to Barbie
>>63607607
>WE NEED TO MAKE GIRLS LIKE STAR WARS TOO SO WE CAN SELL THEM MORE STUPID SHIT
when will they stop?
>>63608568
i want to kill myself
>>63608681
Not true. The there are no toys of the titlecrawl.
>>63608681
That's fair. I'm mostly just saying that there won't be some Michael Bay esque shit where a Mountain Dew vending machine comes to life, or somebody drives up in a shiny brand new Audi, because there can't be. I hadn't considered that precious toy money.
>>63607311
This makes the idea of a
>>63608631
>>63608682
>>63608750
Does this help?
Besides catching your attention for a second what's the point of these?
Like do they expect someone to go "Oh, Star Wars oranges. I love Star Wars so I am going to get these!" It's not like the packaging is collectable or anything.
>>63607388
God that site is a mess
>>63608811
>not reselling the oranges online in 10 years for a huge profit
>>63608578
my nigga. and them noodles to go with it
>>63608811
it's LITERALLY just about visibility. The whole point is that where-ever you look you see Star Wars. Disney must be having to pay for it.
>>63608370
lmao
>>63607276
>this is a real product
I thought YTP made it up
>>63608568
.......
>>63608801
not surprising at all
Big deal, they literally did this exact same shit for every prequel movie.
>>63608568
Same shit as 4chan, I don't understand the drama
>>63608795
post or post not; there is no try.
Tbh these were on sale so I have Chewie Chewie vitamins.
reminder that this >>63608370 joke is not Reddit
but this joke >>63608635 is Reddit in it's purest form
learn to know the difference so we can all stop the contagion that is making this site lowbrow and crass
>>63608998
i have those too they're pretty fucking great
>>63608287
>The name of the products It's not even in spanish
American education surely is the best
>>63608801
fucking when???
>>63609000
yeah bro lets stick to the 4u and blacked threads
>>63608998
>buying vitamins
>>63608730
>Christmas is commercialized
STOP THE PRESSES
>>63607276
>Mfw I just got those bottles in the shopping
>>63608670
kek
>>63608370
>>63609000
Is >>63608635 conirmed? I liked the way it rhymed.
>>63608963
on reddit its super cringe since they are going for the most obvious and safe puns to get upvotes
4chan humor at its worst is people regurgitating memes over and over again but also lends itself to actually good jokes as people recontextualize them, something too complex for a redditor who would fear not appealing to the widest possible audience and getting his precious upvotes
>>63607614
Fucking this. People bitching about TFA's marketing are just too young to remember the marketing for Phantom Menace. At least we don't have to deal with Yoda Mountain Dew and Jar Jar fried chicken again.
>>63608811
"Oh, Star Wars oranges. Star Wars exists."
>>63608568
>someone ACTUALLY paid $5 because they liked that someone said may the force be citrus
>>63609165
>in the shopping
you w0t?
>>63609282
>paid $5
?
>>63609282
what? who gets the money? Reddit or the poster?
I see you went to Imgur
>>63608811
It's like pottery because oranges are actually just grains of sand scaled up. So by buying them, it's like you're fighting the dark side.
>>63609326
>>63609339
le reddit gold
its like a major upboat on leddit
>>63608004
>they are now panicking. it's arguably the only way to explain it.
Spending money on advertising =/= panicking.
The movie is already everywhere and it's not even released yet. Disney know they are going to make megabucks, they already have been for months with the merchandise that people have been lapping up without even seeing the movie.
They're already making money - they're going to make more money, what's a little bit of pocket change (to them) to achieve maximum global awareness?
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they make back that $4 billion investment just on this first film and all it's merchandise.
>>63608894
This is correct.
>>63609292
It's Tesco, they deliver
>>63609258
I still have a jar jar toothbrush somewhere.
>>63607204
This is worse than fucking Minions.
This is literally in my fridge right now, fuck my room mates girlfriend is retarded.
>d-d-d-do we not open it and save it since it's a collectable?
Yeah bitch i'm sure some asshole is going to want to buy a bottle of fermented mold dick with boba fetts face on it in 2050.
>>63609282
>doesn't even rhyme
>>63609443
Flavored creme is dick. Tried cinnabun once and it tastes like elf cum
>>63609387
I just know that Avatar wasn't marketed like this and people were literally having to be introduced to that from knowing nothing about it.
Plus JJ thought there would only be one trailer so it is actually possible that they had to change strategies.by the way those were both me
>>63609339
reddit. you buy it as a 'donation' and can gift it to people
>tfw no Jabba yogurt
>>63609478
>mfw i asked for some fucking irish cream
>she comes back with this
>>63608568
I don't usually bitch about Reddit, but fuck me that's bad.
>>63607336
no, companies fucking pay them for the rights to put Star Wars on their products
>>63609503
>jabba on the front
>low fat
>>63609415
sweet action
>>63609536
It says italian right on the front I'm dying. What a stupid cunt. Reminds me of that chick that made mac and cheese with 2 hard boiled eggs on a paper plate. Just put some glenfidich or something in your coffee and get drunk friendo.
>>63607469
Avengers were on grapes in my store, stfu nigger.
>>63608714
>>63608568
it was literally a reddit comment you fucking faggot
>>63609478
how do you know what elf cum tastes like you degenerate.
unless you where face raped by an elf, in which case, I apologise for calling you a degenerate.
>>63607934
Did they know they're a ad?
>>63608123
>Not drinking delicious Wookie milk.
Why would anyone buy merchandize attached to a movie they haven't even seen?
I certainly wasn't this retarded when I was a kid
On friday I was at the post office sending a package to my parents for Christmas but I forgot to wrap it. So I was standing there on one of the table things wrapping it in christmas wrapping when this fat landwhale came up to me and said "IS THAT A SECRET SANTA GIFT?"
I said "Uh, what? No?"
"IS THAT A REDDIT SECRET SANTA GIFT?" She interrupted me with a big fat smile.
She went on "See, reddit is doing secret santa gifts. Literally everywhere I go I see people wrapping gifts and sending it to people on reddit haha"
I said "Uh, okay well it's not..."
and she walked off smiling
Just thought I'd share that story in this thread. Redditors are just as annoying irl
>still no star wars branded birth control
>>63609879
Yeah me neither. I think these kids have shit parents
>>63609928
anyone who cares about Star Wars doesn't need to care about birth control
>>63608998
are you 5 years old?
>>63609928
>starwars birth control"
Because starwars and birth control is redundant.
>>63609928
There is, it's called Star Wars
>>63608549
why the fuck is that shit in german?
>>63609789
Childhood trauma. I don't like to talk about it. Wandered by that keebler tree and they got me with their cookies.
>>63609944
>>63609963
>>63609850
it may be delicious but what conditions is the milk harvested in?
at best it will be single parent wookies trying to make enough cash so lumpy can get a toy bowcaster for festivus.
>>63609956
Naw, just cheap. Cheaper than the centrum shit, just gummy instead of pills.
>>63609928
>>63609944
>>63609963
>>63609983
legit senpai
>>63609983
>>63609443
> dat chemical taste
Disgusting
>>63609282
is THAT how reddit gold works?
>>63609928
>No Star Wars divorce brand lawyers called Diforcers
why do women pretend to like R2D2?
>>63610134
>i'll try alimony, that's a good trick
>>63608370
Excellent recovery
>>63609789
Oh god. I spit out my soda. Roommate ask why im laughing so hard.
>>63608578
I had a bantha-milk cocktail at a SF theme bar once, shit was sweet as.
>>63608390
So that's like a poor version of Taylor and Karlie, right?
>>63607614
Anakin gets culturally enriched and cuc'd
>>63610157
yes, why do women pretend to like a dildo shaped robot that likes pleasing people, is a bit rude, can vibrate at most frequencies and has' impliments', that it can move about....perhaps we will never know.
>>63609000
Er, no you faggot, The Office is a Reddit as you fucking get.
>>63607204
>>
>>63607276
>>63607311
>>63607607
>>63607958
>>63608123
>>63608093
>>63608146
You can STFO, I do not live on a country where they release these sort of "mania" themed product packaging, nor I collect anything besides dank memes, but I do see this as a great oportunity for collectors and minutia obsessive fans to get their hands on some sort of themed paraphernalia besides expensive toys.
I some how see this like when in Japan some companies out these one-of-a-lifetime run of flavors on their products.
Shilling or no shilling, in the end I see nothing wrong with this since it will last a month at most.
>tfw you actually bought a box of cereal just because of the Star Wars figurine
>tfw you got the shittiest one
(wanted the Stormtrooper but got Chewbacca)
>jewsney
>>63610361
>>63610308
>last a month at most
>3 movies
>dozens of spin off movies
>tv shows
>cartoons
>games
>dvd releases
>special version dvd releases
>limited edition version dvd releases
>unspecialized version dvd releases
>rerererererererelease of the special unspecialized respecialized 3dhdtvdvdtivo rerererererelease of the original trilogy
>remastered versions of the prequels
>your moms asshole being ravaged by a bantha 13
Prepare for a hundred more years of starwars.
>>63610361
>tfw still have a set of Burger King Star Wars toys released alongside Revenge of the Sith
>tfw they just remind you that this was shortly before the local Burger King went and that you've lived for nearly 10 years in a town without a Burger King
>>63608370
Gottem
>>63608146
Canned wookiees; this all looks so gross. People - shop at farmer's markets. its healthier; mentally and physically..
>>63610157
id give her the D2
>>63608390
hahahaha - that's great.
these came with kerllogs cereal for revenge of the sith i think, still got a green one knocking around somewhere
>>63610287
holy shit are they pretend lesbos now?
>>63607311
>Yoda
>Seedless
Yaddle must be very unhappy.
I wonder if we got anything along these lines.
>>63610912
>pretend
>>63608549
>Gel de bano
4u
>>63610956
That's probably the worst Star Wars related merchandise I can think of.
>>63609879
Because there are 6 other movies, several cartoon series, video games, comics, books, flash videos, etc so they're well aware of Star Wars existing. It's not even surprising that kids know Vader is Luke's father without watching the movie because Star Wars is so ingrained in our culture.
>>63610926
>>63610982
Until we get some candid photos it's a myth.
>>63608682
Remember to buy all the Star Wars merchandise so you don't fall behind the hype!
>mfw star wars is going to be the last movie i see before i kill myself
I knew the end was going to be depressing, but fuck. Maybe i should just do it before i see the fucking thing.
>>63607683
it's the fucked up newer pit with a beak by Lucas..
you wanting that like a pleb.
GTFO reddit
>>63607311
Yoda? Why not Darth fucking Maul or Christopher Lee?
>>63612523
>>63607391
Literally first reply, you autist
>>63609928
>Darth Cunt-rhol
>>63610956
Wait. So you suck on Jar Jar's candy tongue?
>>63608123
top tej
>>63607683
I had this one
this is why i hate everything
>>63611575
>>63610956
>let's a make a candy were you have to make out with Jar Jar to eat it
What were they smoking?
>>63613157
>what were they smoking?
I saw one of these today slammed on the ground next to a puddle. Said everything there's to say about Star Wars really.
>>63608093
>Eating Phantom Menace branded meat products
>>63608670
Kek'd harder than I should have, anon.
>>63608833
Orange you glad this isn't banana?
>>63609705
Yeah you would know, Redditor
>>63608146
>299 dollars
ahaha euros
>implying most of this shit won't become legal tender once Disney takes over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtatVM0jGzA
Look at this.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_episode_vii_the_force_awakens/
The Force Awakens Your Wallets.
>>63613566
there used to be that same knight in my middle school band room
>>63610788
No they didn't, they had spoons that looked like sabers. Repeated the same promo with Indy 4 except the spoons looked like Aztec totems.
>still no lightsaber vibrator to buy for your gf
>>63608568
I don't mind the first comment too much.
It's an okay joke based on the force waking up.
Everything else though, makes no fucking sense and is awful
>>63613779
>still no BB-8 anal beads to shove in your ass
fix this deficit immediately
>>63612831
Yes, your like six year old child full shoves jarjars fetid punda poker straight down her/his throat.
>>63613779
Yeah.. for "your gf"
You all must be too young to remember when the prequels came out
>>63613650
Fuck OFF reddit
>>63611649
>Brandon
>>63608390
444 liberal scum detected.
>>63608568
reading this makes me suicidal
He was a good meal.
>>63613987
>Vador
>>63613108
Noooo...
The Jews ruin another pure one.
>>63613987
>a black bun or a burger with human teeth
theres an analogy here
>>63613222
>yoda lifting lukes ship
>its a tie fighter
dark luke confirmed
>>63613987
That black bun turns your shit green.
Bullshit like what OP posted and many others in this thread only makes me miss times like >>63610788 where there were actually collectible items included in those boxes instead of just being shitteh products with the Star Wars logo slapped onto them.
Ugh, I miss mini lightsabers and lightsaber spoons in cereal boxes, crappy McDonalds ships, character mugs, etc. Seems like no one wants to invest in making small collectible merch these days.
>>63614375
>this shit is SHIT
>but this other nostalgia shit is NOT shit
>>63613566
am i reddit if im enjoying this in a really really painful way?
>>63614446
>this shit that doesn't contain shit isn't as good as the "nostalgia shit" that actually had shit
Can't see the fallacy there, pham.
When do we get one of these?
>>63608811
You're pretty fucking stupid. The use is that people don't buy the oranges because they say Star Wars on them, they go and see the new Star Wars movie because they saw it on their oranges.
>>63613987
BIG
MEATY
>>63613108
FAAAAAAAAAAAAKEE
>>63614595
Going to see a movie because you've seen it on a package of oranges sounds more stupid to me.
>>63613987
>JUSQU'AU
>>63609503
Jabba the Gurt!! Hahahaha
USER WAS AWARDED 4CHAN GOLD FOR THIS POST
>>63614832
What is not to fucking understand here.
>person sees ad
>person is reminded to see movie/made aware that movie exists
Advertising can be pretty subliminal. You seem to be ignoring that and emphasizing the bag of oranges.
>>63613779
https://twitter.com/veronicachaos/status/675820677224525825
