Literally the only things i can remember are the blatant Homolust,Miscast Angelina Jolie and Rosario Dawson's nude scene.

>Genuine contender for worst movie of the 00's since it killed any studios interest in ancient biopics

>>63602985

Well since I hate the theatrical why would I want to watch an even longer version of a shit film?

>>63603032
>blatant Homolust

>Expecting any different in a movie about Alexander the Great

>>63602985

You're might be confusing that with kingdom of heaven

The battle at Gaugamela is GOAT. Shame that's just about the only redeeming thing I can remember.

>>63602985
You're thinking of Kingdom of Heaven, Alexander was always a shitty movie.

>Angelina Jolie's horrible attempt at an accent

Cinematography and Rosario Dawsons huge tits were the only redeeming quality of that movie.

>>63603080
He was bi like all rich Greeks of the day. Not some full on homo. Holyrood just wanted to be edgy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYchCMe5btI

>>63603164
>Alexander
>Greek
>Not a barbarian

>>63603032
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>>63603080
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>>63603164
>>63603171
>implying this movie wasn't GOAT

No, you're thinking of Kingdom of Heaven. This movie is terrible no matter how long it is.

>>63603101
That battle was incomprehensible garbage.

>>63603101
It would be the worst thing in that movie were it not for the fact that Stone also fucked up Hydaspes big time

>>63602985

No.

Its still full of a whole bunch of cultural marxist bullshit.

>pushes the lie of Alexander being gay, even though there is zero prove and he had three wives
>In the movie, alexander says his goal is to "mix the races" WHAT?!
>takes the greatest legend of all time and makes it boring
>casted a darkie as Roxanna instead of a central asian
>Anglina jolies TERRIBLE accent

Watch Troy again instead.