>tfw no sequel because Amerishitters would all rather go see the latest capeshit dreck
I mad. Also this movie convinced me Cavill would be a great Bond, but of course that won't happen now... because of capeshit. Goddammit.
i love it
its like archer irl
>>63601815
>its like archer irl
Kill yourself. Kill yourself thrice.
>>63601725
>but of course that won't happen now... because of capeshit.
no it isn't, it just didn't get a good buzz or was marketed properly
Cavill isn't even a good Cavill, much less Bond.
>>63601882
>Cavill isn't even a good Cavill
What did you mean by this?
>>63601868
>no it isn't, it just didn't get a good buzz or was marketed properly
No i meant Cavill being Bond won't happen now because he's Superman
>>63601926
oh well he was never going to be Bond anyway.
>>63601961
He would have been if he hadn't been cast as Superman. He was 2nd choice after Craig, and he only missed out because he was too young. The role would be his, no doubt about it if it wasn't for DC.
Why is Cavill such a balding manlet?
>>63601725
it was a pretty decent movie. not worse or better than any other spy flick.
The good thing is, at least Guy stopped copying his own movies.
The bad thing is, his best were Lock stock...; and Snatch, and every latter of his work is only decent at best.
Making a movie based on a franchise only old people remember was a bad idea.
>>63602497
I agree but Rocknrolla is great too.
the sherlock holmes films are good also. i really liked man from uncle but i think its not as good as most of his films.
His best is Lock, Stock
>>63602532
>what is Mission Impossible
>>63601926
How can Alicia be Swedish
She looks Mediterranean
>>63603143
>She looks Mediterranean
What does that mean really?
This just wasn't very good. It's mediocre. The pacing is shit, and the climax sucks. Guy Ritchie's early successes were flukes.
>>63602622
The original Mission Impossible ran from 1966–1973, with a second series running from 1988–1990. The first movie came out in 1996. That's a twenty-three year gap between the original show and the movie and six year gap between the revival and the movie.
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. ran from 1964 to 1968. The movie came out this year. That's a forty-seven year gap.
>>63603387
Thanks Barnaby Jones!
>>63601725
>because Amerishitters would all rather go see the latest capeshit dreck
More like it was right up against another, much better known, spy movie franchise.
>>63603189
Olive skin, dark hair, dark eyes.
they fucked up by using an old as fuck IP instead of just making it a new series.
It'd be like if they tried to make a Million Dollar Man movie, or a Greatest American Hero movie.
>>63603143
BLANDA UP
>>63603941
>6 million dollar man
Well do mark wahlberg and I have good news for you
>>63601868
>thrice.
not a word mate
>>63603941
>Fucked up
How? It can only help bring in people who remember the series while having no effect on people who are unaware of it.
>>63604035
Oh wow
It's gonna flop
>>63604064
Prove it.
>>63604113
>6 million dollar man
That's what, a couple joint replacements and an artificial heart these days?
>>63604101
Guy Ritchie has enough star power as a director to get peoples attention. The people who remember the series most fondly are in their 50s now.
>>63604168
They could lampshade it by saying that the original 60s project estimated it would cost 6 million dollars to complete, obviously with modern day resources it'd be significantly higher but the boys at DARPA liked the name so it stuck.
>>63604168
Just call it the six billion dollar man, fuck it add in some augementations and we've got adam jenson on the big screen
>>63603143
Sweden is the land of tolerance, anon. Everyone is either homosexual or fucked an immigrant.
>>63601725
I'm American and I saw it in the theaters, what now shit-skin?
Also
>implying this isn't capeshit
This is super hero h jerkoff bullshit without the capes.
>>63602029
This, he made Man From Uncle to get back at them.
>>63601725
This movie not doing that well had nothing to do with capeshit. It was marketed horrendously, some people didn't even know it was actually a thing until it hit theaters.
>>63604064
Are you retarded?
>>63601725
>no sequel
FUCK
I liked that movie Tbh
>>63604264
Heard joke once. What do you call a straight man in Sweden?A tourist.
The Good
>Cavill, Hammer, and Vikander
>their chemistry and character dynamics
>the look and sound of the movie
>the opening scene
>the humor felt natural
>the opening and ending credits
The Bad
>pacing
>the third act
>Elizabeth Debicki (she made for a shit villain)
>>63604500
>>Elizabeth Debicki (she made for a shit villain)
I disagree, I really liked her, the venom in her voice when Cavill baited her was chilling, plus she was fucking hot.
>>63604500
>their chemistry
there was none
>>63603941
>Greatest American Hero movie.
That's happening too.
