ITT: Movies you will never see the appeal of
Pleb: The Thread.
The appeal is right there.
maybe after you've grow up a bit you'll have acquired the life experience and perspective to see No Country for Old Men for the masterpiece it is.
Who taught him his medical skills?
this shitty movie right here
The Big Lebowski
'The Dude' movie forget what it's called but he goes bowling. just stupid. stopped watching it when it got to the pool scene.
Also, why didn't abraham take out his bazooka or loaded it while they were slowly pulling up to negan and his road block? he could have got out and blew them all the fuck out.
>>63604155
>>63604156
Mivehind
Love Barry Lyndon, accept 2001 as a milestone but this is shit.
Stinking pile of shit
can we make this a /movies men will never understand/ thread?
Obvious bait: the thread
try harder faggots
>>63604244
No, we can't.
Mad Max
Star Wars
Capeshit
>>63604146
Just having left your Marvel period behind you, does not make this film a masterpiece
i thought it was justok
every marvel movie ever..
Avengers was fuckin boring and shit.
I actually loved the matrix trilogy. Idgi when they say part II and III were shit.
>>63604414
Part 2 was good, part 3 was pretty unenthusiastic
>>63604244
>Ryan Gosling asking What do you want over and over?
I understand perfectly.
this was the most boring and illogical shit ive ever watched
>>63604474
Vincent Gallo is retarded so
>>63604418
This, it's just depressing crap that happens for a few hours, there's no reward for having to sit through it, no payoff or satisfaction.
>>63604418
>>63604550
Reported.
Almost every super hero movie, any Kubrick movies.
Inglorious basterds was ok but pretty boring, especially that scene in the bar that went on forever, wouldn't watch it again.
>>63604619
your one of those people who watches movies so you can talk about having watched them, you aren't really happy and never will be
>>63604593
just like life
I disagree with:
>>63604087
>>63604150
fantastic adaptation of novel. realistic action sequences. exposure to the way people live in north american deserts.
>>63604195
fantastic adaptation of a novel
>>63604272
all the mad max movies had great world s with loads of details, and loads of awesome cars that I consider kinetic sculptures. they were functional and beautiful.
>>63604382
worth watching for just the imagery/animation
>>63604418
interesting dystopian world. somewhat satirical of our own governments and bureaucracies.
agree with:
>capeshit.
I suppose tdk(r) had good practical effects but everything else is boring
>star wars
space ships and different planets but it's not even sci-fi.
>>63604695
Maybe your life.
>>63604087
I could never enjoy No Country For Old Men either. I don't know why. Everything was cool, but I didn't really like the weird ending of it.
Anyways, that being said, I'm not saying the movie is bad, I just don't like it. I've liked most of the movies that /tv/ has recommended me, but not this one.
>>63604195
worst Kubrick
Slow West
Amelie
In Bruges
>>63604764
That's not 2001, at least more than one thing per hour happens in A Clockwork Orange.
>>63604848
In 2001 there is more of value happening in any single frame than in the entire careers of your top 10 favorite directors combined.
>>63604474
Jesus christ Vincent Gallo is the definition of pretentious up his own ass wanker.
>>63604716
>exposure to the way people live in north american deserts.
any other movies like this? movies where the action takes place in the US and in/around the deserts there?
>>63604846
>Amelie
FUCK THIS MOVIE
IT WAS NOT FUNNY WHATSOEVER
>>63604881
>there is more of value happening in any single frame
If you make an already dull scene last for almost an hour and call it art then a legion of retards will analyze it to the point that they make some conspiracy theorist like connection to everything down to the color of a pen.
>>63604910
neither was citizen Kane, whats your point?
>>63604909
The entire genre of westerns?
>>63604418
God I hated this. Its so long, unfunny and blunt with its satire, and the plot doesn't start to actually develop until a full 90 minutes into the movie. The visual style/art design is obnoxious too
>>63604950
>Muh Kane
>>63604943
The fact that you aren't qualified to appreciate 2001 doesn't make it any less of a masterpiece.
>>63604950
Citizen kuck was a 1/5 at BEST
>>63605002
>The visual style/art design is obnoxious too
>>63604950
The fact that Amelie is supposed to be a fucking comedy
Also, Citizen Kane fucking sucks bitch
>>63605017
>lol, 2deep4u
>>63604957
fug, I forgot to write ''modern''.
movies like Red Rock West and Breakdown come to mind, stuff where the desert is prominently featured and but it has a modern setting.
>>63604244
Yes we can.
>>63605084
Not everybody has the training required to appreciate advanced cinema. That's just the way it is.
>>63604155
this
>>63604418
>le it was all a dream xD
fuck you Gilliam. the look of it was amazzing and it had a few good gags, but a huge chunk of it is narratively pointless.
>>63605129
>2001
>cinema
It's a film borderline movie
![[tipping intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MBENfJz.jpg "[tipping intensifies].jpg")
>>63605129
>>63605053
It's sardonic and whimsical at the same time. There can be subtle humour that isn't the 3 stooges, you realise...
>>63605155
>it was all a dream
Just the escape, also, Jack really has escaped (from his perspective) because sometimes the only way out is in.
>63604327
huh? no, great directing by the Coens, great writing by a writer who should be a Nobel laureate, and great acting by award-winning thespians is what makes it a masterpiece. not to mention amazing cinematography. if your only points of reference are comic book movies, i suggest you give it a rewatch in a few years.
>>63605182
Yes, the man raised on a diet of McNuggets and Hot Pockets is just as equipped to discern the quality of an advanced meal as a world class chef who has travelled sampling the delicacies of the globe.
Cinema appreciation is a learned skill much the same. But go ahead, reject everything that aims above the entry level because you get upset about being made to feel dumb instead of feeling inspired to train your cine-sophistication. You will always have your video games to comfort you.
Mostly the Marvel movies
The most of the characters are bland as fuck
>>63605329
>>>/reddit/
>>63605329
You could power a small nation from the intensity with which you're tipping your fedora and, if mental gymnastics were a real sport like regular gymnastics, you'd take the olympic gold every time.
>>63604244
No,it's the other way around. Women are incapable of love.
>>63605329
GET A LOAD OF THIS FAGGOT
>>63604244
>Ryan Gosling blackmails a broad, kucking the guy she was with already
>being an asshole is romantic
>>63605329
ok
>>63605509
it is if you're attractive
that's the jist of a lot of shitty romances
>>63604087
>Movies women will never understand
ftfy girlie
>>63604716
>space ships and different planets but it's not even sci-fi.
How is this a criticism?
>>63604155
not this
Dark Knight Rises, /tv/ has been raving since it released about how 'amazing' the opening scene was. I ended up very disappointed by wooden acting to a poorly written script in front of an admittedly high budget background.
Star Wars
>>63604382
The amazing animation is one reason to just watch it alone
>>63607303
It's pretty lousy compared to modern CGI.
These.
>>63606909
Just stop spamming this shitty meme.
>>63607537
>>63604112
/thread
>>63604150
>>63604155
>>63604156
>being too stupid to understand the Coen Brothers
Embarrassing
>>63607537
Essential I have ADHD core.
>>63607537
Boyhood, trainspotting, and Donnie darko I understand
The rest are pure, accessible, made for the masses classic films. How can you not connect to casablanca or one flew over the kekoos nest? Are you not human? How can you not appreciate Apocalypse Now? Have digital effects completely warped your appreciation for epic filmmaking? Has 21st century edginess destroyed your soul so much that the darkest reaches of humanity doesn't move you? Jesus christ
>>63605797
because on the surface it looks like it might be sci-fi.
but its sci-fi flavored generic story
>>63607375
good animation is independent of technology
>>63607837
> Has 21st century edginess destroyed your soul so much that the darkest reaches of humanity doesn't move you? Jesus christ
;-; how i can recover my soul
>>63604642
>all the fun you had was just an illusion
People like you are by far the saddest of them all.
>>63604087
>>63607837
>Casablanca
Literally nothing happens in this movie. There's no story to be invested in. Nothing that kept me wanting to know what happened next. It's just random people doing random things in Casablanca.
>Kekoo's Nest
Again, no story whatsoever. Just Jack Nicholson and his buddies doing random things in a mental hospital. No likable characters, and by the end of the movie I just wanted to punch Nicholson in his annoying face. Casablanca was just boring, but this one was absolutely terrible. I can't believe this shit is in 15th place on the Top 250.
In b4 Reddit, pleb, ADHD, not enough explosions, go watch Michael Bay etc.
>>63607961
>Apocalypse Now
Muh Brando
Muh Story
Muh Filmmaking
Muh Stressful production
Muh "Classic"
Muh Boring Vietnam shitfest
>>63604195
How about me and my druges give you some 'in and out' faggot
>>63607940
this tbhgfigf familiar
>>63607940
you will never see the appeal of an epic adventure fantasy? Jeez anon, i feel sorry for you.
Kill Bill.
I couldn't finish it.
>>63608074
I'm sorry. I was born in 1986.
By the time I was old enough to take notice, approx. mid-late 90s, it was dated-looking, 1980s hokey shit, like Flash Gordon, and inferior to more recent products.
Furthermore, there's no science in this alleged sci-fi, the technology is poorly developed in the story.
This could only appeal to Generation X faggots, like Mike Stoklasa, who have nothing to live for.
>>63607837
How is trainspotting not accessible?
>>63607940
Fucking this.
The fact that the trilogy turned into some sort of nerd essential makes it even more rage-inducing. By themselves, they would be just a bunch of lame movies, but there's an entire fucking cult surrounding them. Maybe that's how the bible started out.
The kicker is: Fans treat Star Wars like it's some sort of elaborate taste. It's one of the most popular franchises in the world and they still go "OH, YOU LIKE STAR WARS TOO?!" like there are not millions of people out there who are into this drivel as well. It's stunning how you can hold two completely opposite opinions at the same time.
This and the first movie was just a pain to sit through.
I couldn't find it scary because there is no suspense and the zombies looked comical. There was no real story or direction it's like they made it up as they went along. For me it's basically just a demo of practical horror effects.
>>63604244
>>63605457
Women are turned on because she cheats on her husband in that movie. Women enjoy being unfaithful. Sorry to sound bitter, but all movies that are particularly popular with women, always have some a plot that involves cheating.
>>63608818
Maybe white women.
>>63604222
>not understanding that the movie was a parody
>>63608362
>The kicker is: Fans treat Star Wars like it's some sort of elaborate taste. It's one of the most popular franchises in the world and they still go "OH, YOU LIKE STAR WARS TOO?!" like there are not millions of people out there who are into this drivel as well. It's stunning how you can hold two completely opposite opinions at the same time.
I haven't really seen this, most fans know it's really popular with the general masses.
>>63604244
That fucking movie. Every single character was an asshole.
I think Eyes Wide Shut is an hour too long and not even good.
>>63608838
Well, yeah. I can't even recall a single romantic film with a female black lead, to be honest.
>>63608863
well it is a satire, not a parody, so there is that.
>>63608362
>mfw Star Wars is the definition of mainstream and people refer to themselves as "Star Wars nerds."
>>63608690
>zombies
Evil Dead is the greatest
most horror movies just have mindless killing machines, supernatural beings fucking with people because they can isn't used nearly enough
Drag me to Hell had the same feel, wish Raimi would do more in that style
>>63608911
Just watch How I Met Your Mother. Ted treats a girl who is into Star Wars like the Holy Grail.
You'd have more trouble running into a girl who outright dislikes Star Wars.
>>63608970
Yes I used the wrong word so fucking sue me. The film is basically poking fun at a dead genre of movies and having a good time.
If you take Hobo with a Shotgun or Starship Troopers as a serious film, you might want to reevaluate your life.
>>63608999
Well, that's because to Normies having any sort of interest in film or old media makes you a "nerd"
>>63607961
Literally go fuck yourself. You are arrogant in your own stupidity. Grow up.
>>63604352
this movie is so fucking boring. just terrible
Inception
thought it was pure garbage
>>63608362
Well said. This may be a ragepost but you hit the nail on the head.
I also hate people who love the originals and treat the prequels like they're infinitely worse than the originals. They're all mediocre
>>63609086
Kek, someone's mad
couple friends of mine had been hyping this up for ages
finally sat down to watch it and it was painfully unfunny, i couldn't make it through half the movie
>>63604155
I've tried half a dozen times to watch this movie but I just can't get into it. For some reason I just lose interest in what's happening.
It's really annoying as I love Jeff Bridges acting normally. I think it must be the story rather than the performances.
>>63609061
star wars is terrible and I hope someone shoots up a premiere just to punish human culture for being so obsessed with it
>>63609066
How can I sue you if I don't even know your name?
>>63604087
Right there with you OP.
Also 2001.
top fucking kek. First words spoken after 30mins of movie..no dialogue..no characters.. mostly classical music with effects....not even a movie..it's a like a wallpaper with theme song...
>>63609125
I am
People who are proud of being stupid Piss me off
>>63609061
>You'd have more trouble running into a girl who outright dislikes Star Wars.
This. Star Wars is probably one of the most popular things ever. Just proves that HIMYM is a show written by boring hipster fucktards
>>63609202
I bet you cant even watch silent movies without complaining, huh?
>>63608362
>maybe that's how the Bible started
Holy shit, you are so delusional about everything you believe
>>63608690
Yeah, I hated 2 and 3... Tho I really liked the first one and I'm liking the tv series so far.
>>63609234
I didn't like One Flew over either, but mostly because it depressed the shit out of me. It's not my thing, but it's not a shitty movie.
>>63609236
>>63609061
Are you people kidding? Only about 1 in 10 girls I know likes star wars. And all of them have brothers.
>>63609307
How do you hate Evil Dead II and AoD, but love the show?
>>63608818
Im willing to bet her husband was some jerk that she married for some purely practical reason but she hated. I havent seen the movie though
>>63609350
Well, most people don't like anything at all. 95% of all humans are basically apes with smartphones. They just lounge around with no thoughts in their head all day. They just pay rent and live until they die, no questions asked.
The thing is, most girls will just blurt out "uuhhh yeah" If you ask them if they like Star Wars, because they see an opportunity to seem quirky and cool. They may have watched the movies once or twice, but they don't actually have a real opinion on anything. They just make up personality traits for themselves whenever it fits the situation.
>>63609408
You are right. From what I remember, he was successful, but drank a little too much and didn't spend time with her, but her mean poopy-face parents liked the idea, so she married him. Then comes hot Ryan Gosling back into her life omg swooped off my feet brb cheating.
>>63609400
literally a top-25 movie
>>63604352
Nothing happens: The movie
inb4subtle character development
>>63609151
*Sharpens Edge*
>>63609202
>top fucking kek. First words spoken after 30mins of movie..no dialogue..no characters.. mostly classical music with effects....not even a movie
Moving pictures; aka movies area visual medium, you utter plebian.
>>63604382
Animation was great, but the main character was shit. For some reason he goes from being a thug to a hero in the blink of an eye.
>>63607940
>>63608362
>>63608911
>>63609061
>>63609151
I have never seen Star Wars.
Is it worst wasting like 12 hours on this garbage by next week?
>>63610661
Do it, and be it just to have something to talk about.
>>63610661
It's not worth watching 12 hours of the previous movies to catch up. They'll be dated and rather poor to a modern moviegoer.
>>63604087
>Kingpin
>Boondock Saints
>capeshit
>>63610715
I should be able to bullshit it, I mean what's it gonna be about?
Some kid meets this old guy.
It then turns out that the old guy fought in the "clone wars", which really was just one war, alongside the kid's father, who apparently was a good friend.
Also there's a bad guy called Sheev and Dark Vader or whatever he was called is actually the kid's father. The high ground is an immensely powerful technique and spinning is a good trick too.
Podracing is a thing, whatever that is.
Did I miss anything?
>>63609234
>People who have a different opinion than me are stupid
>>63610879
The new movie looks like no previous knowledge of Star Wars is required. However, the trilogy is culturally relevant, even if it sucks.
I'd say bite the bullet, maybe work out while the movies are running or something.
>>63607537
Noice
>>63610661
You should just to understand its cultural impact.
But only watch original trilogy.
>>63611329
Hello ebaumsworld
>>63610626
Did you even watch the movie? He did nothing heroic.
>>63604155
>>63604156
end your lives
>>63610661
You should spend that 12 hours watching actual films not children's movies.
>>63611583
Thought as much.
How is Roeg, I got a couple of his films lying around, but never got around to watching any.
>>63604550
John Lennon?
